Master Chief vs Dr. Evil

Scenario:
Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Master Chief. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!
Number One: Dr. Evil, We’ll take care of it…
Dr. Evil: Let me introduce…Mini-Me!
(Everyone Gasps)
Mini-Me: What were you expecting?
Number One: Well…someone a bit taller? He is quite…
EXPLOSION erupts as Master Chief enters through the hole freshly created by the rocket launcher, sending Mini-Me off into the rubble…
Dr. Evil: Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something…

How does this end?

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