Master Chief vs Dark Phoenix
August 13, 2008 by admin
Scenario:
After examining the charred remains of of what appeared to once be humans, Master Chief sees movement tracking on his radar besides him - he spins but nothing is there…
…until he looks up….
What happens?
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Sweetness, thanks for taking my suggestion about the scenarios.
Well he looks up and !!!CRUSH!!! his insides implode from the unstoppable telekinetic force of Phoenix
So that’s pretty much it… He’s dead, it over.
Is this another one of those battles were masterchief obviously has no chance in hell, but is just put up to mock the Halo fanboys?
If that’s the case, then my suggestion for the next batter is masterchief vs SS4 Gogeta! (that’ll really separate the fan-men from the fan-boys).
Also, is there going to be an official list showing suggested battles in waiting? Rather than having the middle of a serious discussion filled with random battle requests?
Battle added - We’ve considered having a “battle request” page - we’re gonna have to see how many people will follow the rules and post in there…Admin
“Is this another one of those battles were masterchief obviously has no chance in hell, but is just put up to mock the Halo fanboys?”
Yes it is
Master Chief looks up and sees…A wall of cute little Puppies charging at him, he laughs in joy as the Puppies swarm over his body, barking, yelping and licking at his face…
*Meanwhile, in the real world*
A delirious Master Chief is screaming about delusions of Puppies, whilst Phoenix tears his limbs off one by one.
“He must be dreaming…” She thinks, just as she delivers a merciful blow and implodes his body into a single quantum anomaly.
This fight is unfair anyone knows MC gets owned
pheonix jumps on masterchief and they make passionate love for many hours and make pheonix chief.
if your trying to seperate fan boys from men go or master chief vs dr manhatten from minutemen. look him up and you’ll find out why
maybe mc has a better chance then all you haters think. Remember, wolveriene has had to fight Pheonix several times and still won. and based on the wolveriene vs mc matchup, mc has to keep his distance.
but only if his reaction time is fast enough to jump back before Pheonix crushes MCs skull.
So we have only to assume that MC can jump back several thousand miles in a single second? Mhm? Even that distance seems a bit short when Phoenix is capable of instantaneously warping space and traversing entire cosmic expanses in zero time.
The only reason that Wolverine could ever stand against Phoenix in the comics was due to the affection she felt for him as Jean Grey; and even then it was a bit touch and go.
But alas the fanboys will always come out to play.
mc reaction time could be enough to get him out of the way fast enough, consdring he has defelcted a missle off himself, but phoenix would probley win, but thats only because of a couple of things 1.mc is NOT superhuman, 2.Its unfair to be human and have to fight someone who can pull a house off its foundation. and why did jean trun into phoenix anyway? and why is it that there are no xmen already on the secen?
the chief implodes by dark pheonix’s telekenetic powers. the end
“mc reaction time could be enough to get him out of the way fast enough”
Get him out of the way of what? What are you guys convinced that MC has to dodge to survive?
Dark Phoenix uses psionic telekenetic powers that are capable of warping the fabric of space and time itself, she once teleported herself to a distant star (When have Stars not been far away?) and absorbed the energy from the core itself.
What is Chief supposed to be capable of dodging here?
wow people are debating this. its obviously a one sided fight
If only every one had the fierce loyalty of the fanboy. But seriously fanboys just fascinate and infuriate me at the same time, in the face of an absolutely hopeless battle at least one of them will come and try to say that mc would win, only to be ousted by about 5 logical arguments from intellectual ppl that actually do research. For a perfect example read the MC vs solid snake, mc vs magneto, m vs dante, mc vs sephiroth, and mc vs lobo. You will understand.
mx runs away like a baybe ha ha lol
how bout iceman vs mc?
Iceman is an omega-level mutant, he’s too powerfull for MC.
omega level?????? okkkk but its more fair than magneto vs mc
research on what????
its all fake. if the writers or creaters of these fictional characters say mc wins then he wins. for instance they could say( after stealing thors mighty hammer (irony because the name of the hammer is the same name of his armor funfact:) he uses his newly obtained power to scare the fuck out of her making her period go off then in embarrasment she comets suicide and dies for the millionth freaking time) seriously you put MC against some one who died more times than GOKU for christs sake. for all we know she is probably currently dead at the moment so mc wins by default lololololololol
It’s a good thing you ended your argument with “lololololololol.”
Otherwise, people might have mistaken you for an intelligent person.
1) Writers would have to attain the rights to use a Marvel Universe character within the context of their own story, citing the purpose of why exactly they wish to use Phoenix an issue to that of Marvel, who would could force the publishers to change the story. Thus making that point null and void.
2) Jean Grey did die, but she came back as Phoenix. Duh. Clearly the subext went way over your head with that one genius.
Plus, the argument is quite literally double-edged, as, well…She cannot die! Thus rendering any hope of her defeat null and void.
*Slow clap*
3) “None of this is real” is the calling card of someone who is incapable of forming a decent argument or coherent response. The purpose of researching facts is that so you could formulate an appropriate response based on observable, objective data to strenghten your argument. Whether the subject is real or not.
I can plainly say that Jean Grey lacks the ability to transform into a 50ft Teddy Bear. I have not observed it in the comics, it is not listed as one of her powers and thus she is incapable of transforming into a 50ft Bear.
See there, I presented a decent argument. Try it every once and every while, see how it works.
The only way MC wins is if Phoenix ither is alseep or lost her powers
alright, honestly….this is how its gonna go down , anyone who knoes marvel knoes how powerful dark pheonix is , her power seems limitless, and mc fanboys replys and posts of how master chief will succeed is very very ubsurd , like , honestly , u guys think mc will win?! dark phoenix hands down
MC will f#ck her so hard that she will moan with pleasure, MC’s giant d!ck can drown dark phenex with a single c#mshot
mc takes the place of wolverine at the and of the “Xmen: Last Stand” movie and presses forward as his sheild and armour are being ripped away when he pulls outhis energy sword and stabs pheonix in the gut
Only two massive problems with that one:
1) Phoenix has no previous emotional connection with Master Chief that threatened her previous marriage, there would be noothing in the short nanosecond that would stop his brain being dissolved in a hyper-charged explosion.
2) She’s called Phoenix for a reason. In the ‘Last Stand’ she has just recently evolved into Phoenix, therefore her powers have yet to unfold. Since we’re discussing the comic Phoenix who has revealed the true extent of her ressurective capabilities when she entered the Star of another system and consumed it from within, I can foresee a very short downtime IF she does get stabbed.
She would be far from dead.