Zorro vs Jack Sparrow
May 16, 2008 by admin
Interesting match up here. Two show-offs, one in victory and the other as he stumbles his way through all precarious situations. While on the surface Zorro may look to have the advantage, Captain Jack has survived many sticky moments to live another day.
So, who’s going to be left standing at the end of this round?
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Zorro for the win.
Zorro is not only an expert swordsman, but also a great acrobat, and in good physical condition.
The pirate guy (being a pirate) has below average sword skills, health, physical fitness, intelligence, and would probably be drunk as well (and “drunken fist” doesn’t work as a sword fighting style). But over all, pirates just suck in general.
Jack Sparrow is the best!!!
Hmmm…
Well I do think that zorro would win in a fare fight, but Jack is not a fare fighter is he?
I love both fighters. But, watch all of the Zorro films (including the ancient ones, as I have). He has gone through immense training and his expierinece is unrivaled. And Cpt. Jack Sparrow may seem to use his surroundings, but so does Zorro… It’s not a matter of a “fair” fight…it’s a matter of skill, agility, and who takes advantage of the advantages. Zorro would probably win…
P.S. It’s Captain Jack Sparrow! You might want to fix the title…
P.S.S. Is this the original Zorro, the new Zorro, or all Zorros in general? You could have the same argument with Link…
You could have put Ellen Degeneris vs Micheal Jackson and I would have been more interested (no offense factpile staff). And actually, that would be an interesting fight.
@CatholicSpartan - no offense taken. We know not everyone’s going to like the match-ups. Admin
Chief master sgt of course sparrow doesnt fight fair. and el bob Pirates are just ugly as sin they don’t suck all around the pirates of the carribean movies you’ll see what I mean.
“IT’S CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!” –Captain Jack Sparrow, for about the hundredth time in a week…
It’s not neccecerally “Captain”, as he lost his title when he lost his ship/crew.
This is what I see happening
Zorro is better swordsman by far.
But here’s the scenario
Zorro: *Takes out sword and does a very nice display of skill by cutting Z into Jack’s clothes*
Jack: *Pulls out pistol. Fires. Fight over.*
ya i agree jack would just shoot him and kill him.
Jack would be drunk most likely and would have no clue what was happening by then he would be dead
jack is awesome. he pwns and what if it was in potc 1 he wouldnt be able to die. WHAT ZORRO!
jack just shoots him end of story
I believe The Simpsons said it best in the episode where Homer had to duel the Southerner.
ZORRO
Sparrows not bad but zorro is a master. plus anyone can kill a crazy drunky
jack sparrow. that is all
Captn jack would stick to he who fights and runs away lives to fight annother day