Master Chief vs Glitch
October 30, 2008 by admin
You wanted it, so here it is - Glitch against Master Chief.
How does this match play out?
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44 Responses to “Master Chief vs Glitch”
Umm…Coin toss*tosses coin*…*waiting, waiting, waiting*…damn it’s stuck on the ceiling.
id say even most likely…THANKS FOR POSTING YM SUGGESTION
holy sh!t nevermind glitch would pwn him he has recruiter grenades so he can get a bunch of titans on MC
or glitch could get into one of those tanks and run over him…besides…if glitch can disassemble a mil by slapping him i think mc would be no problem
“holy sh!t nevermind glitch would pwn him he has recruiter grenades so he can get a bunch of titans on MC”
last time i checked this was MC vs glitch…anyway gltich can hold a maximum of only 2 of them ^_^…yes ive played glitch my bro even beat it.
anyway MC would have no problem with a titan because he would simply blow them up…
“or glitch could get into one of those tanks and run over him…besides…if glitch can disassemble a mil by slapping him i think mc would be no problem”
ok glitch gets into one of his tanks…master chief then gets into one of his…which ones gonna win? the scorpian is certainly gonna win.
of lets even say he takes over one of those flying things (can remember name) wit his tether and attack the MC! MC then pulls out a missle pod and blows the hell out of glitch…
but glitch has a rocket launcher that has rockets that split into three…and the ripper which would weaken his armor and the scatter blaster would do hella damage and well lets see…the magma grenades and OOOOOOO THE CLEANERS and the toaster and uhhhh…i know theres more
i really to be quite frank with you think they would be equal…too me if they teamed up they’d pwn almost anyone
also lets see…glitch beat the zombiebot king and general corrosive…they were pretty powerful enemies
to me it seems like glitch would totally destroy his armor
ok look at that picture…glitch has a bullet hole through him…and if the full picture were there, he’s holding a decapitated mil head…now thats badass
yes i know all that stuff i played the game! and the reason he beat corrosive was porbably the size comparison…try hitting a ant that moves really fast thats shooting small rockets that split up while the ants taking cover…and you can just lean down take out a hammer a crush it….
missle pod….technicly glitch would be liable for hte missle pod to lock on-to him…as well the zombie king would be nothing compared to the MC…i beat it in three times just a little bit ago. the thing is so freaking easy…only reason i lost two times was one i hadent played in ages and the second would i forgot what to do the second time.
as well.
Magma grenade- it has been stated master chief’s armor is immune to fire…
and this theory is backed up by when chief enters orbit…do you know how hot it gets when you come crashing down to earth? and then the impact. so magma grenade wont do much
Cleaner- dosent do that much damage…yes mabey to titans and mills but thats about it. if i recall it only fires a couple missles anyway? and those missles wont do much to the chief.
Rocket launcher- yeah it splits up but im pretty sure it isnt heat seeking…and even if it is master chief would still more then easily be able to dodge those things….but weather he can or cant they dont do much damage anyway…
Ripper- it will do probably do as much damage as a couple smg bullets hitting him because he isnt a robot…he has shields…as well unshielded the only damage it will do is when it hit then bounces off.
Scatter Blaster- yeah it would be decently effective…ALOT less effective then the halo shotgun but would do some damage…but he would have to get close up to use this and the MC could kill him off quickly.
dude titans weigh more than MC and i bet their armor is as strong or just a bit weaker…so i think a cleaner would work…yes MC could dodge missles but that doesnt mean that glitch cant either…i mean it just seems every enemy MC goes up against the enemy is like some retarded dude with weapons i mean you think glitch wouldnt dodge MC’s weapons either?
the mining laser is probably as effective as a star wars laser bolt too
the 3rd upgraded one the first sucks lol
besides…glitch can do flips sp HA
“dude titans weigh more than MC and i bet their armor is as strong or just a bit weaker…so i think a cleaner would work…yes MC could dodge missles but that doesnt mean that glitch cant either…i mean it just seems every enemy MC goes up against the enemy is like some retarded dude with weapons i mean you think glitch wouldnt dodge MC’s weapons either?”
weight matters not…and i doubt the armor is anything near master chiefs…and even if it is then you jsut proved glitch dosent stand a apples chance against MC…because if the mining laser was as good as a star wars gun then it would kill a titan in a single couple of hits…as well the missles are so weak master chief could take several and keep moving very quickly…
“besides…glitch can do flips sp HA” yes and so can MC…there are books about him to you know…
today or 2marrow ill pull up a scenario of how glitch loses…
OK for this battle i will give glitch all his weapons and grenades…(even though some wont do anything) as well three helpers against MC with two frags a BR and a pistol.
Glitch is walking through a corridor on his way for a briefing to try and track down the crazy scientist guy (forgot name) when he hears a kicking sound he quickly whirls around to check what it is. he see’s master chief jumping from vent. “intruder!” glitch yells three more droids near by come to help each holding mining laser’s.
MC notices there being offencive and quickly throws a frag grenade right under one of the droids while jumping behind a large crate like thing. the droid attempts so run but its to late and the grenade detonates destroying him. the other two droids attempt to rush MC in hopes to take him down. glitch pulls out his toaster preparing to fry master chief. as the two droids round the corner master chief puts on his his fists infront of a droid as he rounds the crate the droid was moving a little to fast and his head is crumpled and destroyed. the other one quickly fires off a couple of shots before several magnum rounds to the head at point blank distance takes him down. glitch hearing this happen attempts to also pursue master chief as he is pretty sure those couple of shots hit master chief and hoped it wounded him.
Glitch throws a coring charge on a wall bouncing it back onto the chief he hears a explosion. hoping it either killed or did enough damage he rounded the corner blasting his toaster. unluckily for him it only drained most of hte chiefs shields and the toaster did little to hurt him.
the chief pulls out his BR and points in dead on Glitches forhead and presses the trigger. glitch falls down MC thinking he is dead starts to walk off. all though glitch gets back up only wounded he quicky pulls out a cleaner and prepares to throw.
master chief noticing on his radar quickly turns around magnum in hand and shoots the cleaner right in glitches hand. he then preceeds to throwing a frag under glitch.
glitch jumps out of the way badly wounded. he pulls out a rocket launched and shoots it at the chief. MC runs at glitch and as the rocket splits into three and then go at MC he just runs past them as they ark towards him barly missing.
MC shoots the missle launched right out of glitches hands then shoots glitch in the right hand taking the whole hand off gltich quickly radio’s in “there is a new type of mill! there more powerful then ever” glitch shouts into hte radio before pulling out the gun that shoots out explosive arrows (forgot name also) with only his left hand he rapidly shoots all five shots at the chief luckily one shot hits the chiefs left arms as it explodes it wounds it.
master chief then gets close to glitch and pulls out his BR and shoots glitch alot intill glitch is little left…then about fifteen more droids rounds the corner before getting all shot with the BR one at a time MC then continues with his mission no more threat.
Glitch barely alive manages to put himself back together with the help of the other destroyed droids…he vows his revenge.
ill do another battle later ^_^ technicly glitch wouldent be able to put himself back together (because he can only do that with the one thing that he first takes himself apart) but i cant help giving glitches other weapons and grenades a chance. and mabey trow in a mill or two…or several hundred for master chief to destroy.
ok a star wars blaster bolt wouldnt destroy a titan with one shot…besides that would have to mean that the rocket launcher is about as strong as a blaster bolt which isnt true…and another thing…its not like glitch is just some robot he’s really old and most likely he’s one of the morbots…oh and his spew could damage mc’s armor because i mean it’s basically bullets but like 5 times the speed of a normal machine gun
glitch’s laser would be the same because it’s called a LASER…it’s used for cutting through rocks orignally so in it’s third ugraded form that’s pretty strong…oh and i forgot about the rivet gun it would probably go through his armor and explode him fron the inside seeing how it can stick into titans
ok think of it like this…throw glitch into the halo universe and vice versa…some aliens probably wouldnt do shit to glitch and MC would destroy the mils…so it seems equal to me im being honest
calling two things lasers dosent make them the same…the spartan laser is much stronger then any mining laser the droids could put on one of them…
as well im very well knowing glitch is porbably a morbot…ive thought that sinve i first played the game. as well the rivet gun arrow would first have to penetrate the shield…
as well throw gltich into the halo universe only htings he could fight are jackals grunts and drones…and every one of them would be around as hard as a basic mil grunt. so imaging a group of 30 drones flying around shooting at glitch. all getting the chance hes not gonna survive.
master chief could take on armys of mil’s.
and im very well knowing the spew shoots bullets…although the bullets would have to be quite small to fit in that gun. meaning the effictiveness would be less or equivilent to probably a little more or as much as a 9mm handgun. so pretty much its a death for glitch no matter what weapon he uses…
i look forward to crushing your next arguemnt.