Chuck Norris Vs Mr. T

August 24, 2008 by admin 

Chuck Norris Vs Mr. T

I pidy da fool who thinks Chuck wins this. True, he’s a badass mofo - but Mr. T is the originator of “Bling” - How can anyone top that?

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12 Responses to “Chuck Norris Vs Mr. T”

  1. 1 - Devil's Advocate on August 24th, 2008 7:05 am

    Mr T is technically bullet proof from all the metal he wears so he is hard to be harmed… However we must not forget teh might and radical strength that is his Holiness rev. Norris for does it not say in the gospel according to Chuck verses 4 to 13 ‘he who claims to have been round house kicked twice by Chuck Norris is lying, no one survives the first one’ Amen

  2. 2 - Mecha bob on August 24th, 2008 7:14 am

    Chuck Norris for the win, as he’s an actual fighter, and has won martial arts competitions, the only fighting Mr.T (or should I say ‘Laurence’) has done is wrestling, which everyone knows is fake.

  3. 3 - Devil's Advocate on August 24th, 2008 9:53 am

    No Mt T was actually a bouncer and then a body guard as well before this both of which are physical jobs…

    Chuck still wins though as there is no stopping him

  4. 4 - Slipstream on August 25th, 2008 1:05 pm

    Mr. T all the way. I even have Mr. t on my GPS, I got it as a voice download from Navtones.com. When Mr. T tells you to do something, you listen, when Mr. T wants to beat up Chuck, Chuck is a dead man.

  5. 5 - fooby on September 26th, 2008 6:53 pm

    they would work together and destroy everything

  6. 6 - Nicholson0117 on October 9th, 2008 9:40 am

    it deosent matter, when chuck Norris and mr.t walk into a arena to fight the arena immediately explodes because no building can obtain that level of awesomeness.

  7. 7 - JAMES on October 20th, 2008 2:30 am

    so if we extremize both of those character chuck and his saying and mr.t with his tought look
    :O
    then first id say chuck would try to round hosue kick mr .t but it wouldnt work becaus mister T is actualy a fucking robot o.O then mister.T would throw giant punch at chuck but chuck would move the earth so the punch go else were
    then mr.t would try to rampae chuck norris by runnnig after him
    chucknorris would use his beam lazer in his eye
    mr.T would deflect it trew chuck norris mountainn dew
    then would use his mind controle to make chuck norris play world of warcraft with the midget o.O
    but chuck norris doesnt oplay the game the game play chuck norris so obviously he would turn gm and would do .kill to mr.t :O omg mr.t lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8 - Slamma Mamma on November 5th, 2008 2:07 pm

    Mr. T beat Rocky.

    Mr. T wins.

  9. 9 - John-117 on November 8th, 2008 6:39 pm

    They both collapse when they see who they’re about to fight,so Mr.T can’t throw Chuck helluva far and Chuck can’t roundhouse kick Mr.T into the void of space

  10. 10 - imchucknorris on December 5th, 2008 7:19 pm

    chuck would win, some ppl look under their bed for the boogey man, the boogey man looks under is bed for MrT and MrT looks under his bed for chuck norris :evil:

  11. 11 - imchucknorris on December 5th, 2008 7:21 pm

    also c’mon chuck has the power of beard :lol:

  12. 12 - TL on December 5th, 2008 10:36 pm

    Mr. T has the power of Mohawk!

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