wOOt! - Pens make the playoffs for the first time since 2001. Maybe Mario can come out and suit up for the power plays - anyways, I predict a first round win, and maybe even the second round - at best they’ll make the conference finals, but at this point they just don’t have enough [...]
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Look! All you spammers! I know you are cheap, and do everything in mass quantity, but I’ve now enabled you to WRITE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN POST HERE. Take the time to look for that little blue link to the left, called “Sponsor a Post”, kick up a few lousy bucks you made from your viagara [...]
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb [...]
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I am soo glad this whore is dead and gone. Don’t get me wrong - any mother who loses her child, and then herself dies with children is a tragedy. But, after that, all she did was peel off her clothes and suck-off some old bastard for his money.
Then, she consumed drugs like they were [...]
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10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don’t, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone you were kidding and call them a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your [...]
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