Pandora Vs Kaijus

Pandora Vs Kaijus

Suggested by Joe Seibold

The world of Pandora from Avatar faces off against Kaijus from Pacific Rim.

In the depths of Pandora’s ocean, a portal opens from another dimension.

Sent by their masters, Kaijus come forth.

Does peaceful Pandora meet its end or does good triumph over evil as always?

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175 Comments on "Pandora Vs Kaijus"

  1. Mike August 20, 2013 at 7:18 am -      #1

    like the thought, hate the matchup. kaijus literally step on anything and everything in that world and win. probably only need one.

  2. StealthRanger August 20, 2013 at 7:20 am -      #2

    lol, Kaiju’s prolly win easily

  3. Neon Lord August 20, 2013 at 7:40 am -      #3

    Stomp stomp stomp. Literally for once.

  4. StealthRanger August 20, 2013 at 7:48 am -      #4

    Yep. Typical FP2013

  5. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2013 at 9:09 am -      #5

    And then a wild Godzilla appears!
    -Godzilla uses Red spiral Atomic breath
    -Pandora atimized
    ——————-Kaijus bow down and chant
    “Hail to the king baby”

  6. Obyron August 20, 2013 at 9:14 am -      #6

    @Shadow-Knight
    Amen.
    ———————–
    Seriously, though. The Kaiju take this pretty easily, considering if they do take any damage, their blood is INCREDIBLY poisonous(Kaiju Blue). That and the fact that the Pandorans have no way of closing that portal, so Kaiju will keep flowing into Pandora.

  7. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 9:32 am -      #7

    Should have been transformers vs Kaiju

  8. StealthRanger August 20, 2013 at 9:34 am -      #8

    “Should have been transformers vs Kaiju”
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    Would be a stomp one way or the other dependant on the verse used
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    Several TF chars could solo Pacific Rim and Avatar at the same time

  9. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2013 at 9:34 am -      #9

    “Should have been transformers vs Kaiju”
    Yea, I can picture the dinobots coming in handy.

  10. Asger August 20, 2013 at 9:38 am -      #10

    Those blue Mary-Sues might have won against the RDA because of plot-induced-bullshit, but they have none of that to stop this massacre.

  11. Commander Cross August 20, 2013 at 9:40 am -      #11

    @Shadow-Knight at #9

    I’ve been Semi-Ninja’d for this, but it depends on Which TF verse we’re talking about.
    Up to Unicron’s arrival, PR Might hold out against the TF Live-action movie-verse, but if/when Unicron shows up, Shit will Goat Serious.
    The latter I’ll get a literal image for at a later date.

    _

    Well either way this match is rushed!

  12. Rookie August 20, 2013 at 10:36 am -      #12

    I don’t see how Kaiju can lose here. Kaiju take this.

  13. itcheyness August 20, 2013 at 10:44 am -      #13

    Boy, the next couple days are a bit rough matchwise.
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    Tomorrow is the 3v2 slugfest with WH40K being a cheerleader.
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    Thursday is Shao Kahn Vs Link, which is sure to be fun
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    Friday is Master Chief Vs Prophet (Crysis)
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    Saturday is Lobo vs Thor
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    Monday is the Rookie (Halo3:ODST) vs Gordon Freeman
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    Tuesday is Star Trek Vs Stargate
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    Wednesday is Bruce Willis Vs Liam Neeson.
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    Thursday is Megatron Vs Megatron (Almost certainly an incarnation battle)
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    The next scheduled match is for November 28 and is Bruce Willis vs John Wayne.
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    So, yeah…

  14. Asger August 20, 2013 at 10:49 am -      #14

    Shao Kahn vs Link? Uh…okay then…Most people tend to get screwed over fighting Link, since he has enough equipment to make Batman cream himself.

  15. Commander Cross August 20, 2013 at 10:51 am -      #15

    @Itcheyness at #13

    I might be up for on-the-morrow if/when that happens, Assuming I’m not watching any movies released that day first.
    I just hope Xornell remembers that one Speech I spoke to him about.

    Is the Link being sent in to be based on just one of the 3 great LoZ Timelines’ worth of Links, or are we gonna go with either LttP/Oracles/L.A Link or N64 Link in play?
    Or best to wait until the fight happens first?

    Hasn’t Master Chief already fought two other dudes from Crysis?
    This might be a bit redundant.

    How is Thor gonna BFR Lobo?

    Megatron beats Megatron, that’s all I’ll ever agree on.

  16. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 10:51 am -      #16

    Spoiler Alert!!!!!! jk
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    Saturday is Lobo vs Thor
    I.Feel.Like.That is….mine
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    “Thursday is Shao Kahn Vs Link, which is sure to be fun”
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    One of my faves of MK

  17. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 11:38 am -      #17

    Total rape for the kaiju.

  18. OberHeresy August 20, 2013 at 11:55 am -      #18

    I’m wonder if the fact that Pandora is all “we’re all like, for the planet man” would come into affect.
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    Cause, wasn’t the fact that we polluted the planet a reason the Kaiju could come to Earth?(Hollywood seriously needs to understand that we don’t need lame “Save the planet!” references in their movies!)
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    So, would the fact that Pandora is basically Al Gores wet dream come into plY?
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    Other than that Kaiju stomp.

  19. Namer August 20, 2013 at 12:08 pm -      #19

    MC’s fought the other two guys, yeah. The only way I see this being good and new is if MC gets all UNSC/Cov weapons, and Prophet gets Human/Ceph ones.
    .
    Star Trek vs Stargate could be interesting… if there’s ST Wank. Because that’s the only way I see them putting up any sort of fight. The rest, no comment.
    .
    Oh, and the match. Pandora gets stomped. It’d have been fairer with a single or a few Kaijus. There’s time enough.

  20. OberHeresy August 20, 2013 at 12:13 pm -      #20

    Well, if MC for once gets his full UNSC loadout, as opposed to being given the weakest possible weaponry……..then it might be interesting.

  21. GuardianAngel1911 the Ten Tails Jinchuriki August 20, 2013 at 12:19 pm -      #21

    “Thursday is Shao Kahn Vs Link, which is sure to be fun”
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    well that’ll either be a really interesting fight or a horrible stomp in Link’s favor.
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    “Friday is Master Chief Vs Prophet (Crysis)”
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    I’ll probably be bumping something this day.
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    “Saturday is Lobo vs Thor”
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    This will be a good fight, looks like it’s the peak of the week.
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    “Monday is the Rookie (Halo3:ODST) vs Gordon Freeman”
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    another bump day for me unless Lobo vs Thor does good.
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    “Tuesday is Star Trek Vs Stargate”
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    better than nothing I guess….might be good
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    “Wednesday is Bruce Willis Vs Liam Neeson”.
    the actors themselves…..Neeson. Their characters combined….Neeson stomps.
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    “Thursday is Megatron Vs Megatron (Almost certainly an incarnation battle)”
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    This one is mine, pretty sure it was anyway unless someone else did too. It’s Beast Wars Megatron vs TFP Megatron.

  22. Galorian August 20, 2013 at 12:20 pm -      #22

    Kaijus stomp all over Pandora so hard it’s not even funny…
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    And now for a shameless plug- hop over to the Protoss Zealot Vs Space Marine thread for pure comedy gold!

  23. Asger August 20, 2013 at 12:26 pm -      #23

    “And now for a shameless plug- hop over to the Protoss Zealot Vs Space Marine thread for pure comedy gold!”

    I’m not likin the sound of that Scoob!

  24. Shgon Dunstan August 20, 2013 at 12:27 pm -      #24

    (Looks in on thread)…..
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    …..Nope, still not the biggest stomp on the site.
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    www.factpile.com/1934-tenchi-masaki-vs-sephiroth/
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    Still a pretty bad one though. :?

  25. Tails111 August 20, 2013 at 12:29 pm -      #25

    @GuardianAngel1911

    As someone who has watched Beast Wars and Prime…doesn’t Prime Megatron have more feats?

    And FYI, Megatron is getting a new form in the upcoming TFP movie, Predacons Rising.

  26. GuardianAngel1911 the Ten Tails Jinchuriki August 20, 2013 at 12:31 pm -      #26

    @Tails
    this was made way before the most recent seasons with Predaking, I don’t even remember the setup now though.

  27. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 12:35 pm -      #27

    Actually when I think about it, Shang Tsung is one of my faves I hate Shao Khan

  28. GuardianAngel1911 the Ten Tails Jinchuriki August 20, 2013 at 12:39 pm -      #28

    @Amm0
    he’s had other matches on here…only one I remember for sure was vs Dresden though.

  29. ∞TrekWars Galactica∞ August 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm -      #29

    As much as the blue-cat-people fanboy in me is screaming that Eywa would help them somehow, unlike RDA, these Kaiju don’t really know fear, and nothing could take on monsters of that size…Not even the great big Banshee that Jake Sully rode at the end of the movie…Kaiju stomp…*shudders*

  30. Tails111 August 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm -      #30

    @GuardianAngel1911

    Well, it is still a cool match. Do you remember if Beast Wars Megatron gets his Dragon Form?

    Anyways, you are lucky. I’m still waiting for my matches, lol. Good thing I’m patient…

  31. GuardianAngel1911 the Ten Tails Jinchuriki August 20, 2013 at 12:47 pm -      #31

    No…I don’t remember if he does…that might need to be clarified…

  32. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 12:48 pm -      #32

    Pandoras atmosphere is actually shitty for humans, with pollutants and stuff toxic to us. Hence the exo-packs. It would probably be great for the kaiju.

  33. Tails111 August 20, 2013 at 12:49 pm -      #33

    I think the only way that the Pandora natives could even win this match is if they get a major upgrade in film 2 or 3. And that is pretty unlikely.

  34. OberHeresy August 20, 2013 at 12:55 pm -      #34

    But…..wouldn’t the fact that Kaiju can breath in our atmosphere, make it so they can’t in Pandoras?
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    Eh, I still say they crush Pandora before they die of suffocation. And the proceed to toxic bomb it.

  35. Tails111 August 20, 2013 at 12:57 pm -      #35

    Yeah, for all we know, the Kaiju can hold their breaths for hours.

  36. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2013 at 1:01 pm -      #36

    ““Thursday is Megatron Vs Megatron (Almost certainly an incarnation battle)”
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    This one is mine, pretty sure it was anyway unless someone else did too. It’s Beast Wars Megatron vs TFP Megatron.”

    ==================================

    Unless its the one I suggested a few days ago that pit G1 Megatron against Live action Megatron.

  37. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 1:01 pm -      #37

    The Kaiju seem engineered to not have thir masters’ weakness for specific atmosphere.

  38. GuardianAngel1911 the Ten Tails Jinchuriki August 20, 2013 at 1:04 pm -      #38

    @Shadow Knight
    huh, both of us suggested two wildly different versions of Megatron vs Megatron lol.

  39. Tails111 August 20, 2013 at 1:05 pm -      #39

    @Shadow-Knight

    G1 Megatron stomps, although I guess it depends. Do you mean G1 cartoon, G1 comics, G1 version 2 comics, or composite?

  40. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2013 at 1:06 pm -      #40

    At #36
    The one I made also had Star Scream as a …….. Tag in ,I guess you could say, for both sides.

  41. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2013 at 1:09 pm -      #41

    @Shadow-Knight

    “G1 Megatron stomps, although I guess it depends. Do you mean G1 cartoon, G1 comics, G1 version 2 comics, or composite?”

    I was thinking cartoon G1. The movie version would get every thing he has demonstrated in said movies, Plus both sides get Star Scream as a (power up) of sorts. They only get SS for a couple minutes and their is a waiting period before he can return.

  42. Tails111 August 20, 2013 at 1:16 pm -      #42

    @Shadow-knight

    Is it safe to assume that this means no Galvatron?

  43. Shadow-Knight August 20, 2013 at 1:19 pm -      #43

    @Shadow-knight

    “Is it safe to assume that this means no Galvatron?”

    ————

    Yes, ha ha, I wanted it to be a fight not a slaughter.

  44. Xornell August 20, 2013 at 1:21 pm -      #44

    Like… Like all the Kaiju or just one? Because I could see Pandora taking out one Kaiju. I mean, it is an entire planet filled with vicious monsters and indigenous people with arrows that pierce tank armor. I could see them PIS’ing their way through a Kaiju.
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    I think the only reason the Kaiju did much to the humans in Pacific Rim is the fact that they’re hilariously inept. They have plasma cannons that are literally the only thing we see kill monsters (save for a giant… sword?) and what do they do with them? Mount them on giant robots… Why would you do that? You could fit like 30 of the things on a battleship and a few aircraft equipped with them and send a fleet of the bad boys to the spot where the Kaiju were pouring in. When all the robots are destroyed, they decided to build a wall. Not an armed, special wall. Just a wall. Made of the same materials millions of people watched the monsters effortlessly smash through. And we’re supposed to believe that the entire, whole productive capabilities of every nation on Earth can’t make a few giant robots per day? I mean the amount of PIS involved was incredible in that movie. Still liked it, though. /rant.
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    Then again, giant fucking monsters…
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    More than one? Pwnstomp.
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    Itchyness@ #13
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    I see some matches I like there. It’ll be interesting at the very least.
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  45. Aelfinn August 20, 2013 at 1:52 pm -      #45

    “Star Trek vs Stargate could be interesting… if there’s ST Wank. Because that’s the only way I see them putting up any sort of fight.”
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    lol, no.
    =
    Anyway, doesn’t Pandora’s atmosphere have ammonia in it or something? That’s something the Kaiju have never been shown to handle. Could kill them before they destroy Pandora.

  46. ZomBMO August 20, 2013 at 2:07 pm -      #46

    G1 vs Live Action Megatron is a pretty hard stomp in G1s favor.
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    Beast Wars vs Prime/War for Cybertron, I dunno, Beast Wars Rampage was a mountain buster, and by dragon-mode, I always assumed Megatron was stronger.
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    But that is a discussion for another day.

  47. Asger August 20, 2013 at 2:12 pm -      #47

    They just pull a Quaritch and hold their breath forever. Miles Quaritch, what a guy…it’s a bad sign when the only interesting character is the ‘bad guy.’

  48. The Auditors of Reality August 20, 2013 at 2:13 pm -      #48

    Even if the whole Gaia hypothesis taken up to eleven gimmick is taken into account, we never saw anything in Avatar that could stand a chance against the Kaiju. I agree with the majority opinion; Kaiju stomp.
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    “Anyway, doesn’t Pandora’s atmosphere have ammonia in it or something? That’s something the Kaiju have never been shown to handle. Could kill them before they destroy Pandora.”
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    Well, the aliens who sent the Kaiju have apparently invaded other worlds/universes before, so I’d assume that they’re used to dealing with alien atmospheres and will tailor the Kaiju accordingly. That said, they never invaded the last time (65 million years ago, when the poor dinosaurs got vaporized) because the environmental conditions apparently weren’t right, so…
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    “Star Trek vs Stargate could be interesting… if there’s ST Wank. Because that’s the only way I see them putting up any sort of fight.”
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    I imagine it’d come down to Q and the Prophets vs. the Ascended Ancients and the Ori.

  49. Shgon Dunstan August 20, 2013 at 2:13 pm -      #49

    @Aelfinn
    “lol, no.”
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    I don’t think he’s counting god-like beings, but as far as everything else…. The Milkyway Replicators could likely take them on on their own, much less everyone else.

  50. Aelfinn August 20, 2013 at 2:16 pm -      #50

    “Those blue Mary-Sues”
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    I never got why the Na’vi were considered Mary Sues. They were two-dimensional place-holders for “Nature good, industry bad”, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they fit all Mary-Sue requirements. They’re shown in the movie to make a poor decision to us viewers, and that’s very un-Mary Sue-like.
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    In fact, I’ve never gotten the sheer anger directed at this movie. Yeah, it’s got stupid plot bullshit going on, but I expected that. It’s got amazing visuals, which I felt was the entire point of the movie from the get-go. Does that excuse a stupid plot? No, that makes it a bad movie. But not one I feel deserves the hatred dumped on it.

  51. Jolttra August 20, 2013 at 2:19 pm -      #51

    “doesn’t Pandora’s atmosphere have ammonia in it or something? That’s something the Kaiju have never been shown to handle. Could kill them before they destroy Pandora.”
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    The Kaiju are bio engineered creatures made literally seconds before they cross the dimensional portal to the intended victim planet. (In this case Pandora.) Therefore I personally believe they can be made to withstand the atmosphere, even if they have to go threw a Kaijiu or two to get it right. Not to mention the Kaijiu have already conquered several other planets, so chances are at least one of those had a atmosphere poisonous to humans.

  52. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 2:20 pm -      #52

    I don’t think so, the parasites on the kaiju could be kept alive if submerged in ammonia, so I think the stuff is part of their biochemistry.

  53. Aelfinn August 20, 2013 at 2:23 pm -      #53

    “The Milkyway Replicators could likely take them on on their own, much less everyone else.”
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    I’ve always felt the Replicators got wanked. What was the strategy? “Time-dilate a planet, build up Replicators, and use massive amounts of ZPM’s to make indestructible ships”?
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    Yeah, not only is that so far out of Character as to be inexcusable, but never has it been shown to just tack on multiple ZPM’s for infinite energy.
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    I also feel the petaton calc for ZPM’s was done somewhat incorrectly, regardless of the fact that high-end ST calcs show they can match it.
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    That’s ignoring the Borg, who can teleport through shields and inject nano-probes into the ships directly, whereby they’ll assimilate knowledge and tech and the ability to match that.
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    Also Species 8472, who exist in a dimension so far unreachable by SG forces and who can casually planet-bust.
    =
    But that’s a debate for another day.

  54. Xornell August 20, 2013 at 2:24 pm -      #54

    “Miles Quaritch, what a guy…it’s a bad sign when the only interesting character is the ‘bad guy.’”
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    Meh. A little too archetypical “macho toughguy” for me. He was among the more interesting characters, but I don’t even remember the rest of their names, so that’s barely saying anything lol.
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    I don’t really hate Avatar specifically, I just enjoy tearing apart movies in general. Movies with stupid amounts of PIS involved are just easier to destroy.

  55. Xornell August 20, 2013 at 2:27 pm -      #55

    “he Kaiju are bio engineered creatures made literally seconds before they cross the dimensional portal to the intended victim planet.”
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    Wut? Where did you see that? I mean I’m not disagreeing, I just don’t ever remember that.

  56. Aelfinn August 20, 2013 at 2:28 pm -      #56

    “so chances are at least one of those had a atmosphere poisonous to humans.”
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    I don’t know about that. Our slightly-elevated CO2 levels were apparently perfect for them, and we can’t say they invaded a planet with poisonous atmosphere when it takes hundreds of millions of years to invade one planet.
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    “I don’t think so, the parasites on the kaiju could be kept alive if submerged in ammonia, so I think the stuff is part of their biochemistry.”
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    Quite possibly true. I think it was ammonia, but I could be wrong.

  57. Commander Cross August 20, 2013 at 2:36 pm -      #57

    @Shgon at 24

    Pfft.

    It could have been worse.

    That could have been Post-Changes Dresden vs Master Chief without Scarab Guns.

    Or Post-OVA 3 (still no Kami form allowed) Original!-Tenchi vs Post-NJO Luke (no dagger of Abeloth either way) and Post-Inheritance Eragon at the same time really.

    Not the thread to go in-depth on that though, so take the two ideas with a grain of salt.

    @Xornell at #54

    Miles in a way is kind of symbolic.

    He’s not exactly the only one doing this, but to me he’s sort of a reminder that the Human Race in that movie might not really be Human anymore and the lack of trust and all that jazz could have been the result of that.
    Still interesting though, especially if there’s suspicions the Na’vi could wind up the same way at some point.

    I am not taking a side in that matter, I’m just wondering why this match is too short.

  58. Jolttra August 20, 2013 at 2:36 pm -      #58

    “In fact, I’ve never gotten the sheer anger directed at this movie. ” I can’t speak for the others, but my personal hatred for this movie comes from the fans. I know that sounds harsh, hating a ton of people for liking a dumb action movie (especially since I watch cheesy crap like Godzilla) but Its those damn people who go on and on about how original and different the film is. It has the same plot as Pocahontas, but I hear tons of people say the plot is new and original. The characters are 2d paper cut outs, but I hear tons of people say they are “deep” and “realistic”. Pandora has a strange landscape for the sake of having a strange landscape, with no rhyme or reason to it. (Why do the monkeys, horses, and everything else of 6 limbs but the Na’vi have only 4?) And it is so manipulative with its appearance, phrasing, and symbolism that there are people who want to kill themselves because their sad the Na’vi don’t exist.
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    If you like the movie for its visuals, fine. That’s what the movie should have been about from the beginning. But I will add that on and Blue-Ray the special Effects actually look pretty bad. I don’t know why, the SF’s are the only good thing about the film, but on Blue-Ray it looks surprisingly fake. While movies like District 9 and Starship Troopers look amazing. So the “Advance” unbelievably expensive special effects have aged worse then a film from 97. Money well spent.

  59. The Geek Lord August 20, 2013 at 2:41 pm -      #59

    Interesting thought but incredibly uneven match
    All it would take is one cat. 3 Kaiju to wipe out the Na’vi completely.

  60. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 2:45 pm -      #60

    Ok so this is a consensus stomp, I feel like it should be left to rot at this point.

  61. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 2:46 pm -      #61

    Considering Kaiju are already hyper toxic, I don’t think the atmosphere will be a concern. They are tailor made after all. At least three Kaiju observed were specifically engineered to fight the Jaegers. Otachi clearly was meant to take on Cherno Alpha, considering it was all speed and acid. Leather Back was clearly meant to take on at least Striker Eureka and probably Crimson Typhoon. Scunner was very obviously meant to take on Gipsy Danger, being a bigger, stronger variant of the knife head type kaiju that originally defeated Gipsy. Given three instances of different model Kaijus appearing to tailor fit the presented problems.. I see little issue with the atmosphere.
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    Also.. the Cretaceous Period Dinosaurs WTFstomped Pandora’s wild life.. and the Kaijus extinctified the Dinosaurs in Pacific Rim.. So why was this even suggested?

  62. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 2:50 pm -      #62

    One Cat 3? Pfft, Even a Cat 2 like Onibaba could solo this.
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    images.wikia.com/pacificrim/images/7/70/Onibaba_shott.jpg
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    What the fuck is going to stop that? Nothing. Nothing is going to stop it.

  63. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 2:50 pm -      #63

    Otachi’s acid gland rapes.

  64. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 3:05 pm -      #64

    Oh, also, toxic shit is GOOD for them. The whole reason they didn’t take over the Earth the first time around was because it was too clean for them. Literally. We had to heavily pollute the planet first for them to want to come back. Their entire culture is probably based around the Monster of the Week schtick most kaiju related television series run on, if they can bio engineer entire armies of kaiju but not terraform a planet. But yeah, the Ammonia is probably a boon for them. They already need it to keep whatever their parasites are alive.. if those are even parasites. They probably actually serve some kind of function..
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    Or fuck, maybe they are parasites and they infest the cloning facility like roaches, latching on to new Kaiju for toxic goodness sustenance.
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    Point being.. bad pandoran atmosphere.. .good for pandorans. good for kaiju too!
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    The inter-dimensional nature of the aliens makes for more good sci-fi cross over matches like this, though.
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    What if they opened a portal on Coruscant, for instance? Or some other planet in some other sci-fi? So much potential.

  65. Commander Cross August 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm -      #65

    On #64

    We could go with Raxus Prime, Post-Clone Wars Pre-Endor if it helps.
    Or would that be a wee bit too obvious?

  66. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 3:14 pm -      #66

    Why is this idea of a match posted its……Really Bad I don’t need to even look at the comments to see how bad this truly is this would be likely in league with the Infamous Aircraft Carrier vs Spanish Armada. Also the Cretaceous Dino’s stomped pandora?

  67. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 3:28 pm -      #67

    Vs tyranids and imperial titans?

  68. Xornell August 20, 2013 at 3:39 pm -      #68

    “The inter-dimensional nature of the aliens makes for more good sci-fi cross over matches like this, though.”
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    True. I’ve always wanted to do some sort of fight with the Combine from Half-Life, but nothing seems right.
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    “What if they opened a portal on Coruscant, for instance? Or some other planet in some other sci-fi? So much potential.”
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    Orbital Bombardment. In just about every Sci-Fi instance with these Kaiju I can think of, Orbital Bombardment is always the correct answer.

  69. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 3:42 pm -      #69

    @Gluttinous-bicarbonate Tyranids alone would be more then suffiicent to drop a Kaiju providing that the force is large enough or hey maybe a Bio-Titan may be able to stand Toe to toe with one. Tyranid Bio-Titan vs Kaiju…..sounds fair.

  70. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 3:44 pm -      #70

    So a scorched earth policy then, eh? It’s true the Kaiju would be too much for most ground forces. Perhaps a Reaper owned world from Mass Effect, or a Protoss world could hold its own with out having to say fuck it and surrendering the planet or obliterating it in a “if I can’t have it, nobody can!” gesture.

  71. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 3:48 pm -      #71

    Kaiju vs Blame!

  72. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 3:52 pm -      #72

    @Sauroposeidon I don’t know ’bout a reaper since one of their magnetohydrodynamic cannon would easily tear apart Mass Effect Ships so I’d assume that the reaper blasts the poor Kaiju into oblivion. I got nothing for Protoss so that could be up to debate….Say why don’t we have a match with Kaiju’s from Pacific Rim against Toho movie monsters (Barring the noticably super powered Kaiju).

  73. Commander Cross August 20, 2013 at 3:54 pm -      #73

    Cosmic Era Gundam Shows vs Kaiju?
    You can just add Super Robot Wars-related content for the former if it makes things more evened out with the forces alone.
    Even Bar Orbital Bombardment for that matter.

  74. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm -      #74

    @Commander Cross Well it all depends really if this is Post Second Bloody Valentine War then well they could just deploy lots and lots of submersible mobile suits and submarines. If that fails then once they surface they get anniahalated by Strike Freedom or Infinnite Justice or whatever other Gundams they have left.

  75. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 4:10 pm -      #75

    Because a standard Pacific Rim kaiju is in the 2,000 ton weight category. A standard Toho Kaiju is in the 50,000+ ton category..
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    That’s why.
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    To give another example. Nukes kill Pacific Rim Kaiju. It’s why Jaegers were built. Nukes can’t even touch most Toho Kaiju, and most of their mecha need some kind of special gimmick to even not get insta-raped by their kaiju opponents. Toho Kaiju are ridicu-strong. You need to get in to comic book levels of power to take them on usually. Something like Iron Man to take on the likes of Rodan or Titanosaurus.

  76. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 4:13 pm -      #76

    I actually have a thread setting up a fight for Godzilla (wait he is a toho monster right?)

  77. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm -      #77

    You should wait until the 2014 version comes out in May.. Or use the Heisei version…

  78. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 4:22 pm -      #78

    @Sauroposeidon My bad its been awhile since I’ve seen how ridiculously powerful they (Toho Monsters) are also anybody got any good ideas for a Toho match that doesn’t end up as a stomp?

  79. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 4:23 pm -      #79

    2014? Isn’t that a new Godzilla all together? I was going with final wars since he was quite powerful from what I read about him on here.
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    Heisei version, can’t say I know what that is.

  80. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 4:53 pm -      #80

    It’s the Godzilla which is depicted from 1984 to 1995. It’s at least more consistent than the Showa version, which ran from 1954 to the 1970′s, and unlike the Millenium movie series, is one cohesive story with out being in a reboot universe every other god damn movie.
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    Although I get the feeling that Final Wars is an “updated” version of showa. That Godzilla is never observed to even be physically harmed. It’s impossible to quantify and as near as I can tell, impossible to kill as well.. which standard factpile matches -require-. So I advocate non-Final Wars versions.

  81. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 4:55 pm -      #81

    Yeah.. Toho Monsters are that bad. Even their weakest Kaiju, Kamakuras, is on a similar scale of the Pacific Rim monsters, and they are faster, and just as smart, and can cloak.
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    Pacific Rim vs Toho will end badly.
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    Even Legendary vs Toho will probably end badly.

  82. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 5:01 pm -      #82

    Oh wait, Maguma is their weakest monster… I -think-.. He’d lose to a Pacific Rim kaiju.

  83. ZomBMO August 20, 2013 at 5:13 pm -      #83

    @Sauro #64
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    Coruscant has dealt with a Kaiju already in the form of the Zillo Beast, it didn’t do much. Star wars has alot of Kaiju size beasts actually, so I am sure they can handle it. Titavians, Sandos, Greater Krayts, Zillo Beasts, there is probably more.

  84. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 5:22 pm -      #84

    Hmm who actually would be a legitimate threat to Toho’s monsters?

  85. Glutinous-Bicarbonate August 20, 2013 at 5:28 pm -      #85

    What about Kumonga? Or is Kamakuras below that. Or Ebiras, he’s pretty shit.
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    Gyaos seems low tier though he’s a Gamera villain.

  86. Xornell August 20, 2013 at 5:30 pm -      #86

    “…surrendering the planet or obliterating it in a “if I can’t have it, nobody can!” gesture.”
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    Not really what I had in mind with orbital bombardment xD They can localize attacks. Maybe it’d destroy a building or two, but hey. And I can’t see a Kaiju taking more than one shot to kill.
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    “Toho Kaiju are ridicu-strong. You need to get in to comic book levels of power to take them on usually.”
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    Lol funny. The movie I saw right before Pacific Rim was Man of Steel. I couldn’t help myself from thinking “I want just a random shot of Superman coming in and punching a monster of the face, leaving everyone like ‘wut?’”.
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    “Coruscant has dealt with a Kaiju already in the form of the Zillo Beast, it didn’t do much.”
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    Also this.

  87. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm -      #87

    Anyone every heard of attack on titan?

  88. ZomBMO August 20, 2013 at 5:41 pm -      #88

    @Amm0
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    I had a match posted with one of it’s characters like a week ago, and posted a thread for it on the ‘topia. You can safely assume I have heard of it.

  89. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 5:49 pm -      #89

    Oh yea I remember that match, with leo in it.
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    What about an toho monster + attack on titan type thing?
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    A group of people are holed up in a place for like a week and have to prepare for an attack with a “little titan” an “armored titan” and the really big one which in this case would be godzilla

  90. ZomBMO August 20, 2013 at 5:52 pm -      #90

    Toho Kaiju are so far out of the Titan’s league, they’d be useless against anyhing that could ever hope to harm a Toho monster.

  91. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 6:13 pm -      #91

    What we need to see is a match of Godzilla vs Gamera seriously I’ve yet to see a site where there’s actually any legitimate arguments.

  92. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 6:42 pm -      #92

    Kumonga is way above Kamakuras’ level. It preys on them. It’s almost a match for Godzilla.. or was before Final Wars.
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    Coruscant had ONE kaiju.. not a continuous onslaught of them. There’s a difference.
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    Ebiras was meant to fight Kong.. so he is kinda shit.. but he shrugs off conventional artillery like nothing and bats around 60 foot boulders like ping pong balls..
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    He could be a good match for a jaeger, maybe.
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    Masers hurt him.. but they’re unquantifiable, essentially.

  93. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm -      #93

    My idea, has a group of people taking on Godzilla

  94. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 7:08 pm -      #94

    @Amm0vamp1r3 hmm perhaps have Godzilla on an endurance match starting at the bottom from absolute pathetic monsters from any and every genre that we can find to the absolute hardcore monsters ever known to man. Hmm I wonder what we can think of Factpilers anybody wanna help me out here?

  95. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm -      #95

    There are the tailed beast, were they are on the giant monster front idk but they are there.
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    Other than them I can’t think of any giant monsters or mechs that may fight Godzilla, he is truly the king of giant monsters

  96. mack006 August 20, 2013 at 7:13 pm -      #96

    Ok, I feel like a total dumb ass for asking you this but I have AB-SEW-LUTE-LEE NO idea what a Kaihus is. Instead of saying STOMP STOMP STOMP please be more specific on why it wins
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    What is a Kaijus and why it is considered a major stomp for them? Someone please give me a brief summary. :)

  97. Definistrator August 20, 2013 at 7:13 pm -      #97

    @Amm0Vam1r3 hmm perhaps 10 matches against the tailed beast’s? After each fight Godzilla gets 15 minute resting period after fighting the 6 tail? Sound fair enough match?

  98. Amm0vamp1r3 August 20, 2013 at 7:16 pm -      #98

    Sounds Fair to me, then again I am not the most knowledge able on the beast, I just know of them

  99. mack006 August 20, 2013 at 7:19 pm -      #99

    Damn, I should have put AB-SEW-LUTE-LEE as hyperlinks. Each word goes to a different picture…

  100. Sauroposeidon August 20, 2013 at 7:19 pm -      #100

    Kaiju = Giant Monster. Dai Kaiju is the more specific term but Kaiju works too. It’s japanese. With the term now officially on Factpile as something we can click and see how many matches have it as a keyword, I strongly suggest all future kaiju matches actually include it as a keyword so people looking specifically for giant monster matches can find them.

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