Master Chief vs Kirby
May.02, 2008 in
Entertainment
Ok, I have to admit when this was first suggested, I thought it must be a joke. But after doing a lil bit of research, the pink ball of energy has some interesting attacks that the Chief may have some trouble accounting for:
Master Chief
- Various weapon skills
- Regenerating Shields
- Multiple Vehicle selection
- Lone Wolf Mentality
- Super Cool Armor
Kirby
- Warp Star
- Extremely Flexible
- Takes on characteristics of who he is Fighting
- Giant Hammer
- Shape Shifter
So, how does this match play out?
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May 2nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Finally, i’m 100% sure the cheif has lost. Kirby may not be intimidating, but he is an ultimate force.
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
ya… i got to give this round to kirby because i dont remember completely but kirby has some eating and blowing attacks,plus kirby has alot of fist fighting move…I might be wrong so do not be lecturing me. But on the other hand if Master Chief had a sniper rifle, it would be over in two second…
P.S. do not be lecturing me that i am a nerd! 
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
sorry i forgot the thing where it show there powers and stuff.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Since Kirby is only 8 inches tall i dont see him doing much agains MC, maybe is he flew a warp start through MC’s head.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
from what i played of super smash bros, kirby eats people and the takes on their characteristics. So it basically would be master cheif vs. master kirby.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Kirby can eat the bullets and spit them back out, so either Master Chief would laugh himself to death, or Kirby would eat him, or possibly Master Chief sticks himself and runs into Kirby’s gaping piehole, thus killing them both.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Kirby has several options to win this.
-Firstly, he can eat masterchief, to gain all the powers of masterchief, but still have the edge, because he still has all the powers of Kirby.
-Secondly, he can eat whatever masterchief fires at him (or eat the weapon out of masterchief’s hands), and either spit it right back at masterchief, or gain the power of what was fired at him (e.g. grenades->bomb Kirby | fuel rod gun-> plasma Kirby | sword -> sword Kirby) all of which give Kirby unlimited ammo of his current form (/of what he ate)
-Thirdly, if any strong enemies are around, Kirby could eat them (e.g. hunter Kirby, brute chieftain Kirby, arbiter Kirby, maybe even Johnson Kirby)
-Fourthly, if Kirby eats a Scorpion Tank, (or even a Scarab Tank), he could easily… wait, how big a thing can Kirby eat? …ring Kirby?
And to be honest, I don’t think masterchief has a chance against most of the major Nintendo charecters (e.g. Samus, Kirby, Link, Ness)
May 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
kirby wouldn’t stand a chance against master cheif. even if kirby eats him he is still small and master chief could easily blow him up with a granade or a smack. face it kirby is weak. master cheif can just pop a bullet in kirby’s but. master cheif is so big that he could stomp on kirby
May 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
demon375 sounds like a die hard kirby fan, but lets face it, the cheif is just pwnd on this one. With hi warp star, hammer, and ability to transform, there is no chance of survival.
P.S not all major nintedo characters would win against the cheif. I think he could beat Link (a metal sheild does not block a rocket/laser
May 12th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Oh it’s on
Request for masterchief Vs Link
(also, Link’s shield can block against lasers [remember those one-eyed statue things] and in the case of the mirror shield, reflect them)
- added to the list - look for it next week, admin
May 13th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
are you kidding….kirby (master chief falls over laughing kirby comes to eat him and one plasma goes down kirby’s throath) THE END
link would get PWND
May 15th, 2008 at 2:11 am
im gonna have to go with kirby on this one
i pretty much agree with the points made by kirby bob
and if he is 8 inches that just makes him hard to find
absorb like a bug and be tinier then sneak up on master cheif
and snap his neck…easy
and this topic isnt about link but link would win
-in link to the past he has pegasas boots(makes him run really fast) and in the oracle games he has pegasas seeds
which you guessed it makes him run fast again. Just run circles around the cheif.
-magic arrows to freeze master cheif in place.
-magic armor which gives him much better defence if he has a full wallet(twilight princess)
-magic powder to change things into other random things(transform master cheif into a tree)
yeah i could go on with all the items in his utility but i wont untill a link versus master cheif shows up
anyway kirby ftw
May 25th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
It seems that many think MC could just step on Kirby or shoot him… WELL that is certainly not true. Think of Kirby like a squishy stress ball of death. When he is stepped on, he changes shape… When shot, he acts in a similar way to Flubber.
All things shot at Kirby would be eaten or “bounced.” Why, even MC could be swallowed up by Kirby…then Kirby would have all of MC’s abilities at his disposal…
May 26th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
ok… master chief is standing 7 feet tall and weights about 1000 pounds(in the suit) and kirby is 8 inchest tall… thats pathetic mc would kill him.
May 29th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Kirby is a bit taller than eight inches…depending on what he morphed into. And his average size is a bit taller as well. And, well, how does weight contribute to Mc’s victory? How does his height aid him in combat? It’s all about the attack…the kill…the win.
You assume so simply that MC would win, only because you are an obsessive freak who plays Halo far too much. Kirby would fit any shape he was compressed into…so, even if he was crushed by Master Chief, no crushing would be involved. You need bones or substance to crush. Kirby would squish…and come right back up again, just as he had before.
And Kirby can “jump” pretty high. Yes, MC can as well, but I just thought I’d trhow that out there.
And any projectiles would prove to be worthless…even explosives. Kirby could swallow them, creating no harm to his systems. And no–his systems DO NOT stop the explosion of certain devices…it just causes no harm for some reason. All that tends to result from thrown projectiles is that Kirby coughs a little smoke and/or gains the ability to throw/wield unlimited supply of what was used upon him.
Yes, Kirby is more powerful than he appears…
June 1st, 2008 at 12:44 pm
seriously have any of you kirby fans ever played brawl or nintendo 64 kirby (I have and I do like kirby but in a fight??)… kirby gets one abilty of master chiefs and his armor. but still mc wins this one because mc is much stronger and has sheilds if kirby even managed to swalow mc and get his sheilds mc would still win because he spent his life training against technolgy warfare ( kirby probably couldnt get close enough to swallow mc because mc uses guns, he doesnt run up to his enemys and try to get swallowed)
also most of kirbys attacks are melee
kirby is tough but really you cant just walk away after getting a plasma shoved down your throat and nailed with rockets and snipers
mc wins
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 pm
There is a limit to size that Kirby can swallow and MC is too big, so no MCKirby.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Not really…
June 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I win. this is Kirby:
This is me: 
Who do you think wins 
The answer is ME 
June 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Heres the story
Kirby finds The Chief
He swallows him
The chief cuts out via sword
Kirby is but a piece of flesh with some eyes
June 17th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Sometimes when im not playing star wars ill play halo 3 and own but i think that the only way kirby could win is if he cheated and sucked him in then spit him out of the battlefield (like the guardians in snowbound or in sandtrap) then he dies instantly because of all the things attacking him. Bye im going to go laugh while watching iPod human on Youtube.com. It only costs 799.99.
P.S. it has an alarm that goes of every 3 seconds.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
since kirby cant suck him in mc laughs in kirby’s face and kirby gets really mad grabs a sticky runs really far away tries to throw but it is stuck and kirby blows up. rofl rofl
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Who the f#ck is Kirby and what the f#ck is he/she
- edited for language - admin. To answer your question he’s some type of Nintendo character with some Pokemon like powers. I think.
June 29th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
kirby would win… cuz if he would swallow chief he would get his helm and pull out a gun and shoot him…and also kirby could float ontop of mc and turn into a spike thing and crush him… so yea lol