Solid Snake vs Bruce Lee
July 19, 2008 by admin
In what could only be described as a complete ass-kicking, investigaters where hard pressed to find any identifiable remains of the person once known as Solid Snake. Mr Lee escaped and is currently being hunted by Chuck Norris in which authorities believe he’ll be the next victim. Thank you Snake, for your service.
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ok now this is very personal.
my passion in life is Martial Arts and im a martial artist, so id have to say that bruce lee will rape solid snake. the reason being, bruce lee is a God………..no im kidding.
it pains me to say this but i think snake will win but only with guns. Jun Fan Jeet Kune Do vs CQC…………obvious winner bruce lee
im curious though where did this idea come from? it caught my attention like that! ha ha
Bruce Lee is truly one of the greatest martial artists to walk the Earth so far. So, just about anyone against him will have the same outcome. Admin
well in a hand to hand fight Bruce will dominate as he is a monster in a fight however snake may not go down as quickly as you might think if you see the beatings and abuse that snake has taken throughout the series will know that snake just does not stop until dead. This then may mean that snake can keep the battle going long enough to wear down Bruce? The enhanced body an muscel suit as well will give him more of a chance as well but then again he still will fall to the might of Lee
On the other hand Bruce will have to find him first and that is no easy feat. Bruce will be killed with a slit throat before he knew what was happening. Either that or a bullet to the head from far far away, who said that snake had to play nice?
Snake in his octocamo waits for lee disguised as a patch of grass or concrete. as lee walks by he rolls over and shoots him in the back of the head… easy
yeah i agree, but when i think about it, Lee was confused when he was looking for Han in Enter the Dragon, and han was basically invisible due to the mirrors. So bruce used his masters teachings and that helped him destroy his environment to defeat him. just a thought that some camo might be noticed by someone with trained senses
breaking mirrors is one thing- process of elimination if you want to be technical- finding some one who is 99% hidden is another. On MGO- metal gear online- there is a mode where you can play against some one who is in control of snake with octocamo and belive me 99% hidden is damned near impossible to hide. Plus the camo hides body heat amoungst other things. then we have his own training in hiding which will to be honest be greater than lee’s ability to find. No snake is pretty much inpossible to find and will win the match as a result
yeah true, but if Lee never finds snake, snake will probably get bored eventually, and go find lee. he’d sneak up, but then thats where Lee’s training and senses come in because come on, any great martial artist has the ability to sense things thanks to their training, then what would the GOD of martial arts be like?
so when snake slips up and tries to sneak up on Lee, lee will destroy snake in all ways that i can only imagine a man could beat the crap out of another man.
but then as i said……. snake just needs a bullet because lee doesnt use guns. ( i’d say due to honor, but snake is in the battlefield and doing what he has to so that is honor as well)
i dont have a good opinion because Bruce Lee’s my idol in reall ife, and snakes my idol in my nerdy little gaming world h aha but i rarely play games
you know what I can’t argue with that logic… well done. Yeah Lee may well win a fist fight but it will be hard fought as snake is a hard nut final fight of guns of the partiots and the long walk in the radioactive corridor prove this and snake will win a gun fight…..
yeah. i guess this is a battle that is so awesome that if it ever took place the world would be destroyed by its awesomeness
CQC versus Jeet Kune Do! Bruce Lee is practically mad, flinging his arms and legs at Snake like a brain-dead. CQC is more systematic, and Snake is smarter in choosing his techniques. With OctoCamo on, I’m sure that Lee will be beaten up badly from behind before he could start flinging around again.
If this has to be hand to hand, a swift kick to the side of the head and Lee walks away without breaking a sweat. but if all is allowed snake will just shoot him in the temple with his operator 45.
I forgot about snakes endurance, it will take many kicks to the dome.
All right if Snake doesn’t get any weapons he is a goner, but if he even gets a pistol Bruce Lee can’t do much.
This is funny because I’m reading people talking about “rape”? looks like somebody is in for a big f#cking surprise eh OceloT? one day in a real fighting tournament. anyways…….listen listen solid snake is a clone, hes made for killing, and he comes from Big Boss. This means that he comes from quite a lineage of warriors, his brothers are all sick b#stards…….and AND he is considered the big boss of the world next to me of course *rolls up sleeves* *wearing tanktop* *no sleeves* *beep beep beep* the v#ginas go beep beep : ) kkkkkk okay…..snake WILL win versus bruce lee, because bruce lee is the older generation and snake’s spirit is more sexy to chicks and chinese kung fu master. YOU would lose in a fight versus a 90’s guy??????i wouldnt cuz they all look like the frigging village people, compared to the next gen. same thing with bruce and solid snake. also solid snake is an actual dude, just not him. This video game is a training course made by the exact freaking people who we’re all finding out about in the game. why would the graphics be so good anyway. learn CQC and DONT smoke dope. just crack…………*******&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& u couldnt smell dat crack comin out dat mothaf#ckkin porsche truck!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!