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November 12th, 2009 at 1:13 pm -

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This match takes place in New York City. For whatever reason, the entire Autobot collection on Earth is in hot pursuit of the Hulk.

Which side wins this fight?

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AkumaTh
November 12, 2009
#1

HULK SMASH PUNY TRANSFORMING TIN MEN!

But seriously, unless they pull the Matrix out, I don’t see them standing a chance. Then again, that could be hype and not facts so I hope you transformer buffs can prove they can win.
Asger
November 12, 2009
#2

All the autobots?

Pfft, give Hulk a few minutes and he’ll have Unicron running home to mommy.
JoshMcFace
November 12, 2009
#3

ALL?!

Now this I’d pay to see.
shaun182
November 12, 2009
#4

i would be great to see the hulk smashing to death autobots with the crushed bodies of their comrades
ss
November 12, 2009
#5

the autobots dont have anything that the the hulk hasnt seen and beat before
orpheus12
November 12, 2009
#6

I could imagine hulk sitting on a throne made up of the metal of the destroyed autobots. Or he could make a tin hat.
shaun182
November 12, 2009
#7

perhaps he can have a tin hat and a throne and hollow out optimus prime’s feet to make shoes
shaun182
November 12, 2009
#8

@ admin why is taking so long for my comment to be posted
Marche
November 12, 2009
#9

I don’t think everyone is giving the autobots enough credit.They have some pretty strong autobots like Omega Supreme, Superion, Computron etc.
Kenny C.
November 12, 2009
#10

Well…. we have the Hulk and he has near unlimited strength and I’ve never seen a weapon amoug the autobots that will flat out annihilate the Hulk. So… epic win.
orpheus12
November 12, 2009
#11

Hell yeah, The autobots get turned to scrap!
Unless their is like a god that will completely vaporize hulk out of existance.
Drayflare
November 12, 2009
#12

This goes to the Green Giant. He would be like Megatron in the first movie, ripping Jazz in half.
AHEM
November 12, 2009
#13

The Hulk does not possess infinite strength or durability right off the bat. He needs to work himself up in a rage, and as he grows more angry, his strength increases.

If the autobots want to win this, they’ll need to hit him with their strongest attacks as quickly as possible before he can pump himself up to invulnerable levels. Since the Hulk still needs oxygen(though he can hold his breath for a long time), maybe throwing him into space would work.

If they don’t find a solution quickly, the Hulk will eventually become too strong, and they’ll be taken down bit by bloody bit by blows of incredible strength that grow ever stronger as time passes.
Captain Epic
November 12, 2009
#14

I give it to the autobots. If Omega Supereme, Pumped Up Optimus, and Superion can strike quickly I think the Autobots might win.
L-W
November 12, 2009
#15

“Hulk still needs oxygen”

He produces his own.
Pondering Fool
November 12, 2009
#16

““Hulk still needs oxygen”
He produces his own.”

Where there goes that strategy……but how does he do it (in the Marvel universe, since I believe, and I admit, i could be wrong, that such a feat would be impossible in our reality.)?

- the pondering fool
Who?
November 13, 2009
#17

“Where there goes that strategy……but how does he do it (in the Marvel universe, since I believe, and I admit, i could be wrong, that such a feat would be impossible in our reality.)?

- the pondering fool”

“The Hulk’s body also has a gland that makes an “oxygenated per fluorocarbon emulsion”, which creates pressure in the Hulk’s lungs and effectively lets him breathe underwater and move quickly between varying depths without concerns about decompression or nitrogen narcosis.”
shaun182
November 13, 2009
#18

let us not forget generally the autobots are peaceful and would not launch a full out attack on enemy they knew nothing about, so the moment an autobot goes up to speak to the hulk he would have his head ripped clean off.
Captain Epic
November 13, 2009
#19

@shaun182

Good point. Unless Hulk was rampagining around the city and people’s lives were at risk. The Autobots would not send the heavy hitters. The Decpticons however…
orpheus12
November 13, 2009
#20

Hulk would take all the transformers on.
shaun182
November 13, 2009
#21

“Good point. Unless Hulk was rampagining around the city and people’s lives were at risk. The Autobots would not send the heavy hitters. The Decpticons however…”

if it was the decpticons, there plan would have something to do with creating energon from the hulk since all there plans involve making energon and flying away when it fails.
Drayflare
November 13, 2009
#22

It doesn’t matter who takes Hulk on, he can beat them. Excluding a few others, (Superman, Ghost Rider, etc.), he may be the strongest creature on Earth. I might be wrong, I’m not the biggest Hulk fan. All I know is that he would destroy the Transformers.
The Chosen One
November 13, 2009
#23

There would be some good fight scenes if it was made into a movie. But Optimus Prime isnt a idiot there is a good chance the Autobots get destroyed but Abomination passed out from being strangled the Autobots could try that or perhaps Ratchet could use something to calm him down.
Asger
November 13, 2009
#24

Hulk can go a long time without air. He’ll eventually grow strong enough to break their grip.

Whenever hulk is hit by tranquilisers he just ends up burning right through them.
Sam the heretic
November 14, 2009
#25

What about…use of sonic devices to suspend the hulk in a force field of sound? I mean hey, the autobots aint got a shortage,right?! Enough sonic weaponry employed could halt hulk’s advance long enough for “the big hitters to arrive”

and it isn’t exactly shoot first, ask q’s later…not really
shaun182
November 14, 2009
#26

“What about…use of sonic devices to suspend the hulk in a force field of sound?”

I doubt this will hold him long enough for the heavy hitters to arrive, since the noise would only feed his rage and inturn his strength, speeding his escape.

the autobots may try to create a short term alliance with the decpticon’s in order to fight a mutual enemy, not that i think it would do them any good in the long run
orpheus12
November 15, 2009
#27

“Hulk shred walking cars”
Strife-Hira
November 17, 2009
#28

Entire Autobot collection? Are we talking only G1 cartoon Autobots, G1 comic Autobots, or all that ever existed?

Because the likes of say, Vector Prime could simply turn back time and prevent Banner from getting angry (or kill him, but Vector Prime’s too noble for that sort of stuff). The members of Alternity could literally wipe him from existance, Banner or Hulk, in more ways than one could care to count. Heck, even going back to G1 there’s Primus, the literal physical God of all Transformers whose body is the planet Cybertron itself. There’s entire universes of Autobots to choose from, 75,890,008 and counting. Hulk wouldn’t stand a chance against “all” of the Autobots.
spoa
November 18, 2009
#29

Primus is considered auto-bot so… yea… I know the hulk is godly in power but the transfomers is a pretty long running series and there are A LOT of auto bots that woud put up a good fight alone Fortress Maximus for example and primus alone could handle the hulk seeing as he is cybertron itself, then ya go the last auto-bot and if the auto-bot mtrix of leadership was to be opened the Hulk would just kinda die…
Strife-Hira
November 20, 2009
#30

Right, there’s also a handful of Autobots out there that make even Godzilla look like a newt.

There’s Omega Supreme (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Omega_Supreme_%28G1%29), whose alt mode is a rocket launch base and tank. Metroplex (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Metroplex_%28G1%29) and as Spoa mentioned Fortress Maximus (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Fortress_Maximus_%28G1%29) who turn into -entire cities-. For as strong as the Hulk is, just one of these robots could hit ‘em hard enough to send the guy miles away from New York. These are just a few that’ve appeared in the G1 comics and Cartoons. In the Transformers: Cybertron cartoon, there’s a whole PLANET’s (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Gigantion) worth of titan-sized robots (that are, as a Megatron who was wearing pieces of Unicron as armor quickly discovered, VERY fast and agile for their size).

Facing all these at once, not even the Hulk can really stand a chance.
AHEM
December 8, 2009
#31

Hmm, if all of these autobots came at Hulk at once, in such heavy numbers, it would be unlikely that he would be able to pump himself up on anger quickly enough to survive the onslaught . . . and even if he does, time/reality manipulation could still do him in.
DNAz
January 16, 2010
#32

Uhhh guys are really under estimating autobot weaponry
cjrodarte
February 12, 2010
#33

not really the hulk can rip them apart in no time , taking him to space is easier said them done first hulk is very heavy then you have to restrain him until you get there witch would only make him more mad and hulk has immune to most laser and plazma weapons in the comics. give the win to the hulk.