Suggested by Prime Chaos
Now this is movie I’d want to see. For this match Alucard does not have his reality warping powers. Even with that power not available to him, I think the “Twilights” live as long as they keep Alucard from being bored. Once that’s done, they are finished.
What say you?
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November 13, 2009
#1
Hm… Considering I know little of either, I think Alucard will win.
1) If he’s like other Alucards, he’s either is the son of Dracula, or Dracula himself.
2) I heard he can reform from a puddle of blood.
November 13, 2009
#2
Oh, the slaughter would be so hilarious to watch.
November 13, 2009
#3
Well, this is a good night for Alucard to drink! lololololol! Twilight better start tap dancing to stay alive. The second Alucard gets bored it’s going to be a beautiful bloody massacre. Yes I said beautiful!
November 13, 2009
#4
I disagree. The reason is i know little of either topic but if Alucard can die like most vampires couldn’t the werewolf dude from twilight take him down. Again I know little on each character/movies or books. So I am just pitching it out..
November 13, 2009
#5
wheres my popcorn???such a slaughter deserves to be enjoyed with popcorn.
November 13, 2009
#6
oh this I would pay to see. Granted it wouldn’t be as fun without the shape shifting powers, but still quite humorous.
“wheres my popcorn???such a slaughter deserves to be enjoyed with popcorn.”
would you like a drink with that sir? my treat.
November 13, 2009
#7
“but if Alucard can die like most vampires”
And there you have it people.
Alucard can’t die like most vampires, that’s what makes Alucard Alucard.
He’s just plain epic.
November 13, 2009
#8
for those who dont know much about alucard
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alucard_(Hellsing)
he is dracula hence then name, its backwards he has survived multiple gunshots, stabbings and even beheading with no lasting problem for him, in most cases he finds amusing hoping the challenger can give him a real fight and when they cant measure up to his standards he gets pissed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUfYKb4nriY
November 13, 2009
#9
Isn’t the only way to kill Alucard by making him believe he does not exist? And I am pretty sure the Cullens won’t be able to manage that discussion after their bodies have been thoroughly lobotomized…….
- the pondering fool
November 13, 2009
#10
I think alucard would get so unbelievably pissed for these sorry excuse for sparkly campy campi, i mean vampire…. death to all who disgrace the nos feratu!
November 13, 2009
#11
“couldn’t the werewolf dude from twilight take him down”
Jacob is not a true werewolf, he’s a shapeshifter. i’m pretty sure at least that’s what those “books” suggest.
November 13, 2009
#12
Spare the babe…
November 13, 2009
#13
no, she is the first to die…. stupid stupid girl….
November 13, 2009
#14
If this is alucard vs everyone from the twilight mythos then that hundreds of fighting and killing machines.
he goin die
November 13, 2009
#15
what drugs are you on Rybiter… because you got problems if you think that
November 13, 2009
#16
“If this is alucard vs everyone from the twilight mythos then that hundreds of fighting and killing machines.
he goin die”
not really it wouldnt matter if there where thousands of them, he would just destroy them all laughing while he does
November 13, 2009
#17
@rybuter
look into alucard a little bit, and into his world, and you will see just how powerful he is, true the sheer mass of those people could ripp him limb from limb and burn him but he would just laugh at them and, given a few minutes, reform
November 13, 2009
#18
*If this is alucard vs everyone from the twilight mythos then that hundreds of fighting and killing machines.
he goin die*
the cullens rip apart alucard limb for limb until hes reduced to nothing more then a splash of blood.edward cullen sees weird movement in the blood and gets on his knees to inspect the puddle of blood as he proceeds a hand with a gun appears.the gun penatrates its way into edwards mouth destroying all his teeth in the process and forces the gun down his throat.now alucard completely revives himself from the puddle of blood with a disgusted face on his look and he says:
is this the best you got?you call yourself a true vampire?you are pathetic scum…pathetic sparkling scum but scum nonetheless.
alucard proceeds and pulls the trigger completely destroying the body and innards of edward cullen…as his fellow family members wait for their son to come back they soon realize it will not happen.in fury mother cullen charges at alucard only to be impaled on alucards arm alucard rips his arm out of her body and emptys his magazine on her and simply says:
scum like you calling yourself vampires have no place on this world…*reloads gun*…i shall make sure that every trace every little dot of blood shall be destroyed and i will enjoy doing it…
alucard points his finger towards Carlisle Cullen and says:
youre next….no dont worry…this wont hurt….much.
November 13, 2009
#19
Alucard doesn’t even need to remove the restrictions on his power to win this one.
November 13, 2009
#20
@pf no reality warping powers
November 13, 2009
#21
“@pf no reality warping powers”
? Well, in the series, he gets decapitated and such, and still comes back alive. I did not know that “making him believe he doesn’t exist” was the only way to kill him? How else are the cullens suppose to eliminate him? Sure as hell, it isn’t going to be through a physical blow.
- the pondering fool
November 13, 2009
#22
it never really states how to kill him, but only a man could do it, come to think of it noone hit him with a stake like they did when they first killed him did they?
November 13, 2009
#23
beheading stake through the heart and in sunlight all at the same time wouldnt kill alucard and he has so much power on his side he could let twilight have there best shot and then regenarate laugthing
November 13, 2009
#24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nz_QRkwyQ0 about 2.30 mins in
November 13, 2009
#25
so if alucard was immortal to begin with, he wouldnt have had to eat the cat boy, so there must have been someway to kill him before his reality altering powers, he said only a human could do it, so twilight vamps are still screwed
November 13, 2009
#26
I could have sworn in the trailer for twilight one of the vampires punched another through a tree.
November 13, 2009
#27
There isn’t going to be much blood about, unless Alucard lets the Meyerpires rage on him for awhile to demonstrate his nigh-invincibility. The Twilight vamps don’t even have blood, unless they’ve recently fed. Otherwise, they’re just empty, sparkling, stony husks lubricated with vampire juice.
November 13, 2009
#28
LOL.
So many 1 sided fights going on, and so many fanboys and haters, I think I’ll call this place “FailPile”.
We need a real good fight, I don’t actually think this place fails. But you get my point.
November 13, 2009
#29
emos… booo…. i wish they would quit talking about it and go ahead and do it… (Joke, please dont kill yourself… just go to a cave)
November 13, 2009
#30
“I could have sworn in the trailer for twilight one of the vampires punched another through a tree.”
doesnt matter if they have the strength to punch through ten tree’s there still no match for alucard.
Only a man he has made his mission in life and is pious enough can hope of defeating alucard such as van helsing, who had to travel from country to country destroying his castle’s and servants, until alucard or dracula as he was at the time was alone and weak and then this is when van helsing struck him down but this did not even kill him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epol6eXdcnk&feature=related
November 13, 2009
#31
1 sided this may be overpowered guest. But, many of us wish to see the false vampires destroyed by a true vampire. One who has the sheer amount of power to obltierate the entire Twilight series into non-existence. Also NEVER INSULT FACTPILE!
@SS
“so if alucard was immortal to begin with, he wouldnt have had to eat the cat boy, so there must have been someway to kill him before his reality altering powers, he said only a human could do it, so twilight vamps are still screwed.”
Before gaining Reality Warping powers and returning from non-existence Alucard had about 3 million or so souls collected from every single person he has drunk blood from.
To totally beat Alucard before he gained reality warping powers and what not you would have to destroy every single one of those souls and then kill him one final time.
Needless to say that would be impossible. So just sit back and watch this glorious bloodbath of sparkly scum.
@Rybiter
Crack is not good for you. You need to get help. Theirs a few online help centers to help crack addicts like yourself.
November 13, 2009
#32
Its against my religon and moral code to vote for, watch and accociate myself with twilight its for f@gs and 12 year old girls. It sucks period id vote the care bears over twilight.
November 13, 2009
#33
Sorry to desapoint some of your more interasting battle sences, but the twilight vampires can only be killed if burned. Not saying they’d win, but I have stated my love hate relationship for twilight. Also, if only a human could kill him, then how about one of twilight’s vampire/human breeds? That could keep him enteratined… For a bit…
November 13, 2009
#34
@Onesidedfight-Or Alucard can simply devour them with his hell hound ability, shatter them with limitless strength since I’ve read somewhere that twilight vampires have rock like skin but that also makes them brittle, or shoot them to pieces with his effectively anti-tank guns, build a bon fire, and toss the pieces in.
November 13, 2009
#35
@OSDFight
Yeah…scum that can only be killed by burning. Uh huh. What about Alucards super guns eh?
These guns of Alucards are powerful enough to obliterate Hellsing Universe Vampires in one shot and obliterate their bodies. The sheer power of these guns can blow limbs off regular humans. Also Alucard rarely misses. The entire Twilight universe will burn in the fires of HELL! ALUCARD WINS!
November 13, 2009
#36
oh sorry for the double post. But, heres the two guns specs.
Name: Hellsing ARMS454 Casull Auto ‘Joshua’
Calibre: .454 Casull (11.53×35mm)
Ammunition: Silver Explosive
Made by: Hellsing Arms Weapons Industrials Co. Ltd.
Used by: Arucard
Joshua is the first custom handgun made by Hellsing, specifically designed by Walter. It’s essentially a very big gun handgun, with a length of 39cm. It’s chambered for the mighty .454 Casull round, which finds use primarily in hunting large game, such as deer and bears. Of course, these bullets are special, being made out of silver obtained from melted holy relics, with an exploding property as well, making for a rather devestating cartridge against the legions of the night. The clips only hold about six bullets, seven with a shell in the chamber.
Name: Hellsing ARMS 13mm Auto ‘Jackal’
Calibre: 13mm
Used by: Arucard
Jackal was made after Arucard’s first encounter with Anderson – in fact, it likely was specifically designed with him in mind, considering the ‘Jesus Christ is in Heaven, Now!’ engraved on the side. Though the gun looks essentially the same, with the same overall length of 39cm, it’s radically different, being made from pure silver, weighing 16kg. Obviously, no human could possibly use this gun. The breech also faces the left, instead of the right, though its clips can hold the same amount of bullets that Joshua’s are capable of. The bullets are different as well, being a slightly bigger 13mm, with a gold casing, a reinforced core for armor penetration, and each bullet being baptized. Of course, they still share the same explosive quality.
November 14, 2009
#37
Like I said, those guns would help kill the vampires, but the vampires in twilight need to be torn to pieces and then those pices burned, otherwise they come back. This has not been shown in the books, but both sides talk about it. Then again, I could be mixing up twilight powers with other vampires, I’d have to check. Oh well, Arucard should get a flamethower just for fun.
November 14, 2009
#38
he wouldnt need it he probably could just create fire by his will
November 14, 2009
#39
Twilight vampires do possess a troll-like resilience to recover from virtually any injury except those inflicted by fire. This is because even if their body parts are ripped apart, they will continue to move and can put themselves back together. For example, if a Meyerpire was drawn and quartered, the severed arms and limbs would keep wobbling, and would try to make it back to the body.
Meyerpires don’t “heal” the way that normal humans do, I’m pretty sure. Their bodies are “frozen in time” and “incapable of changing” which means no mitosis, which means cells don’t reproduce and regenerate.(Of course, this runs into conflict with some other things established, like how Edward is virile. Meyer does not do the research.) I’m pretty sure that they need human blood to truly regenerate themselves, rather than just stick a severed limb back into place. I’m not entirely sure; we aren’t given very many examples of vampires being torn apart and put back together, though “Breaking Dawn” indicates this could be done to a vampire and they would recover from it without permanent damage.
Fire solves these problems, as ashes can’t keep moving. Any fire. Meyerpires burn just as easily as humans do, and it would be a small matter for Alucard to build a bonfire.
In fact, he could probably procure a nuclear bomb somewhere and use that to wipe out the Twiverse. The intense heat and radiation of the blast would obliterate the Meyerspires in one swoop, and even if Alucard is somehow caught in the blast, it won’t kill him permanently.
Even barring that, Alucard has too much durability and ability to recover for the Twiverse to handle. He’ll take them down solo, one by one by one, unless there are NONE.
Write up your will, Meyerpires. Your funeral pyre has been arranged.
November 14, 2009
#40
“Or Alucard can simply devour them with his hell hound ability, shatter them with limitless strength since I’ve read somewhere that twilight vampires have rock like skin but that also makes them brittle, or shoot them to pieces with his effectively anti-tank guns, build a bon fire, and toss the pieces in.”
Sorry to double post, but I forgot about this.
Meyerpires do indeed have brittle, stone like skin. According to the author, every cell in their body is transformed into a single facet of a crystal-like substance with prism like-qualities, with diamond-like strength, and they are repeatedly compared to “granitie” “marble” and “stone.” Logically, this should mean that their skin is also very brittle and would shatter with sufficient impact, as stone is neither as flexible as human skin nor as malleable. In fact, the author seems to imply that the only reason Meyerpires can move at all is because a “venom-like substance” lubricates their cells. So, Meyerpires should be brittle, but then again, as this is from the crazy, physics-raping world of Stephenie Meyer’s demented logic, nothing can be for sure.
http://www.twilightmoms.com/interviews/stephenie-meyer/stephenie-meyer-answers-questions-from-twilightmoms-members-2/
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/bd_faq.html
http://applesparkles.wikia.com/wiki/Meyerpires
http://applesparkles.wikia.com/wiki/Scientific_Inaccuracies
(BTW, I hope you appreciate this information. You have no idea how many crappy, Twilight-crazed fansites I had to wade through to find actual quotes and sources to provide.)
November 14, 2009
#41
I would thoroughly enjoy watching Alucard rip them apart one by one. The fact that vampires from Twilight sparkle would just piss him off even more. Alucard:”Wtf!? Is that vampire actually sparkling?? Oh, I am so going to so enjoy this.”
November 14, 2009
#42
Okay…THEY CAN ONLY BE KILLED BY FIRE is really starting to piss me off. Headshots anyone? I don’t see how they’ll regenerate from losing their entire head. Heres his powers.
Heres Alucards full list of powers before absorbing Schordinger.
Immortality: Like other vampires, Alucard is immortal in that he does not age. It is also nigh-impossible to injure him in any way that actually compromises his health.
Regeneration: Alucard’s ability to regenerate is greater than any other vampire’s in Hellsing.
His regenerative abilities appear to be without limit; upon being damaged to the extreme, his body simply reverts to the shadow matter that appears to be his basic structure and reforms. Also, he cannot die from being decapitated or staked through the heart as most vampires (or a combination of the two for that matter).
Superhuman senses: Being a vampire grants him considerably enhanced senses.
Incredible accuracy: Alucard can hit targets at great range using handguns while looking the other way.
Superhuman strength: Extent is unknown, but Alucard can physically rip humans apart with ease.[2]
Superhuman speed: He can move faster than can be seen.[2]
Intangibility: The ability to pass through solid objects.[3]
The ability to defy gravity to an uncertain limit.[4] He leaps impossible distances and can travel up vertical surfaces. This power is shared by at least one other vampire (Alhambra), thus it may simply be a basic vampiric ability.
Manipulation of shadows into physical form.
Shapeshifting: Alucard can transform himself or parts of himself into bats, insects, snakes, hellhounds, other human forms including a little girl,[5] and an amorphous mass of darkness.
He has four known human forms each with different characteristics. He seems to be able to harden his body to such a degree that he can shred Alhambra’s cards with ease (these cards could cut through depleted uranium cannon shells with impunity)[6].
The ability to control the weather to an unknown limit, as demonstrated when he covered all of Dover in fog while aboard the H.M.S. Eagle.
Teleportation
Telekinesis: In the manga, Alucard psychokinetically threw six police officers out of the windows and dropped them on flagpoles. Later he made a half-destroyed aircraft cruiser move towards Britain.
This power may also have been employed against Nail-Anderson, as seen when Alucard shatters Anderson’s blade and then burns the thorns surrounding him (Alucard) without being seen to physically destroy them.
Telepathy: In the anime, Alucard can speak telepathically to anyone he chooses, but in the manga, his telepathy appears to be limited to his fledgling.
Mind reading: In the television series, Alucard can read the mind of anyone he chooses. In the manga, this power does not appear to be demonstrated.
Mind control or hypnosis (fans sometimes call it the “sex beam” after a remark from Pip).[7]
Summoning familiars, the souls of those whose blood he has sucked either sprout from his body or swarm about him as an army numbering in the thousands.
These familiars can include animals such as horses and the weapons and abilities that the familiars possessed in life. This ability can only be used when his last seal is released.
This storing of souls serves as a sort of backup against attacks that he normally cannot regenerate against (when Nail-Anderson nearly cut Alucard in half, it destroyed hundreds of Alucard’s familiars but did him no lasting harm).
See the sheer number of them? We all know the scum will get owned but saying the only way to killl a sparkly scum vampire by fire is BS. The bitch who made the scum vampires never researched anything.
Besides, his guns are so powerful they can’t be used by a human being because of the sheer recoil they would smash the wrist.
November 14, 2009
#43
“Okay…THEY CAN ONLY BE KILLED BY FIRE is really starting to piss me off. Headshots anyone? I don’t see how they’ll regenerate from losing their entire head.”
Well I don’t dispute that Alucard will take this, I don’t think decapition would be enough to permanently destroy a Meyerpire. Maybe blowing their bodies into bits or shredding them into mulch, but not just decapitation.
I don’t remember which book it was in, but I believe I “newborn” Meyerpire got his entire head removed, and he kept on fighting, albeit blind then. Also, in the movie, James’s head was snapped, but he didn’t stop fighting until he was literally torn to shreds.
Logically, the Meyerpires should stop moving once their craniums are dislocated, especially if they are really “more science than magic” as the author claims. Unfortunately, Meyer’s severe lack of understanding of basic biology and the logic that motor skills are cut off completely without a brain to run them may be working in the Meyerpire’s favor here. Alucard may blow their brains away, but driven on by the sheer stupidity and lack of scientific research of Twilight, they’ll get back up and keep fighting!
/groans.
November 14, 2009
#44
Meyerpires make no sense. Their bodies have no fluids other then venome, but they’re able to make sperm? WTF?
This fight wouldn’t last very long, unless Alucard decides to prolong the Cullens pain for having the audacity to call themselves vampires.
November 14, 2009
#45
“The ability to defy gravity to an uncertain limit.[4] He leaps impossible distances and can travel up vertical surfaces. This power is shared by at least one other vampire (Alhambra), thus it may simply be a basic vampiric ability.”
alhambra was an enhanced vampire created by millenium, since in ultimate hellsing alucard and sera’s are the only natural vampires to be shown.
“Summoning familiars, the souls of those whose blood he has sucked either sprout from his body or swarm about him as an army numbering in the thousands.”
alucards familiars go up to 3 million, so even more epic.
so if the twilight vampires are able to pull themselves together only means they prolong alucards fun, since he can destroy them over and over until he is bored.
November 14, 2009
#46
“Meyerpires make no sense. Their bodies have no fluids other then venome, but they’re able to make sperm? WTF?”
There are several theories on the matter, each one violating a different principle of physics. I’ve heard theories ranging from that he had some leftovers from the time he was human(100 years ago!) to that vampires actually use VENOM for this purpose. I kid you not: some people think he actually impregnated Bella with VENOM.
Twilight is to science as Xena is to history. The number of goofs in those books could fill a whole page. For example . . .
http://applesparkles.wikia.com/wiki/Scientific_Inaccuracies
Very interesting reading for anyone who wants to know just how badly Meyer screwd up in the writing of these books.
November 14, 2009
#47
WTFH! OMFG! THAT WOMEN HAS NO CONCEPT OF SCIENCE OR LOGIC WHAT SO EVER! God…i feel like getting drunk now. Also AHEM Alucards guns could probably destroy the entire chest area of a Sparkly Scum thing(SST) in one blow. Alucard wins and we get a free show.
Oh someone post this on a Pro-Twilight and Anti-Twilight forum. That would be a great show to watch. I’m sure as hell not gonna do it.
On another silghtly unrealted note Twilight characters are now refererred to as SST’s. Sounds like an STD. lolz
November 14, 2009
#48
“some people think he actually impregnated Bella with VENOM.”
Well I guess Mac Gargan does have some free time on his hands.
Oh,wait you mean the stuff that somehow lubricates their bodies. Gotcha’.
Maybe we could ask Space Marine to make a flash of this fight.
November 14, 2009
#49
^^^That would be so fucking epic. He would need lots and lots of blood.
November 14, 2009
#50
wait, if alucard ate them, then they would just become his familiars, no fire required right?
November 14, 2009
#51
SS you really think Alucard would want those SSts as enslaved souls?
November 14, 2009
#52
The twilights means every single highly powered entity thousands of killing machines from the twilight universe and as a conventional vampire alucard skin may be weaker than any twilight vampire and any twilight can reform from a pile of blood as well.
November 14, 2009
#53
“The twilights means every single highly powered entity thousands of killing machines from the twilight universe and as a conventional vampire alucard skin may be weaker than any twilight vampire and any twilight can reform from a pile of blood as well.”
Clearly, some people do not actually read post, or actually read the book carefully. If my memory serves, from reading the end of the first book (it was painful, trust me), does not Edward kill a Vampire that is threatening Bella by tearing him apart? What would be the point of fighting a being that has the regenerative abilities of Lobo (another kick-ass bounty hunter/genocidal maniac that would carve through Twilight, like a hot knife through butter). No, Twilight Vampires have not shown that ability to regenerate, that is just your fanboyism talking (sorry mate, just being frank with you.).
“(BTW, I hope you appreciate this information. You have no idea how many crappy, Twilight-crazed fansites I had to wade through to find actual quotes and sources to provide.)”
AHEM, you should be made a saint, for venturing into the chaotic darkness that is…Twilight…..
- the pondering fool
November 14, 2009
#54
“The twilights means every single highly powered entity thousands of killing machines from the twilight universe and as a conventional vampire alucard skin may be weaker than any twilight vampire and any twilight can reform from a pile of blood as well.”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
/breaks ribs from laughter.
O..M..G..this is almost as funny as the post Shaun182 made in WH40k vs Nintendo that the nids could be affected by bioweapons.
Go to an online help center you stupid crack addict.
Alucard beaten by twilight.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
November 14, 2009
#55
“Maybe we could ask Space Marine to make a flash of this fight.”
!?
*Throws flash-bang grenade*
November 15, 2009
#56
Alucard won’t even break a sweat in this fight…
November 15, 2009
#57
@Rybiter-I don’t know what you’ve been reading and watching but Alucard is far from an ordinary vampire. He has practically no weaknesses, he tears through practically any opponent like they were made of water, he can control the very shadows around you, he can summon about 3 million familiars to roflstomp the entirety of the twilight verse, he can control the weather, you have to kill him 3 million times, and ith ability of quantum manipulation he’s basically a psychopthic Dr. Manhattan.
November 15, 2009
#58
Alucard will purge the Twlight abominations once and for all.
November 15, 2009
#59
@Rybiter -You’re a complete fool if you think that Twilight has even one quadrillionth of a fraction of a percent of actually beating him.
“The twilights means every single highly powered entity thousands of killing machines from the twilight universe and as a conventional vampire alucard skin may be weaker than any twilight vampire and any twilight can reform from a pile of blood as well.”
BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is gonna stick to you for as long as you stay on this site so I implore you, try not to dig a deeper hole than you already dug.
November 15, 2009
#60
Rybitter, what have you been smoking?
Alucard is by no means a ‘conventional vampire’. This is a man who can laugh off a jet exploding on him. This guy can shrug off barrages of bullets. For an example of the things Alucard can survive, see here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSoUACQMsNI
November 15, 2009
#61
“O..M..G..this is almost as funny as the post Shaun182 made in WH40k vs Nintendo that the nids could be affected by bioweapons.”
that wasnt me that was probably Sean0931 he was arguing for nintendo, i only got into the topic around about when people started discussing gods, so please dont be adding my name to shit, its not like a dont have enough problems on here
November 15, 2009
#62
@prime chaos what number was the post the shaun182 said this coz i would like to find this post to conferm what youve said incase youve made the mastake of sean0931 because i can not find this post
November 15, 2009
#63
@the sorrow, i dont think youve relised that the only way to beat alucard is to perswad him that hes not real, where as u can burn the twilights and that wouldnt even phase alucard, so all he has to do is either will fire into existance or drag the twilights into fire and hold them there, (im pretty shore alucard is stronger in almost every way).
November 15, 2009
#64
I want to see Twilight die…
as soon as is humanly possible
can that be arranged? Im thinking mass book burning?
no?
November 15, 2009
#65
“ith ability of quantum manipulation he’s basically a psychopthic Dr. Manhattan.”
That is such a scary thought……a crazy Dr.M? And Rybitter thinks Twilight actually has a chance? wow….
- the pondering fool
November 15, 2009
#66
Actually PF a special rule of this fight Alucard has no reality warping. Not that he needs it.
Here’s a good one: Alucard vs Silver Surfer vs Doctor Manhattan
November 15, 2009
#67
@Shaun182
I am sorry for putting your name up when it was someone else. I apologize. Still you have to admit that Rybiter’s comment is in that level of sheer fanboyism/stupidity.
As for you Rybiter*narrows his eyes* YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!(not like PF who is well mannered, smart, and a good debater) Seriously check into someone or something before you speak and kill yourself online with a reputation of not knowing all the facts/being a bigass fanboy.
November 15, 2009
#68
Okay its insulting to call the twilight vampires, vampires so can we call them fairies or something since they glitter.
epecially when your discussing a real vampire like alucard, who could just easily rip through not just thousands of twilight creatures, but hundereds of thousands of them even with out his reality bending powers, hell he could do it with one arm and half blind and not break a sweat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vju2mcBacso
when you consider that alucard spends his time battling a group of mystical nazi vampires-millienium one of the best group of villians in anime in my opinion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91zHwM_V3YU
November 15, 2009
#69
This would certainly be a small remedy for those who have been afflicted with the “Twilight” curse.
It would also be something worth watching, as Alucard is known for having as much fun with his opponents as possible. And yes, he would have an exceptional amount of fun with these lesser cousins of his.
November 15, 2009
#70
“As for you Rybiter*narrows his eyes* YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!(not like PF who is well mannered, smart, and a good debater)”.
Guess being polite and intelligent does have its benefits. Too bad not everyone is polite or try to research certain topics…..oh, and thanks Prime Chaos for the compliment.
- the pondering fool (who is nearing 1000 posts)
November 15, 2009
#71
@lord kyle- Oh I have most certainly realized this fact, but I find it impossible for anyone to persuade Alucard that he does not exist. Seriously, do you think that you could persuade even a normal human? You will need pull of some crazy mind tricks on someone to make that work.
November 15, 2009
#72
“Also AHEM Alucards guns could probably destroy the entire chest area of a Sparkly Scum thing(SST) in one blow. Alucard wins and we get a free show.”
Lol, Sparkly Scum Thing! That’s an interesting pseudonym for them. Most people who don’t like Twilight call them something like that. The most widespread one is “Meyerpire” which owes to Meyer thinking that they actually are vampires and destroying the actual mythology.
Anyway, if these guns are indeed regularly used against Hellsing vamps and could shatter a human’s bones with their recoil, then I would have to agree about the chest-area blasting. That would probably leave the SST in question a pile of limps and glittering chunks on the floor, flopping around like a bunch of fish caught on land.
. . . My Lord, that looked amusing in my head. I wonder what Alucard would make of seeing that . . .
November 15, 2009
#73
Form everything I just learned, Alucard and Kharn should be BFFs.
November 15, 2009
#74
I don’t know Alucard, but I have to go with him, because the Twilight vamps suck as characters. They’re pretty strong in combat, but that only makes me want to see them get owned even more.
November 15, 2009
#75
@AHEM
Alucard would laugh insanely and go on to obliterate the SSTs from existence.
@Kenny
OMFG! I just had an image of Alucard empowered by Khorne! The pure epicness…argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EPICNESS! ITS AMAZING!
November 15, 2009
#76
” I just had an image of Alucard empowered by Khorne”
Really? I had an image of Alucard and Kharn giving respek knuckles.
November 15, 2009
#77
Well think about it. He loves war,blood, destruction and hes totally fucking evil. But, he still manages to be totally badass as well. He and Kharn would probably do that. But, think of it man. The King of Vampires empowered by Khorne. From one of the most brutal universes ever concieved by mortals. Then combined with the Power of Alucard. It is epicness beyond words.
November 15, 2009
#78
The image of Kharn bumping fists with Alucard, along with Morpheus fighting Chuck Norris in the background, on top of a giant pile of skulls would destory the universe with its awesomeness.
November 15, 2009
#79
@Kenny
What would you think of an Khorne Empowered Alucard?
November 15, 2009
#80
Awesome and unnecessary for this fight.
November 15, 2009
#81
True…Hell i think Alucards Fledling could eaisly take this fight with the double Harkonnen cannons. Heck nearly any vampire in the HellVerse could.
November 15, 2009
#82
I think old Vlad the Impaler rolls in his grave everytime Twilight is mentioned. Vlad makes the Twilight “bad” vampires look like Teletubies and he was only human…. ish.
November 15, 2009
#83
“I think old Vlad the Impaler rolls in his grave everytime Twilight is mentioned. Vlad makes the Twilight “bad” vampires look like Teletubies and he was only human…. ish.”
True true….the old Wallachian princes….sure do put the fear in the peasants and the Turks…..
- the pondering fool
November 15, 2009
#84
“I think old Vlad the Impaler rolls in his grave everytime Twilight is mentioned. Vlad makes the Twilight “bad” vampires look like Teletubies and he was only human…. ish.”
Isn’t his body ash by now?
In any case, I have to agree. No James or Aro can come close to the villainy of the real thing that inspired it all . . . and the real thing wasn’t even a vampire in the sense we’d think of it.
November 16, 2009
#85
Oh god, it’s almost as if Prime Chaos choose two of a very select few subjects that I hate with a burning passion. I despise Twilight more so I’ll go with Alucard, but even then I’ll feel the taint of that particular series clinging to me until I cleanse myself, most likely by means of purifying flame…..or several consecutive hot showers while scouring myself with a Brillo pad.
November 16, 2009
#86
Also Twilight vamps have a bad tendency of sparkling while delivering some of the worst dialogue of all time.
November 16, 2009
#87
we need to get vlad on here, mayb vlad vs dracula
November 16, 2009
#88
Somewhat related to the topic at hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM
November 16, 2009
#89
@OriginalA
how it should have happened
November 17, 2009
#90
@admin
how about about we keep twilight off the site i mean Twilight sux.
November 17, 2009
#91
“how about about we keep twilight off the site i mean Twilight sux.”
Yeah, it pretty much does. Still, you can’t deny how enjoyable it is to see the Twilight Meyerpires get owned hard.
So, how about Edward Cullen vs. Galactus next?
November 18, 2009
#92
how about what if edward cullen was chained to the floor and the factpilers had a selection of blunt instruments
November 18, 2009
#93
“how about what if edward cullen was chained to the floor and the factpilers had a selection of blunt instruments”
After a very long beating that would most likely tire our arms severely, there would be a load of sparkling fragments on the floor that resemble stone and drip venom.
November 21, 2009
#94
Why is this here? For the lols I hope. I mean a punch of no skill vamps vs a guy that can be omnipresent and can morph his body into dogs…. yeah who wins?
November 24, 2009
#95
I am going to enjoy each and every cullen-fag’s death.
The battle is going to consist of a blur cutting all the twi-fag’s to pieces. Little, tiny, pieces.
December 1, 2009
#96
Not to mention enormous caliber explosive rounds shattering their pieces.
December 1, 2009
#97
Not to mention enormous caliber explosive rounds shattering them into pieces.
December 1, 2009
#98
I have to say that I’m not sure Alucard could lose if he tried…. even as the SSTs ripped his body to shreds, his head would just frown at them in utter dissatisfaction. This all before they found their bodies ripped to shreds of course.
Also, the fact that all his rounds are explosive will hopefully have a little something to say to their resistance to everything but fire. If not, he can just crash a burning SR-71 into the lot.
December 3, 2009
#99
Ok I have several things to say.
firstly: to the people who say that the twatlight (yeah I said it) vampires need to be shredded THEN burned Alucard has explosive ammo for Gods sake! Plus he fought in WWII so Alucard should have a soul of a Nazi flamthrower in there SOMEWHERE which his endless supply of souls.
secondly: Alucard would be pissed at having to fight such as PATHETIC enemy, even the vicar vampire from the first Hellsing could beat the twatlight crew.
thirdly: Alucard can IN NO EVENTUALITY die (unless he were to be killed by a pure hearted human, or convinced he does’nt exist) but pure hearted humans are to weak to get to him, and hes to smart to be convinced he doesnt exist.
and fourthly: to compare the power of twatlight to Alucar … imagine getting the WHOLE of the twatlight crew timsing their power by infinity you would SITLL be struggling to get to so much as 0.0000001% of Alucards most restricted power level.
December 5, 2009
#100
“Plus he fought in WWII so Alucard should have a soul of a Nazi flamthrower in there SOMEWHERE which his endless supply of souls.”
Flamethrower good. I would love to see how the Cullens react when their clothes and hair are set on fire and the bodies they thought were indestructible are burning . . .