What If…Each Bond would be given a mission to hunt down and kill each other?

What If...Each Bond would be given a mission to hunt down and kill each other?

007 elimination.

Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan, Craig.

If each Bond would be given a mission to hunt down and kill each other, who would come out on top?

Each Bond can use every gadget that was featured in his latest movie, as well as any other weapon they can get their hands on. (for example, Craig Bond can use whatever gadget that was given to him in Skyfall, but he is not allowed to use Connery Bond’s gadgets unless he can kill him, both are still free to buy guns and other stuff though)

They will be dropped in six different cities around the world. Each of them do not know where the others are.

Connery: Los Angeles
Lazenby: Beijing
Moore: Sydney
Dalton: Cairo
Brosnan: Rio de Janeiro
Craig: St. Petersburg

They will have the financial backing of their various MI6s, but the organization will not help them in tracking down the other Bonds. They are allowed to use any contact outside the organization however.

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21 Comments on "What If…Each Bond would be given a mission to hunt down and kill each other?"

  1. Chuck inglish September 12, 2013 at 8:03 am -      #1

    First and Bronson assisinates all

  2. Amm0vamp1r3 September 12, 2013 at 8:18 am -      #2

    Yea im going Bronson as well.

  3. Asger September 12, 2013 at 9:20 am -      #3

    I have a sneaking suspicion…that Bond will come out on top here.

  4. Rorschach September 12, 2013 at 11:17 am -      #4

    Asger, I have that suspicion too. Is it a coincidence?

    This should be a very interesting match. Will watch before getting involved.

  5. GuardianAngel1911 September 12, 2013 at 11:20 am -      #5

    Bond Solos of course

  6. Amm0vamp1r3 September 12, 2013 at 11:23 am -      #6

    The joke has been made 2 or 3 times but ill put money if Cross shows up he will make the joke as well lol

  7. Hellion Nick September 12, 2013 at 11:42 am -      #7

    They all melodramticly find each other at the same time and shoot each other in a nice perfect cirkle, all bonds die and no victory martini’s have to be shaken not sti….. yeah you guys get the point.

  8. itcheyness September 12, 2013 at 12:04 pm -      #8

    Brosnan has killed the most people, he wins.


  9. Watchdog Lowk September 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm -      #9

    I’m going with Craig cuz motorcycle parkour.

    Sam Fisher solos.

  10. captain napalm September 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm -      #10

    Tricky. Moore and Connery have an edge in crazy gadgets, methinks (though Brosnan does have that invisible car…). Craig seems to be the most skilled in hand-to-hand (and stealth? Maybe?). Brosnan, as pointed out, has the most kills per movie. Then again (also as pointed out), Craig’s motorcycle parkour. Then again, Brosnan’s invisible car…

  11. itcheyness September 12, 2013 at 4:47 pm -      #11

    “Sam Fisher solos.”

    Save that line for Saturday, Lowk.

  12. Shgon Dunstan September 13, 2013 at 1:37 am -      #12

    …………Meh, never really liked Bond.

  13. Nuredhelion September 13, 2013 at 4:35 am -      #13

    Lazenby… unknown potential?

  14. General Joshua Hundell of the Trans-Dimentional Fleet September 13, 2013 at 5:06 am -      #14

    it will prolly come down to brosnan and connery

  15. Hermit September 14, 2013 at 6:41 am -      #15

    I have a question, does Admin no longer put any Suggested by in the threads?

  16. Hermit September 15, 2013 at 11:37 pm -      #16

    Connections outside MI6 is a deciding factor here.

  17. Chuck inglish September 15, 2013 at 11:52 pm -      #17

    Golgo 13 solos

  18. Rhododendron September 25, 2013 at 8:15 pm -      #18

    “Each Bond can use every gadget that was featured in his latest movie”
    ^Poor, poor Craig…What he get? 1 pistol on he can use(if all bonds are technically the same person that may be tricky),1 radio to alert his location. and a car with machine guns.
    Oh well I’ve only seen so many spy flicks *shrug* the bond series has got some good music though:

  19. Bloke123 November 3, 2013 at 9:12 am -      #19

    Connery nor Craig

    Moore is too old,
    The rest are just not that impressive with their feats.

    Connery has the better gadget (Fuck yeah laser watch and jetpack), while Craig is just darker and grittier.

  20. charliesun117 December 5, 2013 at 9:42 am -      #20

    Connery maybe….. with gadgets uhh if they hand to hand or just shot at each other Craig but with gadgets Connery has an upper hand but you guys do realize ALLOT OF WOMEN WILL BE SEDUCED!! that’s my opinion anyway.

  21. Mecha Streisand June 24, 2014 at 7:52 pm -      #21

    Brosnan wins. He has the invisible car, he has the exploding pen, and his surviving is more impressive. Giant sun/satellite-laser chasing him across the ice and he still survived! Craig is big but he’s not up against guys like Odd-Job and Jaws, or even Zhou, Xenia, or Robert Carlisle, he just fights real people, and he doesn’t do anything OTT. Makes for better films tho…

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