Chuck Norris Vs Xena

Can the Earth survive this clash of the titans?

I know most will side with Chuck, but I think the Warrior Princess might be able to pull out this fight.

Who Wins?

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Chuck Norris Vs Lobo

Yeah, I’ve heard that Chuck Norris can melt the sun, eat bullets for breakfast and sh!t out nukes. But when it comes to a badass, it’s be pretty hard to find someone better at that task than Lobo.

Chuck may have beat down a lot of people, but only Lobo killed Santa Claus.

There’s no way Chuck lives through this match - or is there?

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Chuck Norris Vs Captain America

What better way to celebrate Labor Day by having two of the most symbolic Americans facing off against each other?
Look, we all know Chuck has some moves and according to some, even gave birth to Jesus. All that aside, Captain America would absolutely destroy Norris.

Just my $.02 - What about you?

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Chuck Norris Vs Mr. T

I pidy da fool who thinks Chuck wins this. True, he’s a badass mofo - but Mr. T is the originator of “Bling” - How can anyone top that?

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Master Chief vs Chuck Norris

Ok, there have been many requests for this battle, so here it is. Since this battle could obviously never take place, I think it gives Chuck an advantage. Sorry Chuck Norris fans, Bruce Lee stomped his guts out in “Way of the Dragon” [Video]. Since then, Chuck has been p!ssed off destroying everything and everyone in has path, and seeking revenge especially kittens:

So, in this battle, MC DESTROYS Chuck.

Master Chief:

• Various weapon skills
• Cool Armor
• Decent Vehicles
• Lone Wolf Mentality
• Has shields to re-generate

Chuck Norris: (Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts)

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

See also:
Master Chief vs Nemesis
Master Chief vs Superman
Master Chief vs Mario
Master Chief vs Spartans
Master Chief vs The Avatar
Master Chief vs Tom Brady
Master Chief vs Neo
Master Chief vs The Thing
Master Chief vs Sam Fisher
Master Chief vs Terminator
Master Chief vs Wolverine
Master Chief vs Samus
Master Chief vs Spiderman
Master Chief vs Solid Snake
Master Chief vs Ironman
Master Chief vs Predator
Master Chief vs Lobo
Master Chief vs Batman
Master Chief vs Darth Vader
Master Chief vs Boba Fett

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