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Boba Fett Vs Jubal Early

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Here we have a great duel between two bounty hunters that should be quite interesting. Making his debut on FactPile is Jubal Early from the Firefly franchise.

For this match, the bounty is on each other – and must be brought back alive.

Who wins?

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  • Envoy
    February 27, 2010
    #1

    NICE!

    A match were the loser HAS to stay alive…..what if the loser kills himself, does he win?

  • Baron Somebody
    February 27, 2010
    #2

    There is no way in hell Boba is losing to that guy…

  • warhammerpwnsall
    February 27, 2010
    #3

    “There is no way in hell Boba is losing to that guy…”
    Well, yeha your right, Boba fett can’t lose to a black guy, now if he was white….

  • shaun182
    February 27, 2010
    #4

    it says they have to bring them back alive, it doesnt say in one piece, boba just needs to pull out one of his captured lightsabers, cut off jubals arms and legs and drag his torso back to the slave-I.

  • Belisaurius
    February 27, 2010
    #5

    I wonder if Boba has a stun setting on his blaster, or he just beats the crap out of those he captures?

  • Who?
    February 27, 2010
    #6

    “it says they have to bring them back alive, it doesnt say in one piece, boba just needs to pull out one of his captured lightsabers, cut off jubals arms and legs and drag his torso back to the slave-I.”

    A method he sugested to use on the Butcher of Montellian Serat.

    “I wonder if Boba has a stun setting on his blaster, or he just beats the crap out of those he captures?”

    Hehe, we all know how much Fett loves to beat the crap out of bountys… anyways, most blasters have a stun feature (among other power settings). However, that’s not the only tool at Fett’s disposal that can be used to capture live bountys, nor method. Though Jubal Early (as much as I’ve seen anyway… never really got into the show) has shown himself to be an exceptional hand-to-hand fighter, Fett has brought down Yuuzhan Vong warriors to their knees with his bare hands. Those guys have shown themselves to be superior combatants to most Jedi as we all know. Fett also utilizes weapons designed to subdue, such as darts tipped with light knockout poisons, type-12B stun rockets, a snare wrist-launcher, various gasses meant to neutralize, etc etc.

    But I’m not too keen on Jubal Early… some underestimation might arise.

  • Zervziel
    February 27, 2010
    #7

    …..So no disintegrations? Boba Fett has a ton of experience bringing back prey alive. Quite frankly Jubal, as awesome as he is, is severly out-matched here.

  • midnite marauder
    February 27, 2010
    #8

    @warhammerpwnsall-The fuck you mean by that you saying black people can’t kick someones ass? Then why do we dominate practically all sports? Just for that i say Jubal wins. Besides that I think he’s a better hand to hand combatant. I seen him in an episode of Firefly and the way he fights it seems to me he’s very well versed in martial arts though I’m not sure about Boba I just know Boba has way bigger guns.

  • Envoy
    February 27, 2010
    #9

    “Well, yeha your right, Boba fett can’t lose to a black guy, now if he was white….”

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  • Envoy
    February 27, 2010
    #10

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-screw posting links

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #11

    @WHPA

    Dude, shut the fuck up. I didn’t even notice your comment till now. Must have been moderated after I left.

    @Midnite

    “! seen him in an episode of Firefly and the way he fights it seems to me he’s very well versed in martial arts though I’m not sure about Boba I just know Boba has way bigger guns.”

    Well, as I said in my previous post, Boba Fett in “A Pratical Man” and I believe the “Unifying Force” (I could be wrong about the latter, but I do know in both books Fett kicks serious Yuuzhan Vong ass) subdued many Yuuzhan Vong warriors with his bare hands. The Yuuzhan Vong being the gargantuan invaders that regularly made Jedi look like rag-dolls and praticly worshipped pain. And their warriors were… pretty damn brutal. To defeat one in hand-to-hand was VERY unlikely for even most Mando warriors. Let alone several.

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Warrior_caste

    In “A Practical Man,” Fett also defeated at least one Jedi knight with reletive ease. But considering Fett has been shown to possess a wide collection of Jedi lightsabers, this is of little suprise. It should also be noted that Fett’s suit has taken blows from powerhouses like Durge and Bar Kooda with ease.

  • midnite marauder
    February 28, 2010
    #12

    @Who?-Like I said I don’t know much about Boba except that his guns tend to vaporize. Well since he’s the better combatant and has the better guns he wins. But not because Jubal is black. Admin should ip ban that tard since thats the first time I noticed racism on this site.

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #13

    @Midnite

    Yeah, I know what you mean. The site has been filling up with more of these sorts of jack-asses lately… of course, I sort of expected a comment like that from WHPA… I mean, he has sort of always been a douche on the site ever since he appeared a few months ago. My best advice is to ignore the little bastard.

    Anyway, I still believe that Fett’s capture equipment wins this one…

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #14

    Oh wait, you said that was the first time you noticed racism on the site… I’ve actually seen it a few times, I just misread your comment…

  • AHEM
    February 28, 2010
    #15

    I’m thinking Fett will win this one. Firefly tech is Earth at around the twenty sixth or twenty seventh century, more on a class with Halo than Star Wars.

  • warhammer pwns all
    February 28, 2010
    #16

    Relax, I never meant it.
    It was a joke.

  • midnite marauder
    February 28, 2010
    #17

    @WPA-Well none of us found it remotely funny. Besides that this is a place for civilized debates so keep those race jokes in 4chan, nothing toxic, and youtube.

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #18

    Jokings all fine and well I suppose… and I suppose I went a little too far in post 13. For that I apologise. But still, let’s try to keep those sort of jokes out please.

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #19

    I don’t know anything about Fett since i’m not a huge star wars fan, but i’ll go with the consensus his arsenal is better.

    As for subduing and keeping them alive, Jubal merced almost the whole Serenity crew, so he’s a sneaky som’bitch for one, plus he’s pretty slick in hand-to-hand.

    Not saying this would constitute a win over Boba, but if it’s about capture I don’t think it’s such a mismatch, but I repeat: Not too familiar with Fett’s feats, only what I’ve seen on Robot Chicken.

    Also @Marauder “Then why do we dominate practically all sports?” check some facts brother man. Not saying the statement has no validity, but there’s physical-sports domination from the lighter pigmentation peoples as well, it’s not a one-way street.

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #20

    Oh woops, I missed Who?’s post #11.

    I pegged Boba for a run n’ gun sort of guy that looks like Remo Williams. Didn’t know he had lightsabres and danced with his bare knuckles sometimes.

    Alright, since Jubal was having some issue with River (I think, I haven’t seen the episode in several months) i’ll say Boba can probably pull one over on him.

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #21

    “Not too familiar with Fett’s feats, only what I’ve seen on Robot Chicken.”

    Dude, he took out like 67 Jedi before he willingly lept into the Sarlacc! How can you beat that?

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #22

    Right, like I said I have limited knowledge on him. I’ve never seen those original star wars with Harrison Ford all the way through, so I missed some of the junk that happened is all.

    Now, I know he’s a universal bounty hunter and what not, and with you mentioning his lightsaber weilding bit, I said he’d pull one over on Jubal.

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #23

    Laugh Out Loud (haha) I was making a Robot Chicken reference is all…

  • BeauTieMan
    February 28, 2010
    #24

    lets look at how each of these bounty hunters opperates. That is gonna let us know what the aproach is.

    Boba Fett is a warrior. The Kaminos picked him as a templete for the clones based on his prowess as a warrior. From what I have read about fett in the books Fett does not do much sneaking around. He is totally armoured to the hilt. He is built for a full frontal assault. even Slave one is built for bruit force. The stealth he does use is in trailing…..but the take down is totally brute force.

    Now all we have of Jubal is one episode from Firefly. But we get to see alot about him from Rivers ‘insite’ if you examine Jubal in this episode….it is obvious he has spied on the crew. He boards a spacecraft that has sensors on it (and we know they are modified sensors from conversations between Wash and Mal (pilot and Capt respectfuly) So this says something about his ship at the start. it is built for stealth. He infiltrates the ship and evades all of the crew and systimaticly takes each down according to who they are. He treatens Kaylee with rape yet he uses a frontal attack on Mal the captain and the preacher with the mysterious past. So he knows about the crew and the ship. which means that he does his research. the only mistake he makes is with River, and that can be baised on the fact that Blue Sun did not give Jubal all the information about what River was….

    The result….if Jubal can take his time and stay hidden He might just well spot out the weaknesses of Fetts suit and ship…and exploit them. The only way he would fail is in the acctuall takedown. Fett has so many things built into his suit that jubal would have to find a way to render all of then harmless….and THAT I dont think he can do. So it comes down to a fist a cuffs and Fett takes Jubal out.

    though Fett will have to take his hat off (so to speak) to the skill that Jubal brings to the art of the hunt

  • midnite marauder
    February 28, 2010
    #25

    @Sparks-Yeah you have a point. Hockey, lacrosse, and some others are dominated by whites. But as far as most close -contact sports like football, basket, and boxing we have that shit locked down. Well maybe not exactly boxing. The Hispanics are giving us a run for our money with dude Like De La Hoya. By the way ho you guys have your money on Mayweathers or Mosley?

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #26

    @Marauder

    I’d say Mayweathers.

    As for boxing though, not quite true. If by dominated you mean most numbered.. it’d be hispanic and south America. However out of the 4 boxing organizations, 3 of the 4 HEAVYWEIGHT titles are held by white fellas.

    The number of champions across the MMA organization collectively are also mostly white.

    Also World Strongest Man competition, 99% white guys, in fact the only South African to place in the top 3 of that sport is a white guy.

    I’m not proposing any sort of physical superiority for us honkies either by the way, i’m just saying “Black people dominate most sports, or close-contact sports” is wildly innacurate.

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #27

    edit**

    Meant Mosely, I’ll say Shane Mosely over Mayweathers

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #28

    “Boba Fett is a warrior. The Kaminos picked him as a templete for the clones based on his prowess as a warrior.”

    Umm… Jango?

    “From what I have read about fett in the books Fett does not do much sneaking around.”

    Read the young Fett series, “Death, Lies and Trechery,” “The Last Man Standing,” “Bloodlines,” “No Disentigrations Please” (in that one, he singlehandedly wiped out an entire Imperial garrison), and the “Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy.” All of them are very good storys, and they portray the most sneaking out of Fett… though Fett utilizes stealth and sneaking in most of his missions actually… regardless of the nature.

    ” The stealth he does use is in trailing…..but the take down is totally brute force.”

    Well… not entirely. He is actually quite subtle when it comes to infiltration and assassanation missions. Though Fett isn’t above making things quite… messy for the target(s)… though he’ll more than likely vaporize the target entirely, tsk.

    “though Fett will have to take his hat off (so to speak) to the skill that Jubal brings to the art of the hunt”

    No doubt dude. Jubal was what kept me watching the show… well, that and I thought Jewel Staite was pretty hot…

  • midnite marauder
    February 28, 2010
    #29

    @sparks-why you gotta say honkies? I really dislike that word because my moms is white, Irish to be specific, and its disrepectful to her which is why I dislike all racism.

    Also how could I forget about the ufc when my favorite athlete is champion(Lesner). Now that there is an athlete though I wonder if he take hgh cause he’s pretty damn big.

    Also you have a point with boxing as well cause it seems like we’ve been slacking. Well at least we still have maywheathers:( also is it me or does it seem like mma and ufc is becoming more popular then boxing?

    And last what’s a strong man competition? Does it involve some one being beat half to death?

  • midnite marauder
    February 28, 2010
    #30

    Also who’s the current boxing champions cause I haven’t watched an actual match since tyson was champion. I just got back to it but its not quite as exciting as mma or ufc.

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #31

    @Marauder

    Nothing personal, I just grew up tossing out slang terms like honkies. Just words to me, i’ll be a little more respectful though.

    2 brothers.. Wladimir and Vitali Klitschko (some spelling) hold 3 of the 4 titles. The 4th is a british black kiddo named David Haye (or something like that.)

    And the strongman competition is exactly what it sounds like, who can pull a train car the fastest, who can lift segments of 600, 400, 300 lbs stones the quickest, all kinds of strength-based courses and tests. It’s an international sport.

    And yeah UFC has become more popular than boxing to some degree I would think. But you’ll always have varying opinions on that debate lol.

    And Lesnar is reputed to have been caught with various forms of (what were legal at the time) steroids, but he’s also a division 1 wrestling champ, so it’s not like he’s ONLY big, he’s pretty skilled technically as well.

  • Jwlynas
    February 28, 2010
    #32

    Sadly, Jubal is screwed. I generally prefer the firefly series to the star trek, Partly due to better acting and partly due to my general dislike of technology in fiction.

    As it is, Jubal is good, but he doesn’t have any noticable armour to speak of (his jumpsuit didn’t look especially bulletproof, let alone blasterproof) and physically speaking he was an exceptionally trained human, not a mandalorian.

    All I know of Boba is in the movies, where, lets be honest, he did sod all, but apparantally in the other continuities he’s quick the fighter.
    Did he not once beat a man who wearing his armour, while he himself was naked,(or wearing a dressing gown or something) down to the ground?

    Jubal, by comparison, took down Mal, a generally weak doctor, an old preacher man and a scared enginer. I don’t remember him taking on Zoe, and Jayne lay in his bed for the whole attack.

  • Sparks
    February 28, 2010
    #33

    Yeah, I agree on all points I do like Firefly better, but it still stands Boba seems to have more impressive feats under his belt.

    And yeah all Jubal did to Jayne was put that wrench or whatever over his door, since he knew about all the crew, I wonder if it was purposefully, you think Jubal could hold his own against Cobb? lol that’d be a neat one.

  • BeauTieMan
    February 28, 2010
    #34

    well Jubal did his reasearch and maybe locking Zoe and Wash in thier cabin and locking in Jayne was what he needed to do. Remember Jubal “ain’t right”. He took each out in a spacific manner. I think he would tail Fett and get a good ‘read’ on him….not saying Jubal would win in a stand up fight with Bobba….to many gadgets and whatnot on that armor.

  • Who?
    February 28, 2010
    #35

    “Did he not once beat a man who wearing his armour, while he himself was naked,(or wearing a dressing gown or something) down to the ground?”

    Well, something like that… he actually was ambushed while in a bathrobe by a mob of pissed-off mercs and bounty hunters and Fett, very theatrically, killed them all with his bare hands (he also managed to trick a few to kill eachother…). The man who organized the attack hijacked Fett’s suit and Slave I, and used the ship to blow up the facility that Fett was in. Somehow Fett survived (somehow surviving is what Fett does best…), and he donned his old suit (Jango’s) and deceided to track the man’s slimy trails. Fett then beat the holy living shit out of the man and stripped him of the armor… good times.

  • MEGADOOMER
    March 1, 2010
    #36

    I haven’t seen Firefly in years. They only thing I remember from it is Nathan Fillion. And I was only reminded of it from ODST. But yeah, Booboo Fett would win.

  • Ryushi
    March 1, 2010
    #37

    I have to agree on anyone who says Boba would win, but he’s dead, so I dont think it matters that much lol.

  • MEGADOOMER
    March 1, 2010
    #38

    Wait a minute, Boba’s dead? How did that happen? Was it because of that illness he had? Because last time I was on the SW wiki he was still alive.

  • Zervziel
    March 1, 2010
    #39

    He still is. Ryushi probably didn’t realize he’s still alive in the SW EU.

  • Ryushi
    March 2, 2010
    #40

    Zerviel, watch Return of the Jedi, he is eaten by the great Zarlack or known as the pit of Carcoon or something like that.

  • Ryushi
    March 2, 2010
    #41

    Sorry misspelled both they are spelled Sarlacc and Pit of Carkoon, and before anyone comments on this, I have this to add since Boba was eaten, it implies that kills him, as it was considered a very brutal death.

  • Ryushi
    March 2, 2010
    #42

    Woops my bad just checked he survived, so anyway just ignore my posts.

  • Corran_Star
    March 2, 2010
    #43

    I agree with Boba Fett taking this dual. He is much more sneaky than he lets on, and just as difficult to read. While yes, he tails with his ship, he can also sneak into places. Using the Slave 1, he ran the Correllian blockade without even being noticed. Normally you run it, you get noticed, you get a warrent put out for your ship. Not Boba.

    He’s also sneaky on foot. He knows to stay low, and out of people’s sight, hacks security systems with ease, and has a fancy new device that acts like a density radar, able to detect living things for meters around, even through walls and solid objects. Fett is a great hunter.

  • Who?
    August 17, 2010
    #44

    After refreshing my knowledge on Boba Fett and his equipment, there’s no doubt in my mind that victory belongs to him. Badly.

    Boba Fett can pursue Jubal pretty much anywhere, and is incredibly hard to surpise according to the following information:

    “A range finder attached to Fett’s helmet can track up to thirty targets, while a battle computer inside the helmet allows Boba to control the suit’s weapons, sensors, and jet pack. The dark macrobinocular viewplate offers a varety of vision modes, including infrared. A pineal eye sensor on the helmet combines with an internal overlay display to provide tracking information within a 360-degree radius. Motion sensors, an encrypted internal comlink, and a broad band antenna complete the helmet devices, all of which can be linked to Boba’s weapons or his personal starship, Slave I. An enviromental filter system with a two-hour reserve tank allows Boba Fett to pursue quarry onto even the most inhospitable worlds.”

    - Star Wars: The New Essential Guide to Weapons and Technology

    The confrontation would undoubtedly be short, seeing how Boba could simply utilize gas pellets with sedation affects, a single stun grenade launched from his wrist gauntlets would be sufficient, even a blast from his EE-3 carbine rifle set on stun would cut this short. Not to mention the 20-meter fibercord whip that Fett possesses, which would, of course, bind Boba’s quarry completely.

    Should the battle come to hand-to-hand combat, well, it still wouldn’t end well for Jubal. Not only does Boba’s suit protect him from physical/concussion based attacks, his gloves are reinforced to inflict considerable damage, as Nobam Nol learned in “Twin Engines of Destruction.” Although he was actually killed with a single punch… but that was only because he was wanted dead. Meh.

  • Who?
    August 17, 2010
    #45

    -ahem-

    Anyway, anybody want to put in a few good words for Jubal? Or is this match not worthy for a FP award?

  • overlord
    August 17, 2010
    #46

    Umm. . .This isn’t worth a FP award.

  • Who?
    August 19, 2010
    #47

    “Umm. . .This isn’t worth a FP award.”

    Meh, figures.

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