Chuck Norris Vs Captain America
September 1, 2008 by admin
What better way to celebrate Labor Day by having two of the most symbolic Americans facing off against each other?
Look, we all know Chuck has some moves and according to some, even gave birth to Jesus. All that aside, Captain America would absolutely destroy Norris.
Just my $.02 - What about you?


Chuck Norris, no question.
Also, I wouldn’t say these are the most symbolic americans, that would be Homer Simposon and George Bush (or something more along those lines)
do not know but chuck is from canader
Chuck Norris wins. He eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris gets a big red shield to the face and then gets his a$$ beat down hard for creating one of the worse shows in television history.. walker Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris and Captain America would never fight. They would stomp the sh!t out of the person who suggested this match and then slap each other a high five.
And Chuck be like “I was with your momma last night fagboy”
And Cap give the author kick in the chops and be like “Indeed citizen, don’t be such a f#ck up”
this will never happen. its impossible. if they did fight it would go on FOREVER!!