For me personally, this may be the most epic match ever posted on this site. I became a fan of the original series from all the years of re-runs on tv, and I watched the new series when it was in it’s initial run.
The upcoming movie looks fantastic and I hope it gives a jolt to this classic franchise.
Both captains are legendary and both are worthy. But when it comes down to resourcefulness, physicality and of course, scoring with the ladies (and creatures) Kirk is the winner, but not by much.
Who’s the favorite here?





April 25, 2009
#1
I am not familiar with these two..
April 25, 2009
#2
E
P
I
C
!!!!!!!!!
(Picard)
April 25, 2009
#3
If were talking who would win in a star ship battle each as captain then picards enterprise is way superior to Kirk’s but if they each have the exact same equipment at there disposal then I’m going to have to say Kirk. He always got out of some very tight spots.
Winner: James T
April 25, 2009
#4
Picard has the superior Enterprise, but Kirk can use his clever schemes to outwit him. Remember his self-destruction of the Enterprise to deny the Klingon leader the Genesis schematics in Star Trek 3? That’s strategy.
April 25, 2009
#5
picard is funnier and acts almost like a normal person in some situations as demonstrated in a video where while being fired up by obsolete arms from an opposing force stared out the window with a look of disbelief on his face before shrugging and giving orders to fire torpedoes in in a way that actually meant
“f@ck it just shoot them and get it over with”
April 25, 2009
#6
Well, Looks like Picard is epic. So I think I will call him Epicard from now on.
April 25, 2009
#7
Epicard, lmao.
Although, if this is a fist fight, Kirk clearly wins. Kirk is a superior ground combatant and tactician, where as Picards strength is in space battle and fleet movements. I think we need a clarification for just what exactly this fight entails.
April 25, 2009
#8
“Epicard”
I found that surprisingly amusing. I approve.
April 25, 2009
#9
Picard, without a doubt.
Patrick Stewart could read the inventory for a Motor Repair manual and still keep me enthralled.
April 25, 2009
#10
“Epicard”
Agreed lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPIPOaRUFg&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9oD_xl8mI&feature=channel
April 26, 2009
#11
Hahaha Locutus! 2nd one is kinda like (o_0)….
Picard wins.
April 26, 2009
#12
@Locutus
Loved the editing on those.
April 26, 2009
#13
Woot for Short Circuit 2!
Haha, seriously though, you should get an award for brining those to us or something, lol.
April 26, 2009
#14
I also found these to be very humorous. Very humorous indeed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iGq54CfG-U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPYGFNIv_Ak&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30NQrWV5DMQ&NR=1
April 26, 2009
#15
@Locutus – That was some funny sh!t. Thanks for sharing!
April 28, 2009
#16
In terms of combat, Kirk wins. In terms of leadership, Picard wins.
I think instead of fighting, these two would make an awesome team. We could still have the fight, not to the death, but the loser ends up being firstmate. =)
April 29, 2009
#17
at least picard doent wear a cheap rug . he seems comftorble in his baldness and that makes it cool even stewie from family guy thinks so look at episode 11 season 7 not all dogs go to heaven
July 25, 2009
#18
picard, he wood dance battle for it!!! lol (if u dnt understand look it up his dancing)
September 5, 2009
#19
Well, Picard was smart enough not to get into “tight spots”.
September 8, 2009
#20
well, since Picard was erased by the new movie and the new timeline, it wouldn’t be much of a fight now would it?
September 8, 2009
#21
“well, since Picard was erased by the new movie and the new timeline, it wouldn’t be much of a fight now would it?”
The main Star Trek universe still exists the new film just creates an alternate universe.
September 12, 2009
#22
Kirk will win easily, either timeline
October 8, 2009
#23
Kirk would kick picard in hand to hand combat, but picard will do so with tactics. But really both are awsome caps.