Suggested by Prime Chaos
Now this is movie I’d want to see. For this match Alucard does not have his reality warping powers. Even with that power not available to him, I think the “Twilights” live as long as they keep Alucard from being bored. Once that’s done, they are finished.
What say you?
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December 20, 2009
#1
well but its not likely alucard will fight the cullens for one thing the cullen’s are in america not his jurisdiction and second i dont think the cullen will attack him first if he is in america but if tney do fight well i guess they better convince the count that they are worth sparing
by fighting to his satisfaction
January 3, 2010
#2
Yeah. But alucard hardly ever cares abour boreders and that kinda stuff. I mean he has attacked his own people and maraudered people for the fun of it. Plus he hates ‘insults to vampires’ as he would class the Twatlight vampires as. If anything its not a matter of will he/wont he kill them … its a matter of how and when.
January 4, 2010
#3
Great articles & Nice a site….
January 12, 2010
#4
Alucard F@#$KS up sparkling fagpires.
January 12, 2010
#5
Alucard will f@#k ‘em up.
January 12, 2010
#6
Cullen could be taking a vacation in wales…
January 13, 2010
#7
Oh god this isn’t even a contest… Alucard’s decapitated head could take out the entire sparkling universe in a heartbeat blindfolded… This would be embarrassing to watch if they didn’t deserve it oh soooooooooooo much XD
February 5, 2010
#8
This isn’t even a competition..Alucard would easily kill every twilighter within mere hours…I actually would feel kind of bad for the sparkling little beyotches…
Hell….
Even Father Alexander Anderson could take em on and kill them all in just hours…
Even that priest vampire would kill em all!!! >.<
March 12, 2010
#9
“Even Father Alexander Anderson could take em on and kill them all in just hours…”
Well, yeah.
Anderson is like, Catholic Superman.
March 12, 2010
#10
“This isn’t even a competition..Alucard would easily kill every twilighter within mere hours…I actually would feel kind of bad for the sparkling little beyotches…”
The only way this could take hours was if he had to run about and kill every sentinent being in the entire Twilightverse. If it’s only the failed abominations the “story” revolves around that needs to be killed, he needs less than one sec.
March 25, 2010
#11
Do I even need to debate? Alucard ftw.
May 10, 2010
#12
Ummm…I feel sorry for the sparkling fags.
Alucard solo’s with a smile on his face. An entire earth Genocide with in the day or so.
Hell…Luke Valentine could kill the twilights!!! >.<
Millennium invading Twilight would be hilarious though (even though it would be as bloody as f*ck*)
May 10, 2010
#13
alucard wins hands down (he uses his foot yes foot not feet)
May 19, 2010
#14
alucard hands down
May 28, 2010
#15
This is not a fight.
This is a slaughter.
July 18, 2010
#16
“All has been said but not all have said it”
Alucard nominated for win.
August 2, 2010
#17
twilight for the fp award
August 2, 2010
#18
You’re just trying to be an ass aren’t you Chuck?
August 2, 2010
#19
Lmfao…….
Fag xD
August 3, 2010
#20
Alucard for the stomp award.
Have fun debating for a twilight win.
August 3, 2010
#21
Obviously the cullens can’t be matched.I don’t think alucard’s guns could come close to hurting them thier skin is like granite and they’re way to fast and smart to be caught by a gun plus if you add Alice sight seeing edward’s mind reading and Jasper’s mood reading there’s no way They couldn’t predict every move alucard would make even without Bella protecting them and using her shield the cullens are wayy to intuitive and amazing to be overtaken by alucard
-C I
August 3, 2010
#22
Oh lord…
Stop…
August 3, 2010
#23
@Chuck Inglish
Try to use punctuation more, it gives your comments more credibility and makes you look like less of a retard.
“I don’t think alucard’s guns could come close to hurting them thier skin is like granite”
Really? You have no idea what you talking about. Have you even seen what happens to rock when it gets hit by a bullet? It shatters, into thousands of little pieces.
“they’re way to fast and smart to be caught by a gun”
What proof do you have that shows Edward or the rest of his Sparkle Gang members dodging bullets? Dodging bullets being fired from an insanely powerful vampire nonetheless.
“if you add Alice sight seeing edward’s mind reading and Jasper’s mood reading there’s no way They couldn’t predict every move alucard would make”
Having the ability to predict a Alucard’s movements doesn’t automatically give them the victory. If they can’t react fast enough to what Alucard is doing (and trust me, they can’t), their “advantage” is useless.
“-C I”
Are you actually copying the Pondering Fool’s thing? Wow you really are a piece of work aren’t you?
August 3, 2010
#24
Dudes and dudettes
I was only seeing what you were going to say,ofcourse I know alucard anihilates the cullens so sorry if I offended any of you
-C i
August 3, 2010
#25
…………………..Then I suggest you stop putting initials at the end of each of your comments.
August 3, 2010
#26
@The sorrow Sorry dude
-C i
August 3, 2010
#27
Fine don’t heed my warning.
August 3, 2010
#28
OKie dokie
-C i
August 3, 2010
#29
lol the initial thing isn’t exclusive to one person, there’s people that post their name or initial on youtube comments.
Granted, Inglish hasn’t been doing it since he started posting like Fool has, and is likely doing it to screw with you Sorrow, or anyone that bothers to ask him to quit. But it’s not anyone one person’s bit to claim, and it doesn’t add or take anything away from a good or bad comment.
August 3, 2010
#30
@Sparks
I don’t appreciate you making fun of me
-C i
August 3, 2010
#31
It does make him look like a copycat.
August 3, 2010
#32
“It does make him look like a copycat.”
The greatest compliment is copying.
August 3, 2010
#33
@TheSorrow
No question, Fool was the first (that i’ve seen) to bring the initial thing into Factpile. But, that’s not really specific enough to ‘warn’ Chuck for. But, he’s probably not to serious about in any case.
@Inglish
“I don’t appreciate you making fun of me”
Quit saying dumb shit in every thread you comment on, and you’ll find you won’t get made fun of
August 3, 2010
#34
@sparks
I’ve never said any dumb shit
August 3, 2010
#35
“Obviously the cullens can’t be matched.I don’t think alucard’s guns could come close to hurting them thier skin is like granite and they’re way to fast and smart to be caught by a gun plus if you add Alice sight seeing edward’s mind reading and Jasper’s mood reading there’s no way They couldn’t predict every move alucard would make even without Bella protecting them and using her shield the cullens are wayy to intuitive and amazing to be overtaken by alucard”
“So I nominate watchmen for the fp award”
“I’ve never said any dumb shit”
-C i
Yeah, you’ve said some highly retarded stuff lol, it’s all there. So quit doing that, and you won’t get any issues back at you.
August 3, 2010
#36
@sparks
If your dumbass read the post I posted after that comment you’d know I only said that for giggles
-C I
August 3, 2010
#37
“Chuck inglish(me) pwns both while eating hot dog bun”
“Manhattan disintegrate’s the whole justice league team”
“That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college”
“twilight for the fp award”
“hold the phone and the mayo” — multiple times
“If your dumbass read the post I posted after that comment you’d know I only said that for giggles”
My points were that you have and do say dumb things, I wasn’t debating the sincerity of them. Dane Cook is a supposed comic, but he says retarded things all the same. The attempts aren’t the issue, it’s the fact that you say -DUMB SHIT- very frequently
..so quit it
August 3, 2010
#38
@sparks I only said that stuff for shits and giggles dude.what are you not understanding, on the serious tip you need to stop taking stuff so serious and take a chill pill
-Chuck inglish
And I forgot to mention that hold the phone and mayo is my catch phrase
-C I
August 3, 2010
#39
” I only said that stuff for shits and giggles dude.what are you not understanding, on the serious tip you need to stop taking stuff so serious and take a chill pill”
Clearly you didn’t read my post.
I acknowledged you were joking, that doesn’t make what you said anything more than dumb though lol.
Plus, intentionally trying to stir up comments makes you a troll and/or attention seeker, which is pretty dumb in itself.
“you need to stop taking stuff so serious and take a chill pill” – mo’ dumb stuff
Stop it Charles
August 3, 2010
#40
Well exuuuuuuuuuse me for making stupid posts
-C i
August 3, 2010
#41
@Sparks
Woa there! Your new avatar had me lost, and who might the new chap be?
August 3, 2010
#42
“Stop it Charles”
STOP IT, STOP IT CHARLES!!!
August 3, 2010
#43
@Envoy
it’s Adam Jensen from the upcoming game Deus Ex: Human Revolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6JTvzrpBy0
(excuse any worthless Youtube advertisements)
Anyway, I’ll likely change it sooner than later, I like the cyborg in sunglasses combo, but the thumbnail came out where it’s kind of hard to notice the cyborg eye-edges or forehead imprints. But, until I find something else, it’ll do.
August 3, 2010
#44
@ Laharl
What is your gravatar a picture of?
August 3, 2010
#45
“STOP IT CHARLES”
and my name isn’t Charles it’s CHUCK!!
August 3, 2010
#46
“What is your gravatar a picture of?” Laharl and Etna.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ldkJQrZFI
“and my name isn’t Charles it’s CHUCK!!” STOP IT CHARLES!
August 3, 2010
#47
@Chuck
(for giggles)
Can I call you:Chuckie,Chucker,Chuckero,Chuckerston?
August 3, 2010
#48
@Sparks
Yeah I saw that trailer a few days ago, it just dawned on me that your gravatar was A.J.
Gawd I shood sleep…..
gnight pilers
August 3, 2010
#49
@Laharl
Thank you.
August 3, 2010
#50
Easy on the mayo, and hold the phone
@Lamb of GOD yea it doesn’t matter
@everyone
My name is CHUCK not CHARLES!!!!!
-C i
August 3, 2010
#51
“My name is CHUCK not CHARLES!!!!!”
Whatever you say Chuckie
Do you look like this in real life?
http://www.bargainmeister.com/images/stories/Chuck.gif
August 3, 2010
#52
*Chuckles* This is getting interesting.
August 3, 2010
#53
“My name is CHUCK not CHARLES!!!!!
-C i” STOP IT CHARLES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
August 3, 2010
#54
“Do you look like this in real life?”
Hell no!! But the question is do you look like this in real life http://twicsy.com/i/3FNJe
August 3, 2010
#55
Say, it got me thinking…any relation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
August 3, 2010
#56
“Hell no!! But the question is do you look like this in real life http://twicsy.com/i/3FNJe”
Never heard of that fool.
Say *Cheese* Chuck. =)
August 3, 2010
#57
Speaking of RL pics, here is Sparks. The man behind the awesome factpiler:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/126391071_f6567a1e77.jpg
…
August 3, 2010
#58
“Speaking of RL pics, here is Sparks. The man behind the awesome factpiler:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/126391071_f6567a1e77.jpg”
The only thing I can say to you after that is…………YOUR A NERD!
August 3, 2010
#59
That’s a good thing, rite?
August 3, 2010
#60
@Sparks
Do you really Fuck on the First Date?
(P.S I know that isn’t you)
August 3, 2010
#61
“Speaking of RL pics, here is Sparks. The man behind the awesome factpiler:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/126391071_f6567a1e77.jpg”
Hahahahahahahahahaha
“Say cheese chuckie”
Don’t fuck with the CHUCK!!!
August 3, 2010
#62
@ Chuckie
1) I’m calling you “Chuckie” forever.
2) I just did mess with you.
3) Hahahaha.
August 3, 2010
#63
“That’s a good thing, rite?”
Yes.
and……………..
I wear glasses and turtleneck shirts so I am a Nerd to.
NERDS FTW!
August 3, 2010
#64
@Lamb of God
dude you wear turtle necks ??? Hahahaha
August 3, 2010
#65
@Lamb of God
dude you wear turtle necks ??? Hahahaha
-C i
August 3, 2010
#66
@Chuckie
Yes I truly do. I am proud of being a nerd.
And here are others that are devoted to being a nerd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwyKrcCW_Dw&feature=related
1:30 to the end
Again I say proudly NERDS FTW!