Last Man Standing: Round 1
November 26, 2008 by admin
You asked for it, so here it is:
Set up any scenario you want, if you think any of the combatants would pair up or not - The question is, between Kratos, Master Chief, Superman, Lobo, Kharn, Cyrpto 137, Goku and Chuck Norris, who emerges from this epic match? and most importantly, HOW DO THEY DO IT?
wow this is great!! I would think my final four would be Superman, Goku, MC, and Kratos. I believe superman and goku would be far to powerful for MC to be able to beat so he would fall and Kratos wouldn’t be able to beat either of them either. So between Goku and superman I have to say the winner would be Goku because he gets more powerful as he battles and would eventually be too powerful for superman to beat.. It would be a long battle but the winner is GoKu
winner: Goku
My GOD the mayhem. I need to think about this one for a little bit. Of course my monney initially goes to my golden childe, the maniac Kharn, but in truth its more out of faith/hope than logic. Ill need a little bit to figure this one out.
The rality is that Lobo might be able to outlast them all, but with the graces of the Blood God (who, no doubt is going to love this bloodbath) IF Kharn is felled, he would just be brought back. Being able to outlast even the mighty Lobo. The Berzerker would return stronger.
Faster.
Meaner.
Angrier.
Yea, being the only one with a universal diety sponsirship, my money is on Kharn.
…oh the humanity.
ok lets say we do this up and down so its
Crypto vs lobo
superman vs chief
goku vs chuck
kharn vs kratos
-crypto loses…terribly
-chief cant win this one its superman…and besides the only person here he COULD beat would be crypto
-goku kills himself becouse of the immense pain chuck is giving him from looking at him…
-kharn murders kratos…
now its lobo vs superman and chuck vs kharn
lobo is immortal isnt he? so yeah ill say he wins…
within the first FOUR seconds kharn is asking for the god emporers forgivness
now its lobo vs chuck…when the final match begins lobo is nowhere to be found…seven years later they find him in the fetal position crying in a dark corner in a house in the outskirts of africa. (if superman won then you can replace lobo with superman…)
WINNER: CHUCK NORRIS!
@swifterdeath
LOLZROFLSTOMPED!!!!
That was great. Made everyone swing by my cubicle to see what was so damned funny.
first off crypto would pwn mc with either the zap o matic or the disintergrator ray…or he could even just use his tele powers and throw mc a really far distance…anyway mc gets killed first then crypto tries to levitate kharn but gets cut in half then chuck norris tries to punch goku but goku does kahmehameha and destroys chuck then kratos cuts lobo into a million pieces while kharn bites krato’s head off and as for superman…well id reckon kharn and goku would take care of him
sorry for my mess up earlier…yes i know it was funny…BUT
actually what happens is when everyone shows up for this huge battle they notice someones not here…
SUDDENLY chuck norris walks in within a millisecond here it what is happening…
Kharne-
is trying to get in contact with the tau going to ask if they can get him out of here he will join the greater good
Crypto-
is beaming himself backto his ship
Kratos-
is helping hang goku
Goku-
is being hung willingly by kratos while prepareing a (insert hama whatever here)
superman-
is swallowing some krypto…stuff cant remember name
Lobo-
is finding his way to garbage compactor
Masterchief-
is placing a dummy in his position while he attempts a escape.
now what happens to them after this millisecond is over?
Kharne-
is half melted by chuck coughing in his general direction and is continueing to melt
crpyto-
is crashed and dying threw lack of flying skills becouse chuck glanced in his general direction
Kratos-
is killed by goku
Goku-
is hung by kratos
Superman-
dying becouse only two things can kill superman…
krypto…whatever and chuck norris…in this case chuck got to him first…or actually just thought ‘i wonder what it would be like if superman slowly died?’…so it happened
Lobo-
is being compacted in the open…becouse chuck thought it would be fun to whatch
MC-
is without air since chuck took a deep breath sucking in all the air within a four mile radius…
winner…:chuck!
well that was the second scenario heres the third and most likly…
chuck never makes it and while the other seven are either winning or losing he is sitting at his house killing a messanger boy sent to bring him…that night he is declared the winner after kharne rips apart superman. no one questions why chuck won….ever
depening on the superman i think he would win,although lobo is immortal.
Chuck Norris will snap his finger and then everyone’s heart will explode.
Okay, so at th start there is a massive general melee at th start leaves 3 survivors; superman, Lobo and Goku. Superman and Lobo have fought together in the past and so they team up and kill the saiyan. Then Superman and Lobo sqaure off, however the 2 of them have comparable powers and so they fight for several long days. Then Superman tells Lobo about his “love” of dolphins by saying “Argh, I’m never going to see another dolphin again if I have to fight you till the end of eternity”and Lobo refuses to fight a fellow dolphin lover anymore. Then as he stands up and starts to walk away Suoerman uses his lazer vision to burn lobos head off then while lobo is regenerating Superman grabs him and flys into space where he launches Lobo into the heart of the sun.
so you say kharn will die?
Kharn would win this. After putting what everyone can truly do together, it just doesn’t match up any other way. Kharne owns them all.
Kharne owns this match
Chuck Norris!
There are too many methods he could use to win…
1) Roundhouse kicks.
2) Staring at his opponents until they explode.
3) He tells to die, and they sure as hell listen. Nobody ignores Chuck Norris.
4) He uses his beard to kill them.
5) He deflects their weapons with his beard, and every contender’s head explodes out of sheer amazement.
6) He sends a picture of himself to the contest, and everyone of them commits suicide to avoid the consequences.
…………………
Endless list.
Ultimate victor: Chuck Norris, without breaking a sweat.
1.mc and chuck are the same OR mc is chucks grand^10 son.
2. Chuck can never lose agianst anything, not even a direct hit from an atom bomb.
3. Atom bombs are not real, the japness just frogot to give chuck his eggroll.
3. One galxey with this much kick @$$ness would cause a black hole so big that suns would be sucked in in a matter of seconds.
4. Chuck norris wins by forfit, no matter who shows up.
did anyone ever notice that rob zombie looks just like lobo…….hmmmmmmm……. you never see them in the same place……………hmmmmmm……………………….. could they be the same person…
now that rob zombie/lobo knows that you know, you will probably be killed
Hey Admin, you should post another group fight battle today…they seem to be the most interesting
I should have added doomsday to this fight just for colour
I say Goku sarts his hours of grunting howling and powering up just to be ripped apart by Lobo’s gutting hook and Gorechild, MC gives Crypto a face full of plasma grenade, Chuck breaks MC’s head off, Superman and Kratos kill each other in an earth shattering stand off, leaving Kharn Chuck and Lobo to tear the universe apart fighting each other and anything else they see untill the damage they cause destroys existance
@PaPPa JUDAS - “I should have added doomsday to this fight just for colour”
I think he would have been a better selection than Chuck. People cant seem to go beyond him on these duscussions. If you would have done that, I’d share your veredict without Chuck in the equation. After the dust settles from this massive mayhem, Kharn and Lobo would pretty much be enganged in eternal combat. Laying waste anything they make their battleground at the time, much like the other combatants of this grand melee.
The amount of bloodshed these two would cause would make Khorne happy indeed.
im gonna change my original decision, i think lobo would beat superman
i would say depending on the superman,he could win.
the only problem i see here is lobocuz he cant die.so supes would have to drop him off somewhere he cant fight him.
“the only problem i see here is lobocuz he cant die.so supes would have to drop him off somewhere he cant fight him.”
Thats the same scenario as Kharn, the Blood God just keeps resurecting him. I doubt Supes could deal with both Lobo AND Kharn, which is why I say those two will come to be the final match that would simply last for an eternity.
the reason i say that is because superman is FTL,has lightspeed reaction,and has survived super nova like attacks.
i mean even with magic it would still be hard to kill him.
Doomsday seems to have managed to do just that with brute force.
“In the space of only a few issues of the Superman comic book series, Doomsday battled Superman in a titanic struggle, leading the hero to conclude that the creature would only continue to attack relentlessly and endlessly, with no urge for surrender. It all culminated in Superman (vol. 2) #75, where in an act of self-sacrifice, Superman refused to give up despite taking serious wounds and running low on stamina. The fight raged to the bitter end, where the two combatants each struck a simultaneous, fatal blow, leaving both of them lifeless in front of the Daily Planet building in Metropolis.”
A fight with either Lobo or Kharn would amount to the same scenario. Individuals whom he cannot stop, but could match his powers and certainly outlast him or Doomsday. The carnage would drive Supes to do the same sacrifice…
Exhaust himself to death.
thats why i said depending on superman,the version you mean is post crisis who was nerfed for some reason,im also pretty sure that superman only had his metabolism slowed down so that he would live.
besides that doomsday is also able to adopt to any attack.
ok i got a list of some of his feats.
blows earth back intoo the right place.
http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pc1dc4.jpg
damage from a super sneeze.
http://img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pctr7.jpg
trillions of miles in a second.
http://img72.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pc1bc4.jpg
A Super Nova only dazes Superman for a micro second. He then finds himself in an unknown solar system and proceeds to drill his way to the center of a planet: