Master Chief vs Dr. Evil

September 25, 2008 by admin

Scenario:
Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world’s deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Master Chief. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!
Number One: Dr. Evil, We’ll take care of it…
Dr. Evil: Let me introduce…Mini-Me!
(Everyone Gasps)
Mini-Me: What were you expecting?
Number One: Well…someone a bit taller? He is quite…
EXPLOSION erupts as Master Chief enters through the hole freshly created by the rocket launcher, sending Mini-Me off into the rubble…
Dr. Evil: Mini Me? Mini Me? For God’s sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something…

How does this end?

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Filed Under: MC vs
Tagged: Dr. Evil, halo, Master Chief

Comments

10 Responses to “Master Chief vs Dr. Evil”

1 - dui guy on September 25th, 2008 9:09 pm

he precceds to kill everybody then destroy the base.
2 - dui guy on September 25th, 2008 9:28 pm

i also what to say wow! you guys went all out,what is that 20 mc posts in one day!
i think some of them are gona get lost though.
3 - Onesidedfight on September 25th, 2008 10:11 pm

All I can say is lol.
4 - FSBro on October 5th, 2008 3:54 pm

Master Chief kills then all, then puts on a afro wig and grooves to disco!
5 - Nicholson0117 on October 7th, 2008 10:08 am

OK, wow this is no fight i think Mario would have a better chance than dr. Evil. he would just get in his big boy rocket ship and shoot out to outterspace like he always does lol.
6 - The One Sin on October 9th, 2008 10:12 am

Dr. evil will just have that korean wrestler guy hit in the head mc with a shoe and then mc gets annoyed and breaks them both of them over his knee. or maybe he can talk mc into sitting in on their meeting and hit the button that drops people into lava under the floor. But not before mc shatters him like a bag of chicken bones.
7 - That one dude on October 9th, 2008 10:02 pm

Master chief walks up to doctor evil and snaps his neck then sees mini me and kicks him and leaves.
8 - arrr pirate on October 11th, 2008 8:31 pm

MC walks up to the mini me and says “boo”.
He then kills every one in the room while some disco music is playing in the background.
9 - John-117 on November 8th, 2008 4:11 pm

Dr Evil:Austin powers has gotten much tou-*
Master Chief:*Shoves a lava lamp down his neck while saying* “Tom Brady was harder than THAT”
10 - HeroofTime85 on November 10th, 2008 5:48 pm

This isn’t even a fight. IT’S JUST A SHOOTING RANGE.