Chuck Norris Vs Mr. T
August 24, 2008 by admin
I pidy da fool who thinks Chuck wins this. True, he’s a badass mofo - but Mr. T is the originator of “Bling” - How can anyone top that?
August 24, 2008 by admin
I pidy da fool who thinks Chuck wins this. True, he’s a badass mofo - but Mr. T is the originator of “Bling” - How can anyone top that?
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Mr T is technically bullet proof from all the metal he wears so he is hard to be harmed… However we must not forget teh might and radical strength that is his Holiness rev. Norris for does it not say in the gospel according to Chuck verses 4 to 13 ‘he who claims to have been round house kicked twice by Chuck Norris is lying, no one survives the first one’ Amen
Chuck Norris for the win, as he’s an actual fighter, and has won martial arts competitions, the only fighting Mr.T (or should I say ‘Laurence’) has done is wrestling, which everyone knows is fake.
No Mt T was actually a bouncer and then a body guard as well before this both of which are physical jobs…
Chuck still wins though as there is no stopping him
Mr. T all the way. I even have Mr. t on my GPS, I got it as a voice download from Navtones.com. When Mr. T tells you to do something, you listen, when Mr. T wants to beat up Chuck, Chuck is a dead man.
they would work together and destroy everything
it deosent matter, when chuck Norris and mr.t walk into a arena to fight the arena immediately explodes because no building can obtain that level of awesomeness.
so if we extremize both of those character chuck and his saying and mr.t with his tought look
:O
then first id say chuck would try to round hosue kick mr .t but it wouldnt work becaus mister T is actualy a fucking robot o.O then mister.T would throw giant punch at chuck but chuck would move the earth so the punch go else were
then mr.t would try to rampae chuck norris by runnnig after him
chucknorris would use his beam lazer in his eye
mr.T would deflect it trew chuck norris mountainn dew
then would use his mind controle to make chuck norris play world of warcraft with the midget o.O
but chuck norris doesnt oplay the game the game play chuck norris so obviously he would turn gm and would do .kill to mr.t :O omg mr.t lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. T beat Rocky.
Mr. T wins.
They both collapse when they see who they’re about to fight,so Mr.T can’t throw Chuck helluva far and Chuck can’t roundhouse kick Mr.T into the void of space
chuck would win, some ppl look under their bed for the boogey man, the boogey man looks under is bed for MrT and MrT looks under his bed for chuck norris
also c’mon chuck has the power of beard
Mr. T has the power of Mohawk!