NATO Vs China, Russia, Iran & North Korea

NATO Vs China, Russia, Iran & North Korea

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This is a simple match.

Russia has invaded its’ former Republics and thus causing NATO to declare war on them. China and Iran declare war on all the NATO Nations.

Nukes are out.

The victory condition is the unconditional surrender of the opposing enemy forces.

Which side would win?

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166 Comments on "NATO Vs China, Russia, Iran & North Korea"

  1. Rookie July 7, 2013 at 9:28 am -      #1

    I’m siding with NATO for now.

  2. mack006 July 7, 2013 at 9:41 am -      #2

    Ditto

  3. Epicazeroth July 7, 2013 at 9:45 am -      #3

    The only thing the Communist side (I’m gonna call them that even though they’re not all Communist) has is that Russia and China have some of the largest militaries in the world and are number 2 and 3 respectively in military power. But the US is number one and has more military personnel than Russia, and the other 7 countries on the top 10 are all NATO members or partners.
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    Speaking of which:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NATO_partnerships.svg
    Is this only NATO members (the dark blue) or everyone else too?

  4. Hermit July 7, 2013 at 10:02 am -      #4

    Let guerilla warfare commence.

  5. andrew July 7, 2013 at 10:26 am -      #5

    Why post two equally retarded matches on equally obvious stomps from the same person in less than a fortnight??

    This shite doesn’t make for fun debating, it’s just “hurrdurrmurrikuh” every time this country wars bullshit comes up.

  6. Hermit July 7, 2013 at 10:32 am -      #6

    “Why post two equally retarded matches on equally obvious stomps from the same person in less than a fortnight??”
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    He paid for them. And only a select few would be able to know and alter what’s coming next.
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    Anyway, nineteen countries against four. And those nineteen nations have some of the most advanced technology available in warfare, as far as we can tell, these countries have strict policies on national secrets.
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    Granted, the Four (as I will call team 2) are very secretive of their military power as well and are guaranteed to be much more advanced than they appear to be.

  7. Crimson Sentry July 7, 2013 at 10:58 am -      #7

    TBH, if those other 4 countries were so out numbered they would all resort to nuclear warfare and no one would win. Just nukes flying everywhere, it’d probably be the apocalypse.

  8. Soldier's Shadow July 7, 2013 at 11:06 am -      #8

    Hard to say. Knee jerk reaction is to say NATO but if they do win, it’d be a really, really long and draining fight only because of Russia and China.

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    But I must ask, what about the outlying regions where the United States has troops like in the Pacific and Middle East? If the legion of doom nations (Russia & friends) launched missiles strikes on those countries like Japan and ROK, how do we treat that in this fight?

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  9. GuardianAngel1911 July 7, 2013 at 11:09 am -      #9

    @Hermit
    well 3 of them are totally secretive, the other tries to step up only to get smacked down by everyone.
    Iran, don’t know their capabilities really so can’t say.
    Russia, their good, damn good, not at their peak anymore but their good, they can hold their own against the combo of England and France or Canada and someone, keeping in mind Canada really isn’t to be trifled with of course.
    China is the main direct threat to the united states, one of the only countries that can in a straight head up war give America a rough time. but America isn’t alone
    Albania
    Belgium
    Bulgaria
    Canada
    Croatia
    Czech Republic
    Denmark
    Estonia
    France
    Germany
    Greece
    Hungary
    Iceland
    Italy
    Latvia
    Lithuania
    Luxembourg
    Netherlands
    Norway
    Poland
    Portugal
    Romania
    Slovakia
    Slovenia
    Spain
    Turkey
    United Kingdom
    United States
    we have the vast majority of Europe able to bear down on Russia to keep them occupied as well as keep Iran down, and China is facing us and Canada (and if they count Japan and Australia but I don’t think they count)

  10. GuardianAngel1911 July 7, 2013 at 11:14 am -      #10

    @Crimson
    Nukes are out according to OP
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    @Soldiers Shadow
    pretty much, North Korea can be taken out of the equation fairly quickly by well placed air strikes,
    Turkey can if nothing else keep Iran stalled.
    It’s Russia and China that keep the Legion of Doom in this, especially with Nukes (North Korea’s trump card) it’s not pretty

  11. Hermit July 7, 2013 at 11:29 am -      #11

    As a running joke, Kitten Lord will still maintain that seven subs can solo Russia and China.
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    Peace Kitten.

  12. Kitten Lord July 7, 2013 at 11:44 am -      #12

    Of course, the Astute would fly out of the Channel and give a full spread of quantum torpedo’s, obliterating the Chinese and Russian militaries in an instant…..

    Seriously though NATO wins this, they have imo a technology advantage and together can probably make up for Chinas numbers. Russia has become steadily less of a threat since the cold war relatively speaking. I think China under wartime economy would be hard nut to crack though.

  13. jackn8r July 7, 2013 at 12:27 pm -      #13

    What the fuck Wpago?

  14. Sauroposeidon July 7, 2013 at 12:49 pm -      #14

    Ok, this is fucking enough.
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    The first one was semi-interesting.
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    The second one was retarded as shit.
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    Now it’s well past my bull shit meter’s tolerance levels.
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    I’m sick of these matches. Maybe if they were spanned out over the period of a few months in between each.. but they’re not.
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    It’s like the god damn glut of harry desden matches we had for a while. If you weren’t a fan of him, then the constant swell of related matches made factpile an increasingly uninteresting site. I can see having similar feelings for these nations matches if they continue escalate in number as quickly as they seem to be.
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    This shit needs to stop. Or rather, slow down at the very least. When this sort of thing happens on the ‘pile I feel like those poor souls who keep getting fed a barely altered CoD game year after year after year. It doesn’t matter how good the game is on its own merits.. it’s just too much of the same. We aren’t even playing with an all new cast, simply an expanded one where previous enemies are now allies.
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    That being said.. China, Iran, and North Korea are all non-players in this. China has one out dated air craft carrier for fuck’s sake. America is already equipped specifically to fight Russia. Iran’s sole saving feature is that their terrain is difficult.. but their culture is surprisingly liberal and friendly. I imagine once we cut the head off the serpent of their armed forces and political beast that they will immediately devolve from a raging demon in to something much more friendly. Their civilians would never support an invasion like this. Look at the sheer level of anti-american hate mongering propaganda their leader puts out, and how little it actually sways the general populace against us. Even if Iran had an actually dangerous army, their achilles heel will always be public support. At least as long as we come offering an olive branch, which after lessons learned with Germany, is what I think we tend to do. For a muslim nation nestled deep in the center of an area of the world where backwards muslim violence and stupidity have begun to reign recently, they are a surprisingly friendly, open, forward thinking people with liberal ideas and life styles similar to our own. This may be why it’s been so impossible to demonize us over there, and why the only thing that may allow us to demonize this is public ignorance.. which I think is possible, but with education, not likely. Especially if we want to take the let’s make friends route. It would be even better if we could convince them to join us after a few key assassinations with out having to decimate a large portion of their army. Just imagine Israeli and Iranian troops working together. It may be what finally helps broker peace between the jews and the muslims. Or it may just never mesh well and get annihilated horribly in combat from lack of cohesion. =/
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    North Korea is just lulz.
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    A definite win for side A.

  15. OberHerr July 7, 2013 at 12:54 pm -      #15

    What the f………what did China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea ever do to you to deserve this kind of maulage Wpago?
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    It’s just a hilarious stomp! With the exception of China population wise, which can be ganged up on by the end of the war, all the other countries are outgunned, out maneuvered, outdated, and gonna be forced out of house and home easily. The only advantage China has is that it’s got a lot of cannon fodder. And don’t think the Russia winter will mean shit now. The only reason it hit Germany and Napoleon so hard is because hey lacked proper clothes and supplies, something NATO can easily supply. Not that Russia would even get a chance to rely on their winter anyways.
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    I mean, with all those countries…..NATO could just blockade the shit out of everything, and just start carving out pieces of land overtime, slowly taking them over.
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    And Iran and NK get roflstomped day one by overwhelming air/sea/infantry attacks.

  16. Gluttonous-Behemoth July 7, 2013 at 12:54 pm -      #16

    Wpago wat r u doing
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    Wpago
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    Stahp.

  17. Aelfinn July 7, 2013 at 1:58 pm -      #17

    Fucking shit! The internet ate my post.
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    Anyway, the gist is that China is the second-largest economy in the world, so they can be tough to get through.
    =
    Besides that, the NATO wins because they were designed to fight a much stronger Russia, while the US is constantly prepared for China, Iran, or North Korea to make a move.

  18. Hac148 July 7, 2013 at 2:11 pm -      #18

    While i may not be as raged about the stupidity of this fight as the others, i agree on the sheer stomp that it is.

    China: military is superpower level only at face value, they use russia’s old tactic of throw bodies at it till it breaks. Like said above, their navy is maybe a days distraction to the US alone, much less all of NATO

    Russia: Probably the only real threat, but unfortunately they are maybe enough to draw even the US for a little while, but crumble once UK alone joins us.

    Iran: without nukes, an utter joke.

    North Korea: without nukes, hardly even a country. South Korea alone can turn them into a parking lot, and china is the only deterrent there. NATO crushes them in the early beginnings of the war, about the same time as Iran

  19. GuardianAngel1911 July 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm -      #19

    @Sauro
    at least the Dresden fights weren’t stomps…..but yeah too close together.
    I suggested one match like this but I made sure to discuss it and figure out who would be fair and everything (and it was three on three not this..)

  20. ReDruM July 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm -      #20

    This is getting ridiculous now. I understand the whole paying thing to help maintain the website but it seems like the majority of the people making these stupid matches never even participate on the website. I think it should be a rule that the things can’t be based on the same subject multiple times and that the match suggester had to be a regular member.

  21. Gluttonous-Behemoth July 7, 2013 at 3:44 pm -      #21

    @Red
    Wpago does contribute, but mostly on the Halo vs ME thread recently.

  22. Laharl July 7, 2013 at 7:56 pm -      #22

    China would collapse inwards before it could do a war of attrition.

  23. Neon Lord July 7, 2013 at 8:13 pm -      #23

    Not another nation match. Mondays are always slow…
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    Where did all the good matches go?

  24. I-REAPER-I July 7, 2013 at 11:10 pm -      #24

    I have to side with Sauro. This site has not interested me for months and now that I’ve tried to come back to it all I get are bullshit nation matches that only start flame wars and troll fests. Why would I wanna debate about whether or not my country can fuck up yours? I wanna debate about what would happen if a handful of symbiotes invaded a xeno homeworld. But my matches will never get posted because I refuse to pay to get them up. Instead of matches making it on the site based on their own merit, they get posted because people throw money at the site.
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    And on top of that those fuck awful Akmed videos will give me cancer. I don’t give half a fuck what some guy doing a sub-par Indian accent thinks about a God damn taco!
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    Sorry if this seems dickish but I guess I just miss the old site. The one I would spend alot of time on and have to do some serious research to even be taken seriously.

  25. GuardianAngel1911 July 7, 2013 at 11:16 pm -      #25

    well supposedly Admin wants to keep the “good” fights for video matches.
    though the last two video matches were anything but.
    in the end it’s his judgement on which fights get posted for the most part.

  26. I-REAPER-I July 7, 2013 at 11:20 pm -      #26

    I suppose that’s part of the problem then. His judgement. Because like you said, in the end he’s the one who ultimately decides what gets posted. But I don’t think our opinions pay the bills. So when it ‘s good match for free or shit match for moneys, we know who wins.

  27. Aelfinn July 7, 2013 at 11:24 pm -      #27

    I hope you stay, I-REAPER-I. You were a solid debater. Xenomorphs vs. Pandora? Good times…
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    Anyway, I feel it’s because the fights he’s posting are suggested by newbies. They don’t exactly understand stomps…
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    I’m looking at the matches for the next week, and this is the one for tomorrow: “What If…A Tactical Chaos Space Marine became the Protagonist of Dead Space?”
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    This one’s meh but the rest aren’t looking too hot. I suggest you go necro a thread and sit on that for the next week or so.

  28. I-REAPER-I July 7, 2013 at 11:31 pm -      #28

    @Aelfinn
    That was the exact match I was thinking of when I made my previous comment actually. That was one of my favorites. I delved deeper into the lore of both universes than I ever knew was possible just to make a point. I researched every Pandoran plant I could find online just to show that they wouldn’t be a threat. Those were good times indeed.
    ==
    Maybe I’m not enjoying this site as much anymore because none of the matches feature characters or universes that I’m familiar with. I dunno. I still get excited when I see a match I can debate in though. I’ll stick around for now.
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    I was actually going to do some grave digging to see if I can find an older thread I liked. Good idea.

  29. GuardianAngel1911 July 7, 2013 at 11:34 pm -      #29

    seconding what Aelfinn, it’s cool to see you back and also as Aelfinn said many of the new people don’t seem to get the idea of how stomp matches work.
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    Xeno’s vs Pandora, good times. That match expanded rapidly, was loads of fun, and ended up a lot of fun.
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    seriously how do people see the matches that are coming up
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    a Space Marine as the Dead Space Protaganist…..there goes half the suspense I would think……
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    In other news time to do some necroing to get some debates going.

  30. Aelfinn July 7, 2013 at 11:38 pm -      #30

    I made estimates on the size of a strip mine, and estimated how many Xenos could be created based off of biomass in jungles. Eventually the Xenos won, but we turned what was thought to be a complete stomp into a hard-fought win. Really solid debate overall, as well. Not much trolling, generally pleasant. I’m gettin’ teary-eyed, man.
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    “Maybe I’m not enjoying this site as much anymore because none of the matches feature characters or universes that I’m familiar with.”
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    I’m feeling the same thing.

  31. Aelfinn July 7, 2013 at 11:41 pm -      #31

    “seriously how do people see the matches that are coming up”
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    On the bar you get on the top of the page when you log in there should be a button called “Factpile”. Click on it and then click on “posts” on the next page. There should be a list.

  32. GuardianAngel1911 July 7, 2013 at 11:52 pm -      #32

    when I click it all it does is take me to the dashboard, and there’s no post button to click.

  33. Sauroposeidon July 7, 2013 at 11:55 pm -      #33

    Same here.

  34. Neon Lord July 7, 2013 at 11:57 pm -      #34

    ^same

  35. I-REAPER-I July 8, 2013 at 12:12 am -      #35

    “seconding what Aelfinn, it’s cool to see you back and also as Aelfinn said many of the new people don’t seem to get the idea of how stomp matches work.”

    Good to be back. I believe I can solve my own problem by necro-ing threads I like and seeing if they catch on.
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    “I made estimates on the size of a strip mine, and estimated how many Xenos could be created based off of biomass in jungles. Eventually the Xenos won, but we turned what was thought to be a complete stomp into a hard-fought win. Really solid debate overall, as well. Not much trolling, generally pleasant. I’m gettin’ teary-eyed, man.”

    I remember that! That match was what I wish all matches would turn into. We took so many things into account just to make simple statements. It took a long time to even see a possible winner, there were so many legitimate counter arguments being made that you needed to read pretty far back just to see what you were initially talking about.
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    “a Space Marine as the Dead Space Protaganist…..there goes half the suspense I would think……”

    I agree. The only exposure to anything related to W40K I’ve ever had came from this site, and I know Space Marines are not to be fucked with. So instead of “Oh shit what was that noise I just heard, am I gonna die? Is something gonna pop up and face rape me? I had to fight for my life just to kill two necros.” It’ll be something along the lines of ‘Was that a noise? I better destroy everything to make sure it wasn’t a noise.”

  36. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 12:29 am -      #36

    @Reaper
    you were missed, it seems like a lot of veterans haven’t been debating lately (Aelfinn Sorrow and Sauro being among the few exceptions)
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    Xeno’s vs Pandora was and is one of the best matches on the site in my opinion, it actually got revived for a little while after you were gone, went on to another page then died again.
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    my only warhammer exposure is debates here and Warhammer Spacemarine for the PS3

  37. Sauroposeidon July 8, 2013 at 12:49 am -      #37

    LOL wut? When did I become a veteran? Sure are scraping the bottom of the damn barrel there, Guardian.

  38. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 12:56 am -      #38

    to me you are one, considering you were here for a while before I joined.

  39. Hermit July 8, 2013 at 12:58 am -      #39

    “Maybe I’m not enjoying this site as much anymore because none of the matches feature characters or universes that I’m familiar with. I dunno. I still get excited when I see a match I can debate in though. I’ll stick around for now.”
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    True that.

  40. I-REAPER-I July 8, 2013 at 1:06 am -      #40

    @Hermit
    Let me clarify as that did sound a bit contradicting. I haven’t seen a match that I can just hit the ground running with. I see matches with characters I know of but not enough to be a serious contender in a debate.
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    @Guardian
    I’m glad to hear you say that. Thanks:) Hopefully we’ll see a match that will go on for a while soon.
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    I remember seeing Sauro here the first time I posted.

  41. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 1:07 am -      #41

    I’ve been racking my brains myself for a fun- sounding FP worthy match….IoM vs. GE was pretty good, even if I still disagreed with the verdict.

  42. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 1:15 am -      #42

    @Reaper
    agreed the last really good one was Imperium of Man vs Galactic Empire both composite, went for 22 pages before the GE took the award. You should have been here for it, it was a good debate, took the record for fastest FP award, and was just fun a lot like Xeno’s vs Pandora, though I don’t know if it got quite as in depth really but it was a good one little to no flaming, good overall discussion and by the end mostly everyone agreed with the outcome….mostly.

  43. I-REAPER-I July 8, 2013 at 1:42 am -      #43

    I never knew much about either of those actually. As I look at the top matches of all time, I only see 4 I would feel comfortable joining. Maybe less that I am intimately familiar with.

  44. ZomBertholdt Fubar July 8, 2013 at 1:42 am -      #44

    Reaper Three Fitty is back. Coolio.

  45. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 1:52 am -      #45

    @Reaper
    honestly I think that was part of the fun of the match, I had to research more on the Empire and found stuff I’d never known about, and got to learn a lot about the Imperium.
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    sadly…..some of those are deceivingly long lived through flaming trolling….and stupidity….such as Goku vs Itachi……and Cartoon Network Civil War…yeah….

  46. I-REAPER-I July 8, 2013 at 2:11 am -      #46

    @ZomB
    HA!!! I remember the days of Tree Fitty.
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    @Guardian
    I do enjoy having to do research, but I don’t like not having the knowledge that only comes from being a true fan. Sure I can Google shit, but the ability to recall feats and instances of a more specific nature is paramount in my opinion. I’ve learned a lot about characters just by lurking though.

  47. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 2:17 am -      #47

    @Reaper
    I know what you mean, thats why some debates I either sit out or don’t comment till some feats are posted.
    though I had to do a lot of research to find the EU stuff about Xeno’s during Xeno’s vs Pandora a lot more than this time but both were fun matches, course it helped no flaming happened in either.
    though it was a bit annoying on the last page when people said that it was a regular match and all of Pandora would be actively hunting for the Xeno’s but in the end the thread died again sadly, still never got it’s FP Award either. I will admit I know more about Xeno’s after that match than before.
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    I’ve been debating other fictional Empire/group type match like IoM vs GE but haven’t found any good really even ones sadly. I figured the right factions and set up could cause another good match like those.

  48. I-REAPER-I July 8, 2013 at 2:29 am -      #48

    I also learned a whole bunch about the Xenos. Enough to where I can confidently debate any match involving them. Thanks to that match.

  49. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 2:38 am -      #49

    agreed, which like I said is half the fun of that kind of match you learn more and see why one side or the other wins, their the definition of debate. Xeno’s vs Pandora, IoM vs GE, there have been a couple others but those are the most massive off the top of my head but I think there may have been a couple others.
    it’s sad we haven’t had another one since IoM vs GE……

  50. Namer July 8, 2013 at 5:43 am -      #50

    Grigori-vs-Alduin could be decent, if people actually paid attention to it. Anyways, Decent matches are like “Once every few months”
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    On the match, NATO Stomp and my respect for wpago down another notch.

  51. Diana July 8, 2013 at 6:02 am -      #51

    Iran’s sole saving feature is that their terrain is difficult.. but their culture is surprisingly liberal and friendly. I imagine once we cut the head off the serpent of their armed forces and political beast that they will immediately devolve from a raging demon in to something much more friendly. Their civilians would never support an invasion like this. Look at the sheer level of anti-american hate mongering propaganda their leader puts out, and how little it actually sways the general populace against us. Even if Iran had an actually dangerous army, their achilles heel will always be public support. At least as long as we come offering an olive branch, which after lessons learned with Germany, is what I think we tend to do. For a muslim nation nestled deep in the center of an area of the world where backwards muslim violence and stupidity have begun to reign recently, they are a surprisingly friendly, open, forward thinking people with liberal ideas and life styles similar to our own. This may be why it’s been so impossible to demonize us over there, and why the only thing that may allow us to demonize this is public ignorance.. which I think is possible, but with education, not likely. Especially if we want to take the let’s make friends route. It would be even better if we could convince them to join us after a few key assassinations with out having to decimate a large portion of their army. Just imagine Israeli and Iranian troops working together. It may be what finally helps broker peace between the jews and the muslims. Or it may just never mesh well and get annihilated horribly in combat from lack of cohesion. =/
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    The typical response of those who listen to mainstream media.

  52. Hermit July 8, 2013 at 7:53 am -      #52

    Hi Diana. It’s been a really long time since you last posted.

  53. Kitten Lord July 8, 2013 at 7:54 am -      #53

    Not that long, only about a couple of hours…..

  54. Kara Zor-El July 8, 2013 at 8:05 am -      #54

    Hehe, silly kitten ;P
    _
    I agree, we desperately need some decent matches, and mine never get posted >.> I’m starting to think Admin hates me <.<

  55. Hermit July 8, 2013 at 8:14 am -      #55

    “Hehe, silly kitten ;P
    _
    I agree, we desperately need some decent matches, and mine never get posted >.> I’m starting to think Admin hates me <.<"
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    Don't worry, my matches are posted months apart.
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    "Not that long, only about a couple of hours….."
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    So I wasn't here when she first posted…

  56. Kitten Lord July 8, 2013 at 8:33 am -      #56

    I have suggested plenty of things that were successful on the topia, had a lot of people interested but apparently Admin does not like those ideas. Oh well…

  57. Kenny C. July 8, 2013 at 10:52 am -      #57

    The only true problems that NATO faces is the rather large force immediately available to Russia, allowing them a pretty good chance to steamroll all of mainland Europe IF the conditions are right and the luck of war is with them. However, they’re gonna be pretty chewed up and VERY exhausted by the time they make it to France. They simply have too many countries and divided enemies to make a sustained advance possible without major repercussions. Attacking England would be lunacy.
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    The amount of men and material they would lose in sea battles would be horrendous.
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    Iran is practically worthless considering its position. That is all on that matter.
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    China is the biggest threat. Ignoring social and economic concerns that would make such a war impossible anyway, China could potentially take decades to bring to heel. They have no real way to attack NATO thanks to their lackluster navy and air forces and any attempt to build up either would put big silly grins on both the USN and the USAF as they park their forces all around China.
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    But in any case, NATO for the win because two of the opposing countries have no realistic way to even attack their foes with any sufficient strength and the last is faced with a objective that hasn’t been accomplished in all of recorded history.
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    These real life scenario matches we’ve been having lately are really boring. I mean seriously, three countries versus NATO? How exactly does that seem like a balanced match?

  58. Kitten Lord July 8, 2013 at 11:01 am -      #58

    Their also worthless, I doubt even members of the military could give a realistic evaluation of such a war while fairly taking into account all avenues.

  59. Paladino July 8, 2013 at 12:46 pm -      #59

    North Korea terrible at Everything but good at propaganda->fail
    (Seriously, Kim Jong-Un is absolutely bad decision maker)
    Iran think they are powerful and they multiplying their missiles with photoshop->fail
    (Search it on google, you know it to be true))

    The only real powerful faction of team 2 is China and Russia

  60. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 2:05 pm -      #60

    “when I click it all it does is take me to the dashboard, and there’s no post button to click.”
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    It takes you to the Dashboard, yes, but then on the left there should be an assortment of pins. One of them says “posts”. Click on it, and you will see the upcoming ones.

  61. EnigmaJ July 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm -      #61

    @Aeflinn
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    I don’t think everyone can actually see the “posts” link. I have a secondary, rarely used account and that profile can only view “dashboard”, “jetpack”, and “profile” on the left side of the screen. The posts, comments, reviews, videos, screenshots, and slider items links are absent except when I use this profile.

  62. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 2:41 pm -      #62

    thats what I see just dashboard jetpack and profile.

  63. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 2:56 pm -      #63

    ^

  64. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 2:56 pm -      #64

    What does it mean…? What if… I have godly powers over this site?
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    I’m going to try something soon. I’ll see if I can’t make my own posts, because that appears to be something. If I am successful, don’t let Admin kill me.

  65. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 2:59 pm -      #65

    Give us a link to the upcoming matches?

  66. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 3:07 pm -      #66

    @Aelfinn
    just remember with great power comes great responsibility. Use the posting ability wisely if you can.

  67. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 3:18 pm -      #67

    After all…..it may be your last.

  68. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 3:37 pm -      #68

    Well, I made a post. I “submitted it for review”. I called it “The Greatest Post in the History of Factpile”. I presume that Admin sees it, but I did create a post. If he perma-bans me for it (which I don’t see happening), remember me as I was.
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    Before I post the link for upcoming matches, I want to try it out to make sure anyone who presses it doesn’t log onto my account.

  69. Gluttonous-Behemoth July 8, 2013 at 3:56 pm -      #69

    “remember me as I was”
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    We will raise your image in brass and beaten gold in all the town squares.

  70. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 5:17 pm -      #70

    I don’t know if it’s neccsaryily to beat the gold. I mean, it’s not all too bad. I had a drink with it last night, and it seemed alright.
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    The brass though…..now there is a trouble maker.

  71. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 5:18 pm -      #71

    *necessary
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    WTF iPad spellcheck? Really?

  72. deathmetal3k July 8, 2013 at 5:18 pm -      #72

    I have to agree with @I-REAPER-I here… This site has lost a lot of what interested me. Granted I only debate on mostly Halo or ME threads. Still I there hasn’t been a real good match in a while.

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    Anyway NATO has this. Just from what’s been said alreadyI don’t even have to debate to know who wins.

  73. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 6:41 pm -      #73

    Here’s the calendar, hope you can get in. I had to log in when I clicked on it from outside Factpile. It changed from what it used to look like from before I made my post.
    www.factpile.com/wp-admin/edit.php?page=cal

  74. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 6:42 pm -      #74

    I got
    “You do not have sufficient permissions to access this page.”
    does this mean your a mod?

  75. Epicazeroth July 8, 2013 at 6:51 pm -      #75

    Not to be rude, but every time you post on this, you’re not posting on good matches. So…, yeah.

  76. Kenny C. July 8, 2013 at 7:10 pm -      #76

    “Their also worthless, I doubt even members of the military could give a realistic evaluation of such a war while fairly taking into account all avenues.”
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    Better than most matches to be honest. At least here we can say for sure what can and can’t be done on a great many things (such as tank specs for instance). And then we got anime, comic book and video game characters; who are about as consistent in their feats as the Flat Earth Theory on any given week.

  77. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 7:24 pm -      #77

    yeah, done right these can be good matches….this is not done right though. I mean N.A.T.O vs U.S.S.R and China would be one thing (especially since NATO loses a few countries to Russia then) I think that would be better at least.

  78. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 7:48 pm -      #78

    I guess Aelfinn is a mod. Or someone with special permissions.

  79. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 7:53 pm -      #79

    “Not to be rude, but every time you post on this, you’re not posting on good matches. So…, yeah.”
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    Well, it’s either clutter up a good match with our discussion or clutter up one already decided in which we feel rather meh about it. You may say it makes Admin think we want more of these matches, but 80 comments is nothing compared to the many hundreds or thousands that the good matches get.
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    “I got
    “You do not have sufficient permissions to access this page.”
    does this mean your a mod?”
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    Holy shit….. Well, if I did, nobody told me. It’s starting to look that way, though. I hope it doesn’t get rescinded.
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    *crosses fingers*

  80. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:00 pm -      #80

    if you are one let me know for certain and if you can in fact post matches…I have one I might run by you to see if you would want to post it.
    And honestly if you are a mod you would deserve it, considering how long you’ve been with the site.

  81. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 8:11 pm -      #81

    I’m not sure if it’s “full mod” powers, considering it doesn’t appear like I can directly post onto Factpile. But what it does appear like I can do is stuff like look at Hitman H94′s saved match drafts and approve comments awaiting moderation. I’m getting the vapors!
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    Someone post a comment with 5 links relevant to this match!

  82. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:14 pm -      #82

    posting one next

  83. Sauroposeidon July 8, 2013 at 8:15 pm -      #84

    Seems you need more than 5.

  84. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:16 pm -      #86

    comment awaiting your moderation….Mod Aelfinn

  85. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 8:24 pm -      #87

    I looked up WordPress, and it appears as if only Admins can approve comments. I find myself unable to do so. However, I am able to completely see GA’s post and click on all of the links. So six up, half a dozen down. Does the little bar at the top tell anyone else how many comments are awaiting moderation? Mine tells me that. I can then click it and see the comments with the issue.
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    Just looking over all of this, though, it’s almost like I’m in this Purgatory-like category where I’m almost a Mod, but not quite.

  86. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:26 pm -      #88

    okay so your a Demi-Mod.

  87. Gluttonous-Behemoth July 8, 2013 at 8:30 pm -      #89

    You must slay another mod and drink their blood, only then will you ascend to Modhood.

  88. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 8:31 pm -      #90

    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONNNNEEEE!

  89. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 8:34 pm -      #91

    I can see everyone’s e-mail address.
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    In completely un-related news, does anyone happen to know where Hitman H94 or Matapojo are? I have a…thing.
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    What’s really funny is that I am typing this comment with GB’s being the latest, but my Mod-like powers allow me to see OberHerr yelling from the future.

  90. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:36 pm -      #92

    @Gluttonous
    are you sure…..*looks over at Hydra, Nemian Lion, and Stygian Birds I borrowed*….cause I already had 13 labors involved….I even got 5 female pornstars to agree to the thirteenth….by paying them off but still.

  91. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 8:39 pm -      #93

    “.I even got 5 female pornstars to agree to the thirteenth….by paying them off but still.”
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    Forget the blood! I want to be a Mod in GA’s Mythology!
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    What’s even crazier? I’m looking at all recent comments on all matches being posted on currently. I can read them all, all at the same time.
    =
    I AM AN OMNISCIENT DEMI-MOD.

  92. Gluttonous-Behemoth July 8, 2013 at 8:42 pm -      #94

    OH GOD HE CAN SEE FOREVER.

  93. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:45 pm -      #95

    well one of the labors involved 5 princesses….but since that would involve kidnapping……pornstars was the next best thing. And wouldn’t cause an international incident.
    Can’t remember what it involved it was either only get one pregnant or don’t get any pregnant….something like that….I think I looked it up like four years ago don’t remember the details

  94. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:51 pm -      #96

    @Aelfinn
    and just looked it up.
    it was 50 in the myth….so gotta get 45 more…..and the labor was to have a child with all of them in one night…..Herc only managed to get 49 our of 50. If your up for it.

  95. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 8:51 pm -      #97

    Wait…..you can see what I’m typing?

  96. OberHerr July 8, 2013 at 8:56 pm -      #98

    Oh, and you need to wrestle a quantum gopher, knock him out, and forge a cosmic carrot to feed to “The Bunny” before you can ascend to modhood.
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    The Admin sacrifices 10,000 cosmic carrots daily.

  97. GuardianAngel1911 July 8, 2013 at 8:56 pm -      #99

    either that or your predictable to him probably the former though.

  98. Aelfinn July 8, 2013 at 8:56 pm -      #100

    I KNOW ALL E-MAILS. I SEE ALL COMMENTS AS THEY HAPPEN. I SEE THE MATCHES FROM THE FUTURE.
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    BOW TO MY KNOWLEDGE AND DESPAIR
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    I CAN’T SEE YOU TYPE IT OBERHERR, BUT I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING AT COMMENT 94 AS THE LAST ONE.
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    HOWEVER! I SEE I MUST NOW PURSUE 45 MORE PORN STARS! I CAN SEE THE COMMENTS WRITTEN IN OTHER THREADS WITHOUT CLICKING ON THE THREAD ITSELF!

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