Ginny Weasly & Hermione Granger Vs Molly Carpenter

Ginny Weasly & Hermione Granger Vs Molly Carpenter

Suggested by aurorjonson

For his fight, we have Ginny Weasly and Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) going up against Molly Carpenter from the Dresden Files.

Battle takes place in Cardiff, current incarnations, morals off and bloodlusted.

Who wins?

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148 Comments on "Ginny Weasly & Hermione Granger Vs Molly Carpenter"

  1. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 7:56 am -      #1

    Kuja solos both
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    On topic, since Dresden tends to be on a higher tier then Potter in general i’m going with Molly. That and I hear stuff about mindrape and illusions. And that she was elevated to goddess-hood (sp?), I don’t see team Potter winning at all

  2. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 8:05 am -      #2


    Seriously?
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    Molly Carpenter’s current incarnation is as Winter Lady – a freaking Faerie Queen, a demi-goddess by most definitions, and quite literally immortal except under certain specific circumstances which are not extant in Cardiff and neither Ginny nor Hermione are capable of imposing such circumstance, nor would they be aware of what those circumstances are in the first place.
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    -
    Even discounting that, and using Molly prior to Winter Lady Ascension, she owns this match.
    She has vastly superior stealth and sensory capabilities, plus mindfuckery (including outright mind control) – and while she’s not as powerful at the blasty as Dresden, she knows how do the basic blasty if she really needs to.
    Oh, and I’m pretty sure she has (and knows how to use) various weapons, including guns, in addition to having picked up at least basic proficiency in unarmed combat techniques.
    -
    Molly uses Hermione and Ginny to kill each other, and pops the survivor, if there is one.

  3. The Imperator March 27, 2013 at 8:05 am -      #3

    Molly is the Fae Lady. She is rather overpowered for this fight.
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    On top of that, illusions, illusions everywhere.

  4. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 8:09 am -      #4

    oh my god, he actually suggested it *crazed laughing*
    no morals and blood lusted….okay here’s what goes down.
    Molly makes Ginny see Voldemort raping her and Harry’s kids while wearing Potters head as a fucking necklace and makes her kill herself.
    Hermione see’s something similar and kills herself.
    on the off chance she doesn’t go straight for mind rape Molly is a true immortal, only capable of being killed at special pounts in time and space where mantles of godhood and or power can change. Even then she is the Winter Lady, who, based on rough scaling of the last Summer Lady can deep freeze solid an area the size of a football field easy. Or as I said use illusions and mind rape to make them kill themselves. She made a boat disappear while on a lake for an extended period when water especially large bodies like one of the great lakes grounds out and weakens magic.

  5. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 8:11 am -      #5

    also I hope Cross doesn’t see this.

  6. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 8:18 am -      #6

    Yeah … the guy who suggested this is either a Potter-fanboy/fanatic of epic proportions and/or is utterly clueless about the Dresdenverse.
    I think I’d prefer that the guy just be utterly clueless, but I doubt that we’d be so lucky.

  7. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 8:21 am -      #7

    he said Avada Kadavra could kill Superman

  8. The Imperator March 27, 2013 at 8:32 am -      #8

    Got to point out, Avada Kedavra, if it works as it normally does, i.e. removing soul, should work on Superman. He doesn’t have a strong resistance to magic to begin with. Although, if there is a quote of giants or things like that resisting AK, then Superman probably could.

  9. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 8:33 am -      #9

    Eh, to be fair, IIRC some incarnations of Superman do have a varying degree of weakness/vulnerability to magic, and thus, at least in theory, could bite it if they were struck by such magic. Now, actually hitting Superman (of pretty much any incarnation) with the Killing Curse (or indeed pretty much any Potterverse spell) is a completely different matter, and more or less requires a miracle or Superman to do absolutely nothing and just let himself get struck.

  10. sadot06 March 27, 2013 at 8:38 am -      #10

    Superman’s magic vulnerablity only extends to high level magic.

  11. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 8:38 am -      #11

    didn’t Hagrid or…his brother get hit by AK a few times?
    besides that though it usually takes divine/high tier magic, probably at least Dr. Fate level ..maybe Rand’s Balefire level, magic to harm Supes

  12. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 8:44 am -      #12

    IIRC some versions of Supes were a whole lot more vulnerable to magic. Of course, I’m pretty sure that since those versions, his vulnerability to magic has been consistently reduced in each version.
    Yay powercreep.
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    -
    I know that Hagrid/his brother/giants in general shrugged off Stunning spells, but I’m rather less certain about them getting hit with Killing Curses.

  13. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 8:48 am -      #13

    I think during book seven one of them tanked it, but could be wrong

  14. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 11:08 am -      #14

    battle of the hot female wizards apparently

  15. Krypto Lowk March 27, 2013 at 11:11 am -      #15

    hahahahah… bloodlusted and morals off?

  16. Krypto Lowk March 27, 2013 at 11:13 am -      #16

    “the guy who suggested this is either a Potter-fanboy/fanatic of epic proportions and/or is utterly clueless about the Dresdenverse.”
    -
    It’s both.

  17. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 11:26 am -      #17

    @lowk

    i would have to agree with you on that one lol

  18. Nova Prime March 27, 2013 at 11:34 am -      #18

    This is how Dormammu feels about this match up:
    static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/13/137152/2749684-dormammu.jpg

  19. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 11:36 am -      #19

    @nova

    nice

  20. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 11:41 am -      #20

    since the match outcome has pretty much been decided im gonna go off topic and suggest a new type of match we can startt making

    what if we took our most hated celebrities gave them random weapons and made them fight

    example: Justin beiber with an ak-47 vs taylor lautner with a katana and a glock vs kim kardashian with a lightsaber vs lindsay lohan with a star trek phaser

  21. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 11:50 am -      #21

    ‘Skinda sad, really. This is what, Molly’s first match? And it’s pretty meaningless, as it’s a massive stomp in her favor. Which, I suppose is better than getting stomped.

  22. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 11:56 am -      #22

    @Kytheros
    like student like teacher then, Dresden’s first match was also a stomp.
    @Nova
    lol, nice
    @Lowk
    my thoughts exactly.

  23. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 12:03 pm -      #23

    Joker’s thoughts upon learning of this match

  24. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 12:04 pm -      #24

    @guardian

    that has got to be one of the best video responses ever lol

    WHY SO SERIOUS

  25. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 12:07 pm -      #25

    I try, this is the second time I’ve used that video as a response to Aurorjohnson’s actions. The first was when he claimed Saphira was a godbuster.
    —————————-
    so should I bring samples of mind rape Molly can do to make this epic mind rape fest official?

  26. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 12:12 pm -      #26

    @guardian

    gang bang!

    gang bang !

    gang bang!

    ahh its good to be da king

  27. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm -      #27

    @Guardian
    What’s the point? As Winter Lady, Molly doesn’t actually need to mindrape her way to victory – she can arguably just beat them to death with her bare hands – I mean, I don’t think she can pull a Wookie and use their own arms to do it, although I wouldn’t be surprised in the least to learn that she could.
    Besides … I think she’s got a gun or two. And IIRC, she learned how to use guns before she was legal.

  28. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 12:18 pm -      #28

    @Kytheros
    I don’t know, just figured might as well make it official before the nut job that suggested this shows up.

  29. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 12:27 pm -      #29

    if everyone except for nutjobs agree on something

    its official regardless of the nutjobs opinions

    they are nutjobs after al

  30. Mr. Winchester March 27, 2013 at 12:27 pm -      #30

    @guardian

    also ive been wondering who is your gravatar

  31. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 12:28 pm -      #31

    Mmm. Fair point.
    -
    His avatar is Harry Dresden off of the Cold Days cover.

  32. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 12:32 pm -      #32

    @Mr. Winchester
    true, but well…there’s several threads only on popular posts because one person insisted on trolling for their character.
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    and as Kytheros said it’s Dresden from the Cold Days cover.
    ——————–
    feats coming next post.

  33. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 12:38 pm -      #33

    first foray into mind rape was to make her friends have a phobia of drugs, this was her trying to help not harm and it still caused psychic damage making one get jittery and a bit off kilter, trying to shatter minds on purpose….would not be pretty.
    —–
    “I nodded, and told Charity about the attacks at the convention, and about how Molly had gotten me involved. “I examined the victims of the first two attacks,” I said quietly. “One of them, a girl named Rosie, showed evidence of a land of psychic trauma. At the time, I attributed it to the phage’s attack on her.”

    Charity frowned. “It wasn’t?”

    I shook my head. “I found an identical trauma on Nelson.” I took a deep breath and said, “Molly is the link between them. They’re both her friends. I think she was the one who hurt them. I think she used magic to invade their minds.”

    Charity stared at me, her expression sickened. “What? No…” She shook her head. “No, Molly wouldn’t…” Her face grew even more pale. “Oh, God. She’s broken one of the Council’s Laws.” She shook her head more violently. “No, no, no. She would not do such a thing.”

    I grimaced and said, “I think I know what she did. And why she did it.”

    “Tell me.”

    I took a deep breath. “Rosie is pregnant. And she showed physical evidence of drug addiction, but none of the psychological evidence of withdrawal. I think Molly took steps when she found out her friend was pregnant-to force her away from the drugs. I think she did it to protect the baby. And then I think she did the same thing to Nelson. But something went wrong. I think what she did to him broke something.” I shook my head. “He got paranoid, erratic.”

    Charity stared down at the altar below, shaking her head. “Is it the Council then, that took her?”

    “No,” I said. “No. What she did to Rosie and Nelson left a kind of mark on her. A stain. I think she forced Rosie and Nelson to feel fear whenever they came near their drugs. Fear is a powerful motivator and it’s easy to exploit. She wanted them to be afraid of the drugs. She had good intentions, but she wanted her friends to be frightened.”"
    Proven Guilty, Chap 32
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    can become totally invisible
    With no warning whatsoever, Murphy moved, spinning in a blur of motion that swept her leg out in a scything, ankle-height arc behind her. There was a thump of impact, and the sound of something heavy hitting the floor. Murphy – her eyes closed – sprang onto something unseen, and her hands moved in a couple of small, quick circles, fingers grasping. Then Murphy grunted, set her arms, and twisted her shoulders a little.

    There was a young woman’s high-pitched gasp of pain, and abruptly, underneath Murphy, there was a girl. Murphy had her pinned on her stomach on the floor, one arm twisted behind her, wrist bent at a painful angle.

    The girl was in her late teens. She wore combat boots, black fatigue pants, and a tight, cutoff grey T-shirt. She was tall, most of a foot taller than Murphy, and built like a brick house. Her hair had been cut into a short, spiky style and dyed peroxide white. A tattoo on her neck vanished under her shirt, reappeared for a bit on her bared stomach, and continued beneath the pants. She had multiple earrings, a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, and a silver stud through that spot right under her lower lip. On the hand Murphy had twisted up behind her back, she wore a bracelet of dark little glass beads.

    “Harry?” Murphy said in that tone of voice that, while polite and patient, demanded an explanation.

    I sighed. “Murph. You remember my apprentice, Molly Carpenter.”

    Murphy leaned to one side and looked at her profile. “Oh, sure,” she said. “I didn’t recognize her without the pink-and-blue hair. Also, she wasn’t invisible last time.” She gave me a look, asking if I should let her up.”

    I gave Murphy a wink, and squatted down on the carpet next to the girl. I gave her my best scowl. “I told you to wait at the apartment and practice your focus.”

    “Oh, come on,” Molly said. “It’s impossible. And boring as hell.”

    “Practice makes perfect, kid.”

    “I’ve been practicing my ass off!” Molly protested. “I know fifty times as much as I did last year.”
    White Knight, Chap 2
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    and later is able to improve enough to cover all the senses and even a vampire doesn’t notice her.
    -
    “I reached into the trash can by the door, took out an empty motor oil can, and tossed it into the least cluttered corner of the workshop. It bounced off something in midair, and Molly let out a soft yelp, appearing there a moment later, rubbing a hand to her hip.

    “Where’d she come from?” Thomas demanded crossly.

    “What did I miss?” Molly demanded, her tone faintly offended. “I had all the senses covered. Even Thomas didn’t know I was there.”

    “You didn’t miss anything,” I said. “I just know how you think, grasshopper.”
    Small Favor, Chap 15
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    explanation of her talent for mind rape and her raw talent for magic being extremely potent.
    “He nodded. “Molly became concerned sometime yesterday. I asked her to have a look at you while you were sleeping earlier. I apologize for that, but I didn’t know any other way to be sure that someone had tampered with you.”

    I shivered. Ugh. Molly playing in my head. That wasn’t necessarily the prettiest thing to think about. Molly had a gift for neuromancy, mind magic, but she’d used it to do some fairly nasty things to people in the past-for perfectly good reasons, true, but all the same it had been honest-to-evilness black magic.”
    Small Favor, Chap 38
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    and the potency quote, keep in mind Dresden can call up enough magic even at this point to take out a city block or so, and his expertise is in energy/magic manipulation. He knows potent power when he see’s it.
    -
    “”That explains why your spell damaged Nelson so much more severely.”

    “I don’t understand. I never hurt him.”

    “I don’t think you did it on purpose.” I waved a hand, palm up. “Magic comes from a lot of places. But especially from your emotions. They influence almost anything you can do. You were angry at Nelson when you cast the spell. Contaminated the whole thing with your anger.”

    “I did not hurt them,” she said stubbornly. “I saved their lives.”

    “I don’t think you realize the ramifications,” I said.

    She spun to me and shrieked, “I did not hurt them!”

    The air suddenly crackled with tension; vague, unfocused energy centered on the screaming girl. There was enough energy to manage something unfortunate, and it was clear that the kid wasn’t in anything like control of her power. I shook my head and swung my left hand in a half circle, palm faced out, and simply drew in the magical energy her emotions had generated and grounded it into the earth before somebody got hurt.

    A tingle of sensation washed up my arm, surprisingly intense. Her talent was not a modest one.”
    Proven Guilty, Chap 41

  34. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 12:42 pm -      #34

    He said he suggested it,but I didn’t believe
    it
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    Joins Lowk and G.A
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  35. PrimusxPilus March 27, 2013 at 1:27 pm -      #35

    El
    Oh
    El
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    Even Elan would have found this rapestomp too far for the Dark One…. Ha nah he’d snap them too, enslave their should and hate existing again. Yes off topic but we can’t really stay ON topic now can we?

  36. PrimusxPilus March 27, 2013 at 1:32 pm -      #36

    Souls*…. Meh i’m bored and need a match i’m interested in that won’t devolve into pages of wanking and retarded opposition…. If only they still existed….
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    *pours some booze for old factpile, reminisces on the orange/black/gray good ole days*

  37. Nova Prime March 27, 2013 at 1:32 pm -      #37

    Loki comes in and turns them all into frogs.

  38. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 1:35 pm -      #38

    Mandrakk Solos (Yes I have my “Solos” character now)

  39. TheBoss March 27, 2013 at 1:37 pm -      #39

    You know, the more I read of the Dresdenverse, the more intrigued I get. I really must try and start reading them.
    __
    Also, nice pics of Ginny and Hermoine ^^

  40. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 1:41 pm -      #40

    Might I suggest basketball?
    Or, hell, Butcher’s supposed to be writing a … what was it, steampunk? series to take a break, now that Alera’s over and done with.
    -
    New Doctor Who is imminent – finally! FFS, BBC, put some pressure on the writers to not take so damn long off in between seasons – and have longer seasons.
    -
    Oh. Hey. Speaking of Doctor Who … if we’re using Cardiff from Doctor Who – with the Rift, it might count as being a conjunction in time and space where Immortals can actually die.
    Still … that wouldn’t make a difference in this match.

  41. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 1:45 pm -      #41

    I have been hearing steanpunk alot,one of my games that I want to design was supposed to have a Steampunk world

  42. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 2:01 pm -      #42

    Ladies and gentlemen, STOMP.

  43. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 2:03 pm -      #43

    “Ladies and gentlemen, STOMP.”
    -
    feel like this transcends that

  44. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 2:04 pm -      #44

    “feel like this transcends that”
    -
    Ladies and gentlemen, STOMP.
    -
    Better? :3

  45. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 2:06 pm -      #45

    Better

  46. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 2:08 pm -      #46

    Admittedly though those are some nice pictures of the losing team.

  47. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 2:14 pm -      #47

    Indeed,such a waste.

  48. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 2:21 pm -      #48

    Agreed.

  49. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 2:29 pm -      #49

    @TheBoss
    you should read them if you get the chance, nice modern detective fantasy series, it slowly works its way less from the detective stuff, but it’s still there at the core because the books are “Dresden’s Case Files”
    —————–
    @main discussion
    I gave him the images when he said he was suggesting it, I even encouraged him to make it two on one…but I never thought it would get posted…then again I figured he’d catch on that I was pulling a fast one on him by being so supportive of it…

  50. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 2:32 pm -      #50

    I suspect this will get more “Debated” when he decides to troll…I mean stroll through.

  51. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 2:33 pm -      #51

    Yes. If you have not yet read Dresden, I support you reading Dresden.
    -
    -
    Guess he’s clueless/oblivious in general, rather than just clueless about the Dresdenverse.
    Where’d you find the images?

  52. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 2:37 pm -      #52

    Deviantart, all three, there’s not much for Molly though,

  53. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 2:38 pm -      #53

    also lol, even if he does come he can’t change anything now.

  54. Epicazeroth March 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm -      #54

    That’s an… interesting title pic. (read: dafuq?)

  55. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 4:40 pm -      #55

    @epicazeroth
    care to explain what you mean?

  56. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 7:47 pm -      #56

    I guess this blew up right in aurorjohnson’s face, wonder if he’ll show up

  57. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 7:52 pm -      #57

    I hope not but at the same time I’m sensing a disturbance in the force growing near….this…feeling of dread that he could post at any moment……as if….as if he were right behind you Stealth.

  58. Nomad March 27, 2013 at 8:55 pm -      #58

    Emma Watson get’s me going.

  59. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 9:19 pm -      #59

    o..kay

  60. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 9:20 pm -      #60

    “Emma Watson get’s me going.”
    You too?

  61. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 9:22 pm -      #61

    Ok so for the record, katy Perry and Emma Watson…………….noted

  62. TheBoss March 27, 2013 at 9:25 pm -      #62

    “Emma Watson get’s me going.”
    _

    Oh sweetie, they don’t fall for the desperate type ;P
    _
    (Doc, that avatar… wow… you’re freaking me out)

  63. TheSorrow March 27, 2013 at 9:25 pm -      #63

    *Sigh* Teenagers… without any subtlety or charm whatsoever.

  64. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 9:26 pm -      #64

    Kid these days smh

  65. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 9:30 pm -      #65

    “(Doc, that avatar… wow… you’re freaking me out)”

    I turn child soldiers into war machines. What is there to be freaked out about? (It’s Doktor from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)

  66. TheSorrow March 27, 2013 at 9:33 pm -      #66

    Well you have an irregularly shaped balled head. >.> You can pretty much guess why it’s slightly jarring to look at and contemplate your previous post.

  67. TheSorrow March 27, 2013 at 9:34 pm -      #67

    *bald not balled

  68. TheBoss March 27, 2013 at 9:35 pm -      #68

    “I turn child soldiers into war machines. What is there to be freaked out about? (It’s Doktor from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)”
    _
    I’ve not played it… but it looks like he does something else with children… *shudders*

  69. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 9:37 pm -      #69

    Come now, Sorrow, you act like older people with bald irregularly shaped heads talking about how they get off on Emma Watson is creepy. XD

  70. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 9:37 pm -      #70

    Whats funny is he and raiden had a convo about some form of porn in the game. So yea he….he is something

  71. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 9:38 pm -      #71

    “I’ve not played it… but it looks like he does something else with children… *shudders*”
    Based on the way he talks sometimes in game, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did. But Alpha took Raiden, and Doktor is the most thematically close to my own username, so…

  72. TheSorrow March 27, 2013 at 9:39 pm -      #72

    My stomach quite literally lurched forward a bit when you said that Doktor.

  73. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 9:43 pm -      #73

    “My stomach quite literally lurched forward a bit when you said that Doktor.”
    LOL!
    MGR is the first Metal Gear game I’ve played, in honesty.

  74. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 9:43 pm -      #74

    ……….well this has taken an odd turn

  75. TheSorrow March 27, 2013 at 9:48 pm -      #75

    GR is the first Metal Gear game I’ve played, in honesty.
    -
    Shame on you.
    -
    ……….well this has taken an odd turn
    -
    An understatement to say the least, far more disturbing, but accurate nonetheless.

  76. Krypto Lowk March 27, 2013 at 9:55 pm -      #76

    Back on to debating.
    Shark vs Tiger. On land. Shark has legs, tiger has steel claws. Who wins?

  77. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 9:57 pm -      #77

    Typhus the Traveller solos both teams

  78. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 9:59 pm -      #78

    Tiger wins,steel claws and a shark isn’t use to on land combat

  79. Soulerous March 27, 2013 at 10:13 pm -      #79

    Tigers have been known to kill rhinos and elephants. The shark stands no chance.

  80. SgCombine March 27, 2013 at 11:09 pm -      #81

    Shark bitch slaps tiger with tail.

  81. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 11:11 pm -      #82

    “Shame on you.”
    I know :C
    -
    I’ll get the HD Collection when I graduate, I promise.

  82. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 11:12 pm -      #83

    “Shark bitch slaps tiger with tail.”
    Dude, fuck no. Just…fuck the hell no. It wouldn’t even take its tail; shark canonically has freakin’ lasers on its freakin’ head. Does tiger have FTL reactions? NO.

  83. Krypto Lowk March 27, 2013 at 11:24 pm -      #84

    Molly has a souls ripping feat that any use or is what already shown for her enough.
    ===
    “Tiger wins,steel claws and a shark isn’t use to on land combat’
    “Tigers have been known to kill rhinos and elephants. The shark stands no chance.”
    “Shark bitch slaps tiger with tail.”
    “Dude, fuck no. Just…fuck the hell no. It wouldn’t even take its tail; shark canonically has freakin’ lasers on its freakin’ head. Does tiger have FTL reactions? NO.”
    -
    I’m not sure if this is a perfect example of pointless comments or My most favoritest arguments ever.
    On that note, I seemed to have under estimated the tiger’s abilities
    media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/07/b12r66ok36.jpg

  84. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 11:27 pm -      #85

    That is awesome, Lowk.

  85. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 11:29 pm -      #86

    @Lowk
    go ahead and bring it.

  86. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 11:30 pm -      #87

    “I’m not sure if this is a perfect example of pointless comments or My most favoritest arguments ever.”
    Little bit of column a, little bit of column b.
    Shark ain’t no pushover.
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  87. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 11:33 pm -      #88


    That’s not a shark. That’s some sort of mutant Tyranid or Zerg bioform.

  88. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 11:34 pm -      #89

    It has the word “shark” in its name O:

  89. Amm0vamp1r3 March 27, 2013 at 11:39 pm -      #90

    Where does the tiger shark fit into this?

  90. Doktor Doctor March 27, 2013 at 11:40 pm -      #91

    A dirty fucking bastard of a whore and a traitor.

  91. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 11:45 pm -      #92

    A tiger shark is how you make a shark better.
    >.>
    <..>

  92. PrimusxPilus March 27, 2013 at 11:45 pm -      #93

    @dark god of chaos
    -
    Gonna be the asshole that points out that on Ginny’s wiki profile “human” is spelled wrong….
    -
    Siberian white tiger FTMFW.

  93. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 11:46 pm -      #94

    Yes, Lowk, bring said soul raping feat, I’m curious

  94. Krypto Lowk March 27, 2013 at 11:47 pm -      #95

    “go ahead and bring it.”
    -
    Pulling Corpsetaker out of butters and Dresden’s spirit
    ““Lady,” Molly panted, “did you pick the wrong part of my life in which to mess with me.” She took a deep breath and spoke in a ringing, furious voice. “Now get the fuck out of my friend. Ideru!”
    -
    I felt the surge of her will as she spoke the word, and suddenly reality seemed to condense around my apprentice. There was a terrible, terrible force that ripped forth from her, pulling hungrily at everything around it. I’d felt something similar once, when a nascent White Court vampire had unintentionally begun to feed on me—an energy that spiraled and swirled and pulled at the roots of my senses. But that was only one facet of the gravity that Molly exuded with the spell.
    -
    Corpsetaker’s eyes widened in surprise and sudden strain. Then she snarled, “Have it your way. The little doctor was my second choice, in any case.”
    -
    And then I saw Corpsetaker’s dark, mad soul flow into my apprentice on the tidal pull of the beckoning she’d performed.”

    Ghost Story, Chap 48
    ===
    “It has the word “shark” in its name O:”
    “A dirty fucking bastard of a whore and a traitor”.
    -
    Tiger Shark is not amused
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  95. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 11:52 pm -      #96

    Sounds legit. Well Ginny and Hermione get soulfucked then :uvalaugh

  96. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 27, 2013 at 11:53 pm -      #97

    because they weren’t already being mind fucked

  97. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 11:55 pm -      #98

    It just makes it more overkill though. Just sayin’

  98. Dark God of Chaos March 27, 2013 at 11:56 pm -      #99

    And morals are off so… yeah

  99. Kytheros March 27, 2013 at 11:59 pm -      #100

    There is no such thing as overkill.
    But yes, overkill.

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