Bingo Players Vs WoW Players

Bingo Players Vs WoW Players

Ladies that can’t leave their bingo sites Vs Geeks that play World of Warcraft 24/7.

Weapons -
Geeks: all the goods on WoW
Bingo ladies: bingo balls and Bingo marker
Location: the real world
Who is going to win?

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116 Comments on "Bingo Players Vs WoW Players"

  1. GuardianAngel1911 July 16, 2013 at 10:26 pm -      #1

    …………………
    what?
    -
    That said…..I honestly don’t know….I guess…WoW Players?

  2. Alpha or Omega July 16, 2013 at 10:41 pm -      #2

    Probably World of Warcraft Players due to sheer numbers of people IIRC.
    That, and bingo stuff probably wouldn’t do good against computers and electronics.

  3. GuardianAngel1911 July 16, 2013 at 10:48 pm -      #3

    would stuff like collectibles count as WoW gear? some of those statues and such could make good bludgeoning weapons.

  4. Alpha or Omega July 16, 2013 at 10:58 pm -      #4

    Considering that collectibles and products are goods yes.

  5. GuardianAngel1911 July 16, 2013 at 11:03 pm -      #5

    yeah….so it’s old people vs
    i1.ytimg.com/vi/RyuIfcsxJ8o/hqdefault.jpg
    nerds with access to impractical but still somewhat useful swords…..heavy bludgeoning weapons……CD’s (improvised throwing discs)
    computers…..anything I’m missing?

  6. Karen Starr July 16, 2013 at 11:18 pm -      #6

    horrible stomp match… yeah WoW players have this I guess…

  7. Aelfinn July 16, 2013 at 11:18 pm -      #7

    It was paid for, but still, ehhhhhh…………

  8. GuardianAngel1911 July 16, 2013 at 11:30 pm -      #8

    yeah…
    so.
    Wonder when that Katniss vs Ellie match I suggested will get posted….really interested in seeing how that one goes.

  9. mack006 July 16, 2013 at 11:32 pm -      #9

    WoW needs more skills then bingo sooooooo….
    WoW wins
    -
    Honestly who the hell suggested this? They must either be REALLY high or were hallucinating when they were typing. That or I am hallucinating right now…
    -
    It must be one of those matches again…

  10. GuardianAngel1911 July 16, 2013 at 11:34 pm -      #10

    Maybe Admin was trying to remind us not to complain about the matches.

  11. SgCombine July 17, 2013 at 12:00 am -      #11

    I see both sides taking heavy casualities, though I can see the WoW Players winning when the old ladies hips give out. Still, bingo balls can be used as projectiles so I’d give the old ladies a range advantage, unless any of the WoW players are willing to hurl their precious plastic swords at them. *shrug*

  12. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 12:08 am -      #12

    Are you trying to make us nostalgic, yearning for the past?
    -
    I hope this is some form of punishment. Because if these *are* the best matches you’re getting from us, we need to step the shit up on our game majorly.

  13. Commander Cross July 17, 2013 at 12:13 am -      #13

    @Master Sarge at #12 and to the owner of #8

    I am already testing to see if that micro-project I’ve been working out is going to be deployed at all, let alone Troll free for that matter.
    So far I am not seeing progressive results yet.

    As for this match, if we’re talking about this beast, Bingo players destroy the WoW players from the face of the galaxy if we’re talking about how common it is.
    If we’re talking about Universe Wars in general, World of Warcraft players decimate the Bingo players from the face of the Galaxy.

  14. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 12:16 am -      #14

    This is all Kara’s fault!
    She insulted the admin and so we have to be punished because of her!
    -
    BURN HER, SHE IS THE CAUSE FOR THIS >:(

  15. GuardianAngel1911 July 17, 2013 at 12:20 am -      #15

    not really anyone’s fault a lot of us made comments on the matches being posted.

  16. Virgil July 17, 2013 at 12:25 am -      #16

    Although I do have to say that those giant bingo balls that are used in some bingo games could be used quite devastatingly (I wouldn’t put it past some of those older ladies to be major tacticians)… Some of those things are huge after all.
    -
    The amount of verbal abuse that the old woman could deal out as well could lower some major morale for the WoW team…
    -
    @Glutinous-Bicarbonate
    -
    You have a point… A very good point.

  17. Ford Prefect (the Hoopy Frood) July 17, 2013 at 1:09 am -      #17

    @GB
    I did suggest Ryu Hayabusa vs Kratos with some interesting scenarios, hope that gets posted.

  18. Watchdog Lowk July 17, 2013 at 1:37 am -      #18

    Where the hell did this come from?
    Bingo players win. Old people are only pretending to be weak and fragile. In reality they are ninja-like, grey haired, masters of deception and guilt spewing. No one ever excepts the old lady… until it’s two late.

  19. Murder July 17, 2013 at 1:48 am -      #19

    Jesus christ….

  20. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 2:00 am -      #20

    This is for the Admin, if it is indeed the complaints that have caused is than I feel it is my duty to say……

  21. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 2:01 am -      #21

    *caused this

  22. Mike July 17, 2013 at 4:41 am -      #22

    well if past players that were constantly playing count, my little brother played and at the time was 6’3″ 350lb offensive lineman in college. he’d bowl over a good couple dozen geriatrics before they could swarm him, lol.

  23. Draco July 17, 2013 at 5:47 am -      #23

    I have a strange feeling that what you say GB may be true… I dunno why but these seem like punishment for our actions.
    -
    I am hoping to see my elemental match-up posted though…

  24. Slayer July 17, 2013 at 6:03 am -      #24

    “I did suggest Ryu Hayabusa vs Kratos with some interesting scenarios, hope that gets posted.”
    -
    I suggested Sailor Moon vs Jedah Dohma a few weeks ago, lol

  25. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 6:07 am -      #25

    “This is all Kara’s fault!
    She insulted the admin and so we have to be punished because of her!
    -
    BURN HER, SHE IS THE CAUSE FOR THIS >:(”
    _
    Woah… that escalated quickly >.>
    _
    *flutters her eyelashes with a puppy dog face and low whine* You wouldn’ hurt lil’ ole’ me now would you?
    _
    Anyway, WoW players would win, some real fucking dicks played WoW like Anders Behring Breivik. I knew a guy who was in his guild.

  26. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 1:31 pm -      #26

    @kara
    These are the persons able to debate semantics for tens of thousands of comments over the course of several years.
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    If you’re the cause of this, we’ll fucking End you.

  27. Commander Cross July 17, 2013 at 1:55 pm -      #27

    The minute any of us start any ‘Witch burnings’ in this thread will be the minute I shoot someone, end this now while we still have a chance!!!

    *Back to happier news*

    I’ll take another shot in the dark and hope things start getting better then.

  28. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 2:12 pm -      #28

    I’ve suggested some good matches recently (also some resuggestions)
    -
    Western Han Dynasty of China vs Roman empire (Principate era)
    -
    Green Lantern vs Iron Man
    -
    Jiro Mochizuki (Black Blood Brothers) vs Alucard (Hellsing) vs Abel Nightroad (Trinity Blood)
    -
    Doomsday vs Thanos
    -
    Mr. Majestic (preN52) vs Gladiator
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    Hopefully one of them gets posted…

  29. Soulerous July 17, 2013 at 2:30 pm -      #29

    Enraged nerds are a force to be reckoned with.

  30. Aelfinn July 17, 2013 at 2:32 pm -      #30

    Shit! Kara’s using her feminine wiles! It must be some form of Satanic Black Magic formed by Eve’s Original Sin! If she had sex before marriage, she’s the one who poisoned our wells, kidnapped our children, and brought this match down upon us!
    -
    funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/This-is-how-i-protect-my-virginity.jpg

  31. Epicazeroth July 17, 2013 at 3:49 pm -      #31

    S, magic and enchanted weapons vs plastic balls?

  32. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 3:50 pm -      #32

    I suggested a mach a couple nights ago, but I did not get an emailed copy like I did with my first few. Do I need to resend it or did it go through any way?

  33. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 4:10 pm -      #33

    “If you’re the cause of this, we’ll fucking End you.”
    _
    Not on the best day of your life sweetheart ^^
    _
    “Shit! Kara’s using her feminine wiles! It must be some form of Satanic Black Magic formed by Eve’s Original Sin! If she had sex before marriage, she’s the one who poisoned our wells, kidnapped our children, and brought this match down upon us!”
    _
    Look, what I’ve done, or what I’ve not done isn’t for the eyes and ears of this site ;P
    _
    “The minute any of us start any ‘Witch burnings’ in this thread will be the minute I shoot someone, end this now while we still have a chance!!!”
    _
    Cross, the voice of reason, who knew?
    _
    At any rate, leave a girl alone would ya? I only complained once, I’ve seen you lot complain loads a times! Maybe it’s alla your faults!

  34. Karen Starr July 17, 2013 at 4:19 pm -      #34

    Aw Kara hun, you know that they are incapable of actually blaming themselves

  35. Watchdog Lowk July 17, 2013 at 4:35 pm -      #35

    So anyone else have a bit of a chuckle that it looks like power girl and supergirl are having a chat or am I just that level of geek?

  36. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 4:38 pm -      #36

    Too true Karen ^^ They are guys afterall ;P

  37. GuardianAngel1911 July 17, 2013 at 4:52 pm -      #37

    for the record I said it was no one in particulars fault and that a lot of people (ironically I think the majority of the people on this thread can’t remember who all was involved) made comments, myself included.

  38. SgCombine July 17, 2013 at 4:54 pm -      #38

    Not sure what’s going on but I had nothing to do with this >.<

  39. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 5:01 pm -      #39

    Now now everyone, lets not jump to conclusions about Kara being a witch because she clearly isn’t. She is however attempting to put us under her control using her devil vagina magic.
    -
    BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Watchdog Lowk July 17, 2013 at 5:08 pm -      #40

    Ladies, gentlemen, and other; GuardianAngel said no one was at fault. However since he exclude everyone but himself then it was he who is to be blamed. You would’ve gotten away with it GA if it wasn’t for us meddling kids.

  41. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 5:14 pm -      #41

    Devil Vagina Magic? … What the hell?!

  42. Aelfinn July 17, 2013 at 5:25 pm -      #42

    “Devil Vagina Magic? … What the hell?!”
    -
    Well, it comes from a long and complex history of men trying to solve their sexual frustration coupled with their superior strength. “Women are weaker? Can’t say no.” “Women dumped me? They created original sin.” These are thoughts had by men throughout tim. Due to a long history of “Might making right” and “women look better than us”, men have been able to create a culture in which women are effectively subjugated and treated as inferior. Evil comes from them, and the vagina is the ultimate representation of femininity. Thus, men hate it throughout time. Irrational fear and insecurity have caused women to be portrayed as “harlots”, “sluts”, and “trouble-makers”.
    -
    In short, you’re a witch. Does anyone have a duck against which we can compare her?

  43. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 5:32 pm -      #43

    Admin looks at this discussion, and I can imagine his expression being no less than “WTF.”

  44. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 5:35 pm -      #44

    “Does anyone have a duck against which we can compare her?”
    -
    I always carry a duck for situations like these *pulls a duck out of my pocket* and a set of human sized scales *pulls those out of my pocket too*
    -
    Let’s get this witch bur- I mean, trial, over with.

  45. Watchdog Lowk July 17, 2013 at 5:40 pm -      #45

    @GB
    Admin’s got to be used to this by now.

  46. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 5:44 pm -      #46

    Oh dear, do I smell an ingress into misogyny debate approaching?
    -
    Sure, why not. It would stand for better discussion than WoW players vs the elderly.
    -
    Ru, how do you respond to Ael’s assertions?

  47. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm -      #47

    ..I… wha?
    _
    Lemme guess, did I turn one of you into a newt?

  48. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 7:19 pm -      #48

    How the hell did we get from bingo to some debate about Kara’s vagina? Come on people we need to mature up
    -
    WE ARE HERE TO DEBATE ABOUT BINGO PLAYERS VS WOW PLAYERS OK?
    -
    Oh well I forgive you Kara even though you were the cause of this. Don’t do your whinings again mademoiselle because that disgusts me. It actually will piss me off even more (I HATE cute things). If I catch you again with that face then I will burn you without mercy.
    -
    How the hell did this debate even started? Who was the cause of this ‘Kara’ troll? I shall hunt him/her down and skin him/her alive!

  49. SgCombine July 17, 2013 at 7:28 pm -      #49

    So is today Male Supremacy day on Factpile or what xD? I mean if it is I didn’t get the memo ok, don’t hunt me down.

  50. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 7:39 pm -      #50

    I petition July 17 be officially recognized as Male Supremacy Day.
    -
    Oh, we’re just having a bit of fun being stupid and immature. Granted we get our fair share of genuinely stupid and immature folks, but when somebody presents the elderly vs nerds as a debatable fight, you’re just forcing ground for us silly bastards to get going.
    -
    If you find this problematic, come back tomorrer, and we’ll probably be back to srs bsns.

  51. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 8:00 pm -      #51

    So…. males for the FP award?

  52. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 8:02 pm -      #52

    @Kara Zor-El
    You only turned half of me into a newt you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

  53. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 8:06 pm -      #53

    “How the hell did we get from bingo to some debate about Kara’s vagina? Come on people we need to mature up
    -
    WE ARE HERE TO DEBATE ABOUT BINGO PLAYERS VS WOW PLAYERS OK?
    -
    Oh well I forgive you Kara even though you were the cause of this. Don’t do your whinings again mademoiselle because that disgusts me. It actually will piss me off even more (I HATE cute things). If I catch you again with that face then I will burn you without mercy.
    -
    How the hell did this debate even started? Who was the cause of this ‘Kara’ troll? I shall hunt him/her down and skin him/her alive!”
    _
    Um… what, the collective fuck? I thin you need to sit down and stop eating so many damn sweets.
    _
    “I petition July 17 be officially recognized as Male Supremacy Day.”
    _
    That’s okay ^^ the other 364(365 on a leap year) days are Female Supremecy Days!
    _
    “Oh, we’re just having a bit of fun being stupid and immature. Granted we get our fair share of genuinely stupid and immature folks, but when somebody presents the elderly vs nerds as a debatable fight, you’re just forcing ground for us silly bastards to get going.”
    _
    But why am I the punching bag here? You sexist fucks! 95% men, and ya’ll gang up on a woman? For shame Factpile! For shame!
    _
    *giggling* seriously… Devil Vagina? xD www.gelaskins.com/images/artworkImages/max-800×800/700.jpg I’ll come and get you.

  54. TheSorrow July 17, 2013 at 8:06 pm -      #54

    Can you really consider WoW Players “males”? I always thought they were some kind of subspecies.

  55. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 8:10 pm -      #55

    luigluyftydtlug;ouhugyuflgfyulgyjtfdthrsrthdkufkuuhlikufvktudfds
    Candy overload
    -
    “So is today Male Supremacy day on Factpile or what xD? I mean if it is I didn’t get the memo ok, don’t hunt me down.” – sgcombine
    I was referring to that, not the actual debate :).

  56. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 8:10 pm -      #56

    “But why am I the punching bag here? You sexist fucks! 95% men, and ya’ll gang up on a woman? For shame Factpile! For shame!”
    -
    *Flips open Guidebook of how to be a sexist pig*

  57. Rorschach July 17, 2013 at 8:13 pm -      #57

    “Can you really consider WoW Players “males”? I always thought they were some kind of subspecies.”
    …So I’m not the only one that thinks this. It certainly seems that they are a subspecies.

  58. TheSorrow July 17, 2013 at 8:15 pm -      #58

    Oh well I forgive you Kara even though you were the cause of this. Don’t do your whinings again mademoiselle because that disgusts me. It actually will piss me off even more (I HATE cute things). If I catch you again with that face then I will burn you without mercy.
    -
    So this is what Cross would be like if he had a shred of testosterone in his body…

  59. Rorschach July 17, 2013 at 8:17 pm -      #59

    “But why am I the punching bag here? You sexist fucks! 95% men, and ya’ll gang up on a woman? For shame Factpile! For shame!”
    Well, I’d never gang up on a woman, but when a woman, or anyone for that matter, is trying to kill me, in no way will I hesitate making sure they’d never get the chance.

  60. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 8:17 pm -      #60

    Now now Kara, this has nothing to do with you being a woman and everything to do with you (possibly, I guess) being a witch.
    -
    So, now that we’ve got that out of the way, all who would level charges of witchery against this wi- err, woman, please make your cases now.

  61. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 8:18 pm -      #61

    Seriously though Mack, I don’t know if you’re trying to fit in with the cool kids, by jumping on the “bash Kara” bandwagon, but I know them, I know they’re joking you? But you? You’re some fresh meat whose waltzed in here and starting saying shit. I mean, did you actually think that was funny?
    _
    I mean calling me a “troll”? Really?
    _
    But you hate cute things? Well I’m the cutest Bitch in town, and I’d love to see you try to “burn me without mercy” because I love eating little fucks for breakfast. My advice to you though, would be to just stop. I’d say a Taken -esque quote, but I really don’t think I need to.
    _
    “*Flips open Guidebook of how to be a sexist pig*”
    _
    What year was it printed? That can help ^^
    _
    @Aelfinn
    OMG darling, I just love how you put so much thought and effort into even a jokey post xD

  62. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 8:19 pm -      #62

    @Sorrow
    Needs more pie gun references.

  63. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 8:25 pm -      #63

    “So, now that we’ve got that out of the way, all who would level charges of witchery against this wi- err, woman, please make your cases now.”
    _
    Oh, I’m Queen Bitch darling, I’m the Wicked Witch of the West from Oz the great an powerful, I’m Muriel from Hansel and Gretl, I’m Tia Dalma from Pirates of the Caribbean, I’m Willow Rosenberg gone baaaad from Buffy, I’m all them and more rolled into one sweetheart.
    _
    So lobby all the evidence you want, *grins wickedly* I don’t think it will help you xD *laughs maniacally, flying away on her Nimbus Firebolt 5000*

  64. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 8:32 pm -      #64

    ^
    You forgot your accessory Black Crochan and gris-gris pouch.

  65. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 8:36 pm -      #65

    @Kara Zor-El
    “I’m the Wicked Witch of the West”
    ===

    Soooooo we can turn a sprinkler on you and you loose 1/4 of your power…… well thats nice. ;-)

  66. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 8:42 pm -      #66

    @Shadow
    You wouldn’t be able to get near me to try. Besides Tia Dalma is a Sea Goddess, so no luck there I’m afraid ;P
    _
    Yes G-B, those and more are mine. I even have the Necronomicon somewhere ;P

  67. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 8:42 pm -      #67

    Well, Kara has basically admitted to practicing witchcraft, ergo I find her guilty and sentence her to the traditional FactPile punishment for witchcraft.
    -
    She must spend three hours locked in a room with Cross, Cross will spend that time describing his three favorite fictional works. At the end of the three hours Kara must take a test on the knowledge imparted to her by Cross, if she fails she will be repeatedly locked in the room with Cross again for another hour until she passes the test.

  68. SgCombine July 17, 2013 at 8:48 pm -      #68

    That’s a bit harsh don’t ya think?

  69. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 8:50 pm -      #69

    Good thing I’m Tia Dalma! I’ll turn into lots of little crabs and scurry away!

  70. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 8:51 pm -      #70

    @Kara
    Wow I didn’t actually mean to insult you or anything 0_0, and no, I wasn’t trying to ‘fit in with the cool kids’ ok? I don’t like to pretend to be someone else and use it to look ‘cool’.
    -
    I wasn’t calling you a troll you know, I was more referring to myself in that comment, I would NEVER insult another person on purpose out of sheer anger.
    -
    Was I really being sexist? I didn’t even realised that, so if I did insult you, I am sorry for that :(.
    -
    I grew up in the 21st century and so most of the kids shows I watched depicted cute in an EXTREMELY stupid and strange way. This made me view cute in a more… upsetting way. Man you people are so lucky getting all those classically animated shows in your childhood with great musics and morals in them, I am so jealous.
    -
    Well, once again I must apologise for writing that mean comment. I hope you will have the heart to forgive me.

  71. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 8:54 pm -      #71

    I think since she basically admitted it, instead of denying it she should be given a lighter sentence. Like three hours locked in a room listening to “its a small world after all”, It is the more humane thing to do compared to the first option.

  72. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 8:59 pm -      #72

    Three hours is lenient! If she had forced it to go to trial and been found guilty she would’ve been given a device that transmits every single thought Cross ever has into her head nonstop for a year.
    -
    I gave her the lightest possible sentence for her crime…

  73. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 17, 2013 at 9:01 pm -      #73

    @Mack
    Oh dear, first Sauro, now Ru. You gotta stop making these bad impressions with the people here bro, lol.
    -
    The funny thing with saying you wish you lived in the past, the “good old day” is that to the people who lived then, THEIR past was the good old day. And guess what those people thought were the best years?
    -
    Remember the past for the good days and hard warnings it provides, but don’t let the nostalgia goggles get too tight or you’ll suffer for it.
    -
    Give the past its due, and live vicariously today.
    -
    No harm done methinks, at least you managed to explain. We are a forgiving community most of the time.

  74. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 9:05 pm -      #74

    How old are you exactly Macky-boy? Also, what shows did you grow up with? Also, what “classically animated shows” do you think I watched? Are you fucking saying I’m old?
    _
    I’m Miss Nicey Nice, so long as you stay on that side of me. Just remember that kiddo ;P

  75. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 9:08 pm -      #75

    Itchey, Scratchey… you guys sound as if you could actually impose these punishments on me. I’m totes a Goddess in Factpile Cannon!
    _
    25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xcs9QwSI1r4lquro1_400.png

  76. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 9:17 pm -      #76

    I was spwaned in the year 2000

  77. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 9:29 pm -      #77

    “I was spwaned in the year 2000″
    _
    Well that explains… a few things >.> You’re barely off your mothers teet! (Heh, too much GoTs!)
    _
    Just watch what you say, and I’m sure we’ll be sound as a pound darling ^^

  78. Aelfinn July 17, 2013 at 9:29 pm -      #78

    She’s growing too powerful. Alpha Pilers…..
    =
    ASSEMBLE!!!!

  79. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 9:35 pm -      #79

    Not even Charles Xavier x1000 could get into my head! I’d send him into a madness he’d never recover from!

  80. TheSorrow July 17, 2013 at 9:36 pm -      #80

    Alpha Pilers? Is that what Veterans are called these days?

  81. Aelfinn July 17, 2013 at 9:42 pm -      #81

    It’s the group of Pilers who can see what matches will be posted in the future and all comments on the Pile at the same time.

  82. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 9:50 pm -      #82

    If the Alpha Pilers cant bring her down….then the only option left to us is to pull out and glass the planet from orbit….it’s the only way to be sure.

  83. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 9:58 pm -      #83

    “If the Alpha Pilers cant bring her down….then the only option left to us is to pull out and glass the planet from orbit….it’s the only way to be sure.”
    _
    Uhhh, I’m a Goddess, dumbass. That wouldn’t really work. xD

  84. Shadow-Knight July 17, 2013 at 10:08 pm -      #84

    @Kara Zor-El
    “I’m a Goddess, dumbass”
    Yes, you are a goddess; however, with your world burned to glass you will need to ether take time to rebuild it or find a new one to call home. Ether way it will give me plenty of time to get away….. your grace. :-)

  85. itcheyness July 17, 2013 at 10:09 pm -      #85

    Um, Kara, I’m a God…
    -
    I propose we rule FactPile together!

  86. Kara Zor-El July 17, 2013 at 10:16 pm -      #86

    Scratchey, do you think Earth is the only planet I have worshipers on?
    _
    Itchey… ew, no… thank you, I’m sure I’ should be flattered, but no.

  87. Commander Cross July 17, 2013 at 10:59 pm -      #87

    @Mack at #48

    What the hell was that!???

    @Everyone else

    *Goes punny, then points to a Lizard*

    Don’t tell me we will need our Mamis for this thing, to avoid any ‘witch burnings’ at work!

  88. Aelfinn July 17, 2013 at 11:32 pm -      #88

    Come on, this is Factpile! We all know the title of God means nothing!

  89. mack006 July 17, 2013 at 11:39 pm -      #89

    @Kara
    No matter how powerful you are I will never worship you. You are still a puppet to the true god of all Factpile, THE ADMIN!!!!
    Cue dramatic music

  90. TheSorrow July 17, 2013 at 11:57 pm -      #90

    There are only two kinds of power here, Fear and Respect. I prefer the former, it works to my advantage more often than you would think.

  91. Soulerous July 18, 2013 at 2:32 am -      #91

    Well, it comes from a long and complex history of men trying to solve their sexual frustration coupled with their superior strength. “Women are weaker? Can’t say no.” “Women dumped me? They created original sin.” These are thoughts had by men throughout tim. Due to a long history of “Might making right” and “women look better than us”, men have been able to create a culture in which women are effectively subjugated and treated as inferior. Evil comes from them, and the vagina is the ultimate representation of femininity. Thus, men hate it throughout time. Irrational fear and insecurity have caused women to be portrayed as “harlots”, “sluts”, and “trouble-makers”.
    ~
    Not in my house. We love women here. Though sometimes my cheese sauce feels taken advantage of.

  92. Kara Zor-El July 18, 2013 at 5:19 am -      #92

    “Come on, this is Factpile! We all know the title of God means nothing!”
    _
    Exactly! Gods mean nothing. Goddesses however rule the Heavens! xD
    _
    “No matter how powerful you are I will never worship you. You are still a puppet to the true god of all Factpile, THE ADMIN!!!!”
    _
    I am no ones puppet! If I am of the same Pantheon as him (I.e that of the Factpile Deities) then so be it, but it is more like the Norse or Greek Pantheon. He may be top dog, but that doesn’t mean I’m his puppet! Think of me like Eris, Discordia. Watch how chaos here fuels me xD
    _
    “Not in my house. We love women here. ”
    _
    That’s seriously not the vibe you give off >.>. While I like Cheese Sauce, I’m not sure it can be taken advantage of..

  93. Soulerous July 18, 2013 at 7:44 am -      #93

    That’s seriously not the vibe you give off >.>.
    -I question that I give off any vibe regarding women.

  94. Shadow-Knight July 18, 2013 at 6:11 pm -      #94

    @Kara Zor-El
    You and Admin or on the same Pantheon! *dawns an exaggerated mix of Irish and Scottish accent*
    Wonderful! Time for a celebration… Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don’t like cheese, true?

  95. mack006 July 18, 2013 at 7:10 pm -      #95

    The admin is The One Above All of Factpile and so EVERYONE is his bitch. He just gives you this false impression of freedom but in reality you are getting manipulated. You cannot grasp the full nature of The Admin Kara. You are not even close to the FP deities, you are his bitch in other words.

  96. TheSorrow July 18, 2013 at 7:17 pm -      #96

    You done goofed mack… you goofed real bad. Puberty must really be hitting you hard since this thread was made.

  97. Kara Zor-El July 18, 2013 at 7:17 pm -      #97

    You being an uppity little fuck again? I said don’t get on my bad side. So I’d drop it with the smart alec act. Last warning.

  98. Glutinous-Bicarbonate July 18, 2013 at 7:19 pm -      #98

    Stahp mack, stop befoe its too late.

  99. Watchdog Lowk July 18, 2013 at 7:26 pm -      #99

    And then

  100. Watchdog Lowk July 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm -      #100

    There was a new

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