What If…Galactus Invaded the DC Universe?

What If...Galactus Invaded the DC Universe

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Who would be able to slow him down?
Could Batman win given enough prep time? (This is just a joke people)
What impact would this have?

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201 Comments on "What If…Galactus Invaded the DC Universe?"

  1. Envoy March 19, 2013 at 8:04 am -      #1

    Of course Bats would fuck him sideways

  2. Praetor Prefect (who knows where his towel is) March 19, 2013 at 8:06 am -      #2

    I think DC could hold him off with Supes or Gods.

    And yes, Batman with 20 minutes prep stawmps.

  3. The Expert March 19, 2013 at 8:41 am -      #3

    I think the hulk, Thor, and superman will be able to hold him off or even kill him

  4. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 9:00 am -      #4

    @the expert

    hulk and thor are marvel (im resisting the urge to do a raging fan boy thing)

    ~

    also if the marvels beat galactus im prety sure the dc can beat him to

  5. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 9:01 am -      #5

    Batman pawns with bat-anti-giant dude with a purple W on his head spray

  6. The Expert March 19, 2013 at 9:03 am -      #6

    @Awesome Assasin
    DA FAQ why do i always get them mixed up well Dc has no chance since most of their charaters have no superpowers and hence are realistic

  7. The Expert March 19, 2013 at 9:05 am -      #7

    and im pretty sure green lantern can kill or banish him with the rings

  8. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 9:07 am -      #8

    @expert

    Superman, green lanterns, wonderwoman, and a hundred others with powers

  9. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 9:08 am -      #9

    @expert

    also who is the guy in your gravatar i think ive seen him in a video game somewhere but im not sure

  10. The Expert March 19, 2013 at 9:17 am -      #10

    @Awesome Assasin
    its albert wesker from resident evil and DC totally stomps

  11. Khazit March 19, 2013 at 9:24 am -      #11

    I don’t think current DC earth is that impressive, though

  12. The Imperator March 19, 2013 at 9:52 am -      #12

    Current DC – probably not. Specter and Phantom Stranger may sit down and have a chat with Galactus, and may show him Hypertime. Or Darkseid may end up using him as a weapon to attack New Genesis.
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    Old DC – If he has to, Fate and the other higher up sorcerers take the battle to Galactus, and probably get him off Earth if he ever heads that way. The GLC watches him, and the Guardians attempt to find a better way to feed him (the GLC part applies to nu52 as well).

  13. Rorschach March 19, 2013 at 9:52 am -      #13

    “Who would be able to slow him down?”
    Is new 52 even able to compete with him yet?
    “Could Batman win given enough prep time? (This is just a joke people)”
    Batman would have to have a long amount of prep time for Galactus.
    “What impact would this have?”
    If New 52 isn’t at least somewhat back to where they were before, there is little chance for them to stop him permanently.

  14. Max81 March 19, 2013 at 9:55 am -      #14

    while we are forgetting about the dc gods, like the Presence, and of course the spectre, and then we are forgetting the boomtubes, galactus pops up, the greenlaterns push him through the boomtubes and send him far away-

  15. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 10:11 am -      #15

    lol you all realize flash could solo right? and most supes incarnations could tear his shit up especially if its in space. Now if we want to get nitty gritty, The Spectre, Lucifer Morning Star, Michael Demiurgos, and Mr. Myxlplyx should be at the top of the list as well. As well as most Gods, considering that the Judeo-Christian God is equal to in power to all of other gods for the most part in DC, this was shown in one of the wonder woman arcs.

  16. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 10:23 am -      #16

    O and depending on the incarnation also spawn

  17. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 10:28 am -      #17

    @crimson sentry

    yeah lol a lot of peopel dont realize how badass the flash is even i used to think he wasnt that cool but i eventually realized how freaking awesome he is

    can you imagine if flash didnt care about the lifes of the criminals and he just went all out and killed them all he would probaly be able to take out all the villains in around a month

  18. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 10:29 am -      #18

    also im sure a lot of the supervillains would help fight galactus if only out of self preservation

  19. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 10:37 am -      #19

    @awesome
    A lot of people don’t seem to realize that flash has a no-limits speed fallacy that has once given him omnipresence he could move so fast, his character is generally limited to pis, but he could potentially take out the entire justice league in less than a second if he was bloodlusted and no pis.

  20. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 10:44 am -      #20

    @crimson

    yeah I know its not canon but in the JLU animated series when luthor and wally swapped bodys luthor used the flashes pwoer to take out every one on the entire watchtower

    also one of my favorite scenes ever was on their

    Luthor is lookkign in tthe miirror while in flashes bod and says” at least i can find ot the flashes secret identity”

    he pulls the mask off and says”

    I have no idea who this is

  21. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 10:47 am -      #21

    I think a more interesting match would be Onslaught vs Impieriex

  22. sadot06 March 19, 2013 at 11:00 am -      #22

    Lucifer Morningstar

  23. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 19, 2013 at 11:09 am -      #23

    realistically very few could without plot devices. It’s generally agreed that you need to be using Superman Prime for Superman to really stop Galactus, Though regular Superman is enough to at least crack Galactus’s armor thus pissing him off enough to fight seriously and possibly attack the earth.
    -
    Also does the, Galactus dies reality gets fucked rule that happens in Marvel apply to DC while he’s in it….because if so no one wants to kill him and he’s left alone and Superman hopes to whatever he prays to that Galactus goes after Apokalips so he has one less problem.

  24. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 11:16 am -      #24

    @guardianAngel
    Well…flash is kinda the solution to everything, he can time travel at will and go into different dimensions at will as well so he’d probably just go back in time and tell them to just restrain galactus instead of killing him lol.

  25. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 19, 2013 at 11:17 am -      #25

    right because that worked so well during Flashpoint

  26. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 11:17 am -      #26

    @sado
    If Galactus fucks up the bar Lucifer is running at the time on Earth Galactus will be in a world of hurt.

  27. Motor314 March 19, 2013 at 11:18 am -      #27

    wasn’t there once a darksied galactus crossover?

  28. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 19, 2013 at 11:19 am -      #28

    plus chain him up, he starves to death eventually or Darkseid offers his services to help big G escape if he gets a Herald upgrade…….

  29. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 19, 2013 at 11:21 am -      #29

    @Motor
    non canon, we don’t know how they’d interact or who would win, though I have some doubt that Darkseid could win he could hold his own (Darkseid<Thanos<Galactus).

  30. Tails111 March 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm -      #30

    Honestly, it would be similar to Marvel.

    Galactus would attack Earth, the heroes would fend him off or something. Galactus leaves, eats Apokalpse, and eventually befriends some DC heroes.

    Galactus might even make some lucky guy/girl his herald. Maybe Flash.

  31. The Imperator March 19, 2013 at 12:22 pm -      #31

    Apokalips has no life energy, so there is nothing for Galactus to eat. He could eat New Genesis, though. However, he’d have to get a Boom Tube to get there, since they are outside normal space and he can’t just stumble onto them.

  32. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 12:23 pm -      #32

    yea…darkseid couldn’t take out Galactus by himself, but he could definitely punish him a bit, although to be fair any incarnation that darkseids in superman is much weaker. For instance, superman one million where darkseid doesn’t exist, superman is pretty much god, when darkseid does exist in supermans universe he is essentially on Thors level.

  33. Awesome Assasin March 19, 2013 at 12:35 pm -      #33

    most Galactus stories are so fulll of pis, plot exceptions and events that only occur so the writers have a way to save earth from G again a

  34. Krypto Lowk March 19, 2013 at 1:03 pm -      #34

    Well if it’s the new 52 and it’s right now he might draw the attention of The Oracle
    i.imgur.com/JQFCEJd.jpg
    “The truth is Oracle is such a cosmically powered entity that he/she could probably obliterate an entire solar system with a sideways glance!”
    -Scott Lobdell

    Though I think Galactus would probably try his best not to piss off cosmic deities.
    ===
    There is also Valthoom who might try to feed off Galactus. Guys looking for someone who could give him enough power to complete his reality warping ability.
    I’d like to say the guardians would help but they’ve gone of the deep end.
    Not much could stop Galactus on earth right now but they might be able to get him to leave or pass up earth. Maybe Phantom Stranger or someone like him can give him a talk on why not to touch earth.

  35. sadot06 March 19, 2013 at 1:18 pm -      #35

    Why is the scenario being limited to new 52 superheroes? The scenario says Galactus is invading the DC UNIVERSE. Everybody is in play.

  36. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 19, 2013 at 1:21 pm -      #36

    because we use current incarnations and current incarnation of the DC Universe is the New 52 incarnation of the DC Universe.

  37. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 1:24 pm -      #37

    Then superman prime comes and shits on everyone for the lulz, and turns galactus into a steamy pile of crap :/

  38. Crimson Sentry March 19, 2013 at 1:24 pm -      #38

    The End :D

  39. Krypto Lowk March 19, 2013 at 1:26 pm -      #39

    “Why is the scenario being limited to new 52 superheroes? The scenario says Galactus is invading the DC UNIVERSE. Everybody is in play.”
    -
    Well get Galactus gets his ass kicked. No one beats Black president Superman
    i.newsarama.com/images/ac_cv9_02.jpg
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    Though if your hoping for old dc in the dc universe it’s no more. Maybe except for a few of the animated stuff and what sprang from there like Batman and Superman Beyond.

  40. Soldier's Shadow March 19, 2013 at 1:29 pm -      #40

    I believe that Lucifer should be able to match if not defeat a well fed Galactus, but at the same token, was Luci mega nerfed by New-52?

    -

    His pre-52 self created universes and ignited stars, so that should suffice in matching Galactus. At least.

    -

    Lucifer can travel between dimensions as he pleases. Between Hell and Earth, The realm of Death and Earth, etc. In this can he creates an unbreakable Doorway.
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer71.jpg
    -
    He creates a multiverse.
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer139.jpg
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer140.jpg
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer_Nirvana_p05.jpg
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer144.jpg
    -
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer123.jpg
    He flies to the edge of the universe, where the source is, to view everything at once. This is a massively FTL feat.
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    He warps reality over an entire Demension
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer120.jpg
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer121.jpg
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    He affects God’s Multiverse.
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer149.jpg
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer150.jpg
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    Here he tanks the energy needed to create a multiverse.
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer152.jpg
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    Lucifer controls time within his multiverse.
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer153.jpg
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer154.jpg
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    More feats of creation:
    i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/Lucifer168.jpg

    -

    Just some feats.

  41. Marcel March 19, 2013 at 1:35 pm -      #41

    Isn’t Superman 1000 technically Supes’ current incarnation?

  42. Murder March 19, 2013 at 2:07 pm -      #42

    Not enough info. In a realistic scenario it would be millions of years before Galactus even stumbled upon Earth. He would probably be left alone by the DC cosmic beings since Imperiex is not interfered with.

    In a bloodlust situation with a fully powered Galactus who appears close to the Earth, Galactus murders. Galaxy at full power can destroy galaxies, he can put cosmic beings into time loops, his ship is completely invulnerable and it takes a planet buster just to dent his armor. The only thing that keeps Earth aline in MU is PIS.

    Here Galactus moves a whole galaxy: media.animevice.com/uploads/0/5948/586517-rom02721vt0.jpg

    Galactus fights Mephisto and the universe feels it: img235.imageshack.us/img235/4230/ssjd585gn.jpg

    i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/BranDoom21/1566547-mephisto_super_zps100592f3.jpg

    i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/BranDoom21/1566539-299926_8_mephisto_vs_galactus_super_super_zps54445798.jpg

  43. Krypto Lowk March 19, 2013 at 2:07 pm -      #43

    “I believe that Lucifer should be able to match if not defeat a well fed Galactus, but at the same token, was Luci mega nerfed by New-52?”
    -
    Hasn’t really done much to know if he’s nerfed. He considered powerful and lords over hell. Though pretty much everytime he’s involved himself he’s treated it like a game. At least demon knights wise it’s mostly to mess with Etrigan.

  44. Krypto Lowk March 19, 2013 at 2:20 pm -      #44

    ” his ship is completely invulnerable”
    -
    i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/DarkCrawler90/006-Survivesblaststarsystem-IW4.jpg
    Or are you referring to another of his ships?

  45. CannibalisticCookie March 19, 2013 at 2:29 pm -      #45

    Galactus would kick ass and take names for awhile, until he drew the attention of one of DC’s truly powerful beings.

  46. Green Scar March 19, 2013 at 2:36 pm -      #46

    Galactus would be pretty unstoppable until he runs into the big cosmics of the DC Universe.

  47. Max81 March 19, 2013 at 2:37 pm -      #47

    in any case, poor galactus would be limping out of the dc universe regretting every second of it.
    -
    he would then return to marvel and barbecue some Thanos for dinner while sprinkling on pieces of the avengers for taste :D

  48. Murder March 19, 2013 at 2:39 pm -      #48

    What does that link prove Lowk? It has nothing to do with his ship.. here’s something for your reading pleasure: www.comicvine.com/galactus-ship/18-55839/

  49. BillDing March 19, 2013 at 3:26 pm -      #49
  50. Green Scar March 19, 2013 at 3:27 pm -      #50

    Darkseid is not going get along with Galactus.
    www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/gallerypictures/18877L.jpg

  51. Krypto Lowk March 19, 2013 at 3:31 pm -      #51

    “What does that link prove Lowk? It has nothing to do with his ship”
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    His ship was destroyed. Granted it took solar system busting power but not indestructible.
    Though now it seems you were referring to the worldship.
    ===
    “here’s something for your reading pleasure: www.comicvine.com/galactus-ship/18-55839/
    -
    I read that already. That’s why I asked were your referring to another ship.

  52. The Expert March 19, 2013 at 3:37 pm -      #52

    If superman prime’s involved then Galactus is going to get whooped.

  53. Murder March 19, 2013 at 3:46 pm -      #53

    His world ship has never been destroyed… It would take a universal busting power to destroy it. His shuttle, the one that we always see, has been destroyed numerous times, but it just repairs itself.

    Galactus’s Worldship is as big as a solar system: 1.bp.blogspot.com/_Jzhg2O9xEUo/TEnrgNbx-VI/AAAAAAAAAME/IZKeiT3hFwM/s1600/Galactus_house.jpg

    4.bp.blogspot.com/-0dBH7Hs1hBs/UHN4tM9snTI/AAAAAAAABlA/ZWN0itxy5WI/s1600/galactusTaaII.JPG

  54. Krypto Lowk March 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm -      #54

    @Murder
    Thanks for the clarification.
    ===
    “Flash is faster than instantaneous travel.
    s242.photobucket.com/user/Wally_Respect2/media/specosmicsteal18.jpg.html”
    -
    Hey an old dc I’ve actually read about.
    Iirc this was when he was boosted by the speed two entire races. So i don’t think thats a good solo Flash feat.

  55. Amm0vamp1r3 March 19, 2013 at 4:45 pm -      #55

    Well since Superman and crew beat Mandrakk the darkmonitor I think They can be fine with Galactus

  56. Murder March 19, 2013 at 8:24 pm -      #56

    I don’t think so. The only way that DC or Marvel Earth ever beat these galaxy busters is through PIS. Think about it; a tiny little planet like Earth with no interstellar empire beats the shit out of galaxy/reality destroying beings on a routine bases? Doesn’t that make Earth the most powerful force in all of creation?

  57. AkumaTh March 19, 2013 at 11:59 pm -      #57

    Got to agree with Murder, no PIS means no real chance for DC to defend against Galactus.
    -
    Heck, isn’t most of Galactus’s defeats via the Marvel Earth Heroes because of PIS?

  58. Commander Cross March 20, 2013 at 12:18 am -      #58

    Just because Dr. Strange(616 version and as Sorcerer Supreme) could Brainwash Galactus doesn’t exactly guarentee that Dr. Fate could pull out doing the same out of his helmet successfully, right?

    That was with 616 Strange with no PIS involved, just Raw Talent and Power alone on Strange’s end, right?

  59. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 12:29 am -      #59

    @AkumaTh

    You…DO realize we’re talking about Galactus invading THE ENTIRETY of the DC UNIVERSE here, right?

    Is anybody not clear on that? Because that is the set of parameters given for this battle. It totally is. Look at the title. It states, VERY clearly, the ENTIRE DC UNIVERSE.

    NOT JUST EARTH. THE. UNIVERSE.

    If that be the case, the number of high tier reality warpers that could crush Galactus are numerous and this would be close to stomp level (if not OUTRIGHT stomp level) and this was made primarily because the poster wanted to see what everyone would say when he or she already knew the obvious answer that Galactus loses from the get-go.

  60. Darthgrim March 20, 2013 at 12:39 am -      #60

    dafuq is this superman wank?
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    Only specialised versions of super man can compete with the likes of Galactus but a lot of them were one off things.
    -
    Anyway Galactus gets stopped by any high/top tiers.
    -
    And no I’m not talking about Superman and the ilk, I’m talking spectre at his most powerful that sort of thing.

  61. BillDing March 20, 2013 at 1:33 am -      #61

    “Hey an old dc I’ve actually read about.
    Iirc this was when he was boosted by the speed two entire races. So i don’t think thats a good solo Flash feat.”
    I was pretty sure he was just amped by earth, and the other guy was amped by his planet.

  62. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 1:39 am -      #62

    Mxyzptlk could probably play a joke or two on Big G.
    www.abload.de/img/4u1jtg.jpg
    Does Galactus like pranks?

  63. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 1:58 am -      #63

    “I was pretty sure he was just amped by earth, and the other guy was amped by his planet.”
    -
    Could of sworn he got boosted by the guy he was originally racing which was amped by his planet…

  64. Darthgrim March 20, 2013 at 2:17 am -      #64

    Assuming we’re talking about the same feat because I’m way too lazy to scroll up then yes, that is not your average Flash and you cannot use that as evidence for his speed outside of such an occurrence.
    -
    Flash first of all got amped by the speed of everyone on earth, which isn’t all that fast in the grand scheme of MFTL comic feats.
    -
    After this he gets amped by another dude, but not only that he gets amped by that other dudes entire planet as well.
    -
    You’re thinking that’s nice and all but the boost shouldn’t be all too much.
    -
    Wrong, that guy and his entire species are all at least Light Speed from the top of my head but I’m like 80% sure they’re actually all FTL.
    -
    Another thing I feel I should point out.
    -
    N52 may have reset the DC Megaverse but there are people so strong that such a thing is irrelevant to them.
    -
    These are the people Galactus should fear because they will blink him out of existence.

  65. Hermit March 20, 2013 at 5:29 am -      #65
  66. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 6:05 am -      #66

    New-52, right?

  67. AkumaTh March 20, 2013 at 11:31 am -      #67

    @VunderGuy: You do realize this is a What If, not a match.
    -
    We’re not trying to debate who’ll win. We’re trying to think what would happen if Galactus invaded the DC Universe.
    -
    Of course, like all major events, it will most likely start on Earth. And I’m pretty sure a lot of those Higher Tiers are not there.

  68. Tails111 March 20, 2013 at 11:39 am -      #68

    Well, we would probably see this epic sight:

    www.supermantv.net/images/mike/galactus.jpg

  69. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 8:02 pm -      #69

    *AkumaTh

    Oh. In that, case, he’d lose.

    /thread.

    Unless of course, this is about HOW he’d lose. In that case.

    /undo /thread.

  70. Murder March 20, 2013 at 9:40 pm -      #70

    You’re an idiot, Vunder. Galactus is an eternal. He is on Spectre level if not above. He is second only to TOAA.

  71. Gluttonous-Behemoth March 20, 2013 at 9:45 pm -      #71

    @Murder
    On his good days. His powers fluctuate about as much as anyone in Comics.

  72. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 9:47 pm -      #72

    “He is second only to TOAA.”
    -
    I thought that was the Living tribunal?

  73. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 9:58 pm -      #73

    @Murder

    Please, if the Spectre wanted too, he’d could turn Galactus into a box of delicious Ho-Ho-Hos.

    Heck, Krona at his most powerful LITERALLY MADE A HOUSE out of him.

    (If you get the references, you win the internetz).

  74. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 10:01 pm -      #74

    *to

  75. Murder March 20, 2013 at 10:05 pm -      #75

    Clearly, you know nothing of Galactus. The father, brother and lover of Death, the one Eternity considers his equal, the one who can destroy galaxies with a thought, who limits himself only out of mercy… the guy who defeated Marvel’s version of the Devil with little effort. There is only one force in the Marvel U who can destroy Galactus and that is TOAA. Anyone else would only cause him to regenerate to a more powerful form.

  76. Amm0vamp1r3 March 20, 2013 at 10:09 pm -      #76

    All this is new to me since galactus always seems to come up with the short end of the stick
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    I thought and still think Mandrakk the Darkmonitor could take him if,and he is backed by the rest of the multiverses

  77. Murder March 20, 2013 at 10:12 pm -      #77

    @Glut- Galactus’s power flux actually makes since., Depending on when he has last ate he is as powerful as an allfather or as powerful the Universe. If weakened from hunger, he can beat by the fantastic Four. If fully powered, he could end life in the Universe with a breath. It’s been said that there isn’t enough life in all the universes to fill Galactus’s hunger. He can suck the energy out of anything, to include a Superman Prime. He devourers life, energy and hope. If anything with those attributes faces him, he has the potential to feed on them and become even more powerful. He has no limit to his power except the one who created everything.

  78. hellboy147 March 20, 2013 at 10:19 pm -      #78

    He will go back to marvel because DC is just too boring

  79. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 10:26 pm -      #80

    @hellboy147

    Yes. The place with talking gorilla’s who want to take over the world is boring.

    You know, I’m wondering. Was there a time when people knew what the heck they were talking about? I wanna go back to that era.

  80. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 10:30 pm -      #81

    @Murder

    Hasn’t Galactus got his epic character ass beat by the Celestials on more than one ocassion?

    Also, I take it back. The Spectre wouldn’t turn him into a box of Ho-Ho-Ho’s. He’d just flat out destroy him.

    Mr. Myxy, on the other hand, being a fifth dimensional imp that once pulled a universe out of his hat and can turn gravity into gravy, planets into plants, and Uranus into something smaller, but still swampy and full of craters, would be the one to turn him into a delicious snack cake.

    Also, how DARE you not know of the power of Santa Christ!? Haven’t you ever heard the song!?

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLVgP79iaA

  81. Murder March 20, 2013 at 11:05 pm -      #82

    Vunder, I’m wondering if you’ve ever had a logical thought in your entire 12 years. Galactus fluctuates between planet buster to universe ender based on his most recent meal. In his weakened state he is able to go toe-to-toe with Thanos. In his most powerful state there is nothing less that TOAA that can stand in his way. He has moved galaxies around, obliterated others with a thought. Death is his kin, Eternity is his equal and anything less than a reality warper is an insect to him. The Spectre is a thug of the Presence, Galactus is an incurable pathogen of TOAA. He cannot be killed only deterred.

  82. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 11:10 pm -      #83

    18 actually, though I wish I was 12 again. You probably would have been a decent person back then and we could have been friends.

    EY-OH!

    Also, tell that to Mr. Myxy.

    Or Krona:

    comicscloset.blogspot.com/2010/02/jazz-riffing-of-galactus.html

    Admittedly though, I don’t think Marvel considered JLA/Avengers cannon (despite the arguments many make tracing it as a source of great change for Marvel) but I’m pretty sure DC considered it cannon (assuming Trinity was) for their Universe before the Flash had to fudge everything all up and create the New-52.

    Still though, I find this image contrasted with what you say of Galactus hilarious none the less, assuming the link works.

  83. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 11:15 pm -      #84

    “He will go back to marvel because DC is just too boring”
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    DC seem more absurd then boring. Like in the special way comics can be from time to time. Though I’m only speaking from little exposure to old DC and some of the better titles to come out of the New 52.
    www.abload.de/img/mechadouphinei0j9f.jpg
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    2.bp.blogspot.com/-pM9xiM0Eoqg/UO_7XlkvcFI/AAAAAAAAViY/m3Z1OUP6_ug/s1600/action+16-01.jpg
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    i.imgur.com/NLHzU.jpg
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    www.abload.de/img/4u1jtg.jpg
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    Do I really need an anything for Lobo?

  84. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 11:18 pm -      #85

    testing testing 123
    DC has mecha doplins
    www.abload.de/img/mechadouphinei0j9f.jpg

  85. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 11:23 pm -      #86

    @Krypto Lowk

    Also, Frankenstein: Agent of Shade!

  86. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 11:25 pm -      #87

    Weird. That worked but not the post before that. The hell factpile?

  87. Marcel March 20, 2013 at 11:31 pm -      #88

    Pretty sure Galactus is in for it if he’s alone. Superman Prime, among other things. Ouch.

  88. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 11:34 pm -      #89

    “Also, Frankenstein: Agent of Shade!”
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    Forgot about that. Frank AoS plus anything involving that side of DC is just entertaining in it weirdness.
    Which give me an idea. S.H.A.D.E. contacts Galactus and points him to a planet sized creature swith other life on it that he could feed on. Or maybe the REACH.That seems like a better target then earth.
    ===
    Anyone know if Surfer or whatever that new herald he got to replace surfer in this?
    ===
    “Of course, like all major events, it will most likely start on Earth.”
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    Or OA, one of the other Lantern planets. or maybe one of the new gods planet.

  89. Marcel March 20, 2013 at 11:35 pm -      #90

    And Solomon Grundy, who pounded the Justice League by himself.

  90. Amm0vamp1r3 March 20, 2013 at 11:37 pm -      #91

    Has Galactus ever tried to eat Ego?

  91. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 11:40 pm -      #92

    @Marcel

    WHICH Prime? The golden REAL one or Superbitch prime?

    The Reach. Now you’ve gone and made me cry for Young Justice’s cancellation you meanie!

    Yeah, but, if it started on one of the New Gods’s planets, wouldn’t the same thing that happened in Galactus vs. Darkseid: The Hunger or whatever it’s called happen?

    I find it ironic that you’re praising a guy for beating up a character you yourself said was BROKEN in another debate to a level heavier than a score of planets.

  92. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 11:42 pm -      #93

    @Amm0vamp1r3

    Yeah, but he’s failed more often than not if I recall.

    Can someone find the scans!?

  93. Murder March 20, 2013 at 11:45 pm -      #94

    1) Superman Prime is not involved unless all DC incarnations are which would include SA Supes.
    2) Galactus would devour SupPrim like an oyster. Prime is all life and energy, which is the food of Galactus. Unless Prime has more power than all the multiverses in existence, he is just a snack.
    3) Solomon Grundy, and all the baddies in DC would be turned into Heralds of Galactus.
    4)Galactus defeated the Beyonder with ease.
    5)Galactus has killed and eaten every Celestial in extistense
    6) Galactus defeated Mephisto with ease
    7) Galactus survived the big bang.

  94. Krypto Lowk March 20, 2013 at 11:47 pm -      #95
  95. Marcel March 20, 2013 at 11:49 pm -      #96

    @ Vunderguy
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    “WHICH Prime?”
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    The one with time manipulation powers, resurrection powers, Kryptonite immunity, and borderline omniscience. And a Green Lantern Ring.
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    “I find it ironic that you’re praising a guy for beating up a character you yourself said was BROKEN in another debate to a level heavier than a score of planets.”
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    Uh…what? I said BOTH characters were terribly broken–heck, most superheroes are (which I ALSO stated). I don’t see the irony.

  96. Marcel March 20, 2013 at 11:51 pm -      #97

    “Galactus would devour SupPrim like an oyster. Prime is all life and energy, which is the food of Galactus. Unless Prime has more power than all the multiverses in existence, he is just a snack.”
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    Right…is that before or after Supes time-slaps him out of existence with all of DC’s guns trained on Galactus?

  97. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 11:53 pm -      #98

    @Murder

    You do realize that the REAL, golden idol looking Superman Prime actually IS Multiversal Level Reality Warper, right?

    Defeated the Beyonder with ease? Now THAT I’d like to see, along with the Ceslestial thing. I have little doubt he’s beaten Mephisto before (though with what ease, I know not of).

    Also, I thought it was more a matter of the big bang CREATING him from Galan than him surviving it.

  98. Murder March 20, 2013 at 11:56 pm -      #99

    Sigh.. does no one understand that a full powered galactus hasnt been seen in billions of years? That he is capable of ending every universe in every dimension with a snap of his fingers? He has lived for all eternity, has no beginning and no end. He cannot be killed. A superman is nothing but a herald to Galactus. Galactus is capable of draining all life and energy from existence.. so how does anything Prime brings to the table compare?

  99. VunderGuy March 20, 2013 at 11:56 pm -      #100

    Ah. So Superbitch-used-to-be-superboy-prime instead of the REAL prime.

    When did you mention Solomon Grundy being terribly broken? Also, it is ironic because you made it sound like a negative thing and that they CAN’T be defeated…while providing an instance where Supes WAS by Grundy while not mentioning HIM to be broken. So, the irony stays.

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