Master Chief vs Super Mario
In celebration of Super Smash Brothers Brawl, this match-up feature MC against everyone’s favorite plumber, Super Mario. Now, set in any scenario with a full arsenal of weapons/attacks/environment to combat in, I don’t think our little pipe fixer has a snowball’s chance.
Perhaps the only thing that might allow the Nintendo wonderboy victory is if the Chief paid some respect to an elder of the gaming community.
Otherwise, Mario gets stomped like a goomba.
Master Chief:
- Various weapon skills
- Cool Armor
- Decent Vehicles
- Lone Wolf Mentality
- Has shields to re-generate
Mario
- Super-human jumping ability
- Turbo running
- Super-human strength
- Fireballs
Is this even a fight?
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March 10th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Nice first again. Now only a HARDCORE Mario fan would say that Mario has even a chance against MC. but i’m not one so MC WOULD F-ING OWN MARIO! Now I dont want to see anybody write anything else on here to say different because YOU WOULD BE WRONG!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I agree. MC would take him down with a spartin lazer of run him over with a mongoose. MC>Mario
March 12th, 2008 at 12:35 am
MC’s blue fire ball beats Mario’s red one any day.
I want to see a vid of Mario getting stuck in the face and running around screaming like a pitiful little grunt.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
well its not a fair fight! this would be like replaceing all the grunts in the game with marios…mc hands down no contest
March 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
What are the chances Mario catches a star and become immortal?
March 16th, 2008 at 10:48 am
if he does master chief stands still for 30 secs and when it goes away he crushes his head and teabags him.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
ha thats funney all u would hear ha im mario than bang head shot than mc would say ha tell that to the retards who made u
March 26th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
LOL this is funny as hell lol lofl rofl lmao lmfao looooooollll!!!!1!! master chief would easily pwn that little happy-go-lucky dude.
March 29th, 2008 at 11:29 am
I don’t know, mario is a crafty little italian he might kick a turtle shell and knock the chief out and snap his neck while hes out cold. Or mario might have italiian mafia connections and call in a hit. But otherwise he wouldn’t stand a chance.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:13 am
how about mc v.s. kirby - another request for Kirby. Must be some tru hate goin on there. We’ll have to get that posted soon. admin
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Well… I say it depends on whether or not Master Chief adopts the properties of a character from the Super Mario World, or if Mario adopts the properties of a character from the Halo universe.
Mario dies in the Halo universe.
Master Chief may die in the Super Mario World if Mario is anywhere near an invulnerability star. Remember that even if Master Chief caused any sort of damage to mario, regardless of it being a head shot or plasma grenade, Mario would just shrink. And Mario has lives. It all comes down to Mario’s mushroom/star supply.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
MC rips Mario’s arm off, beats him with it,then before Mario dies of blood loss and big bruises
MC takes off helmet and it’s really Luigi
April 13th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Italian Plumber vs. Genetically enhanced, merciless, super-human, viscious, deadly, heavy-as-hell, ultimate soldier of the world…..hmmm…Mario(psyche!)…..Master Chief will completely obliderate and demolish Mario, without getting touched. The only thing left of Mario will be a long streak of blood on the ground. It’d be freakin’ hilarious if someone made a vid of that.
Hmmm, how about Master Chief vs. Green Lantern? Ooh! or Strawberry Shortcake! I just wanna see the fantasies of her getting eliminated people think of.
Added to the list, thanks! Admin
April 13th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Booyah!
April 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
What the hell was this forum started for? MC would pwn marios #ss into the pavement! - edited for language. admin
April 20th, 2008 at 4:14 am
seth has a point this match up is rigged.how could mario beat MC anyway,i meen mario is like 3 feet tall, and MC mor like the green gaint ways like 300 pounds and is 9 feet tall! look at the dinference! mario has sleazy mushrooms and fireballs and master chief has scarab gunz n rockets! have a look at the difs here and tell me this aint the worst sleazyest crapiest cheapest round yet….think about.
April 20th, 2008 at 4:20 am
Maybe, MC is proberbly tougher than Mario, but Mario is a born hero! I’d vote for Mario anyday, regardless of whom he is up against. Most of you proberbly don’t agree with me, but i don’t really care. Mario has always been a family favorite.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:50 am
Mario would get eaten by a grunt even before MC got close to him.
Then the predatator would come and wipe out all of them.
MC would survive and go and find cortana and have cyber s3x. Omg, we all have a messed up future!
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:21 am
M.C Will Win !!! Mario is a nerd with a happy head and M.C kill all with the Battle Rifle and The Assault Rifle so mario is just a freak with a happy head and some nerd cloth
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 pm
You guys have sick minds and a funny nature. lol.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:23 am
No! No! No! Mario could get a mega mushroom and own MC!
April 27th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Mario will just jump on his head and get 100 points. Simple
May 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Okay now i am a super freakin mario fan u put all these thing up for MC Various weapon skills Cool Armor Decent Vehicles Lone Wolf Mentality Has shields to re-generate
but why he cant just pull a mongoose outa his butt or a warthog or any vehicle
and u only gave mario super human strength running and jumping and fire balls mario has a cape that can reflect anything and a water shooting jetpack also he has vehicles.
Mario Karts people and yoshi wich can just eat master cheif and be done with it so i think mario has a way better chance than u people give him credit For (excuse my crappin typing)
May 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Man u need to give mario his credit to he has a relfective cape(and it relfects dang near everything) a dinosuar that eats u and turn u into eggs. I mean sure MC has regenerating sheilds and weapons but what happens when he runs out of weapons if MC gets his stuff then all mario has to do is jump on MCs head and done its over Mario 1:MC big fat goose egg
if ur going to post vehicles and weapons u have to post both sides weapons this post looked as if u leaned more towards MCs perspective
May 8th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
MARIO WOOD WIN HE WOOD EAT A MUSHROOM AND TURN IN TO A GIANT AND SMASH HIM.+ HE CAN SET HIM ON FIER.