Blade & Buffy Vs The Cullens (Twilight)

Jwlynas

May 30, 2009
#1

Ah, the literary critic in me wants the cullens to die so badly…

If I’m being fair however, I don’t see how they can win. Both Blade and Buffy are experienced Vamires hunters. Admittedly Blades UV Grenades would be of little use unless he planned to set up a disco, but his swords, shotguns and various other weapons would be more than capable of dicing the entire cullen clan.

Buffy, though to a lesser degree, is also dangerous, but more due to her support than her own inherant skill.

The only way the cullens can win is if Edwards Fangirls swarm the battlefield. Then it becomes much like the opening of Blade 1.

chewie6000

May 30, 2009
#2

I ont really know much about the hunters but I think they’d win purelly because I dislike twilight and all realated characters.

Spellca

May 30, 2009
#3

Blade alone could butcher this wonderful nest of vamperic wonders…Buffy could just come for moral support and the occational finishing blow. How can this clan of vampires win? Exactly.

fooby

May 30, 2009
#4

lol i want to see the emo vampires get ownd

Thepocalypse

May 30, 2009
#5

Oh god. Not Twilight.

Scout
May 31, 2009
#6

Yes, it’s about time the cullens got sent back to hell. It would be a great movie, i would love to see every girls face when oh so charming Edward gets his undead ass handed to him by Blade. whether by UV grenade, Sword, Steak or Gun, the Cullens would be nothing but a pile of sparkling corpses by the time Blade and Buffy were done.

Pondering Fool

May 31, 2009
#7

uuu vampire hunters vs vampires? sorta seems like blade would kill the twilight cast….until they call thier legions of fan girls to swarm over the two vampire hunters……

-pondering fool

Megafire

May 31, 2009
#8

Blade and Buffy win.

Even if only because of the Rule of Cool.

Master Arbiter(Spartan G44)
May 31, 2009
#9

I really don’t see how the Cullens can win. They have more numbers but Blade is and excpert and Buffy will just make it go faster. But any ways Blade and Buffy wins.

Aaron Smith
June 1, 2009
#10

This would be a horrible movie because I wouldn’t want to pay for a $10 ticket to a 30 second movie. Blade would tell Buffy that she could sit this one out. Then he would use that cool chain sabre from the third movie and two seconds later, it’s over

Matapiojo

June 1, 2009
#11

This would be far beyond funny to see.

Pokezilla

June 1, 2009
#12

Cullens. They’re a whole bunch if them, and they’re all extremely powerful. Buffy goes first. Blade might kill 1 or 2, maybe 3, but he’d get destroyed.

Thepocalypse

June 1, 2009
#13

“Cullens. They’re a whole bunch if them, and they’re all extremely powerful. Buffy goes first. Blade might kill 1 or 2, maybe 3, but he’d get destroyed.”
Dude, Blade solos.

Megafire

June 2, 2009
#14

Indeed, Blade could kills these guys single-handedly.

Matapiojo

June 2, 2009
#15

“Dude, Blade solos.”

Haha!

Couldn’t have said it better.

Cpt Olimar

June 2, 2009
#16

…….*sigh*

I haven’t read twilight as a warning but I know someone who has and these guys are actually very very strong.

Edward literally stopped a car driving at “fast” speed with his hand outstreched. The car immediatedly stopped as if he was hardly trying.

That level of strength is shared among the entire clan except for one who has “Super” strength beyond that of the others… apparently WAY beyond.

They all can share their thoughts between each other and can communicate in such a way. One of them has the ability to predict the immediate future, i.e. think of it as a weak force prerecognition. Since that one can share it with all the others, they all have this ability basically.

On top of that, they have almost NO traditional vampire weaknesses. Heck, even cutting off their heads isn’t enough to actually kill them. Their bodies will still move, I believe to actually kill them, you need to take each limb and removie it from the body, and then burn each thing individually.

Oh, and their skin is apparently described as “granite” Good luck removing their limbs with knives, they will probably break upon impact.

So basically, while the book series is awful, as my source confirms, these guys are actually quite powerful, and when combined I see them as way too much for these guys. Unless you guys can provide facts now. I know these guys are so unpopular that nobody on this site wants to bother but… this is way closer than anyone here probably thinks. Popularity should not be a component in a fight and while I think Blade and Buffy are way more cool, I gotta be the guy to defend them….. sorry

Oh, and these guys are around 400 yrs old, having experience in wars, so they are in fact experienced in battle…. I think.

Albert Wikowonkavitz

June 2, 2009
#17

That being said, I can recall both of the vampire hunters taking down even more powerful than the Cullens. It wouldn’t be one-sided in the hunters favors, but it certainly wouldn’t be the hardest ever.

chewie6000

June 2, 2009
#18

well someone had to do it…

the worst thing is, your probably right.

Meh hunters ftw still

PaPPa JUDAS

June 2, 2009
#19

My wife read the books and dragged me to the movie the way you kill the twilight Vampires is to dismember them and burn the parts so…………………………..

Buffy starts the bonfire and shovels the peices of cullens into the blaze while blade chops them up.

Hunters win

PaPPa JUDAS

June 2, 2009
#20

Sweet My wife agrees Blade and Buffy ftw but it won’t be quick

Cpt Olimar

June 3, 2009
#21

“Buffy starts the bonfire and shovels the peices of cullens into the blaze while blade chops them up.”

Would work and makes sense unless you note that….
Their skin is compared to granite in the books, and apparently someone tried to stab them with a knife and it did absolutely nothing.

Blade is going to need something on the chain saw level + to do any real damage and even then….

Like I said, what is stopping these guys from walking up to buffy and blade and ripping their heads off? Im dead serious here, they have the strength to just walk up and tear their heads off. If one hand stops a car instantly, I’m sure two can rip limbs.

There are eight of them remember, and they can communicate with each other through some weird means. Also, what is preventing these guys from just getting a gun and shooting their opponents? One of the cullens have “super speed” or agility or whatever, I think edward, so he could probably just beat the crap out of Blade, remembering that any punch landed would move a car, let alone a human/vampire.

Honestly, I want the hunters to win, and if people can give reason as to why, well thought out ones mind you, I would be convinced, but this really seems one-sided for the cullens. Their strength, defense, and communication is easily superior to their opponents.

Blood Dancer

June 4, 2009
#22

I am proud to say that I suggested this one. Not wanting to brag. I go with the Vampire Hunters. Blade has slain a vampire god, dracula and juiced up vampires. Buffy has slain some nasty things as well. let’s not forget that blade has all the strengths of both races and none of the weaknesses, save for ageing. Buffy is the chosen one, the slayer, she slayed the turok han. I like the cullens, I really do, but there’s now way in my mind that the victors of this match will be the Slayer and the Daywalker.

Blood Dancer

June 4, 2009
#23

note: i like the cullens but at the same time I don’t. it’s probably their humanish ways. But i Like the hunters better and i would love to watch the hunters open a can of whoop-ass on them. Especially edward.

Rise Up

June 4, 2009
#24

“Oh god. Not Twilight.”

Agreed, worst piece of literature and media ever created. If anyone needs to be burned at the stake it’s the fanboys and girls of this series. As should the author and every actor who helped out. Would thin out the world’s population…..

Onesidedfight

June 4, 2009
#25

I don’t know, the cullens have some pretty cool powers. While alice’s abilty to tell the futre would not help much in the fight, edwards abilty to read minds might. All though I can’t remember all of their powers right now, I do know that they all can run increadably fast and have strength comparable to supermans and reaction times that mc couldn’t beat. I’m probley underestamting Blade’s power though, to wikipidea!

Onesidedfight

June 5, 2009
#26

Hey, just wondering, why do so many people dislike the twilight book so much. I can see the dislike of the movie, but the book was preety good…

Thepocalypse

June 5, 2009
#27

“Hey, just wondering, why do so many people dislike the twilight book so much. I can see the dislike of the movie, but the book was preety good…”
I haven’t read it, but here are some quotes from friends:
“Worst book I’ve ever read. Worse than fanfiction.”
“This smut is what makes teenage girls so stupid.”
“So if looks don’t matter, why does it keep coming back to them.”
And my personal friend (lies) Stephen King:
“She can’t write worth a damn.”

fooby

June 7, 2009
#28

while their at it, they should kill their emo fanboys/girls

Onesidedfight

June 7, 2009
#29

I will admit that about 50% of the books are “I love you” “I love you more” type of thing, but I mean how can anyone here have such a great dislike of something they haven’t even tried reading? I mean, how many people on this site got mad at some one for saying that they hadn’t played halo, but it sucked anyways? Also, I think you all underestamtie the cullens. All of them can run faster then most planes can fly, all of them have increasable strength, Edward is about mid strength, and was able to stop a van sliding on ice at about 30 mph with his hand, and got out prefctly fine and with only two dents in the car. All of them arevery smart, given more then 100 years to gain knowladge, and each have a speical abilty. Edward can read mind and Alice can predict the future, but only of humans and vampires, for example.

Kenny C.

June 8, 2009
#30

HOW THE BATTLE UNFOLDS-

Blade and Buffy face the Cullens on oppsite sides of a road with the sun blazing.

Blade- Why are you not burning!

Cullens- Cause we have rocky skin that glitters in the sun.

Blade- …. your skin glitters… what are you, gay?

Blade proceeds to cut and/or shoot the glittery,gay vampires into little bits and burns them, while Buffy watchs and takes notes.

Megaraptor18

June 8, 2009
#31

Buffy can take out the Cullens with no problem. But to aid Blade into the mix is just overkill.

TheSorrow

June 9, 2009
#32

“will admit that about 50% of the books are “I love you” “I love you more” type of thing, but I mean how can anyone here have such a great dislike of something they haven’t even tried reading?”

Because me personally I am sick to death of hearing another vampire story or movie. That might be what other people find bad about it.

Onesidedfight

June 13, 2009
#33

Very ture thesorrow, my likeing of the books maybe because I started to read the books before the movie came out. Now I must shrivel up and cry because Hollywood ruined another book.

AHEM

July 5, 2009
#34

This is ridiculous. Some of you actually think that the Cullens could beat Blade? Mary Sues do not equal victors. Blade’s abilities are far beyond them. If the Cullens all swarm the hunters at once, then they have a chance at victory. Barring that, Blade takes care of this by himself, with only a little help from Buffy.

Firstly, I’d like to point something out: Blade has the abilities of a vampire, with none of the weaknesses. He’s just as strong, fast, agile, tough, and lethal as any of the Cullens, and he isn’t affected by sunlight either. Even if the Cullens fought in broad daylight(where they would have an advantage over other vampires) they would gain no edge over Blade. In fact, they would probably be at a disadvantage, because everything would appear glaringly bright to their sensitive eyes and they don’t have cool shades to protect ‘em like Blade does.

(This is also kind of random, but the Cullens would probably underestimate Blade, giving him an advantage. They wouldn’t figure him for a vampire, because all vampires in the Twiverse have pale skin regardless of ethnic background. And the Cullens don’t consider anything other than a vampire or a giant magical wolf to be dangerous.)

While the Cullens fight with their fists and teeth, Blade has an arsenel of weapons at his disposal, not just garlic and UV grenades. He carries around swords, guns, an awesome chain weapon, and other tools that have been proven to damage vampires in his universe, despite that they are much tougher and stronger than any ordinary human. While the Cullens could probably keep going if they take a bullet to the head, it wouldn’t do them any favors if their face was blown open and they couldn’t see. Also, I believe some versions cite Blade’s half-vampiric nature as giving him an IMMUNITY to the bites of vampires. Thus, those venemous pearly-whites of the Cullens would be next to useless against him.

The Cullens’ super-tough skin is useless. While their “granite” skin might be resistant to cutting, it is BRITTLE AND RIGID. If hit by enough force, they shatter like glass. According to the author herself, the only reason their bodies can move at all is because a type of vampire juice lubricates their cells. Blade could just bring a really, really big hammer to this fight and make a mess of them. Barring that, the Cullens can be killed by sheer strength. In their universe, their limbs can be ripped off with superhuman strength, and they burn just as easily as normal humans. Blade, an experienced vampire hunter, would probably not be stupid enough to leave the corpses of vampires lying around. He’d burn them. Blade carries flamethrowers with him, y’know? Even if he couldn’t rip them apart, he’d just cover them with flames. Vampire flesh, tough as it is, has shown no resistence whatsoever to burning. In fact, that’s the preferred method of disposing of vampires in the Twiverse.

And the scary thing for the Cullens is that Blade doesn’t rely on his brute strength or powers to win, unlike they do. Those are just tools to his end. His real danger comes in the fact of his martial skills. He’s a masterful fighter who’s skill in hand-to-hand combat far surpasses any of the Cullens. He’s taken on whole groups of vampires, each with superhuman speed and strength, and held them all off. Why? Because he has technique, and skill.

The Cullens barely do any fighting. They go to school, Carlisle works as a doctor, Edward drives around in his Volvo looking depressing and tragic. The only times they actually fight other vampires are when the ocasional group of newborn vampires attack, and from what we’ve seen of them, newborns are vampire n00bs who can’t do anything but berserk with raw strength. The only Cullen that would come close to anywhere near Blade’s level would be Jasper, but I think even he would be defeated eventually.

Emmett(the stronger Cullen) would just be a big lump of meat for Blade to chop up. Eclipse, the third book of the Twilight “Saga”, paints him as having a rather brutish fighting style that is fairly easy for one of the other Cullens to disable(during practice combat.) Blade would take him down with the equivalent effort it takes to push a shelf over. Emmett’s clumsy style would do most of the work for Blade.

Edward? Potentially more dangerous, due to his speed, but his mind-reading abilities are useless. Blade knows multiple languages, including a “vampire language” that doesn’t exist in the Twiverse. In one of the Twilight books, Alice was able to thwart Edward’s mental reading by thinking in a different language that he didn’t know. How is Edward going to anticipate Blade’s moves when his thoughts sound like gibberish to him? Even if he could, Eclipse proved that Edward doesn’t have much of an edge over other vampires, because Jasper(a vampire with greater experience and skill) was able to fight him to a stalemate despite his greater speed and telepathy. Blade would own him.

And those are the tougher members of the Cullen clan. I don’t think that Esme, Carlisle, and Rosalie together would do more than slow Blade down. No special powers, no extensive combat experience, no exceptional attributes, no nothing. Blade will be laughing at them.

As for Alice? While she’s distracted by images of her entire family being ripped to shreds by an unstoppable vampire hunter, she’ll neglect to notice that Buffy is right behind her.

Blood Dancer

July 9, 2009
#35

@AHEM

Most of knew the hunters win but thanks for being accurate.

Blood Dancer

July 9, 2009
#36

@AHEM

and i’m not being sarcastic

fun of twilght64483
July 16, 2009
#37

cullens are the bomb!!!!!Blade would suk on a bottle and go crying to his momy. See,if Edward walks up to Blade,Blade would scream “Get away!Don’t make my mommy come after you!” So if you real want your ipinion theTWLIGHT CAST WOULD BEET BLADE & BUFFY A**

marche

July 17, 2009
#38

Oh no, a xenafantard experiment gone wrong!
Head for the hills.

chewie6000

July 17, 2009
#39

So if you real want your ipinion theTWLIGHT CAST WOULD BEET BLADE & BUFFY A**

ummm thanks for that informative comment fun of twilght64483 (im not typing that name so its Frank from now on ok?).

so… anyway Frank, I dont need to be told my own opinion and surely what you wrote is your opinion not mine.
So if you really want my opinion the TWLIGHT CAST WOULD BEAT BLADE & BUFFY’S A** -that would make more sense, so repeat after me;

So if you really want my opinion the TWLIGHT CAST WOULD BEAT BLADE & BUFFY’S A**
can you do that Frank??(copy and paste if you can’t)

Prime Chaos

July 17, 2009
#40

NO! Admin the Twilight verse fans are coming! Quick everyone run!

Also unhuman person above me. You spelled Fan, Beat, opinion, Mommy, Suck, and Really all wrong!

Everyone we have three choices of how to get rid of Twilight.

A: Leave it alone and hope it disappears

B: You guys can help me gather all the Fanboys and Fangirls into one area so i can blow them to bits with my Chaos powers.

C: I just find a way to wipe Twilight out of existence forever.

Now everyone run! More are coming! Hide!

AHEM

July 17, 2009
#41

“cullens are the bomb!!!!!Blade would suk on a bottle and go crying to his momy. See,if Edward walks up to Blade,Blade would scream “Get away!Don’t make my mommy come after you!” So if you real want your ipinion theTWLIGHT CAST WOULD BEET BLADE & BUFFY A**”

/facepalm.

Correct the grammer in your post. After that, switch every “edward” with “blade” and “blade” with “edward.” Then replace “cullens” with blade. The sentence is now correct.

“Blade is the bomb! Edward would suck on a bottle and go crying to his mommy. See, if Blade walks up to Edward, Edward would scream “Get away!Don’t make my mommy come after you!” So BLADE AND BUFFY WOULD BEAT THE TWILIGHT CAST’S A**”

PaPPa JUDAS

July 18, 2009
#42

@ Prime Chaos- As much as I would love to help I cannot be party to option B as my wife is a fan However if you chose this plan of action please make it look like an accident for those of us who stand to collect life insurance in the event of the fans deaths. LOL

Blood Dancer

July 19, 2009
#43

@Prime Chaos.
i prefer diplomacy but i´ll take option B.

@fun of twilght64483
shut up!

Prime Chaos

July 19, 2009
#44

@PaPPa JUDAS

I am leaning towards option B if just to blow crap up. However if Order lets me i’ll just mind wipe your wife so she doesn’t know what Twilight is. If he doesn’t then i’ll give you 47 wishes. Please note that they may not give you exactly what you want so be sure to be careful while using them.

Don’t count on Order letting me do that however. He’s a real stick in the mud. I thinks its because he hasn’t had a date in nearly 367 eons.

@Blood Dancer

Excellent!

Now i am going to brainstorm of how to get all of them in one place. I’m not allowed to mind control anyone since the fall of Atlantis.

If you guys hear about any random things happining thats probably my fault. Except for murders. They’re not in my jurisdiction.

PaPPa JUDAS

July 19, 2009
#45

@ Prime Chaos- I only have two wishes I want to own a bar and I want to make B movies. If you can make that happen I shall unleash my unholy rage uppon the twilght fans in your crusade to cleanse the earth of them. Truly this will be a glorious bloodletting.

ss

July 27, 2009
#46

blade and buffys skill would b the end of the cullens, then(i hope) anyone else involve w/ them in there universe, the writer, all the people in hollywood who made the movie, the the fans for good measure

Baron Somebody

July 27, 2009
#47

We should have replaced Buffy with Rorscach

Blood Dancer

July 27, 2009
#48

@Baron Somebody

i’m not sure about that. i mean it would be an awesome team, nigh on unstoppable. however, don’t forget the beating that Rorschac received from Ozymandias with the agravant that the man is not a supernatural being he’s certainly not a normal human, though. But hey here’s a good match: Group Combat Ozymandias vs the Cullens, without little renesmee fo course.
Now if you want to replace The Slayer. Then you could consider Lucien (from underworld), Gabriel Van Helsing, Alucard or either Sam or Dean Winchester from supernatural. these would fit better for this match, given that they live for this stuff.

cheers

ss

July 27, 2009
#49

ya we need to put sam and dean in here somewhere almost forgot about them

Dante Chief

July 30, 2009
#50

The Cullens are fags. Buffy and Blade ftw!!!!!!!

Drayflare

September 5, 2009
#51

Blade would say, “Oh, look at the vampires, all sparkly.” Then he woudld shoot them, and seeing that that wouldn’t work, he’s slice them with his swords, killing them all. And, if the swords don’t work, he’s kick em in the balls, then find out they don’t have any, then go Jackie Chan on them.

Kenny C.

September 5, 2009
#52

Fact pile award for Blade & Buffy, the Cullens have lost!

Cpt Olimar

September 5, 2009
#53

The lame vampire got even lamer after reading this…
“Edward can also read the mind of anyone within a few miles of himself”

Now he basically has the prerecognition of Vader, along with the strength to beat the crap out of Blade, in addition to super-vampire speed. He is now going to be able to solo both of them by himself… he not just can react super fast, but in any fighting circumstance, he can begin to counter his opponents attacks before they even begin, making all of Blade’s attack for naught.

I want Blade and Buffy to win as much as the next guy but… *shrug* the hopes don’t seem very high. When you add the others, you add a mental link to all of them… meaning they all know exactly what their opponents are going to do before they do it. Since Edward’s strength is NOT special among vampires (there’s one with super-vampire strength) if any of them get a single hand on our vampire slayer’s they will be losing limbs or getting a fist through their body.

/sigh if you take the time to look at the facts it’s pretty onesided. Blade is most likely going to assume these “vampires” have typical vampire traits… will totally underestimate them (i.e. try to use a knife on them) and get decapitated for his trouble.

Drayflare

September 5, 2009
#54

Blade has faster reaction times then that. His reaction times rival MC. His swords, if held by anyone other than him, spring out Admantium spikes into their hand.
He survived being drained of blood by another Vamp, and has taken bullets. He is the ultimate Vampire hunter.

Kenny C.

September 5, 2009
#55

@ Cpt.

Blade has all the abilities of a Vampire, so… he’s as strong as them, as fast as them, has a lot of experience for killing vampires, and is not gay.

So Blade wins.

Side Note, Cpt. you are truly alone here.

AHEM

September 5, 2009
#56

Cpt Olimar:

Please, read my previous posts.

1): Blade has all the abilities of a vampire, and none of the weaknesses.

2): Blade has vastly superior combat skill and experience.

3): Blade’s weapons have been proven to work on vampire’s that are superhumanly tough.

4): The Cullens’ skin is rock-like in structure, comparable to diamond in strength. While very sturdy and resistant to cutting, it is also very brittle. Blade could shatter them with his fists if he wanted to.

5): Cullens are not immune to fire. Blade carries flamethrowers. Fire burns Meyerpires. ‘Nough said.

6): Edward has never shown the ability to send thoughts into the minds of others, speak to them in their minds, send messages over great distances, or anything else. His power is limited to hearing the thoughts others make, like a psychic ear. He does not possess mental powers to actually use his mind, only to listen. The most he can do is react to the thoughts they’re making physically, or tell them what someone else is thinking. If they’re separated, Edward’s talent won’t do jack sh!t for the rest of the Cullens.

7): Blade can think in several different languages. Edward won’t be able to even understand his thoughts. He has been foiled by this kind of psychic static before, when Alice thought only in a language that she knew and Edward didn’t.

8): Edward’s “precognition” is not nearly as powerful as you imply. Jasper was able to stalemate him in “Eclipse” despite Edward’s greater speed and mind-reading abilities, simply because he was a little more experienced and skilled.

9): Blade is immune to the bites of vampires.

10): The Cullens are extremely likely to underestimate Blade, much more so than vice versa.

11): Blade and Buffy have weapons, the Cullens do not. Modern weapons work on vampires, just not very well. How will weapons designed to kill super-tough vampires work? Like ordinary weapons do on ordinary humans. The only weapons the Cullens have are their teeth, which won’t work on Blade whatsoever.

12): Blade has demonstrated his ability to fight against multiple opponents at once, despite them all being vampires and having superhuman speed, strength, ability, toughness, etc.

Now, Blade possesses all the advantages needed to defeat any of the Cullens, and yet everyone here seems to be completely underestimating what Buffy is capable of. She is at least as dangerous to the Cullens as Blade. Here’s what her powers are:

“Buffy is a Slayer and has the normal powers that other Slayers do, including superhuman strength, speed, agility, reflexes, durability, accelerated healing, and a limited ability to sense the presence of demons. She possesses the collective memories of all past Slayers, and has some degree of precognition that allows her to see upcoming events in her dreams . . . Buffy possesses strong leadership skills in battle and has a natural flair for cunning plans, such as her strategy to activate all Potential Slayers to defeat the First”

Other powers include:

Mystical Protection: After becoming leader to the activated Slayers, Xander comments that Buffy has some degree of mystical protection over her now, at least while she sleeps. To that end, her protection means even daggers split apart so as not to pierce her skin.(I guess that ruins any hope of a sneak attack. The Cullens had pretty pray this doesn’t still have any effect when she’s awake.)

Resistance to mind control: Buffy has shown somewhat of a resistance to hypnotic powers; though she has been hypnotized by both the Master and Dracula, she eventually breaks free of their control, and further attempts to hypnotize her by both were futile.(This could potentially hamper Edward’s spying on her thoughts, as a peak into the mind is a good deal weaker than mental domination.)

Telepathy: In high school, Buffy received an aspect of a demon that she killed, and gained the ability to hear the thoughts of others (although not vampires, which leave no reflection in the mind). She became unable to control all of the thoughts in her head, so Angel killed a second demon of this type and fed her a potion containing the demon’s heart, stopping the ability altogether.(This one probably won’t have any effect if the Twilight Vampires are considered soulless or to have no mental reflections, but if it does, the Hunters just gained the equivalent to Edward’s ability.)

Enjoining spell: In order to defeat Adam, Buffy became the focus of a complex spell that drew on the pure source of the Slayer’s power and briefly gave her the combined abilities of Xander, Willow, and Giles. She became faster, stronger and had magical abilities. For example, she telekinetically stopped Adam’s bullets in the air and turned a missile into a dove. She was able to punch through Adam’s armored hide and rip out his radioactive uranium power core without ill effects. Immediately after Buffy defeated the nearly invincible Adam, the spell faded.(I doubt even all the Cullens together could stand against this. She could probably just tear them apart with her mind. Cullens have no magical powers, remember?)

Invisibility: Shortly after her resurrection, Buffy was accidentally rendered invisible by the Trio. At first, she enjoyed her new ability, before she learned that her life was in danger. Willow reverses the effects when she gets a hold of the Trio’s gun.(Uh-oh. Cullens can’t see Buffy. Buffy kills them with impunity.)

http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Buffy_Summers

If we’re assuming that Buffy gets all of her powers for this, or even gets to pick one of her temporary enhancements, the Cullens are going to be owned hard. And please, will everyone stop saying that their “granite skin” will protect them? It won’t hold against superhuman strength from hunters who are used to hunting super-durable vampires, and it certainly won’t hold against magic.

Bye-bye, Cullens.

John Anen

November 3, 2009
#57

Post #56 tells it all. Cullens get destroyed. Good riddance, wuss vamps. Buffy turns them back into the gay, sparkling pixies that they almost are normally, and then Blade starts up a fire and has himself a cook-out. Sparkling burgers, FTT!(For the tasty.)

BTW, Mr. AHEM, I have have to commend you for having the stamina to type all that out.

exogenesis
November 4, 2009
#58

of course buffy and blade would win
well yeah
the sparkling sissy are immune to sunlight, decapitation and stakes
which makes them a lot stronger than the usually vampires in both marvel and buffyverse
but you have to understand one fact
those common vampire got dusted within seconds, they are nothing. yeah, you are a lot stronger than those normal vampires, but the Cullens are still a lot weaker than the enemy Buffy and Blade have faced
Buffy: well, the First Evil, Glory, these two are certainly way way way way way way (word simply can’t describe the difference) more powerful than those vampire, heck, my beloved mayor Wilkins is much more dangerous than those vampires.
in the buffyverse there are thousands of demonic creatures that can simply destroy the entire planet, seeing how buffy and the gang defend earth again and again, I’m pretty sure some vampires that is tiny little bit more tougher to kill is not a threat
Blade: well, I’ve only seen the movies, but i’m pretty sure Dracula can easily take down those disgrace to the vampire race. And the villain in Blade 1 also seems much more powerful.
Actually, the guy from blade 1 is an perfect example of the Cullens vs Blade
UV won’t kill him, blade wounds won’t kill him(actually you can’t even hurt him, at least when you cut off the limbs from the Cullens that would be detached for good, that guy can reattach it.)

AHEM

November 12, 2009
#59

I nominate the Hunters for the Factpile Award.

Cambadillac
November 13, 2009
#60

After reading some of the posts, i find it unfortunate that so many factpilers appear to lean towards the homophobe side. With comments such as “fag”, “gay”, and “sissy”; it is obvious that many here have and issue with their masculinity and, to be blunt, the lack of it.
Concerning males in our society, it is unfortunate that there is a lack of courage and bravery on the subject of taste, art and beauty. I notice an instant declaration of the dislike of certain subjects; almost a immediate need to let their peers understand that “I’m not gay! Please Believe me!”. I notice an innate FEAR of things that can be considered feminine, and the need to distant and disassociate one’s self. The only logical explanation is that those who need to appear to be hyper masculine, in reality, are not and that this mask they wear is just that- a mask.
In conclusion- LIKE thing because you like it. Take the society variable out of the equation and the consequences linked to them, and gauge a work of art as a stand alone piece- which is usually how art, and the various medias that they appear in, is intended.
Children… :/

Cpt Olimar

November 13, 2009
#61

I still think the Cullens would stomp this, but I have not (and have no intention) of reading any of those horrible books, so I can only go by what I know that others have told me of them.

If only I could get a half-sane supporter who has read them…

Oh wait, that’s an oxymoron; nevermind.

midnite marauder

November 13, 2009
#62

I’m with AHEM on this one. Blade has the strengh level of Morbius which is around 1,500 pounds. Blade also wields a titanium sword so that combined with his strength combined with a persons ability to increase the pressure of their blows meaning he can effectively at the least double the amount of force he puts into a strike which would equal the force of 3,000 pounds of force behind each strike more then enough to break through the Cullens skin which is probably only a centimeter thick. After they are effectively broken into enough pieces to render them immobile Blade can cover them with gasoline and burn them.

Or he can take the easy route of hosing them down with high calibur ammunition preferably a .50 cal machine gun or hose them down with a flame thrower.

AHEM

November 17, 2009
#63

“I still think the Cullens would stomp this, but I have not (and have no intention) of reading any of those horrible books, so I can only go by what I know that others have told me of them.

If only I could get a half-sane supporter who has read them…”

I’ve read the books, Twilight through Breaking Dawn, and I’ve gotten a pretty good idea of the strength of the Cullens. Even so, I don’t see how they could possibly win this, much less stomp it.

I personally think their strength is exaggerated among people who haven’t read the books, mostly from fans screaming ridiculous statements that they can move faster than light or have the strength of superman, which are quite frankly as ridiculous as a Xena fan claiming that her heroine is more powerful than physical gods like Kratos or Thor.

Power-wise, they’re basically just run-of-the-mill vampires, only they don’t have the traditional weaknesses and sparkle when they go out in the sun. The only really unique thing about them is their “stone-like” skin, and super-toughness is definitely nothing that vampires haven’t possessed since the beginning of the myths.

Even if they could somehow beat Blade, the fact remains that they are unarmed(except for their teeth, which Blade is immune to), and their bodies and the vampire juice that permeates their bodies is flammable. All Blade needs to do is bring out the flamethrower, set their clothes ablaze, and watch the fireworks. Even if that fails, there’s nothing stopping Buffy from turning the Cullens into butterflies with a snap of her fingers.

I do not really like the Cullens, but I’ve been doing my best to compare fairly and use what I’ve actually read in the books to back it up, and I stand by what I said in post #56.

“After reading some of the posts, i find it unfortunate that so many factpilers appear to lean towards the homophobe side. With comments such as “fag”, “gay”, and “sissy”; it is obvious that many here have and issue with their masculinity and, to be blunt, the lack of it.”

Excuse me, but this thread is supposed to be centered around the idea of a fight between vampires and vampire hunters. The rest of us, whether we are ultramasculine, metrosexual, female, homophobes, or geeks who don’t care what society thinks, are not really interested in listening to you whine about our “issues” and “lack of masculinity.”

“Blade has the strengh level of Morbius which is around 1,500 pounds. Blade also wields a titanium sword so that combined with his strength combined with a persons ability to increase the pressure of their blows meaning he can effectively at the least double the amount of force he puts into a strike which would equal the force of 3,000 pounds of force behind each strike more then enough to break through the Cullens skin which is probably only a centimeter thick. After they are effectively broken into enough pieces to render them immobile Blade can cover them with gasoline and burn them.”

According to the Marvel Database, Blade is actually significantly stronger than Morbius, and can lift over a ton. His strength also increases if he drinks human blood like a regular vampire.

Not to mention that some incarnations of Blade are a threat to Spider-Man, who’s base strength is lifting a whopping 10 tons.

Kolosos
November 25, 2009
#64

Everything that should’ve been said, has been said. So i’ll just add this:

Buffy alone can stomp the Culens.
Blade alone can stomp the Culens.
Buffy and Blade Together = Culens are wiped out in less time then ti takes an average person to realise Twilight is gay.
Oh yeah….i should say this also:
Not only will Blade OWN the Culens, not only will he do it fast, not only will he look good doing it, not only will he kill that little bitch too just because she fell for Edward, but he will ALSO score Buffy!!!!

AHEM

December 2, 2009
#65

“Not only will Blade OWN the Culens, not only will he do it fast, not only will he look good doing it, not only will he kill that little bitch too just because she fell for Edward, but he will ALSO score Buffy!!!!”

I don’t know about that, but I wouldn’t find it hard to imagine the two vamp-hunters teaming up for further missions at the least.

bladefan
January 13, 2010
#66

The most badass slayers versus the gayest excuses of vampires. Hmm…

AHEM

January 14, 2010
#67

“The most badass slayers versus the gayest excuses of vampires. Hmm…”

The answer is clear, undoubtedly, to anyone who can read my long and detailed analysis. Factpile Award for the hunters!

Kenny C.

January 14, 2010
#68

The canes agree.

ss

January 20, 2010
#69

as do i, the hunters win

daywalker
January 24, 2010
#70

pfff!! hahahha just blade could take over the gayllens but in case of help needed buffy , vampire hunter D, the Hellsing co,. and van Helsing are just anxious to kill these shitsparkling gaympires
Blade- theres just space for one daywalker in this world so fuck u edward tatatatatattatata
Gayllen- ahhhhhh! arghhhh! RIP

Paladino
January 31, 2010
#71

Blade Himself defeat La Magra(blood god), vampire specops, Jared Nomak(mutated vampire), and the Dracula……….. so the cullens even with the help from quileute tribe werewolf doesn’t have any chances…

LeonSKennedy
February 9, 2010
#72

ok, not to be an ass but i think i’ll take the liberty of matching up the odds here.
blade
reaction time that rivals albert wesker (yes, wesker, i’ve confirmed this many times)
rigged sword handle
much more martial arts skill
immunity to sunlight
badass sunglasses to nullify the twilight crew’s sparkl- er, gayness
and a nearly limitless arsenal of weapons.
half vamp half human
buffy…. i don’t even need to go there…. pretty self explanatory.
NOW… *sigh* for the twilight crew
sparkles instead of burning in sunlight
enhanced strength endurance and speed
(slight error, that ‘link’ you’re talking about only works when they’re acting in sync. i know i’ve read the books and saw the first movie, and honestly, i want my wasted time back)
and other specialized abilities.
so… all in all… blade and buffy have this hands down.

btw, a match i’d recommend. Nero & Dante & Vergil Vs. The Cullens (just cause i want to see the cullens get epicly pwnd)

VincentValentine_117

March 4, 2010
#73

yeah…… fun of twilght64483 ….. i’m gonna need you to hand over your man card now….. you’ve lost all rights to it…. hand it over…….

jay666

March 11, 2010
#74

buffy: ah crap the sun
blade: take some of my spare glasses
buffy: thanks
twilight gays(i dont know thier names and i dont care): time to shine
blade and buffy in tandem: fags
twilight gays: feel the wrath of twinkle toes
twilight gays: hey you cheeted you have glasses no fair
blade @ buffy: slaughter them
blade: pwnd
jay666: waste of clothing if you ask me
buffy: double pwnd
blade: who wants ice cream

jay666

March 11, 2010
#75

lol twilight should burn in hell then be kicked out of hell for being to gay

jay666

March 11, 2010
#76

@cambadillac-are you a fag,gay and/or sissy

Praetorian
March 11, 2010
#77

A bunch of Emo kids don’t stand a chance against those 2 experienced vampirehunters. And if this was to become a movie, i’m gonna see it;).