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  • Five Ways to Make StarCraft 2 Better 29 CommentsPosted by admin on August 30, 2010 under FactPilers
    Five Ways to make StarCraft 2 Better

    First off, this is on no way meant as an insult to the developers at Blizzard. Not only have they lived up to the just about impossible hype of delivering a fantastic sequel, but they also added some experiences that we’ve all come to expect since they last released anything from the StarCraft franchise.

    This game is easily the best $60 I’ve spent so far this year and with the exception of a dark horse (which I will name later this year), StarCraft 2 and Halo Reach will be battling it out for bragging rights as the best game of the year for 2010.

    One thing that is most impressive is the FREE battle.net service for logging all matches. Unlike the Star Trek Online clusterf$ck, Blizzard is smart enough to know not to be that greedy. Of course, they are also in the rare position of getting millions of dollars every month from their World of Warcraft subscriptions, so they aren’t as needy as most developers.

    So, now let’s get to the 5 items that Blizzard can improve on by the time they release the next expansion pack, Heart of the Swarm.

    Here goes:

    1.) Bring back LAN play!
    Yes, I know Blizzard won’t be able to track stats or protect from piracy by doing this, but taking away some of the core reasons why people play the game isn’t the best way to get more players.

    2.) Create gameplay matches that I can tailor.
    For example, how about a “No Rush” setting? Very similar to the 5 minute restriction on transferring resources to your allies. Yes, I can already hear some of you laughing and that’s cool. Some of us actually like to “tech up” to the highest levels AND build all of our units. It gets really old having to wall off my base so that some phuktard doesn’t rush me with his zerglings and ends the game.

    3.) Don’t Let People Pause the Game
    The first time it happened I thought it was a glitch. Then after the second time it was un-paused, I had Marines in my base ripping it to shreds. While I know computer gaming offers more than console gaming, as a courtesy to other players, that feature needs to be turned off. If you can’t play for whatever reason, just leave!

    4.) Boot players with poor internet connections/bad video settings
    How many times have you’ve gone to click on something and that effing lag screen pops up because someone’s graphic card can’t process all the pretty images, or their internet provider is slowing everyone else down. Talk to Bungie about how to handle that.

    5.) Make it easier to play Custom maps
    I have seen some crazy-fun maps from the online community that are great and should be found at the top. On the other hand, if I am friends with someone through battle.net, they should easily be able to find any custom map I upload and vice versa.

    Overall, it’s still a fantastic game and if Blizzard doesn’t address any of these, I am still going to play.

    Any other ways to make StarCraft 2 better? List them in the comments!

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  • Mother Brain 38 CommentsPosted by admin on August 12, 2010 under FactPilers
    Mother Brain

    The site never ceases to amaze me in the amount of talent that arrives here. This image was created by our very own JoshMcFace.

    I’ve had to shrink down the image to fit on here, but the original size is well over 3k pixels wide. If you want the larger image, I’ll leave it up to JoshMcFace to hand them out!

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  • Raiders of the Lost Pile 62 CommentsPosted by admin on August 9, 2010 under FactPilers
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 1
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 2
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 3
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 4
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 5
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 6
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 7
    Raiders of the Lost Pile - Part 8

    Another instant classic from Baron Somebody.

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  • Notecard Destruction 18 CommentsPosted by admin on August 4, 2010 under FactPilers
    Notecard Destruction

    Everyone: This is a project for Eric Gigliotti who needs to destroy note cards spectacularly for a scholarship. Cool, right? There are three categories that need to be fulfilled to win the scholarship.

    1. The coolness of the video
    2. The most views
    3. The most thumbs-ups

    So, head over to youtube and watch it a few hundred times to help a FactPiler out!

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  • Deadliest Factpiler 89 CommentsPosted by admin on July 27, 2010 under FactPilers
    Deadliest FactPiler - Part 1
    Deadliest FactPiler - Part 2
    Deadliest FactPiler - Part 3

    Another great story from Baron Somebody.

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  • So, You Want To Post on FactPile? 66 CommentsPosted by admin on July 25, 2010 under FactPilers
    You Want to Post on FactPile

    No recap this week, as I think this topic kinda trumps that…

    I floated the question about having FactPilers posting matches and I think it’s time to clear some things up.

    1.) This is NOT a “moderator” type role. There were some conversations talking about having 3 mods per battle and submitting matches based on what your strengths were. All this will do is give you the the ability to actually upload matches to the site thru a custom login that I create.

    2.) I will still approve EVERY match before it gets posted. Currently, only 3 readers have the ability to publish their own posts.

    3.) Everyone will start at the “contributor” level. This means you can go thru the process of creating everything for the match, you just can’t upload the image or any files.

    4.) This is the time to prove yourself. I will not be letting certain people only do certain characters/universes. How can you expect to expand your knowledge of other great characters if you stick with only the ones you know? Getting outside your comfort zone is a great way to not only challenge yourself, but to learn new things.

    5.) At the start, I will send you the matches to post. You will be responsible for correctly creating the post. THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS. I have crafted a “FactPile Style Guide” as to how every match has to look, and there are certain things that need to happen for every post that appears on FactPile.

    6.) Only after I feel like I can rely on you to provide consistency will I upgrade you to “author” status which will let you publish to the site without me needing to approve it manually. This process might only take a few weeks for some people, while others it might take six months. And if it takes you that long, you’ll notice that you aren’t getting any matches sent your way.

    7.) I know I am pretty laid back when it comes to making comments on the site, but when it comes to being reliable, paying attention to details and just wanting to do this, I am a prick about how certain things have to be presented. This site started out as nothing and has evolved tremendously because of the input of you readers, the willingness to adapt, but also knowing that every day, there are at least 2 new posts on FactPile. I will not sacrifice those core values.

    8.) Once you go through some of my pre-determined matches, I will grant everyone who wants to do this a few matches of their own to suggest. In the style guide, I have my process for what battles get selected to be made. While I do expect the formatting and presentation to be identical from everyone, your personality can come out in the matches you post as well as what you post in the battle themselves.

    9.) The ultimate goal is to have an organized way to getting matches we all want to see make it to the site.

    10.) I will tell you right now that if I start hearing complaints about one person supposedly getting special treatment, or one person’s post suggestions are always going live, the person complaining will most likely get their abilities revoked. This will be a grind, and only those who want ti bad enough will make it through the other side.

    11.) I know there are some more points I am missing right now, but as I think of them, they will be addressed in this post only. I’ll probably end up inserting emails into the comment section for this post for the benefit of all.

    Okay, so now that the rules have been stated, let’s get this started.

    If you want to sign up for this non-paid abuse by me, all you need to do is send me your email address and screen name you want to post under. I know most of you will pick what you already use for the site and that’s fine. Be sure your Gravatar is what you want, as it will be the image that gets posted in the “author” section. If you don’t have an image, I’ll most likely use my Master Chief Teabag gif in action over your screen name.

    Send in your email to admin at factpile dot com. Be sure to tell me in the subject line that it’s related to wanting to post on FactPile. Also, feel free to include anything that you feel like you can offer.

    I’m looking forward to seeing how this goes.

    Paul (Admin)

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  • DeathTanker’s Day of Death 79 CommentsPosted by admin on July 24, 2010 under FactPilers
    DeathTankers Day of Death

    Another comic from Baron Somebody!

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  • Rancor Trouble 39 CommentsPosted by admin on July 22, 2010 under FactPilers
    Rancor Trouble

    Another excellent comic from Baron Somebody. Enjoy!

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  • The Return of Baron Somebody 55 CommentsPosted by admin on July 8, 2010 under FactPilers
    The Return of Baron Somebody

    Baron Somebody’s action figure cartoons are going to be back and better than ever!

    I for one, am looking forward to this with much anticipation.

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  • Recap – June 20th, 2010 13 CommentsPosted by admin on June 20, 2010 under FactPilers
    REcap - June 20th, 2010

    Hitman H94
    Some Halo Reach Videos
    WOW.
    Star Wars Force Unleashed 2
    Naughty Bear

    Laharl
    The World Warrior
    Okkusenman!
    Air Man ga Taosenai
    Epic Music Mix XI – Trailer Music III
    Half-Life 2: PUSH THE BUTTON!
    5月病のマリオにウマウマさせてみた

    Kenny C.
    Hong Kong Phooey

    Omega-88
    Star Wars Old Republic Trailer
    Halo Reach Trailer

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