Katniss Everdeen Vs Lara Croft

Katniss Everdeen Vs Lara Croft

Suggested by War Wizard

For this fight we have Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games) going up against Lara Croft (Tomb Raider).

This match starts in the opening sequence from raiders of the Lost Ark with both of them attempting to get the golden idol.

First match is to see who would be able to capture it.
Second part is to see who could escape the obstacles and traps.
Third component is woold be able to escape from the natives with the idol?

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412 Comments on "Katniss Everdeen Vs Lara Croft"

  1. Amm0vamp1r3 March 28, 2013 at 7:07 am -      #1

    I guessing current Lara is in use even though it is a pic of old lara,for now Ill go with her because I don’t know what Katniss can do,but they both seem to use bows but lara also uses guns too

  2. Dark God of Chaos March 28, 2013 at 7:18 am -      #2

    Well Croft has guns. Nothing more to it really

  3. PwNaGE TraiN March 28, 2013 at 7:26 am -      #3

    In stealing the idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark, I have to go with Lara Croft, for she has much more experience tomb raiding and might expect what is coming. For escaping with the idol both are quick on their feet so I would not know who to choose. And for fighting of the natives, Lara Croft due to her bigger arsenal than Katniss.

    Although if we are comparing Angelina Joile to Jennifer Lawrence, there is no question Jennifer Lawrence wins.

  4. Kytheros March 28, 2013 at 7:37 am -      #4

    Croft takes this by the twin virtues of superior mobility and superior firepower.

  5. sadot06 March 28, 2013 at 7:37 am -      #5

    Is this reboot Lara Croft? Because otherwise this match is completely unfair to Katniss. She’s great at wilderness survival and hunting because of her knowledge of the wild and expert marksmanship with an arrow. She’s also a decent athlete in terms of stamina and sprinting. But she’s weak physically as well as in hand to hand combat. And even though she can fire off arrows quickly, she’d be at a distinct disadvanatage with a lot of enemies compared to Lara’s guns.

  6. Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox March 28, 2013 at 8:24 am -      #6

    Lara, even in the new incarnation, just seems more agile, strong, and durable than katniss. She also has more combat experience and is more prepared to use lethal tactics.

  7. PwNaGE TraiN March 28, 2013 at 8:37 am -      #7

    @Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Katniss is prepared to use lethal tactics too.

  8. Hermit March 28, 2013 at 8:38 am -      #8

    I’ve read the first two novels of the Hunger Games (never had the opportunity to borrow the last one), but I only know of Movie Lara.
    .
    Even then, I have to give this to Croft. She just has much more experience in dealing with ancient temples loaded with traps. Katniss might have the edge in a forest, but this isn’t merely a forest isn’t it?
    .
    That, and Croft has guns.

    “Suggested by War Wizard”
    .
    Seriously?

  9. Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox March 28, 2013 at 8:41 am -      #9

    @PwNaGE
    That’s why I said more experienced. Lara kills very frequently, Katniss kills around 6 total I think.

  10. Khazit March 28, 2013 at 10:00 am -      #10

    4th part: both combatant mud wrestling in skin tight spandex…
    I shouldn’t say it, should I?

  11. Rorschach March 28, 2013 at 10:02 am -      #11

    I’m pretty sure Lara would easily do all of the above due to her experience. Katniss, as far as I know, never had to go inside an ancient temple to find an idol or escape obstacles and traps. She might be able to escape from the natives, but that’s if she even makes it out of the temple with the idol. Lara for the win.

  12. Crimson Sentry March 28, 2013 at 10:11 am -      #12

    ^agreed. I don’t think Lara stomps per say, but she has done some serious shit, so to be honest her feats are much better.

  13. TopaztheSpaz March 28, 2013 at 10:12 am -      #13

    Yeah even reboot Lara would probably take this rather easily, she proved to be amazingly durable in the game, as in having to deal with a open wound from landing on that rebar and not really getting it taken care for a good portion of the game. She already has a knack for puzzle solving (shown in the game as the whole survival instinct thing) and her bow is quite honestly far more useful than the one Katniss uses. I mean grappling arrows, flaming arrows, explosive arrows, not to mention her small assortment of guns.

    —–

    Reboot or prequel Lara I feel would easily have this handily.
    —–

  14. TopaztheSpaz March 28, 2013 at 10:15 am -      #14

    ugh hit enter too soon, and old Lara wouldn’t break a sweat.

  15. Doktor Doctor March 28, 2013 at 11:32 am -      #15

    “Yeah even reboot Lara would probably take this rather easily, she proved to be amazingly durable in the game, as in having to deal with a open wound from landing on that rebar and not really getting it taken care for a good portion of the game. She already has a knack for puzzle solving (shown in the game as the whole survival instinct thing) and her bow is quite honestly far more useful than the one Katniss uses. I mean grappling arrows, flaming arrows, explosive arrows, not to mention her small assortment of guns.”
    Pretty much this. Lara takes it with style, IMO.

  16. Kuja9001 March 28, 2013 at 12:17 pm -      #16

    I’ve played/owned every classic TR1-5 so she takes it.

  17. Chaos Ridley March 28, 2013 at 12:35 pm -      #17

    “First match is to see who would be able to capture it.”

    This isn’t even a contest. I’d rather rely on an lethal and experienced tomb raider/ treasure hunter than a experienced survivalist to look for my Golden Idol.
    Secondly Lara Croft might even switch the idol with something else as a substitution of the same weight to stop the trap from being activated. Indiana miscalculated the weight in the movie, maybe Croft might not make the same mistake.

    “Second part is to see who could escape the obstacles and traps”

    It wouldn’t be surprising if they both survive. Lara is more likely to come out unscathed.

    “Third component is would be able to escape from the natives with the idol?”

    Both would prefer to hide away from these guys, and they can. I don’t know who is a better hider so it’s not my call. However if they are found out Lara has the upper hand with having more arsenal to take out her opponent. I don’t know if Katniss has what it takes to fight against a large group of native warriors. Both of them can run away like what Indy did in the movie.

  18. TheBoss March 28, 2013 at 12:44 pm -      #18

    I think we need a certain Drake up in this match, to make it a contest ;P

  19. Marcel March 28, 2013 at 1:38 pm -      #19

    The mere mention of Lara Croft now carries with it the memory of ladidala…*shudders*

  20. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 28, 2013 at 4:15 pm -      #20

    @TheBoss
    Drake and Lara have already met on site, in fact..I’m going to bump that thead.
    ————————-
    on topic, Katniss doesn’t have the skills or gear to get through the temple to the idle or get out, she’s never done something like this, Lara does this for a living like Indy and Nate, getting to the idle at the end of a trap riddled hallway is another Tuesday for her.

    getting out, second verse same as the first,

    getting by the Natives, both are good at survival, both are probably skilled in stealth (I’m assuming with Lara here) but if shit hits the fan Lara has guns, Katniss has a bow……only edge Katniss will have is getting ammo off the dead natives if it comes to that.

  21. OMEGAMI March 30, 2013 at 1:58 am -      #21

    ”The mere mention of Lara Croft now carries with it the memory of ladidala…*shudders*”

    Why did you have to mention that, now I hate Lara all the sudden.

  22. Dark God of Chaos March 30, 2013 at 2:14 am -      #22

    “Why did you have to mention that, now I hate Lara all the sudden.”

    gendrons effect :argh

  23. Capelli March 30, 2013 at 2:50 am -      #23

    Wow these characters both look ugly compared to the *ahem* less originals. Lara seems to be more skilled and last longer and have lasted longer in these area’s then Katniss, therefore, Lara is more knowledgeable on how to deal with recovering treasure and confronting others along the way. Katniss is a mere teen who seems quite talented, but has nowhere the experience like Ms. Croft.

  24. Capelli March 30, 2013 at 2:51 am -      #24

    And What The Deuce Is Ladadala

  25. Sauroposeidon March 30, 2013 at 3:03 am -      #25

    “Jennifer Lawrence wins.”

    You’d go for a movie depiction of an underaged girl over the sex idol that Angelina is? That’s sort of fucked up, I won’t lie.

  26. Sauroposeidon March 30, 2013 at 3:16 am -      #26

    Also…

    “gendrons effect :argh”

    You groan/shudder/mute the TV any time that new GoW game commercial airs too, huh?

  27. OriginalA March 30, 2013 at 3:17 am -      #27

    @Capelli:
    Lara Croft vs Zero Suit Samus.
    Baseline ZSS can lift 86 tons, has energy shields that protect her from attacks that should vaporize her, and is more faster/more agile than Lara Croft.
    Thread length?
    1600+ comments before it was LOCKED.

    THAT is Ladidala.

  28. Amm0vamp1r3 March 30, 2013 at 3:19 am -      #28

    “Lara Croft vs Zero Suit Samus.
    Baseline ZSS can lift 86 tons, has energy shields that protect her from attacks that should vaporize her, and is more faster/more agile than Lara Croft.
    Thread length?
    1600+ comments before it was LOCKED.

    THAT is Ladidala.”

    I….don’t really see…how that is possible but I don;t want to read the thread.

  29. Dark God of Chaos March 30, 2013 at 3:25 am -      #29

    “You groan/shudder/mute the TV any time that new GoW game commercial airs too, huh?”

    Or just mute/skip the ads whenever I watch YouTube vids and that commercial appears before them

    But in a word, yes

    “Lara Croft vs Zero Suit Samus.
    Baseline ZSS can lift 86 tons, has energy shields that protect her from attacks that should vaporize her, and is more faster/more agile than Lara Croft.
    Thread length?
    1600+ comments before it was LOCKED.

    THAT is Ladidala.”

    You talk like thats anything surprising in today’s day and age….

  30. OriginalA March 30, 2013 at 4:13 am -      #30

    Well if a thread actually stays on topic they usually don’t end up beyond a couple hundred posts.

    There are actually remarkably few threads that reach 1000+ comments considering we get 6 new topics a week for the last few years. A few years ago (gosh that makes me feel old) there would be two matches a day too, and it was everyday instead of recap sundays.

    Ladidala was also Gendrons’s level of stupid, ignorant, and stubborn. The fact that the match got locked is a testament to that. There are only two threads that I can think of off hand that have been locked on this site: spacemarine vs Harry Potter (or something at least it was something 40K vs HP) and Lara vs ZSS.

    Getting a thread locked is something that Gendrons hasn’t actually managed to accomplish yet. He actually brings something to the table once in a while. Ladidala, ugh, he just kept saying the same things over and over again. … Okay, yeah, Gendrons does that too, but again we only saw another renewal in Pit vs Kratos because Kratos got something new and Gendrons jumped on it. Ladidala, he would bump something just cause it had Lara in it.

    Outside of Ladidala, I can’t actually name any other ‘Piler that is on the same level of stubbornness as Gendrons.

    So, yeah, it is a little bit surprising in today’s day and age, for this site at least.

  31. Soulerous March 30, 2013 at 4:17 am -      #31

    Outside of Ladidala, I can’t actually name any other ‘Piler that is on the same level of stubbornness as Gendrons.
    -Keep your eyes open… there’s one lurking about.

  32. Amm0vamp1r3 March 30, 2013 at 4:19 am -      #32

    I feel I know who you speak of but I don’t want to jump to conclusions

  33. Dark God of Chaos March 30, 2013 at 6:20 am -      #33

    “spacemarine vs Harry Potter (or something at least it was something 40K vs HP)”

    Yes that was its name, and it was Cross’ fault it was locked

    Oh and the CN Civil War was locked, and the Last Man Standing: Round 1

    “Ladidala was also Gendrons’s level of stupid, ignorant, and stubborn”

    Yes I know that, I used to be an FP lurker

    “Getting a thread locked is something that Gendrons hasn’t actually managed to accomplish yet.”

    Last Man Standing: Round 1, thanks to him it got 1K+ more comments in half a day and Mata locked it

    “Outside of Ladidala, I can’t actually name any other ‘Piler that is on the same level of stubbornness as Gendrons.”

    Mike?

  34. Dark God of Chaos March 30, 2013 at 6:27 am -      #34

    Oh, one more thing:

    “we only saw another renewal in Pit vs Kratos because Kratos got something new and Gendrons jumped on it. Ladidala, he would bump something just cause it had Lara in it.”

    Gendrons will bump any thread to talk about matches that don’t exist on this site, derailing them. Thor vs Asura, Shendu vs Kratos, I think he revived Link vs Carnifex for the exact same reason

    And he’s the one who worries about threads getting locked because of offtopicness. Pot meet Kettle

  35. Darthgrim March 30, 2013 at 6:40 am -      #35

    Armless Space Marine solos.

  36. Dark God of Chaos March 30, 2013 at 6:42 am -      #36

    But Darth, Lara can disengage, hide in teh treez fire into its exposed parts!! :zaru

    (10 points if you get who I’m pretending to be)

  37. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 2:50 pm -      #37

    “Outside of Ladidala, I can’t actually name any other ‘Piler that is on the same level of stubbornness as Gendrons.”

    Why thank you. I’ll take that as a testament to my powers of irritation.

    It seems threads involving the greatest video game character of all time have been a little sparse during my time away. Pity.

    So… how’s Neg Neg been lately? Still full of shit… or?

  38. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 2:55 pm -      #38

    *See that ladidala is back* ….You know it’s bad enough that we have such dribbling incompotents like Kitten Lord around, now you decide to rear your ugly head again. Why hasn’t the universe ended yet?

  39. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 2:59 pm -      #39

    @Sorrow at #38

    Because apparently the only way to mercy-kill us all is to just get Post-NJO Luke Skywalker vs Post-OVA 3 Original!-Tenchi Masaki and we can all happily mercy-kill ourselves that way?

    In all seriousness, no clue whatsoever.

  40. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 3:01 pm -      #40

    Yes yes, we know. Anyone who disagrees with your opinion is incompetent. Yawn.

  41. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 3:02 pm -      #41

    Speak of the Devil and he will appear

    Well I think Lara wins this so I don’t think this will explode into a war

  42. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 3:06 pm -      #42

    Yes yes, we know. Anyone who disagrees with your opinion is incompetent. Yawn.

    *shivers* Even the smug attitude is similar to his. It’s eerie to see two idiots of this caliber occupy the same site.

  43. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 3:08 pm -      #43

    *shivers* Even the smug attitude is similar to his. It’s eerie to see two idiots of this caliber occupy the same site.

    Idiocy is a matter of opinion. And in my opinion, Neg Neg was always the biggest idiot on this site. Although, you do come a close second. Congrats. ;)

  44. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 3:12 pm -      #44

    I was correct in assuming that Kitten was just a Doppleganger of ladidala.

  45. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 3:20 pm -      #45

    I shall have to converse with this Kitten Lord at some point. We can discuss your infinite stupidity together, and make many a witty joke at your expense.

  46. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 3:23 pm -      #46

    Bring it on, zero plus zero still equals zero. As if two fools such as yourselves could make a difference.

  47. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 3:25 pm -      #47

    Seems I was wrong

  48. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 3:26 pm -      #48

    Oh it has nothing to do with the match specifically.

  49. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 3:31 pm -      #49

    Oh, I’m sure we will. And hey, if it keeps you commenting, then that’s more than enough difference for me.

    Like a hungry dog, you just keep on coming back for more. I didn’t realise the scraps I fed you were that tasty.

  50. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 3:33 pm -      #50

    If by scraps you mean pieces of your own body, then meh, it’s only good to fill my stomach, not much substance to it.

  51. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 3:35 pm -      #51

    I’m sure you have lots to catch up on, I will just wait until you fuck up or intentionally fuck up so I may resume dining on your reputation.

  52. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 3:38 pm -      #52

    My own body? No, I like myself far too much for that. I shall feed you humble minge instead. The curly kind.

  53. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 3:52 pm -      #53

    So THIS is the infamous ladidala. I admit, from the name and fascination of Tomb Raider, I assumed he was a lady. Guess not.

    I shudder to ask, but has there been Dante vs Lara Croft yet? Chuck and Kitten vs Ladidala?

  54. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 3:54 pm -      #54

    @Doc at #53

    I already shudder to think what has become of the site, recently.

    What’s next?
    Tomb Raider vs Naruto vs My Little Pony vs Transformers Prime?

  55. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 3:56 pm -      #55

    I get the feeling Transformers Prime would win pretty handily on that one.

  56. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 3:57 pm -      #56

    I doubt Ladi thinks Lara stands a chance against Dante,so I don’t think it would be too bad.

  57. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 3:58 pm -      #57

    Apparently he thinks Lara has a chance against Samus, so you never know.

  58. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 3:58 pm -      #58

    @Doc at #55

    Ehh, maybe.
    I just know that if it gets posted, It’ll be a hell of a bloodbath, but if nothing else at least It’ll migitate the scale of the bloodshed to ensure and make the place less likely to become Flamepile40K.com like its threatening to become, YET AGAIN!!!

  59. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 3:59 pm -      #59

    Infamous? Ah, my legacy lives on.

  60. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 3:59 pm -      #60

    What the hell is Flamepile40k.com?

  61. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:01 pm -      #61

    @Doc at #60

    Something that I DON’T want to see the site becoming, as I repeatedly stated.

    Y’know on Post #54, Screw it, add God of War to the mix so it can be a 5-way session if it comes down to it, and Pray the mods will realize what is going on before its too late.

  62. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 4:08 pm -      #62

    You know, I never really thought Lara stood much of a chance against Samus. I just wanted people to think I did. And seeing as there are so many gullible sheep around here, I succeeded.

    If people deliberately rate Lara against physically superior opponents just to piss me off, then sure, the thread’s most likely going to get turned into a war zone. If people use their brains however (still holding my breath on that one), then we can all have a nice, normal discussion filled with butterflies and pretty rainbow gum drops. How’s that sound, kids?

  63. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:11 pm -      #63

    See I knew it,no one if told A is stronger than B an given significat evidence would still believe B wins

  64. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:12 pm -      #64

    Let’s be honest ladi, you were just upset that your wet dream was practically being mocked for being put up against an all around physically superior opponent. Pettiness is far worse that gullibility.

  65. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 4:12 pm -      #65

    To their credit, at least ladidala and Kitten Lord do have rather nice grammatical skills. I don’t have to spend an extra second on every word trying to figure out what exactly was just said.

    That said, ladidala is making some sense. I know I would start to get pissed off if someone kept pitting my character against vastly superior opponents. Oh wait, we already do. Poor whipping-boy-Dante. >:/

  66. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:15 pm -      #66

    @Doc at #65

    *sends you a hug with the strength to rival Herakles/Hercules to let you know you aren’t alone*

    At least Dante’s getting back up on his own two legs.
    Dante vs The Mortal Instruments’ own Jace Wayland could be closer depending on which versions and incarnations of Dante we go with, Just so you know.

  67. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:16 pm -      #67

    Dante,has been getting put in some stomp matches

    But Dio vs Dante changed that I think,until the new one happened

  68. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 4:17 pm -      #68

    At this point Dante’s been so overused that there isn’t really any debates to be had right now. We’ve gone over virtually every argument there is to be had about him, and I only say “virtually” because for all I know someone can come out of the woodworks and give him a new feat out of what was previously unquantified/forgotten.

    New Dante might be a different story if people can get over the fan hatred of him. :/

  69. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:19 pm -      #69

    I know I would start to get pissed off if someone kept pitting my character against vastly superior opponents.

    The difference is you don’t (at least I hope you don’t) act like a child and try to troll anyone involved.

    His actions did the opposite of what was supposedly intended, Lara was put up against more people she couldn’t handle. As soon as that happened, sure enough ladidala was there to try and set people straight again. Lara gets a bad reputation, ladidala just vanishes into obscurity. Now he is back, doing the exact same thing yet again.

  70. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 4:19 pm -      #70

    “Pettiness is far worse that gullibility.”

    Only a very gullible person would believe that. Oh, wait…

    Most of my match suggestions never get posted anyway. And I thought Forerunners Vs Weeping Angels was a good one!

  71. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:19 pm -      #71

    @Doc at #68

    For what its worth, Nu Dante vs Jace Wayland happens and I’ll probably root for Nu Dante to win, I’d flat out root for Old Dante to wipe Wayland across the floor No Questions asked even.

    Alas the City of Bones movie isn’t released yet, so that’s not gonna happen anytime soon I’d think.

  72. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 4:21 pm -      #72

    “The difference is you don’t (at least I hope you don’t) act like a child and try to troll anyone involved.”
    Nah, I can tell myself you people don’t really exist and I get no real reactions from you. Then I screenshot the page and make you insult yourself via photoshop BUTTHATISANOTHERSTORY.

  73. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:23 pm -      #73

    @Doc at #72

    I could bring you a tek tek of myself and you can do an image of me doing literal tin-foiling if it makes you feel better.
    I won’t mind, really.

  74. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 4:23 pm -      #74

    You’re fine, Cross ^_^

  75. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:24 pm -      #75

    Only a very gullible person would believe that. Oh, wait…

    Oh wait indeed, did you realize how ridiculous it sounded?

  76. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:25 pm -      #76

    Yea Newte should get more matches,I like him actually from what I have seen of him,I may have few fight ideas for him

    On topic: So lara wins right?

  77. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:28 pm -      #77

    @Doc at #74

    I don’t know if you’d be right about it, I do know that I’d hope you enjoy the tek tek of Bethany I made all those months back.
    She seems interesting enough to do, I guess. *shrugs*

    @Amm0 at #76

    Did someone made a thread pertaining merely to Nu Dante alone, yet?
    I might have an adversary in mind for him, somewhere.

  78. Doktor Doctor March 31, 2013 at 4:30 pm -      #78

    Cross, it’s taken this long for Dante to get a respect thread, and we’re too lazy to even work on it. I doubt Newte will get a dedicated respect thread any time soon. :/

  79. Kitten Lord March 31, 2013 at 4:32 pm -      #79

    @Sorrow

    “You know it’s bad enough that we have such dribbling incompotents like Kitten Lord around, now you decide to rear your ugly head again. Why hasn’t the universe ended yet?”

    Whats this hook doing in my mouth? someones been fishing for bait, oh no, its the troll of factpile Sorrow again, the fisherman who always tries to reel in more than he can handle.

    You know, maybe I should count up the fallacies you make and see who is the most logically inept, you or Sauroposeidon. I may gauge Dassadec on the same page but i dont think hes as bad as you, not nearly.

    “It’s eerie to see two idiots of this caliber occupy the same site.”

    And there would have to be hundreds of us to equel your level of drivel, serioulsy I dont know what nickname I liked for you best, “weeper” that I used a while back or “master fail” which I found for you in the DBZ thread? “Weeper” kind of connects to your current name and relates to you doing more whining and bitching than actual debating but the failure is just so strong, maybe Thefailingweeper rather than TheSorrow?

  80. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:32 pm -      #80

    I don’t think so,I was about to though

  81. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 4:33 pm -      #81

    “Oh wait indeed, did you realize how ridiculous it sounded?”

    No, I didn’t. Because unlike you, I’m not gullible.

    “On topic: So lara wins right?”

    Obviously. Even in her new incarnation, she’s tougher than Katniss. And whilst I’m here, I might just take this moment to point out how unbelievably excellent the new Tomb Raider game is.

  82. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:33 pm -      #82

    @Doc at #78

    Its worth a thought you gotta admit.
    While Old Dante is more respectable overall aside from the wankage surrounding him, Newte has some good moments to note in his own way, I guess.

  83. Envoy March 31, 2013 at 4:34 pm -      #83

    Oh. Is that who I think it is up there?

  84. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:37 pm -      #84

    Envoy,while you are here, Does Vincent Valentine have the ability to cast death? Im trying to get him a match

  85. Commander Cross March 31, 2013 at 4:37 pm -      #85

    @Admiral Envoy at #83

    Pray that it isn’t and if it is, pray that he’s turned over a new leaf for the better or this thread needs investigating right about now.

    I kind of miss Percy vs Kratos right now.

  86. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:38 pm -      #86

    Whats this hook doing in my mouth? someones been fishing for bait, oh no, its the troll of factpile Sorrow again, the fisherman who always tries to reel in more than he can handle.

    Well apparently the bait was just too tempting to pass up.

    You know, maybe I should count up the fallacies you make and see who is the most logically inept/i>

    By all means, go ahead, just so you know people have pretty good instincts when someone tries to fudge the numbers.

    Weeper” kind of connects to your current name and relates to you doing more whining and bitching than actual debating but the failure is just so strong

    On the contrary, your entire goal is to whine about how you believe the DBZ lore is corrupted by it’s fan base.

    No, I didn’t. Because unlike you, I’m not gullible.

    You must be if you decided come back here.

  87. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 4:38 pm -      #87

    “Sorrow again, the fisherman who always tries to reel in more than he can handle.”

    Amen.

  88. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:43 pm -      #88

    The two lack luster examples of why it’s foolish to try and do things all by themselves without listening to the words of others.

  89. Kitten Lord March 31, 2013 at 4:44 pm -      #89

    @TheFailingWeeper

    “Well apparently the bait was just too tempting to pass up.”

    Well I admit its always fun seeing you squirm.

    “just so you know people have pretty good instincts when someone tries to fudge the numbers.

    Its fine, I couldnt possibly fudge the number of fallacies you make, you make them so often though I may lose count so lets make it a lowball estimate.

    “On the contrary, your entire goal is to whine about how you believe the DBZ lore is corrupted by it’s fan base.”

    Sounds like a “no you”, aw your so adorably fond of those but the beauty is I generally collapse DBZ corruption and purify it, not whine.

  90. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:48 pm -      #90

    Well I admit its always fun seeing you squirm.

    If you believe the most basic mocking tactics (TheFailingWeeper :roll: ) could actually make me squirm.

    Its fine, I couldnt possibly fudge the number of fallacies you make, you make them so often though I may lose count so lets make it a lowball estimate.

    Counting to 0 is hard?

    Sounds like a “no you”, aw your so adorably fond of those but the beauty is I generally collapse DBZ corruption and purify it, not whine.

    Sounds like pure delusions of grandeur.

    Do keep trying you two, I’ve always been interested in seeing how both of you would work together. The conclusion is still: 0+0=0

  91. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 4:49 pm -      #91

    “You must be if you decided come back here.”

    Oooh! Temper!

  92. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:50 pm -      #92

    Honestly neither of you are perfect, I don’t know ladi so I can’t speak on him but both Kitten and Sorrow I have debated with and against both of you and you both make hella mistakes so attacking each other,albeit at first enteretaining now just annoying

  93. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 4:53 pm -      #93

    Oooh! Temper!

    Just anxious.

    Honestly neither of you are perfect

    Never imagined myself like that, if I was, this discussion never would have taken place.

  94. Kitten Lord March 31, 2013 at 4:54 pm -      #94

    @TheSorrow

    “If you believe the most basic mocking tactics (TheFailingWeeper ) could actually make me squirm.”

    Well ill stop if I hit a nerve, sorrw Sorrow :)

    “Counting to 0 is hard?”

    I am already past zero, although I may just give you the trolls cup anyway since Sauro is too lazy to get it as trollish as he is and Dassadec sometimes says something worth reading and makes a fallacy on the odd chance.


    “The conclusion is still: 0+0=0″

    “Sounds like pure delusions of grandeur.”

    Yes your comment does. Also poor mathamatical skills although you thought people generally “counted to zero” so thats not surprising. I am counting your fallacies which is past the zero, not your IQ which is previous to zero :)

  95. Kitten Lord March 31, 2013 at 4:56 pm -      #95

    @Ammo

    “albeit at first enteretaining now just annoying”

    He started it! :)

    Seriously though, he trolled enough to call me here. I dont have any interest into the debate, wasnt even part of it until he tried to troll.

  96. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 4:56 pm -      #96

    “Honestly neither of you are perfect, I don’t know ladi so I can’t speak on him but both Kitten and Sorrow I have debated with and against both of you and you both make hella mistakes so attacking each other,albeit at first enteretaining now just annoying”

    TheSorrow isn’t even making sense anymore. Apparently coming back to the site makes me gullible. Of course, he wouldn’t be saying that if he knew what the word gullible actually means. Gullibility and stupidity come hand it hand it seems.

  97. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 4:56 pm -      #97

    @TheSorrow

    To be honest I can’t really think of an outstanding problem with you are a pretty straight forward and commendable debater

  98. Amm0vamp1r3 March 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm -      #98

    @Kitten

    If he was a troll,then you aren’t far from him since you answered and then another point against you was “TheFailingWeeper” so yea not a good look

    @Ladidala

    Like I said I don’t know you,this is my first time being on the same thread as you,but I have heard about you but I don’t believe the hype fully until I witness it

  99. TheSorrow March 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm -      #99

    Why thank you Amm0 your input is always appreciated.

    Shame on both of you, trying to make it all my fault. You guys should know better.

  100. ladidala March 31, 2013 at 5:02 pm -      #100

    “Never imagined myself like that, if I was, this discussion never would have taken place.”

    Remember, you’re the one that started talking to me. I never asked you to. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

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