Nine words women use - And what they really mean
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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July 25th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
That is perfect. Right on the money - I love it! This should be in the
‘Man Handbook’ that you all receive and somehow lose, lol.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Wow…I’ve heard at least 8 of those every night for the last 10 years!
July 25th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I personally use synonyms for number 4) Go Ahead, like “I’m not going to tell you what to do, Do you you want to do” or “Do what you feel is right” or “It’s Your Decision”. It still amazes me after all these years that the male will make the wrong decision, do what he wants and then feign surprise when the female is angry. “But you said I could do what I wanted”!. A-maz-ing!
July 25th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Don’t forget about the one where they tell you that “I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day” - So you don’t get anything since you figure your woman is cool with that - and then when you don’t get flowers/chocolates/jewelry you hear about it for the next 5 years…
July 26th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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July 27th, 2007 at 3:42 am
There would be a lot less problems if women would just communicate instead of expecting the man to always second guess her. Control in this fashion is disrespectful of the man. A woman already calmly controls a man just by being a woman, there is no need to make it more complicated and try to wreck the man with twisted communications.
September 15th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
ShannonR, your words reminds me of the Holy Scriptures, in one of the apostle Paul’s epistles, that wives are to respect their husbands. I am referring to the last part of Ephesians 5:33 that says the wife sees that she reverence her husband. Yet, also Paul admonishes husbands to love their wives. It is in the same book and chapter. Wives, is it possible before God that you ease your underhanded comments or whatever disrespectful comments under your breath? Husbands, I admit, it is not easy in some cases to help around the house. Wives in that case, why don’t you appreciate your husband’s helping around the house even it may not be exactly what you had in mind. For example, he mops the kitchen floor and he did a very good job but not as good as you would normally do when you mop the same floor. Instead of chewing him out, please accept this time the job he has done. Help him in a respectful fashion to improve his quality mopping the kitchen floor. I am just offering up a principle or something that not only floor mopping but other things as well.
April 24th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
well, now aint this interesting. I’m only 17, and i’ve heard every last one of these words, from a woman that is. And trust me, they are SCARY!!! especially the one known as whatever. I dont like that coming from my mom…*strange face*