Jet Li Vs Jackie Chan

Two martial art masters here face off. In the spirit of an all-out battle, Jet seems to have the advantage - almost all his moves are meant to injure, whereas Chan’s main goal of the battle is to evade.

While I think a fight would be comical at some points, if it comes down to an elimination, I think Li has the edge -

What do you think?

Kratos Vs Nariko

At first glance this may look like a one-sided slaughter for Kratos. But with the Heavenly Sword in hand, Nariko should be able to withstand the bulk of Krato’s attacks. Both have weapons that were forged by Gods (methinks) - so does this battle come down to agility or strength?

Jay & Silent Bob: The RPG

(stolen completely from this site here)
The game is about playing Jay & Silent Bob from the films of Kevin Smith. Get into fights, smoke weed and (try) to get laid.

You need a GM and between three and four players.

Three of the players are Jay. The other (the de facto GM) is Silent Bob and everyone else. If you have an extra player, that player is Silent Bob and the GM is everyone else.

For the people playing Jay
Jay has six six-sided dice to be split between his three players (each player gets 2 dice, noodge). He also has three traits: Sex, Drugs and Hockey. Each player should choose one of the traits. If more than one player wants the same trait, a fight should break out and the uninvolved player should grab that trait in the confusion. You get a bonus die whenever rolling for an action that will involve your trait (example, the person with the Drugs trait gets to roll a bonus die whenever they have Jay attempt to use, sell or buy drugs).

For the person playing Silent Bob
You have no dice and no traits. You cannot speak or do anything except nod and smoke without rolling dice. However, each time that Jay’s players roll the dice, you may take any die away and keep it (that number rolled is ignored for that action). As soon as you have one or more dice, you may attempt actions. Once the dice are rolled, you lose them and they return to the other players.

Jay may elect give one or more dice to Silent Bob at any time but only once per session. In all other cases, Silent Bob may only grab dice that are rolled by Jay. Silent Bob may not grab bonus dice from Jay’s traits.

Silent Bob can get a free die at any time ONCE per game by quoting a line from Star Wars during the game. Bob can save this die until he wants to use it.

The System
Whenever a situation calls for a die roll from Jay or Silent Bob, everyone rolls their dice. Players without dice cannot roll unless they use their trait.

Starting with the lowest roll, each player describes their one desired action — what they want Jay to do. Silent Bob’s character can only state what he wants Silent Bob to do. If the person with the next highest die wishes, he can override the previous statement and insert his desired action. This continues until the person with the highest die declares his action OR the person with the next highest die roll says “Nooooodge.” THAT player then gets to control Jay and perform the action as stated by the other player.

Players with sequentially-higher dice (ie: the numbers rolled are 1, 2 and 6 and that player rolled the 1 and 2), the player only declares one desired outcome.

That’s basically it. Snootchie bootches, dawg.

Dinobots Vs Terminator

For this scenario, lets make it all the Dinobots against all the movie terminators - that way the numbers will be closer.

I think this battle favors the terminators in the sense that the T-X (Terminator 3) could hack the Dinobots at some point and shut them down.

Other than that, who wins this battle?

Chuck Norris Vs Mr. T

I pidy da fool who thinks Chuck wins this. True, he’s a badass mofo - but Mr. T is the originator of “Bling” - How can anyone top that?

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