Xena Vs Buffy

July 23, 2008 by admin 

Xena Warrior Princess vs Buffy The Vampire Slayer

As much as I’d like to think this would be a close fight, I don’t think Buffy could hold up to the onslaught of attacks from Xena - I think she would be too much for your favorite vampire slayer to handle.

How can Buffy pull out a victory here?

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20 Responses to “Xena Vs Buffy”

  1. Mecha bob on July 23rd, 2008 3:36 pm

    Buffy will just cheat, and use a rocket lancher like she did against that giant smurf.

  2. Monokid on July 23rd, 2008 4:12 pm

    Let’s not forget Buffy’s slayerpowers: strength, agility, reflexes, durability and fast healing.

    While Xena has more battle-experience and is most likely a better swordfighter, Buffy has the edge with her being the slayer and the benefits that come with it.

    My vote goes to Buffy.

  3. angela on July 23rd, 2008 5:40 pm

    Geeze Louise, Xena would slaughter Buffy with ease.

  4. angela on July 24th, 2008 4:27 pm

    To give Buffy some credit, while she can fight well technically, her height and weight (or lack of) will be the death of her.

    Buffy
    5′2
    120 lb (guess)

    Xena
    5′11
    140 lb (guess)

  5. Mecha bob on July 24th, 2008 7:57 pm

    By that logic, I could beat them both (much taller and heavier than both [but not both put together]).

    Me FTW!

  6. Monokid on July 25th, 2008 7:13 am

    body mass means nothing if you have enhanced strenght and toughness.

  7. angela on July 25th, 2008 5:54 pm

    Xena has fought (and won) against multiple GODS and the strongest man on earth (well, the known world) the son of Zeus. She was trained by ARES THE GOD OF WAR. What makes you think Buffy will be all that much of a challenge?

  8. monokid on July 25th, 2008 7:40 pm

    Buffy has fought (and won) against multiple vampires, uber-vampires, then also lots of demons ranging from weak to very strong, small to very large. She has also fought a god, one wich seemed a lot more powerfull than the ones you saw on Xena.
    But then this isnt about who has fought what, it’s between xena and buffy, different opponents require different tactics.

    As for fighting skills, by becoming a slayer she is turned into a killingmachine. All her great fightingskills comes natural to her, she just needs a little training to hone those skills. That coupled with her hightenend awereness will make her a challenge that most likely will beat Xena.

  9. angela on July 26th, 2008 1:58 pm

    Somewhat of an impressive resume, but honestly not strong enough to challenge Xena. I don’t know how much more powerful you can get beyond then the Greek Gods (Ares, Athena) or The Deliverer (Dahak). And if anyone who has a natural sense of heightened awareness, it’s Xena.

  10. Monokid on July 26th, 2008 4:36 pm

    First of all, no matter how well skilled Xena is, she is still a normal human being. No superhuman strengt, agility, and no natural hightenend sense of awareness, for that she had to train hard. Sure she’s better than the average human but still a normal human. Buffy is empowered by demon essence hence she has the slayerpowers as said before.

    and lets be honest the Greek gods arent the most powerfull there are in mythology, and certainly not in the Xena universe. Look at how Xena beated Ares, sure Xena is an exelent fighter, but like i said still only human. This means that anyone that trained him/herself up to be the best could have a shot at beating Ares.

  11. Aj on August 10th, 2008 12:09 am

    Xena is human and that’s what make she’s special.She has no magic power and still is able to beat all kinds of poweful creatures.
    If Xena has beaten Gods - not just Greek Gods - demigods, demons, angels,a shamaness, giants etc, why would Buffy Powers be a problem?

  12. monokid on August 10th, 2008 6:10 am

    Because in the Xena universe, the gods really arent that powerfull, even Ares flinched after getting hit by Xena’s punch.

  13. angela on August 10th, 2008 10:45 pm

    Ares only flinched in a fight with Xena when he lost his Godhood (temporarily).

  14. Lucas on August 23rd, 2008 12:32 pm

    Buffy é muito rápida e ágil e portanto xena naum tem o mesmo cacife q a buffy

    Buffy

  15. leeeeee on September 14th, 2008 4:10 pm

    although buffy has super human powers ( she can lift tons of iron…..) xena has faced worse… what is buffy’s power in comparison with Granhilda’s or with Dahak….so xena’s skills, which are better then buffy’s, helped her kick thier asses… so all i am saying is that buffy would not be a big problem to xena. ( or to callisto)

  16. eagle eyes on September 24th, 2008 4:28 pm

    whats that question…..xena would definetly win buffy. buffy is as powerful as gabraille maybe little bit more….lets say varia…..but not close to xena..

  17. PBODY on October 2nd, 2008 10:32 am

    Oh this is hard…hmm…

    I agree, Buffy will come up with some elaborate way to come back but in the end I have faith my Warrior Princess will defeat her. The only obsticle Xena would have is to overcome the technology difference…depending on which time period the fight takes place. But I would like to believe the two would never fight but join sides and kick ass together. However…

    Willow and Kennedy get into an arguement, Willow leaves the house and runs into Gabrielle who is dazed by being brought into this world. She asks for Xena and Willow confuzed asks “Xena The Warrior Princess?”

    G: You Know of her?
    W: She’s only the most amazing television show ever
    G: What do you mean television show?

    Willow looks the girl over…

    W: What is you name?
    G: Gabrielle…where is Xena?

    *commercial*

    Inside the Summer’s home…

    W: Buffy I think we have a problem…Gabrielle here is looking for her Xena.
    B: Gabrielle? Xena?
    D: No way!
    W: I think something has happened

    Dawn runs over to the TV and turns it on…Xena comes on, it’s a re-run only Xena acts differently and confused trying to find Gabrielle

    D: That’s not how it goes…
    G: Xena!
    B: Giles how do we fix this…
    GL: I have this book…
    A: Yes, go check your book
    X: Anya!
    GL: It might be able to help us out

    Later…Giles reads a incantation only it brings Xena out of the TV…

    G: Xena
    X: Gabrielle
    A: That worked swell Giles

    Xena pulls the sword

    G: It’s okay they are trying to help

    Xena pushes Gabrielle behind her

    X: What’s going on
    GL: Magic…It brought you to the real world

    *comercial*

    Days pass and Willow starts to show an interest in Gabrielle….Xena begins to get jealous. She sees Willow grab for Gabrielle’s hand and Xena steps in.
    Little moments like this continue and eventually lead into a confrontation…Buffy steps in and there is a fight…Buffy protectin Willow and Xena protecting Gabrielle…With either one not wanting to kill each other they decided to call a truce. Willow reconnects with Kennedy and Gabrielle is with Xena…

    GL: We need to restore things back to the way they are supposed to be. I believe I have found out what went wrong. We should begin right away before more damage is done.

    Giles re-reads the incantation but with a new tone of voice.
    Within a flash Xena is holding on to Gabrielle as they are returned to the TV.

    D: Why did you have to do that…Gabrielle was sharring her writing skills with me and Xena was going to take me fishing.
    B: Fishing? you don’t fish…
    D: It doesn’t hurt to try now does it…
    B: Where in sunnydale are you going to fish
    D: Forget it, I’m going upstairs to watch some Xena
    B: Seriously…fishing?
    D: Night Buffy.

    The camera focuses in on Xena and Gabrielle
    The two look around and gaze into eachothers eyes…

    X: We’re home
    G: As long as I’m with you, I’m home

    Xena leans in and passionate kiss is exchanged.
    The End! : )

  18. PBODY on October 2nd, 2008 10:33 am

    Oh…um the first X..saying Anya! That’s Xander..sorry. Just realized it after I posted. But that’s how it went down…lol

  19. Rob (Expertimp) on October 6th, 2008 12:29 pm

    Well I would have to say these two are almost equally matched. even at the tv show level lol.. but i’d have to favor buffy in this fight.. her crazy attacks would just be too much for Xena to handle..
    BUFFY WINS!!!

  20. PBODY on October 6th, 2008 1:20 pm

    Wtf…Rob, why you always against Xena.
    Did you have a bad childhood expierence with the show?
    Did it scare you…aww….well let me help you….
    Close your eyes…okay Buffy, Xena…battle it out….

    *announcer*

    XENA WINS!

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