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Chuck Norris Vs Lobo
Chuck Norris Vs Lobo

Yeah, I’ve heard that Chuck Norris can melt the sun, eat bullets for breakfast and sh!t out nukes. But when it comes to a badass, it’s be pretty hard to find someone better at that task than Lobo.

Chuck may have beat down a lot of people, but only Lobo killed Santa Claus.

There’s no way Chuck lives through this match – or is there?

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  • marche
    October 13, 2008
    #1

    no chuck wouldnt die, after an epic battle that tears a hole in space and time, lobo realizes that chuck is his father…..
    then they go on a killing spree through the night XD

    The End

  • PaPPa JUDAS
    October 14, 2008
    #2

    I agree Chuck and LOBO have got to be related or alternate universe copies of each other.

  • doama
    October 15, 2008
    #3

    Chuck Norris wins, no doubt about that…

  • JAMES
    October 20, 2008
    #4

    chuck norris would actualy win the fight until he realize he is hitting in water and lobo the clwon is actualy chuck norrise the clown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Naitsabes
    January 17, 2009
    #5

    ?????????????????????????WTF

  • MJSC STARWARS
    January 28, 2009
    #6

    Okay, gotta question for all the Norris superfans: WTF?!? We’re talkin’ about a normal human, albeit a very skilled one. Lobo can hold his own against Superman. SUPERMAN! I mean come on, be honest with yourselves! Lobo wins.

  • Zenkai
    March 3, 2009
    #7

    so not true mjsc. CN would destroy Superman easily. But I believe Chuck would karate kick Lobo, upon which the image of Lobo would crack and shatter into oblivion. CN would then remember he was at a circus, and had just round house kicked a fun house mirror reflection of himself.

  • Albert Wikowonkavitz
    March 16, 2009
    #8

    Chuck Norris is just some dude, really. Bastitches and your stupid outdated Internet jokes…

  • Pondering Fool
    August 27, 2009
    #9

    Lobo killed Santa……..enough said.

    - pondering fool

  • MnSid the girl tomboy
    June 6, 2010
    #10

    WTF?! Chuck Norris against Lobo? I’m sorry guys, Chuck Norris is a hella awesome Lobo owns it hands down. No he won’t do his super cool karate kick on Lobo or anything like that; just face it people IT’S LOBO!! :/

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 15, 2010
    #11

    In real life chuckie boy here would die if we use the real chuck norris feats. The Internet mime of him is God. Who can stand against his roundhouse kicks?

  • Siggymansz
    July 15, 2010
    #12

    The Only reason Lobo Exists is because Chuck Norris didn’t Kill his great Great great great great great great great grat grut groot gater greattter great gread bgreaf Grandmother all those years ago………………………………………..

    Lobo is Dead and if the People in charge of the Afterlife try to chuck Lobo into real life again then Chuck with Erase their Existance along with Lobo’s

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