FactPile Award

FactPile Award

There have been people asking for a trophy of sorts for winners of the battles. So, here we have our first version of this award. The first recipient of the award is the Star Wars Universe in their battle against the Halo Universe.
However, this award will not be given out on the basis of a few votes or the number of times someone posts that their respective side is better. Only the matches that have fair representation on both sides and comments without flaming insults will qualify for the award, and the winner needs to have a nomination as well to qualify.

In the future, as more qualify, we’ll consider having a ‘Hall of Fame’ section for all the winners. The losers? Nothing but teabags for you…

UPDATE: (9.27.2009) – I’ve decided that I will award HOF winners on Sundays. This doesn’t mean there will be one every week, so let’s keep it real.

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1,621 Comments on "FactPile Award"

  1. Rob (Expertimp) November 5, 2008 at 4:32 pm -      #1

    Sweet! You know Conan probably deserves one of these for his big a$$ beating of Xena from a while back!

  2. Matapiojo November 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm -      #2


    Im new here, but I like this already. Much deserved award. May the Force be with…..uuummm…..well, the Force.

  3. WTFMACHINE November 6, 2008 at 12:17 am -      #3

    OOOOOOh, shiny.

  4. Matapiojo November 6, 2008 at 5:17 pm -      #4

    I hereby vote the “Epic Fail” section’s trophy be a golden teabag!

  5. admin November 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm -      #5

    For now, this will have to do…

    Halo T-Bag
  6. marche November 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm -      #6

    rofl i like that,if you dont mine ill be using it now.

  7. Matapiojo November 7, 2008 at 8:37 am -      #7


    Love it. MC teabag FTW. The crotch-plate seals the deal.

    Some sort of “Epic Fail” caption needs to be there.

  8. Baron Somebody November 28, 2008 at 12:56 pm -      #8

    Man Admin I just have to say thanks…this is probably my most favorite website now lol

  9. Locutus November 29, 2008 at 12:20 am -      #9

    How does one vote for a side?

  10. admin November 29, 2008 at 12:31 am -      #10

    @Locutus – simply nominate a winner for consideration based on the comments given!

  11. Locutus November 29, 2008 at 12:58 am -      #11

    Ok. Where do I write out the nomination though? Just in the comments on the page?

    “I nominate _______ for the FactPile award!!!” ???

  12. admin November 29, 2008 at 1:01 am -      #12

    Find the battle you’re interested in and nominate the winner in the comments – if enough people agree, we’ll announce it.

  13. Space marine December 17, 2008 at 8:22 pm -      #13

    Tea bagging…..rofl.

  14. Space marine December 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm -      #14

    i didnt know he had a zip-up. XD

  15. Space marine January 4, 2009 at 8:23 am -      #15

    Admin, You should make a Hall Of Fail. Or something like that to go with the Teabagging.
    This is how i would see the Hall of Fail,
    A dark brown page, Wooden frame, Glass cabnet, And YOU FAIL! Sign mounted on the cabnet.

  16. admin January 4, 2009 at 9:10 am -      #16

    @ Space marine – we’re working on something right now….stay tuned…

  17. Space marine January 5, 2009 at 1:22 am -      #17

    Admin, Can we also have special Borders around our comments that reflects upon our stars?
    Or some sort of reward of some type, Like if I could have a picture of Kharn For my gravatar or something.

    What are our stars for anyway and how do they work? ect.

  18. admin January 5, 2009 at 9:49 am -      #18

    @Space marine – The stars indicate how much you’ve posted on the site – the more stars, the more you have commented. As for your picture, you need to create an account at Gravatar.com – there you can upload any image you want and when you post on the site, that icon will appear.

    As far as a border around the comments based on the stars, that would take some real programming, and I am basically a hack, I doubt that’ll happen!

  19. Space marine January 5, 2009 at 10:25 am -      #19

    Can it be a moving Picture?

  20. admin January 5, 2009 at 10:58 am -      #20

    If I remember correctly, they can be gif images, so therefore, it can be animated.

  21. Space marine January 6, 2009 at 10:11 am -      #21

    Ive made an account on gravatar and chose my pic but it still wont show it here.
    Do I need to confirm or something?

  22. admin January 6, 2009 at 10:14 am -      #22

    @Space marine – are you using the same email address here as you did on Gravatar.com? As far as I know, that’s what it looks for.

  23. Space marine January 11, 2009 at 2:08 am -      #23

    Thanks admin, It was my e-mail, Look at my Kharn Pic……So shiny……

  24. hitman8 January 11, 2009 at 7:18 pm -      #24

    my pic is cooooooooler guuuuuys don’t foreget about me

  25. Space marine January 12, 2009 at 3:20 am -      #25

    No! Mines cooler!!!

  26. The One Sin January 18, 2009 at 6:40 pm -      #26

    A south park version of Big Boss. You jokers got nuttin on me.

  27. The Chosen One January 23, 2009 at 10:54 am -      #27

    I would nominate Neo. Neo I believe.

  28. Matapiojo January 23, 2009 at 11:41 am -      #28

    “I would nominate Neo. Neo I believe.”

    I dont think you understand how this site works…

  29. Space marine January 23, 2009 at 11:14 pm -      #29

    Why nominate Neo?

    And I have Everything on you!!!

  30. Space marine January 24, 2009 at 8:27 am -      #30

    Admin, How does the forum work? Can you give me a quick run-through?

    the forum is still in testing mode, and I hope to have it fully functional next week – at that point in time, I’ll make an announcement, and take things from there. – Admin

  31. Space marine January 24, 2009 at 8:49 am -      #31

    I tried to get it working, But my Factpile account wont work… :(
    I don’t wanna have to make another account….For another website like gravatar again….

  32. Matapiojo January 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm -      #32

    Technically, you will have to make an account through WordPress, but this will hardly be an issue. You will find the Log In option at the bottom tabs of the site.

    Once you have an account in WordPress that is associated with FactPile, you will be both logged in the main site, as well as have an account to log into the forums.

    It is well worth the trouble (which is minimal in of itself). Just play it smart and use the same email and pass.

  33. Space marine January 30, 2009 at 2:19 am -      #33

    Thank-you man! :3 Now i can talk.

  34. Cpt Olimar January 31, 2009 at 1:44 pm -      #34


    Love it. MC teabag FTW. The crotch-plate seals the deal.” (metapiojo)

    I know only one person who could do a crotch plate teabag better than Mc….
    that would be the most hilarious teabag ever..

  35. Space marine February 3, 2009 at 3:30 am -      #35

    Admin, Could you do a check for viruses on this site? I got a trojan After visiting your website, Lucky I killed it.

    That would be something in the server level, but I’ll let the hosting company know about it – you wouldn’t happen to know which page you were on when it hit? – Admin

  36. Space marine February 4, 2009 at 2:29 am -      #36

    Sorry, I don’t remember Which page I was on when it struck. :( sorry I Can’t help.

  37. Expertimp February 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm -      #37

    I nominate Conan as the winner for a factpile award in his battle win over Xena!

  38. angelaj February 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm -      #38

    In contrast, I choose Xena as the winner for the FP Award over Conan :)

  39. x on February 4, 2009 at 6:41 pm -      #39

    and i choose Conan

  40. Matapiojo February 7, 2009 at 3:28 pm -      #40


    Xena’s Fangirls transcend their matches and spill they loyal spam onto unrelate threads.

  41. nobodyhome February 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm -      #41

    Conan should get this award hands down!

  42. Baron Somebody February 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm -      #42

    Dan deserves one for beating MC!!!

  43. Space marine February 16, 2009 at 1:47 am -      #43

    Kharn deserves one for Murdering sir Dan. And everyone else.

  44. Space marine February 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm -      #44

    Admin, Can i just ask How long can Ethernet cables Get, I want to get my PS3 online.

    LOL – I’m no expert, but the typical effective length for cables is about 80ft – after that you can see some performance issues appear. – Admin

  45. Baron Somebody February 21, 2009 at 4:13 pm -      #45

    @Space marine

    Well you’re right on that one, but Kharn can’t murder the Q, Baron Samedi, Spawn, Ghost Rider, Thor, and others

  46. Thepocalypse February 23, 2009 at 2:45 pm -      #46

    Mata deserves one for PWNing Tim in Morgoth VS Link.

  47. Space marine March 7, 2009 at 1:30 am -      #47

    Baron Samedi,
    Who the hell is he!?

  48. Space marine March 7, 2009 at 1:31 am -      #48

    Anyway, I am now online with mah PS3 If anyone has a PS3, Feel free to send a friend request to bdine1


  49. Space marine March 13, 2009 at 7:25 pm -      #49

    Anyway, Can the crotch plate teabag start soon?

  50. Rob (Expertimp) May 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm -      #50

    I wanted to nominate myself for the award.
    For the Expert Zone and everything else that is Expertimp.

  51. Matapiojo May 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm -      #51

    “I wanted to nominate myself for the award.
    For the Expert Zone and everything else that is Expertimp.”

    I nominate for this nomination ^^ to be ignored.

  52. Space marine May 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm -      #52

    The factpile award is given out to the team in threads that make logical posts in order to achieve supreme dominance over the other supporting team.

  53. Prime Chaos May 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm -      #53

    I. The Great Prime Chaos. Hereby nominate my nuke. For when i find out where ExpertImp lives i shall launch said nuke and destroy Expertimp once and for all!


    Shut up you sorry excuse for a donkey!

  54. The One Sin May 14, 2009 at 8:26 pm -      #54

    “I wanted to nominate myself for the award.
    For the Expert Zone and everything else that is Expertimp.”

    Yeah, you would, wouldn’t you?

  55. Rob (Expertimp) May 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm -      #55

    I believe its only fitting that I receive the award.

    Considering I’m even the one who designed the award.
    Also considering my SuperStar Status I believe that its only logical for me to get it.

    I also would nominate Mata for all of his work in the forums.
    Even know like the ghost rider loving fanboy he is tried removing my nomination.

  56. x on May 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #56

    I wanna nominta Superman in Superman vs Goku.

  57. chewie6000 May 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm -      #57

    “I. The Great Prime Chaos. Hereby nominate my nuke. For when i find out where ExpertImp lives i shall launch said nuke and destroy Expertimp once and for all!
    Shut up you sorry excuse for a donkey!”-bit harsh, don’t like him ‘cus of the way he slags off MGS but still a little harsh…Hmmm whatever. Oh and I think Kratos should get one-he must have won something on here????

  58. Space marine May 15, 2009 at 7:55 pm -      #58

    I nominate Kharn for beating Kratos.

  59. Prime Chaos May 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm -      #59

    Hey Admin where does expertimp live? I’ve decided to use regular bombs instead of wasting a nuke on a worthless peice of air.


    The reason i called him a donkey is because of many factors. Its really hard to get me angry and people who have way too much stupidity or pride get on that list very quickly.


    I do not care if you made Rome you are a donkey. So shut up and either let me kill you or let me destroy your house when your not there if Admin tells me where you live.


    Have you noticed your like an Illuminati member? I mean this is your site, yet you stay in the background all the time? By the way thanks for creating this site.


    In the words of Prime Chaos. While you may have designed the award and made many different contributions i can see that you are a person who is very stubborn. However, many different people on this site seem to dislike you immensly and while i am not a follower of such things i have seen many different posts of yours and i have made my own opinon of you.

    1. You dislike MC. While i am not a fanboy i like the Halo games and books immensly. However i will not whine if MC loses.
    2. You are very prideful. I suggest you read about Odysseus if you have not done so.
    3. Your articles are long and drawnout and remind me of my teachers.
    4. I hae seen what you have said in other articles and have made this observations myself.

    Now. Shut up you donkey!

    @Prime Chaos – Thanks for the props. I’m glad we have a site where like minded people can debate about our favorite characters and learn about new ones too. As to ExpertImp’s location, he’s far enough away from me if you use regular bombs, but a nuke would take me out! – Admin

  60. Prime Chaos May 15, 2009 at 10:15 pm -      #60


    Sorry for the double post.

    Also looks like the bombing run is going to have to wait. The guy who was going to bomb him went early and flew into a volcano. I knew i shouldn’t have hired a WWII Japanese plane pilot.

    Thanks for responding.

    @To everyone except Expertimp.

    Fear not. For i will have atleast 20 bombers ready to go tomorrow. Then we shall finally be free of Expertimps annoying posts and pride.

    If the Admin does decide to tell me where he lives.


    Seriously go read about Oedipus. I get mixed up with the Odyssey and Oedipus quite often. You can blame my English teacher for that. She kept calling the book the Odyssey and pretty much the entire class got confused. Also your Hubris will be your downfall.

    /Evil Laugh

    She also had a strange fixation with feet. Bye.

  61. L-W May 16, 2009 at 12:30 am -      #61

    I believe I was nominated for an award some time ago.

  62. JoshMcFace May 16, 2009 at 9:15 am -      #62

    I agree with giving Mata an award for his work in the forums, as well as L-W for silencing many a fanboy. Expertimp pretty much got rewarded with his own section, but I guess something else isn’t out of the question.
    I’m just proud that Mother Brain got what she deserved for defeating two of the most popular characters on here :’)

  63. Cpt Olimar May 16, 2009 at 11:16 am -      #63

    “You are very prideful. I suggest you read about Odysseus if you have not done so.”
    uhhh, Odysseus is pretty awesome, I hope you meant this in a positive way O_o

  64. Prime Chaos May 16, 2009 at 12:54 pm -      #64

    @Cpt Olimar

    I actually meant Oedipus. But yeah Odysseus is a pretty good story. You know i find it kinda strange Expertimp has not responded to anything i have said.

    @To everyone except Expertimp. The bombing has been called off because i have decided to give Expertimp another chance. Plus for what ever reason the Admin aka The God of Factpile, has not told me where he lives. Therefore i cannot bomb the heck out of him.


    You are very lucky. Very few people actually get another chance from me. Know while i realize you probably won’t change in an instant; i am being very kind in giving you another chance.

    I support L-W and Mata being nominated. These two probably have more intelligence than 3/4 of the planet. I am not saying everyone is dumb, but it seems like stupidity has increased over the years.

    Factpilers – What award should be given or created for Mata and L-W? – Admin

  65. Who May 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm -      #65

    “What award should be given or created for Mata and L-W?”

    How ’bout the FactPile Triforce for the Triumvirate? Ha ha!

  66. JoshMcFace May 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm -      #66

    We should give them ridiculous and deserving titles…
    L-W, eternal sovereign of sense…
    Matapiojo, conceiver of the light that is the forum…
    And then they have epic portraits made and placed on the factpile reward page for the rest of time.
    That’s what I’d have anyway.

  67. x on May 16, 2009 at 5:37 pm -      #67

    Come on guy’s AlphaCommando need’s a award too…

  68. Prime Chaos May 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm -      #68

    Hmm. I do not know what we should give them.

    @x on

    Yes i believe that Alpha does get an award as well. They could be called the Logical Trinity or something like that. Oh and what about Thepocalypse and The One Sin, does anyone feel these two should get awards as well?

  69. Space marine May 17, 2009 at 10:12 am -      #69


    Now we need arrows pointing to alpha commando in the tank and the fanboy. 😛 there you go Alpha.

  70. TheSorrow May 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm -      #70

    I would definitely give L-W an award because he is always thorough in his explanations and adds humor to it. Prime example about why people like FactPile. That also goes for AlphaCommando, they seem to be a logic duo.

  71. Rob (Expertimp) May 18, 2009 at 3:27 pm -      #71

    I would definitely give myself the award.

  72. Thepocalypse May 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm -      #72

    I un-nominate Rob.

    Lol – that was funny. – Admin

  73. Expertimp May 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm -      #73

    I re-nominate Expertimp

    I also nominate Thepocalypse for the “waste of life achievement award”

  74. Prime Chaos May 18, 2009 at 10:20 pm -      #74


    Wow thats the quickest time anyones ever gotten on my badside after i gave them a second chance. Now, SHUTP UP YOU F****** DONKEY!!!!

    You know having pride isn’t really a bad thing, its just when you have too much of it. Be warned! You have angered Prime Chaos! I sincerely suggest you take this warning seriously Expertimp. For if you don’t… well bad things are going to happen.


    Please give me his address. I didn’t think it was possible for me to get angry at one person so quickly.

    Also i nominate Thepocalypse for being Anti-Expertimp. I also nominate a nomination for Expertimp’s nominations to be ingored.

    Also if Expertimp does not notice this post, please tell him i still have my aircraft ready.

    Down with Donkeyimp!

  75. Who May 18, 2009 at 11:45 pm -      #75

    “Down with Donkeyimp!”

    Goooooooo Donkey Kooooooong!!!!!!!

  76. TheSorrow May 18, 2009 at 11:52 pm -      #76


    Jeez! I’ve never meet anybody as arrogant as you on any website!! I don’t think there is one person in FactPile that wants to nominate you for the FactPile award. I swear every time I see your typing it’s somehow always connected to how great you are or how clever your remarks are or how the other person you are arguing with is an idiot. Oh, and FYI this is just bait to see how you react to this and what you might or might not have to say about it. So I look forward to see what type of nonsensical garbage you can come up with this time.

    Anyway, I think that Space marine should get an award for his PedoBear picture, it’s just funny every time I see it.

  77. The One Sin May 18, 2009 at 11:52 pm -      #77

    “I believe its only fitting that I receive the award. ”

    In that case I nominate all of us who have at least twenty stars. We have seen the highs and lows of this website, maybe a VIP section(match decision council?) with an exclusive password. Of course you would beg and beg until admin breaks and gives it to you.

    You know I’m starting to think this is all an act. Things were kind of dead around here until You started expertzone, a wave of negative feed back to get things going again. Maybe you aren’t the absolute prick who seems to be oblivious to his own level of fail and this is just a character, or maybe our friend admin knew what was going to happen with your articles and let it happen to keep the hits coming. If he did it was a genius move.

    “Oh and what about Thepocalypse and The One Sin, does anyone feel these two should get awards as well?’

    It would be pretty cool to get an award but I don’t feel quite deserving enough to nominate myself three times like someone we know.

  78. Who May 19, 2009 at 12:47 am -      #78

    @The One Sin
    “It would be pretty cool to get an award but I don’t feel quite deserving enough to nominate myself three times like someone we know.”

    Your humility grants you far more respect than a certain someone in my book bro.

  79. Prime Chaos May 19, 2009 at 9:20 am -      #79


    Umm, you do know what donkey means right?

    @The One Sin

    Your humility is only overshadowed by your intelligence. Despite you not wanting to nominate yourself… I Prime Chaos nominate The One Sin to get an award for his humility.


    Theirs a reason i call myself Prime Chaos. You best be warned of the impending doom i will one day bring down upon.

    Also Karma will strike. What goes around come around Donkey Baka!

  80. Expertimp May 19, 2009 at 9:39 am -      #80

    Star’s are meaningless and just a added bonus of the theme. I’ve changed my name slightly a few times and lost stars. I’ve been on this site before it even had stars… Point being I’ve contributed a lot to the website itself and think I deserve the award for that. Also NO one was even talking in this section then I came and the sheep came with me.

  81. Baron Somebody May 19, 2009 at 10:04 am -      #81

    I believe I get an award for explaining how Sir Dan beats MC

  82. Prime Chaos May 19, 2009 at 10:22 am -      #82

    @Baron Somebody

    Okay, now thats just annoying. If your going to nominate yourself for something then your no different than Donkeyimp.

    That makes me mad. If people thought you deserved an award for one battle, don’t you think they would’ve already nominated you?

    Nominating yourself is one of the dumbest things you could do.

    Normally people i don’t know usaully have a small degree of respect from me.

    Well, congrats Baron Somebody, you are now on the bomb list. However i still believe in second chances.

    So yet again i am giving some one who may not deserve the second chance to fix their mistake and get off the bomb list.

    Also before you try and say L-W did the same thing, he just says he thought he was nominated some time ago.

    Now despite giving you a second chance SHUT UP BARON DONKEY BAKA!

  83. Who May 19, 2009 at 10:45 am -      #83

    “Umm, you do know what donkey means right?”

    Yup. I’m just being a jackass myself out of boredom. Sorry.

  84. Expertimp May 19, 2009 at 11:15 am -      #84

    I tend not to reply to individuals who show complete stupidity. But when someone attacks other individuals over completely nothing and threats bombing them then they deserve a slight reply.

    @PrimeChaos You clearly are a small weak joke of a man that for some reason tends to threaten individuals with acts of destruction other then just defending one self using ones mind. Maybe there is something your lacking in that area but I have to say is grow up and the only person that smells like a donkey, looks like a donkey, and is a donkey ass is you Prime. Now You will not nor do not deserve any more of my time and I won’t be wasting it replying to you but just thought you needed to be put in your place. FACE!

    Regardless my points for being nominated are as follows:
    I’ve done countless graphics for the site.
    I’ve made tons of suggestions on things to be added to the site
    (that I believe have worked out nice for everyone)
    I have a huge fan base
    I put out a great article week after week
    I lead this sheep around this website
    I’m the man

  85. Prime Chaos May 19, 2009 at 2:38 pm -      #85

    @Baron Somebody

    First off. I would like to extend a formal apology to you. It was wrong of me to snap at you. I had a very late night. A small excuse i know but i am sorry.


    Congrats for all you have done for this website.

    Also the bomb list is not meaning i will destroy that person with bombs. It means that i do not like them or we have a very … bad problem.

    Also seriously thank you for all you’ve done for FP. However the fact remains that you are a jerk to nearly everyone on this site. The time you are kind are few and far between.

    @Baron Somebody

    Once again i am very sorry. I hope you will let it go this time. Goodbye.

  86. The One Sin May 19, 2009 at 5:09 pm -      #86

    Sheep? I’m more like an ork, Rob, I don’t care where I am as long as there be fightin’.

    “Star’s are meaningless and just a added bonus of the theme’

    I’m pretty sure that if you had fifteen or twenty stars to your name you would say differently.

  87. Rob (Expertimp) May 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm -      #87

    I’ve had 15 to 20 stars.. Ive just recently switched my name to remove the rob part and just be known as Expertimp…

  88. Baron Somebody May 19, 2009 at 7:36 pm -      #88

    @Prime Chaos

    Before I say anything else, let me just say this…please read better, I never said I should get it I said that Sir Daniel Fortesque should get one for beating MC, because me and another person on here have determined how he would…other than that, I am glad you made an apology and I forgive you, but I am nowhere near Rob’s level of assholius…I mean come on I can understand what he does for the site but saying he is better than us? Come on man, that is just lame…

  89. The One Sin May 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm -      #89

    @who, Prime Chaos: thank you guys very much, maybe admin will deem me worthy.

    Who, I love that avatar.

  90. Baron Somebody May 19, 2009 at 11:40 pm -      #90

    Oh and as for the second time I was kidding, I don’t even remember posting that…I think I may have been high rofl I am not even kidding

  91. Who May 20, 2009 at 12:28 am -      #91

    @The One Sin
    “Who, I love that avatar.”

    Thanks bro, Statler and Waldorf will always be original gangstas.

  92. Rob (Expertimp) May 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm -      #92

    @Baron. Your a complete Jackass. I defend you and then you come back and call me a ahole. Just shows me a lot about your character. I won’t make the mistake of doing that again.

  93. The One Sin May 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm -      #93

    “Factpilers – What award should be given or created for Mata and L-W? – Admin”

    The dic and the tator. It was the nicknames of the leaders of a monty python fan club at my high school.

  94. Baron Somebody May 21, 2009 at 12:53 am -      #94

    Well I meant it in a different context, I mean you seem pretty cool it is just that you think you are better than everyone else…other than that I respect you but tone it down a bit

  95. Expertimp May 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm -      #95


    I don’t think I’m better then everybody else.

  96. Megafire May 21, 2009 at 2:18 pm -      #96

    Yes you do ExpertImp.

    Every post you make proves that fact.

    Even the posts in which you say you don’t.

  97. Matapiojo May 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm -      #97

    “The dic and the tator. It was the nicknames of the leaders of a monty python fan club at my high school.”

    First, I LoLed.

    Then, I realized that my options are between being known as a common root vegetable that is predominant in the southern parts of the United States, or being known as the male organ.

    I will gladly let my counterpart be the bearer of both those laurels.

  98. Expertimp May 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm -      #98

    Regardless.. I’ll take my Factpile Award along with some reese’s Eggs…mm those are so good.

  99. Baron Somebody May 22, 2009 at 2:17 am -      #99


    I have to give it to you there, Reeses eggs pwn everything

  100. JoshMcFace May 22, 2009 at 7:34 am -      #100

    “Then, I realized that my options are between being known as a common root vegetable that is predominant in the southern parts of the United States, or being known as the male organ.”
    Lmao, thank you for that one Mata.
    On the subject of the factpile award, I beg of one more person to vote for Superman in the Goku vs Superman thread, so that the pathetic debate about Goku being omnipotent, being able to beat the Living Tribunal and receiving help from God/Jesus (yes that’s what it’s come down too) may end.

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