8 Responses to “Master Chief vs Sailor Scouts”

1. 1 - Onesidedfight on September 25th, 2008 10:27 pm
   

   Wow, this finally got here? Well I’m clueless too about the scouts, but from what I know, there just eye candy for the boys who watch thier show (aka the fanboys who will say something like ‘they could beat him with there hands tied behind there backs’ while they work on there “collection”) while mc is a marine with guns and shields. So so far, I think mc wins.
2. 2 - Lord Pent on September 26th, 2008 11:32 pm
   

   As much as I’m trying to keep a straight face and trying to give these pathetic excuses for heroes a chance in hell against the Chief, I just can’t do it.

   Heh, I mean, we’re talking about a 7-foot tall walking death cyborg who can do just about anything. I’d go into specifics, but I think by this time, we all know about the Chief’s augmentations and such. So when it comes right down to it, this match-up is a joke.

   Hail to the Chief. No contest. Sorry Sailor-scouts, but the Chief’s sexual impulses were diminished upon augmentation. Flashing won’t work, and neither will your ribbon gymnastic moves and flashing love arrows. Plasma burns, and lead penetrates, all night long. So gear up, and prepare for some chaffed thighs.
3. 3 - RPG=Rocket-propelled grenade on September 28th, 2008 9:51 pm
   

   wow the Chief is gonna have a lot of babies & sandwiches lol
4. 4 - The One Sin on October 8th, 2008 12:27 pm
   

   they have alot of bright, colorful, and elaborate attacks, they might distract mc with the purty colors and kick him in the nads and run like the giddy school girls they are.
5. 5 - spoa on December 4th, 2008 4:22 am
   

   actuelly if its all the scouts at once thats including sidecast scouts (I wached the movie or somthing many years ago) thats like 14 or so people they can all shoot style lazer speciel moves mc might not make it im sad to say
6. 6 - BlueOneTrunk on January 4th, 2009 9:24 pm
   

   Okay. This is going to be a big haul. *breathes* while Master Chief is a supreme bad ass who can kick the sh!t out of most foes he may have trouble with the sailor scouts. The main team which consists the five Inner Scouts,Mini-Moon, and Tuxedo Moon would wreck the chief and then go to the arcade. Here is a list of the scouts and what they would do.

   1.Mercury- Has an IQ of 300 and has elemntal control of the Water. Her Mercury
   Bubbles can take a tank out.
   2.Venus - The Crescent Beam has a force equivalent to a spartan laser and can easily be aimed and fired multiple times with little effort.
   3.Tuxedo Mask- Has telekenisis and roses which can penetrate steel. His cane is similar to Goku from Dragonball’s Power pole and it can extend and bust through objects
   4.Mars- Has the ability to control fire and priestess abilities like Kikyo/Kagome from Inuyasha. Her Mars Arrow Sniper is similar to the arrows used by Kikyo/Kagome
   5.Jupiter- Has Super Strength and control of lighting. Her bolts of electricity rival that of Electro from Spiderman
   6.Moon- Her tiara is similar to Captain America’s Shield and her she can create shockwaves by crying
   7.Mini Moon- Powers similar to Moon’s

   That is just the Sailor Scouts in the beginning of the series. As the series progresses the Scouts add four more members to their ranks who can each single handedly own the entire team. Then everyone gains a power up to match and surpass the 4 new members who are known as the outer scouts. the outer scouts in their first forms could easily wreck Chief

   1.Saturn- Her weapon can destroy planets-This will kill her but she will be reborn as an infant.
   2.Uranus- Lesbian!!! and her strength is greater than jupiters. Her ability to control the wind can literally shake the planet
   3.Neptune-has power of the deep water and can crush the enemy under pressure greater than the ocean
   4.Pluto-Can control time

   Then thats not counting that each scout has powered up forms and are immortal when the Silver Millenium takes place.
   Sailor Moon’s final form can manipulate the universe to any way she see fits and can resurect the dead. Finally if a scout dies they become reincarnated later
7. 7 - BlueOneTrunk on January 4th, 2009 9:25 pm
   

   then again…. Master Chief has SUPERBADASSNESS OF PURE FREAKING JUSTICE WHICH COULD KILL ANYTHING TO EXIST EVER IN HISTORY AND HE COULD FIRE A HALO RING!!!!!!
8. 8 - BlueOneTrunk on January 4th, 2009 9:34 pm
   

   Also I would like to suggest that MC fight the Locust from Gears of War or The Locust vs The Covenant or Covenant vs COG or some Halo/Gears of War combination. My friend and I have had multiple fun ours of discussion on the topic

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