Master Chief vs Sam Fisher

Another reader request - I have to say that I’ve never played any of the Splinter Cell series or any Tom Clancy endorsed game. For whatever reason the games just don’t appeal to me. If I wanted to sneak around I would just play “Sneak King” from Burger King and just be the creepy guy handing out Whoppers.
Anyways, after reading up on Sam Fisher, the *only* way he has a sniff of taking out the Chief is if he somehow manages to elude his radar. Considering the “luck” factor that MC has, I just don’t think that would happen.
Verdict: MC in a blowout.
Master Chief:
- Various weapon skills
- Cool Armor
- Decent Vehicles
- Lone Wolf Mentality
- Has shields to re-generate
Sam Fisher:
- Stealth
- Advanced Weapon Training
- Has a “Move” for every situation
Your thoughts?
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November 14th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
uhhhh master chief would just shoot him in the head and thats it wow that was easy
November 14th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
ah fuck sam fisher he sucks chiefs robodick
November 16th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Here’s what happens:
Sam tries to kill MC with a crappy pistol as MC walks towards him. MC grabs Sam, AND PUNCHES HIS ****ING LIGHTS OUT!
November 16th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
ooooooooo burn
November 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
BURN? WHERE? BURN IT ALL! MWHAAAAAAAAAA!!
November 20th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
No chance. Not even a real fight. Puny normal human. MC all the way…
November 27th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
You kidding sam fisher with all the stealth would pick mc off before he knew what hit him
November 29th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Kano? Are you feeling alright? Headache? Shooting pains up and down your arm? Because,seriously, GET YOUR ****ING HEAD CHECKED!
MC= Super human with futuristic weapons
Sam Fisher= Dickhead with some crappy goggles
December 7th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
mc is a SPARTAN, the ultimate soldier, with a suit of armor that is waay cool. mc(without his armor) vs. sam fisher, mc will do to him what chuck norris does to kittens.(sends them into the vacuum of space muhahahahaha)mc (with armor) vs. sam fisher, mc will pwn, own, destroy, splatter, beat down, stab,snipe, or spartan lazer sam fisher (did i mention beat down?)
December 8th, 2007 at 2:30 am
Sams good but a terrorist can kill him in a few shots MC would pull his dik out and force feed it to him
December 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Sam has a chance if he uses stealth but if MC sees him hes done for
December 14th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
mc can just sit in his jacuzzi with a martini while sam tries to kill him with his weak weapons from the past
January 17th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Dan even if fisher snuck up to chief he would pump a few, possibly up to twenty quiet rounds into chiefs armor. make that 30. The weak bullets are centuries b4 chiefs weapons, and add to that a silencer have a weak wepon. chief would reach up, grab fisher by the arms and mash him into fish-paste with his own arms
January 17th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
armors kinda cheap so without armor chief would be slightly pained, maybe badly injured. but his survived bullets in his ribs, a missile luanched right into him and more without armor and with it. he ran 2 kays in a few seconds and rang a heavy bell right after being attacked by a heavy anti tank missile a few rounds would simply cut the flesh
January 24th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
this is a bit one sided. mc takes the cake. i would like to see Snake vs Fisher though. which wouldnt happen. fisher would form an alliance w/ snake because they both work for the colonel and , together, they could take down cheif in a matter of a , well planned, minute.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:20 am
MC would kick fisher’s @$$ even with stealth fisher can’t do
shit. MC kicks fisher’s @$$.
February 20th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I agree, MC is ALSO an assassin but ahs better weaponry and is tougher
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Sam tries to get master chief off guard(which never happens) but we will pretend that he is. So Sam sneaks into the bunker were MC spends the night and waits for him to remove his armour. Then when MC sits down on his bed to got to sleep Sam sneaks up behind he and bereaks his neck… But Wait! MC’s Augmented bones can’t break so Mc turns around and punchs Fisher through the wall then goes to sleep.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
rofl ^^
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
robert RULZ!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
im a really big fan of both! fisher would be able to lose mc a couple of times but then he come in for a hit then bam on the ground mc wins
March 25th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
wow, only one person votes for fisher. Sorry but fisher’s only sneaky. Imagine 50 billion soldiers vs. an ant. For those of you who say the ant… your right! Jk MC FOREVA
April 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
You can’t have these two face-off unless you account for the updates the Splinter Cell program would implement to reach the time of the Halo games.
Bring Sam’s training and tech up to MC’s timeframe, and you’ve got yourself a match. Otherwise, it’s pathetic to even make this comparison.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Alright MC can throw a tank like a toy!Fisher would pull his nife out and trys to stab MC, MC turns around and implodes Fisher’s skull with ease.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Mc has this one, Sam is stealthy so it will take a few minutes for Mc to draw a bead on him and smoke him. Sam is good but he is no solid snake ya know.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
No! Sam is doing that thing where he climbs between two walls and waits there when cheif shoots the sniper up sam’s A**. MC then takes his pants off and gives Fisher a bl#wjob. Everyopne wins!
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edited for language, admin
April 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am
i have played the splinter cell games and they are very fun but sam fisher gets killed by two bullets from a cia night shift patroll man’s pistol, kinda p#ssy, just think what MC would do to him, when sam tries to ambush him he just grab his arm and twists him onto the ground, knocks him out, and teabags him till he wakes up, at that time he BR’s him in the head, one shot dead, easy MC win
i would love to see MC vs. Ganondorf, that would be great!! - added to the list! Admin
May 9th, 2008 at 12:12 am
sam fisher ofcourse will die, i mean look, MC has a cool armor , the spy doesnt have a armor. so MC can make -100.000.000 shot
and like he will kill the spy 10000 times
May 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Ok. let’s put things into perspective here:
Weaponry:
Sam Fisher: fn7 pistol, sc-20k, shotgun attachment, launcher attachment, sticky shockers, sticky cams, knives, goggles, airfoil rounds, and stealth. even with these, he stands NO chance.
Master Chief: too many that can shred Fisher into tiny pieces.
one word to describe Fisher’s situation:
“SCREWED.”
May 21st, 2008 at 4:43 pm
stealth doesnt help uhhhh MC has a radar by the time sam is in radar his fuckin head would explode hell MC could take him out with 1 shot of the plasma pistol
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May 23rd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
As over rated as i think MC is, Sam Fisher is a tool.
May 25th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
nice on spartan 117
May 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Iv’e never heard of Sam Fisher, but i’m pretty sure the Master Chief would win.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Did you guys know that the MC real name is John? I don’t know his last name though
May 27th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
no contest sam fisher doesent even have armour just a little P.O.S gun the size of a fork which is probably even crappier then the halo 2 magnum
June 5th, 2008 at 10:59 am
masterchief would own. i will say that same baout this that i said about MC vs Solid Snake, MCs armour is futuristic and Sams weapons would not penetrate it end of. if solid snake cannot beat MC then a crappy rip off of solid snake wouldnt either.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
fisher (tries to break his neck)
mc (gut punches him and pulls him inside out by his corn hole(
the end
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:01 am
^ ‘Nuff said.