Deadpool Vs Samus

Deadpool Vs Samus

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For this fight we have none other than Hall of Fame winner Deadpool (Marvel) going up against 4-time Hall of Fame winner Samus (Metroid).

This fight takes place on Alcatraz.

Who would win?

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96 Comments on "Deadpool Vs Samus"

  1. Rookie December 28, 2013 at 7:06 am -      #1

    Kinda think that this is a stomp in Samus favor, unless we will use “Herald of Galactus” Deadpool:
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/69316/1755075-dptu883oroboroscps025.jpg

  2. Hermit December 28, 2013 at 7:14 am -      #2

    @ Rookie
    .
    In which case it’s a stomp in the other direction?

  3. Rookie December 28, 2013 at 7:17 am -      #3

    @Hermit
    “In which case it’s a stomp in the other direction?”
    -
    Yes. But at least this will be a surprise somewhat. I doubt that many people remembers that Deadpool was a Herald once))))

  4. Glutinous-Bicarbonate December 28, 2013 at 7:25 am -      #4

    What kind of equipment are we giving Samus here?

  5. Laharl December 28, 2013 at 8:10 am -      #5

    Give her the basic and she one shots him if she lands a single hit.

  6. Galorian December 28, 2013 at 8:39 am -      #6

    Won’t he just get back up again?

  7. ZomBoonta Eve Classic December 28, 2013 at 9:15 am -      #7

    “Won’t he just get back up again?”
    -
    Depends on what we use for Samus’ firepower, if we’re still using the old Samus fires continent wiping shots, then no.

  8. Rookie December 28, 2013 at 9:24 am -      #8

    @ZomBoonta Eve Classic
    -
    “Depends on what we use for Samus’ firepower, if we’re still using the old Samus fires continent wiping shots, then no.”
    -
    Wait… I thought that Deadpool can’t die, period. I was wrong?

  9. Asger December 28, 2013 at 9:47 am -      #9

    Well Thanos… ‘banished him from death’ somehow last time I checked. Then again when he regenerated that time he had some actual material to regenerate from…

  10. Envoy December 28, 2013 at 9:48 am -      #10

    I feel like we’ve done this before, like against Durge and Wolverine.
    +
    Power Bombs vaporize flesh and Samus goes back to a home without….The Baby.

  11. Rookie December 28, 2013 at 9:55 am -      #11

    @Asger
    -
    “Well Thanos… ‘banished him from death’ somehow last time I checked. Then again when he regenerated that time he had some actual material to regenerate from…”
    -
    I see, thanks. Well, then there is no way for Deadpool can win against Samus (basic equipment) since he can’t survive untill the moment when she will die due to old age IMO.
    -
    Samus for the winner.

  12. Asger December 28, 2013 at 10:00 am -      #12

    Why do people keep suggesting these ludicrous matches? What next, the worlds smartest termite VS Dr. Manhattan?

  13. ZomBoonta Eve Classic December 28, 2013 at 10:25 am -      #13

    “Why do people keep suggesting these ludicrous matches? What next, the worlds smartest termite VS Dr. Manhattan?”
    -
    ZomB doesn’t. ZomB suggests good matches.

  14. Laharl December 28, 2013 at 11:40 am -      #14

    ” What next, the worlds smartest termite VS Dr. Manhattan?”
    www.factpile.com/7204-english-bulldog-vs-death-star/

  15. Envoy December 28, 2013 at 12:21 pm -      #15

    To be fair, the Death Star does not have any anti Bulldog defenses.

  16. Chuck inglish December 28, 2013 at 12:48 pm -      #16

    ” continent wiping shots, then no.”
    ===
    Huh?

  17. Tsubodai December 28, 2013 at 1:17 pm -      #17

    Yeah… I’ve heard that deadpool can regen from anything right up to being burned to ashes, but unfortunately samus has an entire lifetime to figure out this one simple trick: get a vat of molten metal, and toss deadpool in it. Then, allow the metal to cool with deadpool’s remains still inside. I’m pretty sure that would just about do it.
    -
    This assumes of course that deadpool can’t break the fourth wall, in which case he wins through some crazy shenanigans like reaching over to the panel that shows samus’s face inside her suit and using that to pull her out of it.

  18. ZomBoonta Eve Classic December 28, 2013 at 1:20 pm -      #18

    “Huh?”
    -
    Samus’ firepower.

  19. PrimusxPilus December 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm -      #19

    Samus stomps then continued to eradicate a species and blow up a planet

  20. Crimson Sentry December 28, 2013 at 7:31 pm -      #20

    I’m actually fairly certain that at this point in the Marvel continuum Deadpool doesn’t have limitless regen, he only really had that when Thanos banished him from Deaths realm and he was back in the Weapon X program. Now the curse has been lifted and he is not in the weapon X program :/

  21. Alpha or Omega December 28, 2013 at 8:57 pm -      #21

    @Zomb
    Uhh, not continental level.
    That’s too much for Samus who can tank 1.9 Gigatons of TNT at best.
    /
    You probably meant the other blond Nintendo character Saki in Ruffian form who does that casually until the planet busts.

  22. Alpha or Omega December 28, 2013 at 9:12 pm -      #22

    With that being said, she doesn’t even need her nuclear weapons to win this match.
    /
    I’m pretty sure even the basic power beam will just disintegrate him….

  23. Galorian December 29, 2013 at 1:25 pm -      #23

    Deadpool cuts the 4th wall, goes back to an earlier point in the timeline and stabs Samus in the shower while spouting some one liner about blondes with big boobs.
    .
    /thread. :P

  24. Alpha or Omega December 29, 2013 at 5:54 pm -      #24

    Since Samus has a reaction time of 0.002 seconds or 2 miliseconds, she dodges it and summons her suit via willpower and shoots him.
    /
    Plus Samus is a video game character and Deadpool is a comic book character, he would probably having a hard time jumping from a comic to a video game.

  25. the_man_with The_Answers December 29, 2013 at 8:50 pm -      #25

    “Plus Samus is a video game character and Deadpool is a comic book character, he would probably having a hard time jumping from a comic to a video game”
    -
    Not to burst your bubble, but Deadpool has his own game. He’s also in Lego: Marvel Heroes. I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure he’s also in Marvel vs Capcom games as well.

  26. Alpha or Omega December 29, 2013 at 9:26 pm -      #26

    I meant 616 Deadpool, not earth-#whatever Deadpool.

  27. pimpmage December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am -      #27

    “Since Samus has a reaction time of 0.002 seconds or 2 miliseconds, she dodges it and summons her suit via willpower and shoots him.”
    -
    “Deadpool cuts the 4th wall, goes back to an earlier point in the timeline and stabs Samus in the shower while spouting some one liner about blondes with big boobs.”
    -
    If samus would do that while in the shower…. would deadpool have any qualms with killing infants? In the earliest deadpool comics he has a time traveling watch that doubles as a teleporter.

  28. Cassie Hack December 30, 2013 at 1:16 am -      #28

    Aside from him losing that gadget, Factpile matches restrict the whole going back in time past the start of the match anyway.

  29. ZomBoonta Eve Classic December 30, 2013 at 1:24 am -      #29

    “Uhh, not continental level.
    That’s too much for Samus who can tank 1.9 Gigatons of TNT at best.”
    -
    I was making fun of the ridiculous numbers attributed to her, like that one.

  30. hermetic_harbinger December 30, 2013 at 1:59 pm -      #30

    Ah, Admin. You got it wrong, I said Boba Fett vs. Deadpool.

  31. LurkingNightmare December 31, 2013 at 8:28 pm -      #31

    @ZomBoonta Eve Classic post #29
    listverse.com/2011/11/28/top-10-biggest-explosions/
    8.8 kilotons for power bombs so between 9 and 8. You’ll need a lot of them to blow up a continent but that is a low end estimation.
    www.factpile.com/9430-necron-lord-vs-samus/comment-page-2/#comments
    -
    @hermetic_harbinger post #30
    Can Deadpool use Star Wars tech? Does being frozen stop Deadpool’s regeneration?

  32. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 9:54 pm -      #32

    From what I can tell, Deadpool is similar to Cell, in which he can regenerate if there is at least a single particke left. From what I’ve seen of the game, as far as combat, he is somewhat of a mixture between weaker versions of Dante and Ryubusa.

    If these hold true, this is not even a remotely fair fight.

    Comic versions typically prove to be superior to their videogame and film counterparts. Can someone throw up any strength feats for DP?

    Also, to the person that said that samus had “single shot continent wiping abilities ” (paraphrased), where did you get that info? I know one of her blasters runs into the multi-terrawatt range. Her two most powerful beams are the Hyper Beams (both) and the stacked beams.

    I’ll throw up some Samus feats/stats

    - Raised and trained on a planet with 850X the gravity of Earth.

    -Can reach Supersonic speeds and shows super strength in said conditions.

    -Trained by a race that eventually ascended into a higher state of living

    -Said race designed her armorsuit

    -She was infused with that race’s DNA, as well as that of Metroids (basically nearly invunerable space über jellyfish) and X-parasites (Like the flood mixed with the Chimera and turned into a big f’ing virus)

    -Caused three genocides and is working on a fourth.

    -Blew up the same planet twice (albiet indirectly) , destroyed a deminsion, and obliterated anotger planet. (Wait… Did she destroy SR388? I never got around to Fusion.)

    -Has 1499 + 499 shield energy. (499 is reserve). By the same scale, Master Chief with one overshield would have 25. (Thanks to OriginalA for that statistic)

    So if someone could put up some Deadpool feats, stats, and equiptment, that’d be great.

    Off topic, I can’t wait for OA, L-W, and Proto-Mind to get here. They’ll argue this better than the measly unknown person that I am could.

  33. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 10:04 pm -      #33

    He was making fun of Samus’s fire power by saying continent wiping shots.
    /
    Gravity has been countered by EnigmaJ
    /
    She has actually 2099 shield energy.
    /
    Yes, she blew up SR388.
    /
    L-W and Protomind are gone.
    Sadly for the latter.
    /
    With that being said, his feats aren’t that impressive. Bullet timing. No strength feats. No speed feats. But, healing factor
    He has adamantium swords and guns.

  34. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:07 pm -      #34

    From what I can tell, Deadpool is similar to Cell, in which he can regenerate if there is at least a single particke left. From what I’ve seen of the game, as far as combat, he is somewhat of a mixture between weaker versions of Dante and Ryubusa.

    If these hold true, this is not even a remotely fair fight.

    Comic versions typically prove to be superior to their videogame and film counterparts. Can someone throw up any strength feats for DP?

    Also, to the person that said that samus had “single shot continent wiping abilities ” (paraphrased), where did you get that info? I know one of her blasters runs into the multi-terrawatt range. Her two most powerful beams are the Hyper Beams (both) and the stacked beams.

    I’ll throw up some Samus feats/stats

    - Raised and trained on a planet with 850X the gravity of Earth.

    -Can reach Supersonic speeds and shows super strength in said conditions.

    -Trained by a race that eventually ascended into a higher state of living

    -Said race designed her armorsuit

    -She was infused with that race’s DNA, as well as that of Metroids (basically nearly invunerable space über jellyfish) and X-parasites (Like the flood mixed with the Chimera and turned into a big f’ing virus)

    -Caused three genocides and is working on a fourth.

    -Blew up the same planet twice (albiet indirectly) , destroyed a deminsion, and obliterated anotger planet. (Wait… Did she destroy SR388? I never got around to Fusion.)

    -Has 1499 + 499 shield energy. (499 is reserve). By the same scale, Master Chief with one overshield would have 25. (Thanks to OriginalA for that statistic)

    So if someone could put up some Deadpool feats, stats, and equiptment, that’d be great.

    Off topic, I can’t wait for OA, L-W, and Proto-Mind to get here. They’ll argue this better than the measly unknown person that I am could.

    Let’s do Samus vs a quadriplegic, mutant, deaf, blind, mute, retarded midget that has been contaminated with every noncommunicable disease ever. That’s how irrational these are getting. I’m starting to think this is out of spite.

  35. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 10:11 pm -      #35

    ………………?
    You…just repeated the same thing and only added that last paragraph.

  36. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:13 pm -      #36

    Oops, FP screwed me up there. L-W and Proto-Mind are gone?! Since when?

    I’m really starting to hate EnigmaJ. How did he counter it?

    Sorry about the shield thing, forgot about the base one.

  37. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:15 pm -      #37

    Oops, FP screwed me up there. L-W and Proto-Mind are gone?! Since when?

    I’m really starting to hate EnigmaJ. How did he counter it?

    Bullet timing? Pfft. Wasn’t it proved in the Lara Croft match that Samus was a Lightning Timer? (That thread was fun to read)

    Sorry about the shield thing, forgot about the base one.

  38. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:17 pm -      #38

    Oops, FP screwed me up there. L-W and Proto-Mind are gone?! Since when?
    /
    I’m really starting to hate EnigmaJ. How did he counter it?
    /
    Bullet timing? Pfft. Wasn’t it proved in the Lara Croft match that Samus was a Lightning Timer? (That thread was fun to read)
    /
    Sorry about the shield thing, forgot about the base one.

  39. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:19 pm -      #39

    Sorry for quad post (probably more)

    FactPile is screwing me over.

  40. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 10:19 pm -      #40

    L-W has been gone since late 2010-early2011
    Protomind left somewhere mid 2012
    /
    EnigmaJ countered it via the atmosphere and the fact that there’s water. In a 850 g enviornment, water would exist as ice…
    He also said that if it were true, Samus would fall faster.
    And he said that the mass was truly canon.
    /
    Are you an old member going by a new name?

  41. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:19 pm -      #41

    Sorry for quad post (probably more)
    /
    FactPile is screwing me over.

  42. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:21 pm -      #42

    Me? No, I’ve been around since about late 2011, but I stayed off for a loooooong time. I’ve just been reading a bunch of threads recently.

  43. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 10:22 pm -      #43

    Samus, a lightning timer?
    Wut?
    ….I don’t remember that but I joined in 2012…

  44. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:23 pm -      #44

    Yeah. OriginalA proved it near the end of The Lara Croft v Zero Suit Samus match.

  45. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:28 pm -      #45

    I may me confused on my terminology.

    Being an x-timer means you can dodge or deflect x, correct?

  46. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 10:29 pm -      #46

    I may me confused on my terminology.
    /
    Being an x-timer means you can dodge or deflect x, correct?

  47. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 10:40 pm -      #47

    That Lightning timing was debunked by theobserver in Megaman X vs Samus when it was shown that the God of War mural gave a sign of when the lightning was about to strike.

  48. Glutinous-Bicarbonate January 3, 2014 at 10:59 pm -      #48

    @Da
    Being a Bullet Timer, or any other kind of timer doesn’t just mean being able to avoid a projectile, it’s more complicated than that. From what we see in Zero Mission, that would indicate something more along the lines of aim-dodging, where you are able to know that an attack is coming, and where it will hit, and thus avoid it that way.
    -
    L-W hasn’t been active for years. Some may be glad or saddened by this fact, and I’ve honestly thought YOU were Protomind, Alpha, for the longest while. Sorry about that.

  49. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:00 pm -      #49

    Oh, crap. Still, she’s crazy fast.

    If you don’t mind me asking, how old are you? What’s the average age of most of the users on this site? I’m asking because I’m pretty sure I don’t fall in the typical demographic. Not like it matters, I’ll use the website anyway.

  50. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:01 pm -      #50

    It’s all good.

  51. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:02 pm -      #51

    I’m 16.
    Everyone else is like 20.

  52. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:03 pm -      #52

    Dang. I’m 13. Lol.

  53. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:11 pm -      #53

    So being a “timer” means to have the required reaction time to dodge said projectile.

  54. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:13 pm -      #54

    So… is everyone weirded out by the fact that I’m thirteen? Sorry? Lol

  55. Glutinous-Bicarbonate January 3, 2014 at 11:14 pm -      #55

    @Da
    Again, it’s the step above dodging, like being able to see the bullet coming, and dance around it Matrix style.
    -
    You aren’t the youngest, Mack is 13 too, last I heard, but he’s been less active recently though.

  56. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:16 pm -      #56

    So. . . How do I get “Known” on here.

  57. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:17 pm -      #57

    Still, having a reaction time of 0.002 seconds or 2 miliseconds should allow Samus to dodge bullets at pointblank or close range, depending on the gun.

  58. Cassie Hack January 3, 2014 at 11:17 pm -      #58

    Honestly thought the same thing myself Alpha, which I suppose could be seen as a compliment.

  59. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:22 pm -      #59

    You guys know Alkatraz/Prophet from Crysis?

    I’d like to see a fight between him and Samus. She’s win, but he’d put up a good fight. The man was hit at by an APC shell at point blank range and it bounced off of his armor. He also threw a guy in combat gear at 60 mph. Plus he survived re-entry, without a metal plate.

    Can I request a match?

  60. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:23 pm -      #60

    …Really?
    I was thought to be Protomind?
    I’m flattered, thank you.
    But in all seriousness, he was more intelligent than I am and will be.
    He was a good friend to me.
    I miss him.

  61. Glutinous-Bicarbonate January 3, 2014 at 11:23 pm -      #61

    @Da
    Just get in on the debates.

  62. Glutinous-Bicarbonate January 3, 2014 at 11:26 pm -      #62

    @Alpha
    Where’d he go? I don’t remember recalling him calling it quits.
    -
    @Da
    Sure, near the top right side. Under Head’s Up, Battle Requests. Fill out the information there.

  63. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:28 pm -      #63

    Zero suit Samus had survived her scoutship’s explosion.
    Heck, even without the speed booster, she was as fast as the avalanche, which can be from speeds 60 mph to 120 mph.
    She’s also strong enough to throw a lava space whale and tear through a metal workbot.
    I don’t think Alcatraz/Prophet would be a match for basic power suit Samus.
    Don’t suggest it.

  64. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:33 pm -      #64

    “@Alpha
    Where’d he go? I don’t remember recalling him calling it quits.”
    /
    I think he’s at Metroid database or the wiki.
    /
    He left at Link vs Batman, last post of page 3.

  65. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:34 pm -      #65

    I know, but It’d be better than this.
    /
    What about Alcatraz, Prophet (separately), Nomad, Jester, And Psycho + Noble Team and MC + Ryu Hayabusa vs. Samus. They might get rid of 2 energy tanks.
    /
    Seriously, even though Samus would win, it would still be an awesome batttle.

    Glutinous-Bicarbonate, you said something about my username earlier. Funny thing, it’s actually a reference to a video.

  66. Alpha or Omega January 3, 2014 at 11:41 pm -      #66

    The only person that would give her trouble in that team is Ryu Hayabusa due to his blackholes.
    Which, would neutralized by her super missiles. (It did to Nightmare’s blackholes IIRC).

  67. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:51 pm -      #67

    Eh, I think you’re underestimating the Prophet team. They’d lose, but It wouldn’t be a complete stomp.
    /
    I threw Ryu in there for fun. While he’s an amazing character, Samus’s suits seem to counter everything he has.
    /
    That’s not important. I went to the OA/Proto-Mind thing. That… OriginalA was right. Proto went to far. Proto should have stuck around a little to see OA’s apology. Maybe he’d still be here.
    /
    What happened to L-W? He was a genius.

  68. Glutinous-Bicarbonate January 3, 2014 at 11:54 pm -      #68

    College, apparently.
    -
    Geeeeeenius, or egotistical maniac, depending on who you ask.

  69. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:55 pm -      #69

    So he was a bit controversial, eh?

  70. DaMastaChief January 3, 2014 at 11:57 pm -      #70

    I hope OrigionalA shows up.

    Are we gonna call the winner Samus, then?

  71. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 12:27 am -      #71

    What are the rules for winning?

  72. Soulerous January 4, 2014 at 12:36 am -      #72

    The one most likely to win the majority of 100 fights is the winner.
    ~
    I’m pretty sure that’s Samus here.

  73. OriginalA January 4, 2014 at 12:41 am -      #73

    “Eh, I think you’re underestimating the Prophet team. They’d lose, but It wouldn’t be a complete stomp.”
    -
    I agree with this statement. Carbon Nano Tubes are the new Genetic Modification is the new Nuclear Power is the new [insert radically new semi-scientific thing that can be used to defend an argument because it is a hot word that is relevant to current cutting edge science]. … More seriously though, those nanosuits are capable of some pretty ridiculous things. Unfortunately for them their normal weaponry are considerably more mundane and Samus’s suit and weapons are just insanely stupidly overpowered. It would be a pretty cool fight though.
    -
    The spartans would be cannon fodder. They don’t stack up well against Samus at all.
    -
    Ryu, as previously mentioned, would be the biggest threat because he is from a universe that does stuff just because its cool. Samus’s space magic tech weapons should be able to out preform Ryu’s ninja magic ninpo and supernatural powers though.
    -
    The whole thing with Protomind should have been handled better. I pushed him too far… but I should not have had to push for an apology either.
    -
    As for the match at hand… Nothing that I know about Deadpool suggests to me that Samus would have much trouble just icing him, but the counter argument to that is he is a marvel character, and marvel characters are full of bullshit feats that allow them to preform bullshit stuff that they should not be able to do.
    -
    I’m leaning toward Samus just using the Ice Beam to freeze him solid then putting him a sufficiently cold place that he does not thaw out, or if he does thaw out he cannot continue to attack her… basically she freezes him and then rings him out.
    -
    Of course I’m sure there is something he can pull out of his ass that will counter that… because he’s from marvel…. (yeah, I don’t like marvel characters).

  74. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 12:53 am -      #74

    Yeah!!! Take that, Alpha!
    /
    Carbon Nanotubes have qualities that are just absolutely ridiculous.
    /
    Yeah, Samus one-shots pretty much the entire spartan team.
    /
    As much as I love Ninja Gaiden, Ryu just doesn’t stand a chance. Ryu’s fast. Samus’s faster. Ryu is strong. Samus is arguably stronger. Ryu can shoot energy projectiles that share a multitude of qualities to black holes. Samus fires miniature trans-dimensional real black holes, on top of mini supernovae. It’s literally a case of “Anything you can do, I can do better.”

    Hey, OA, do you by any chance remember me, because if you do, I may die.

  75. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 12:53 am -      #75

    Yeah!!! Take that, Alpha!
    /
    Carbon Nanotubes have qualities that are just absolutely ridiculous.
    /
    Yeah, Samus one-shots pretty much the entire spartan team.
    /
    As much as I love Ninja Gaiden, Ryu just doesn’t stand a chance. Ryu’s fast. Samus’s faster. Ryu is strong. Samus is arguably stronger. Ryu can shoot energy projectiles that share a multitude of qualities to black holes. Samus fires miniature trans-dimensional real black holes, on top of mini supernovae. It’s literally a case of “Anything you can do, I can do better.”
    /
    Hey, OA, do you by any chance remember me, because if you do, I may die.

  76. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 12:57 am -      #76

    So this is pretty much the same situation as Samus vs Logan.

  77. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 1:11 am -      #77

    Except Deadpool doesn’t have a adamantium skeleton to heal from.
    And being restricted from Death isn’t going to help him.
    Sure, he’s going to be alive….as vaporized material.

  78. OriginalA January 4, 2014 at 1:30 am -      #78

    I actually think Ryu is stronger than Samus. And I think Ryu has better instant burst of speed while Samus has a higher top speed. He has a lot of tricks that would make Samus have a hard time… Unfortunately for him she has a lot of tricks herself that would give him an equally hard time.
    -
    I want to say that your name rings a bell, but I can’t place it exactly. Perhaps that is for the best though; it would be a shame if you just dropped dead.
    -
    And yeah, I think this has a similar resolution as Samus vs Logan, which is not surprising because Logan and Deadpool have damn near the same super power.

  79. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 1:34 am -      #79

    I tried to argue that ODST helmets are better than Storm Trooper helmets…
    /
    To make it clear, I wasn’t a Halotard (I’m coining that), I just severely underestimated SW. I was new then.

  80. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 1:38 am -      #80

    I agree that Ryu is stronger than Samus, but I’m not sure about the better burst of speed.
    Has anyone calculated his speed?

  81. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 1:41 am -      #81

    Though I disagree about being similar to Samus vs Logan.
    /
    Deadpool never healed from a skeleton, nor healed from being flash vaporized.
    And he lacks an adamantium skeleton.

  82. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 1:41 am -      #82

    No, he’s definitely got the burst. He’s nearly invisible when you use a UT in NG3

  83. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 1:44 am -      #83

    Invisible to the human eye, which Samus is capable of doing as well.

  84. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 1:45 am -      #84

    Or in that case, Zebesian eyes.

  85. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 1:46 am -      #85

    I suppose. It’ not particularly measurable. However, his hands are described as “lightning fast” in game, but that’s likely a hyperbole.

  86. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 1:48 am -      #86

    That’s for a ninpo.

  87. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 1:49 am -      #87

    Actually, if someone wanted to go down and find the pixel to inch/foot/yeard ratio, you could find their mikes per hour. Not it.

  88. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 1:51 am -      #88

    Lol. Miles per hour.
    /
    Can you move your hands at lightning speeds?
    /
    Going back to our earlier discussion, are there any known Lightning-timers?

  89. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 2:03 am -      #89

    Well, people with microsecond reaction times or less should be able to dodge lightning.
    /
    Megaman X
    Possibly Mario
    Zero
    Some Anime/Manga characters.
    Maybe DBZ characters
    Certain Jedis and Siths

  90. OberHeresy January 4, 2014 at 2:06 am -      #90

    Lots of superheroes…..

  91. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 2:12 am -      #91

    I think he meant people that can dodge lightning but not lightspeed attacks.
    But yeah, lots of super heroes can dodge stuff faster than lightning.

  92. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 2:12 am -      #92

    How close would Samus be?

  93. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2014 at 2:20 am -      #93

    …Far from it.
    Lightning is far faster than what Samus has dodged…
    Question
    Why does it matter?
    Ryu Hayabusa isn’t as fast as lightning.
    /
    Better question, why are we so off-topic?
    We should stop and uh, just let this thread be dead.

  94. DaMastaChief January 4, 2014 at 2:32 am -      #94

    Agreed

  95. DaMastaChief January 8, 2014 at 10:52 pm -      #95

    Hate to revive this, but this is the only place I really know to ask this, even if it’s off topic.
    /
    Is there any proof that the substance on Zebes was actually Water? It could have been another liquid.

  96. Xander XT February 15, 2014 at 7:41 am -      #96

    @DaMastaChief
    No evidence.

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