Chuck Norris Vs Indiana Jones
November 27, 2008 by admin
Classic match here. Before everyone goes spouting off on Chuck sayings, take a look at the characters and how they are in their movies. Yes, Chuck kicks ass.
But -
Indy always wins in the end despite all of his failures along the way.
I see the fight lasting about twenty minutes with Chuck dominating the entire fight until the very end where Indiana gets him with a right hook to the jaw…
POW!
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Lol this would end up like when he fought that guy near the helicopter…INDY FTW CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS BALLS
so indy always wins? dosent master chief also….therefore meaning that master chief beats vader, sion and everyone else he would have lost against…
chuck wins this…
all chuck has to do is look in indy mans direction and a hurrican will start…inside indiana jones heart…
winner: chuck
Indy always wins, because he’s never faced Chuck Norris before.
”angles sang out in an inmackulant chorus and down from the heavens descended chuck noris who delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones” chuck wins and then kills batman with his theighs
oh man i forgot chuck did defeat indy
“and gandolf the grey and gandolf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight benito mussolini and the blue meaine cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop terminator captain kirk darth vader lo pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock dock ock and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris and his cowboy ass” lol
The conception of this match has made England and France into third world countries…
How? lol
No way 5 Chucks vs an old guy.
yes you heard me…5 chucks.
He will open 4 cans of woop-ass on him and 4 more chuck norrises jump out.
Chuck has no chance. All the lame “facts” out of the way, Indy’s sucker-punch dominates Chuck’s roundhouse kick.