Chuck Norris Vs Lobo

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October 13th, 2008 at 5:17 am -

Yeah, I’ve heard that Chuck Norris can melt the sun, eat bullets for breakfast and sh!t out nukes. But when it comes to a badass, it’s be pretty hard to find someone better at that task than Lobo.

Chuck may have beat down a lot of people, but only Lobo killed Santa Claus.

There’s no way Chuck lives through this match – or is there?

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9 Comments

marche
October 13, 2008
#1

no chuck wouldnt die, after an epic battle that tears a hole in space and time, lobo realizes that chuck is his father…..
then they go on a killing spree through the night XD

The End
PaPPa JUDAS
October 14, 2008
#2

I agree Chuck and LOBO have got to be related or alternate universe copies of each other.
doama
October 15, 2008
#3

Chuck Norris wins, no doubt about that…
JAMES
October 20, 2008
#4

chuck norris would actualy win the fight until he realize he is hitting in water and lobo the clwon is actualy chuck norrise the clown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naitsabes
January 17, 2009
#5

?????????????????????????WTF
MJSC STARWARS
January 28, 2009
#6

Okay, gotta question for all the Norris superfans: WTF?!? We’re talkin’ about a normal human, albeit a very skilled one. Lobo can hold his own against Superman. SUPERMAN! I mean come on, be honest with yourselves! Lobo wins.
Zenkai
March 3, 2009
#7

so not true mjsc. CN would destroy Superman easily. But I believe Chuck would karate kick Lobo, upon which the image of Lobo would crack and shatter into oblivion. CN would then remember he was at a circus, and had just round house kicked a fun house mirror reflection of himself.
Albert Wikowonkavitz
March 16, 2009
#8

Chuck Norris is just some dude, really. Bastitches and your stupid outdated Internet jokes…
Pondering Fool
August 27, 2009
#9

Lobo killed Santa……..enough said.

- pondering fool