Deadpool Vs Kharn the Betrayer

Deadpool Vs Kharn the Betrayer

Suggested by Jhud

For this fight, it’s Deadpool (Marvel) squaring off against Kharn the Betrayer of Warhammer 40K.

The Battle takes place in Admin’s office after Deadpool’s rant, both get standard equipment.

Will Kharn protect the Admin or will Deadpool take out the greatest warrior on FactPile, and its ruler?

You decide!

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131 Comments on "Deadpool Vs Kharn the Betrayer"

  1. Dark God of Chaos March 16, 2013 at 7:48 am -      #1

    Does Deadpool have his regen back? If no then Kharn curbstomps. If yes, then it’ll just go on forever with Deadpool being unable to gain any real advantage over Kharn
    -
    Also for DP, define “standard equipment” plx

  2. Obyron March 16, 2013 at 8:00 am -      #2

    The Merc with the Mouth vs The Betrayer.
    I… I honestly don’t know who to throw in behind.

  3. sam the heretic March 16, 2013 at 8:00 am -      #3

    Both are bullet-timers, but I think Kharn has the Beserker edge on his side (and it allows him to move faster and hit harder than your average Astartes)

    I foresee two broken katanas and an extra, talking skull on Dog-Head’s throne…

    Wait…are Deadpool’s blades/bullets Marvel adamantium?

  4. Dark God of Chaos March 16, 2013 at 8:04 am -      #4

    “Wait…are Deadpool’s blades/bullets Marvel adamantium?”
    -
    I heard they weren’t standard equipment in another thread (Deadpool, Ryu, Dante and Bayonetta vs Dormammu, Sephiroth, Vergil and Ganon)
    -
    “Both are bullet-timers, but I think Kharn has the Beserker edge on his side (and it allows him to move faster and hit harder than your average Astartes)”
    -
    Kharn is also far stronger than Deadpool by a large margin and his weapon fires plasma that has heat akin to solar flares (10-20 million degrees kelvin)

  5. TheBoss March 16, 2013 at 8:15 am -      #5

    “Does Deadpool have his regen back? ”
    _
    Yes, he’s had it back for some time now.

  6. Dark God of Chaos March 16, 2013 at 8:49 am -      #6

    “Yes, he’s had it back for some time now.”
    -
    Then this goes on forever with Deadpool being squelched for eternity, as I thought

  7. Hitman H94 March 16, 2013 at 9:20 am -      #7

    I am pretty sure his adamantuim katanas are part of his standard equipment.
    -
    How much damage can Kharn take? I am gonna assume it is a hell of a lot, especially to Deadpool’s weapons but some idea would be nice.

  8. Awesome Assasin March 16, 2013 at 9:28 am -      #8

    ■Regenerative Healing Factor: Deadpool possesses a superhuman healing factor derived from that of the mutant Wolverine that allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. Deadpool is able to heal from injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, and severe burns within moments. His healing factor is significantly more powerful than Wolverines as he can regrow missing limbs and organs and was able to recover after the Hulk liquidated everything from his waist up. His head or any other limb can be reattached using this ability, but has to be placed in the proper place[28]. As Deadpool had cancer at the time of the gene therapy which endowed him with these abilities, it bound to the “healing factor” so that in a sense the cancer is his healing factor, which is why his skin is still horribly scarred. Unlike Wolverine’s natural healing factor, Deadpool’s is mentally driven to a partial extent.

    ■Foreign Chemical Resistance: Deadpool’s body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins. For example, it is extremely difficult, though not impossible, for him to become intoxicated (Blind Al made several references to Deadpool being hung-over since he once drunkenly spoke to the Telletubbies on the TV he was watching). He can, however, be affected by certain drugs, such as tranquilizers, if he is exposed to a large enough dosage.

    ■Disease Immunity: The unique regenerative qualities of Deadpool’s healing factor also extend to his immune system, rendering him immune to the effects of all known diseases and infections.

    ■Extended Longevity: Deadpool’s healing factor provides him with an extended lifespan by slowing the effects of the aging process to an unknown degree. His life span is extended to such a degree, that an alternate reality version of him was alive and still in business as Deadpool 800 years in the future[29]. Deadpool has established a relationship with the personification of Death and as a result has been cursed by Thanos, to be unable to die.
    Added by Zetta666

    ■Telepathic Immunity: The healing factor causes his brain cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost. Recently Deadpool has not demonstrated this ability. He was able to be telepathically linked to the rest of the X-Force team by Psylocke and has fallen under mind control of Shadow King.

    Possession Resistance: Similiar to the telepathic immunity, Deadpool is able to remain in partial control of himself while supernatural beings are trying to take control of him. During Xaphan’s attempt to take control of him, Wade was able to fight for control of his body.
    ■Peak human Strength: Deadpool possesses great, though not unnatural, physical strength. However, he does have at least the strength of an Olympic level weightlifter. He is capable of lifting at least 420 lbs. but no more than 800 lbs.

    ■Superhuman Stamina: Deadpool’s musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. He can physically exert himself at peak capacity for several days before fatigue begins to impair him.

    ■Superhuman Agility: Deadpool’s agility, balance, and bodily coordination are enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural physical limits of even the finest human athlete.

    ■Superhuman Reflexes: His reflexes are similarly enhanced, superior to those of even the finest human athlete.

    ■Superhuman Speed: Deadpool has superhuman speed thanks to Weapon X, but he sometimes relies on his teleportation device.

  9. Awesome Assasin March 16, 2013 at 9:29 am -      #9

    Strength level
    Deadpool possesses great, though not unnatural, physical strength. He does possesses the strength of an Olympic level weightlifter. While the exact amount of weight he can lift isn’t known, he is able to lift at least 420 lbs. but no more than 800 lbs.

  10. Awesome Assasin March 16, 2013 at 9:29 am -      #10

    Equipment
    Deadpool has utilized different teleportation devices to whisk him out of (and occasionally into) danger, as well as a holographic image inducer that he can use to disguise his true appearance as necessary.

    Transportation
    Teleportation Device. Deadpool was able to ‘bodyslide’ to where ever Cable is present, through Providence. At different periods Deadpool has possessed different teleportation technologies.

    Weapons

    Deadpool employs any number of weapons depending on his current assignment. Most often, Deadpool uses guns, grenades, sai, knives, and katanas. Wade can use any weapon known to man and can learn how to use the weapon in less than five minutes than anyone else. Wade is mainly seen using a gun or a sharp object. Deadpool has also been shown as having a magic satchel, often pulling weapons out of nowhere

  11. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 16, 2013 at 10:18 am -      #11

    @Hitman
    well in Harry Dresden vs Black Templar, the power armor was incapable of being more than maybe scratched by Dresden’s most powerful explosive and fire blasts, so minimal of rpg level durability, and I mean it about that being the minimal I’m sure it would take more than everything Deadpool has in his arsenal to even crack Kharn’s armor, if he can do that much.

  12. Amm0vamp1r3 March 16, 2013 at 10:23 am -      #12

    Adamantium swords would be dangerous or make it Deadpool kills the marvel universe incarnation (but his PIS may make him a stomp or just boring)

  13. Rorschach March 16, 2013 at 10:32 am -      #13

    “Will Kharn protect the Admin or will Deadpool take out the greatest warrior on FactPile, and its ruler?”
    “and its ruler?”
    After Admin sits and watches them fight for fun, he kills them both, brings them back to life, then kills them both again for fun. Then they stay forever in match limbo, ready to be resurrected at any moment for the next match. How soon they get out is unknown.

  14. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 16, 2013 at 10:36 am -      #14

    @Rorschach
    well I suggested Transformers Prime Megatron vs Kharn, it could be posted any day now, so Kharn is likely going to get out first.

  15. Soulerous March 16, 2013 at 10:48 am -      #15

    I’d say Admin is in good hands, if not very kind ones. Theoretically, couldn’t Kharn disable Deadpool by separating all his limbs or locking him up or something? I’m sure Admin has chains in his house.

  16. Rorschach March 16, 2013 at 10:51 am -      #16

    “well I suggested Transformers Prime Megatron vs Kharn, it could be posted any day now, so Kharn is likely going to get out first.”
    Hmm. Well, unless you paid for it, there is no guarantee that it will be posted any day now, as it takes a while for the match to even get through the limbo and reach the character trapped in it. Then, it takes even longer for the character to get out. If the match was paid for, the character is beamed out by the very force of the software allowing that option to exist on FactPile.

  17. Rorschach March 16, 2013 at 10:54 am -      #17

    In all reality, Admin would probably help Kharn kill Deadpool after watching for a bit.
    “I’m sure Admin has chains in his house.”
    I’m sure he has much better than chains. That, or, he has enchanted chains that can only be broken when he gives the command for them to be broken.

  18. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 16, 2013 at 11:00 am -      #18

    @Rorschach
    the match has already been in limbo for a while, suggested it shortly after Luke vs Kharn was posted.

  19. Hermit March 16, 2013 at 11:09 am -      #19

    Names of people are steadily getting longer these days.
    .
    Consider Admin’s office,
    .
    How big is it?
    Is there enough room for both Kharn and Deadpool to maneuver effectively?
    Or would Kharn essentially be stuck in the middle of the room while Deadpool tries to kill Admin before the Ruler of FactPile decides he’s bored and deletes him?

  20. Commander Cross March 16, 2013 at 11:09 am -      #20

    @Grand General Rorschach at #13

    Or lets the kombatants get brainwashed, whichever came first before doing anything.

    At #17:

    For all we know, the leader could have a response to the Tenchi!-verse’s Light Hawk Wings, which may be at least a wee bit better than enchanted chains, wouldn’t you think?

  21. Rorschach March 16, 2013 at 11:13 am -      #21

    @GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations
    “the match has already been in limbo for a while, suggested it shortly after Luke vs Kharn was posted.”
    Then I guess Kharn will make it out of Match Limbo.
    @Commander Cross
    “Greetings Commander.
    For all we know, the leader could have a response to the Tenchi!-verse’s Light Hawk Wings, which may be at least a wee bit better than enchanted chains, wouldn’t you think?”
    I’m pretty sure Admin could just do a routine reboot of FactPile, and leave out Kharn and Deadpool.

  22. JMT March 16, 2013 at 11:15 am -      #22

    This looks interesting. Remind an old redneck, is it Gorechild or Gorefather that does soul-fuckery?

  23. Commander Cross March 16, 2013 at 11:18 am -      #23

    @JMT at #22

    If I recalled correctly it could be both, Gorefather possibly moreso as Gorechild, Post-Heresy, still requires the enemy to be weakened if they’re sufficiently tough.

    @Grand General Rorschach at #21

    Even if it doesn’t kill either of the two, the results would be intriguing to say the least, I figured.

  24. Rorschach March 16, 2013 at 11:23 am -      #24

    @Commander Cross
    “Even if it doesn’t kill either of the two, the results would be intriguing to say the least, I figured.”
    Regardless, I’m pretty sure Kharn will do whatever he can with whatever he can to defend the Admin, even though he doesn’t really need defending, but in this case, because the match says so.
    -
    I see the match starting with the end of Deadpool’s rant, then Admin calling security to come and take him back to Match Limbo, to be thrown in a DEEP part of it. That’s when Kharn walks in, but Deadpool is now threatening to kill the Admin, and the fight begins!
    (Again, considering the Admin can’t interfere in the match for some reason)

  25. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 16, 2013 at 11:27 am -      #25

    @Rorschach
    sounds about right, that or Kharn is chief of security (since killed warriors just go back to Limbo, Admin keeps Kharn happy and doesn’t loose his entertainment of watching the fights)
    Likely he watches this like an Emperor watching his favorite Gladiator beat up that annoying town crazy that just cussed him out.

  26. Rorschach March 16, 2013 at 11:35 am -      #26

    “sounds about right, that or Kharn is chief of security (since killed warriors just go back to Limbo, Admin keeps Kharn happy and doesn’t loose his entertainment of watching the fights)”
    I like that! That sounds better! And, is probably what happens.

    “Likely he watches this like an Emperor watching his favorite Gladiator beat up that annoying town crazy that just cussed him out.”
    And we’re the beings that influence the outcome, even though in this case, it’s pretty obvious who wins, albeit not a complete stomp.

  27. Crimson Sentry March 16, 2013 at 11:46 am -      #27

    To be honest, after the hundreth fatal blow to deadpool, Kharn would just stick his head on a spike and mount it on his shoulder, I don’t know how dead pools body would regenerate while impaled but I imagine the pain he would go through would be severe. The other likely scenario is that Kharn would just keep killing him and spill enough blood in the end to garner himself daemonhood, which would scare deadpool shitless.

  28. SgCombine March 16, 2013 at 11:51 am -      #28

    “Theoretically, couldn’t Kharn disable Deadpool by separating all his limbs or locking him up or something? I’m sure Admin has chains in his house.”
    -
    Kharn usually has chains wrapped around his wrists. Though I wonder if keeping DP’s limbs separated would actually work or just cause the limbs to regenerate on their own creating DP clones o_0?

  29. JMT March 16, 2013 at 12:04 pm -      #29

    After some research, Kharn wins with 1 blow. Wrath of Kharn has never been contradicted, so Gorechild does have soul-fuckery powers. I say Kharn hits Deadpool once and Deadpool’s soul is soon eaten by the daemon in Gorechild.

  30. Crimson Sentry March 16, 2013 at 12:19 pm -      #30

    @JMT
    I realized that when Kharn kills a warior his sould goes to Khorn but I thought that is only for fatals blows, as in it doesn’t strip the soul away while the axe is swinging.

  31. Sauroposeidon March 16, 2013 at 12:29 pm -      #31

    ” or will Deadpool take out the greatest warrior on FactPile,”
    -
    … he’s only fighting Kharn though. *trollface*
    -
    In all seriousness. The stupidity of Jhud’s intro makes my head actually hurt. I suggest we hijack this thread with a list of factpile opponents who have shown up so far who would stomp the ever loving shit out of Kharn.
    -
    I’ll start with a few..
    -
    Samus Aran
    Godzilla
    Megaman X
    Hulk
    Flash
    Goku
    Full Frontal
    -
    I feel like I’ve covered a wide enough range. You guys pick up now. =D
    -
    “After some research, Kharn wins with 1 blow. Wrath of Kharn has never been contradicted, so Gorechild does have soul-fuckery powers. I say Kharn hits Deadpool once and Deadpool’s soul is soon eaten by the daemon in Gorechild.”
    -
    As I recall, there was talk about it only being briefly mentioned and then never ever brought up or used again, which would imply it was a one time outlier, like Godzilla’s power of control over magnetism.

  32. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 16, 2013 at 12:33 pm -      #32

    Thor
    Beta Ray Bill
    Odin
    Galactus
    Superman
    Superman Prime
    possibly Ben 10
    Doomsday
    Shazam
    Black Adam

  33. Soulerous March 16, 2013 at 12:39 pm -      #33

    Though I wonder if keeping DP’s limbs separated would actually work or just cause the limbs to regenerate on their own creating DP clones o_0?
    -Hey, that’s exactly what I wondered! I suspect it would have happened already if that were the case, though.

  34. Commander Cross March 16, 2013 at 12:41 pm -      #34

    Vampire Hunter D
    Tenchi Masaki(Original!-timeline but barring Kami!-Form, obviously!)
    Supreme(Image Comics)
    Hellsing’s Alucard might qualify.
    Dr. Fate’s most powerful incarnations.
    The Redeemer.
    The Dygengard from Super Robot Wars.
    Sol Badguy(From Guilty Gear)
    That Man(hailing from Guilty Gear)
    The Dark/Devil Gundam from G-Gundam(Kharn’s better off fighting Domon Kasshu or Master Asia, really, which should happen anyday, now!)

    I’d add more, but these are the ones who immediately popped to mind is all.

  35. Sauroposeidon March 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm -      #35

    …I was uh, I was not being serious when I said let’s hijack the thread. I was just being a dick. But it’s good to know that there are fellow jerk asses on FP with me. =D
    -
    Cross, I said characters who have appeared on FP. While Dygenguard and Master Asia and Devil Gundam have all appeared due to SRW, none have appeared, to my knowledge, individually. Although have tried two or three times to get Master Asia paired up against Kharn. Although I usually stipulate Kharn only gets his robotic suit of armor if Master Asia does too. >=)

  36. GuardianAngel1911 Warden of Demonreach prison for Eldritch Abominations March 16, 2013 at 12:53 pm -      #36

    Eh, I was just having fun, seems like the match itself is pretty cut and dry.

  37. Commander Cross March 16, 2013 at 1:00 pm -      #37

    @Lizard God at #35

    I was just in the mood to play along and happened to be in a semi-serious mood, I kid you not with Original!-Tenchi Masaki if you look at vs Sephiroth, though.(Yes, barring Kami form, Tenchi’s just That Badass, in fact!Post-OVA 3 Tenchi vs. 616!-Dr. Strange at his prime could be interesting, though.)

    I thought the Dark/Devil Gundam appeared in a match with vs. the Lancelot Albion from Code Geass, if that Gundam is in its True Form, I don’t think the Albion may walk out intact at all.

    Well funny enough that kind of makes two of us in regards to Master Asia, truth be told and I have a VMA thread somewhere, which for the most part no one’s actually reading, really.

  38. Commander Cross March 16, 2013 at 1:02 pm -      #38

    @Admiral at #36

    This fight will take forever to resolve, which could be interesting but alas I’ve no clue how many of us has the patience to fathom the idea, if anyone at all.

  39. Alpha or Omega March 16, 2013 at 1:16 pm -      #39

    ……What if Deadpool told Kharn if he was a piece from a table top game….?
    /
    I can see that Deadpool will call him “fat” and other insults but end up getting cut up by Kharn.
    I don’t think Kharn would even dare to take Deadpool’s skull for he would be talkin’ until the end of time.

  40. Praetor Prefect (who knows where his towel is) March 16, 2013 at 1:17 pm -      #40

    I still think Luke won Khârn vs Luke, so I’ll throw him into the list >:]

  41. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets March 16, 2013 at 1:38 pm -      #41

    “Kharn usually has chains wrapped around his wrists. Though I wonder if keeping DP’s limbs separated would actually work or just cause the limbs to regenerate on their own creating DP clones o_0?”
    And thus, Evil Deadpool was born.
    static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Deadpool+vs.+Evil+Deadpool.+Even+the+Chimichangas+aren+t+safe_745186_3940340.jpg

  42. Sauroposeidon March 16, 2013 at 1:39 pm -      #42

    That awkward moment where the Mecha-Guy is out knowledged by the Tench-Guy on whether or not a Mecha has been in a Factpile match…

  43. Commander Cross March 16, 2013 at 1:43 pm -      #43

    @Lizard God at #42

    I could provide you links for either that particular fight or the VMA thread with Master Asia vs Kharn in mind, if you want in on it, actually.
    I’m still trying to help work out with the Kitten Lord for that big fight he’s planning, so much to do and so little time, really.

  44. Krypto Lowk March 16, 2013 at 1:46 pm -      #44

    Kharn after having to listen day after day of Deadpool’s mouth going on and on he realize something. The only way now to get blood and or skulls for his god is suicide. THE END.

  45. SgCombine March 16, 2013 at 1:59 pm -      #45

    “What if Deadpool told Kharn if he was a piece from a table top game….?”
    -
    Incoherent screaming followed by Gorechild to the neck would be Kharn’s most likely response.
    -
    “I don’t think Kharn would even dare to take Deadpool’s skull for he would be talkin’ until the end of time.”
    -
    DP can talk without his body attached?

  46. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets March 16, 2013 at 2:00 pm -      #46
  47. SgCombine March 16, 2013 at 2:03 pm -      #47

    @CH1C4N0444
    Would a few old IG standard socks stuffed in his mouth keep him quiet?

  48. Alpha or Omega March 16, 2013 at 2:05 pm -      #48

    That’s Zombie Deadpool.
    I was joking about the head part.

  49. CH1C4N0444 is allergic to bullets March 16, 2013 at 2:09 pm -      #49

    @SgCombine Don’t know. Maybe Kharn can rip out his tongue and that’ll shut him up? After that he can eat a bunch of chimichangas in front of DP forever. Torturing DP for all eternity.

  50. Krypto Lowk March 16, 2013 at 2:14 pm -      #50

    “Don’t know. Maybe Kharn can rip out his tongue and that’ll shut him up? After that he can eat a bunch of chimichangas in front of DP forever. Torturing DP for all eternity.”
    -
    He’ll heal and keep talking.
    ===
    … Would Kharn pistol beable to completely incinerate DP? I think that might work.

  51. SgCombine March 16, 2013 at 2:43 pm -      #51

    @Lowk
    “Would Kharn pistol beable to completely incinerate DP?”
    -
    The plasma gun probably could in one shot, not sure about the Pistol though, it seems a lot weaker in-game, and it rarely comes up in the novels I’ve read. Problem is the heat from the pistol might kill Admin which would mean Kharn loses.

  52. Dark God of Chaos March 16, 2013 at 6:47 pm -      #52

    “… Would Kharn pistol beable to completely incinerate DP? I think that might work.”
    -
    Well since it vaporises Space Marines in one shot, I’d say it could

  53. Galorian March 17, 2013 at 1:42 am -      #53

    DP has returned from worse before, and I’m pretty sure the curse of Thanos covers a mere daemonic axe so that won’t do DP in either…
    .
    If Deadpool’s Katanas are Marvel adamantium then they’ll cut through Kharn’s armor like a hot knife through butter.
    .
    Also, try to remember that in term of agility and combat skills Deadpool is actually at around Captain America’s level or possibly higher (he did beat Taskmaster with both hands tied behind his back).

  54. Commander Cross March 17, 2013 at 1:45 am -      #54

    @Officer Galorian at #53

    If I have to ask, is it true about literally beating Taskmaster with two hands tied behind his back?

  55. Galorian March 17, 2013 at 2:36 am -      #55

    Yes.
    .
    Deadpool was in a slump employment wise and managed to get Taskmaster to set up a match between the two of them to show off his skills and get people to start hiring him again.
    .
    He fought Taskmaster with both arms tied behind his back and won thinking that Taskmaster was letting him win as part of the favor, but Taskmaster’s internal monologue revealed that he’s been fighting seriously and still lost.

  56. Dark God of Chaos March 17, 2013 at 2:56 am -      #56

    “If Deadpool’s Katanas are Marvel adamantium then they’ll cut through Kharn’s armor like a hot knife through butter.”
    -
    His axe could still block Deadpool’s katanas with Gorechild due to them being imbued with daemonic energies though
    -
    Plus Kharns fast enough to evenly match daemonically enhanced Argel Tal, who is capable of deflecting several boltgun rounds at him at once with his sword
    -
    Plus having an indestructible weapon is kind of a point against you when you’re opponent is stronger than you by a great deal. Just sayin’

  57. Galorian March 17, 2013 at 3:21 am -      #57

    If you’re suggesting that Kharn would grab Deadpool’s swords, I would advise against it as I doubt he would be regenerating those fingers anytime soon.

    Also, Gorechild may actually be a hinderence here since Kharn would be expecting DP to die after taking a blow from it, an assumption that would likely get him skewered while DP spewes out a one-liner about “habing an open mind” or somesuch, depending on the nature of his injury.

  58. Dark God of Chaos March 17, 2013 at 3:34 am -      #58

    “If you’re suggesting that Kharn would grab Deadpool’s swords”
    -
    Not what I said and no, he wouldn’t, thats just silly, I meant block it with his own weapon
    -
    Although if you were referring to the “indestructible weapon is an advantage against you part”, I was referring to if DP was to swordlock with Kharn, it would be bad for him since his weapons would be swatted out of his hands or something (like him being careened into a wall) due to Kharn being alot stronger
    -
    “an assumption that would likely get him skewered”
    -
    That wouldn’t kill him, he’d still fight back
    -
    Even then, Kharn could just dodge Deadpool’s katana’s if they are adamantium
    -
    Also since I believe my question was never answered, where is it stated that adamantium Katanas are standard for DP? Marvel wiki doesn’t say they are anywhere
    -
    Kharn could also decapitate him and separate his head from his body since according to Marvel Wiki he had someone else put his head back in the right place after he was decapitated

  59. Darthgrim March 17, 2013 at 6:47 am -      #59

    Being made of Adamatium just makes his weapons durable.
    -
    It doesn’t necessarily allow them to cut though anything if Deadpool can’t exert enough force.
    -

  60. Dark God of Chaos March 17, 2013 at 6:50 am -      #60

    Nor does it make him immune to being careened into a wall after a sword lock against him :zaru

  61. Galorian March 17, 2013 at 6:31 pm -      #61

    Marvel Adamantium blades canonically cut through lesser materials with extreme ease.
    .
    Sending DP flying isn’t going to help Kharn much as he’s pretty good at landing.
    .
    Locking his axe with one of DP’s blades leaves Kharn open to the second one.
    .
    Just for the lulz, here’s Deadpool carrying a conversation with three blades impaling his brain lengthwise-
    1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSs3pxBmGUE/S-OSvx_IIvI/AAAAAAAAAQM/h-2lqmUjYog/s1600/150.jpg
    .
    And also this-
    i43.photobucket.com/albums/e388/blazefenix/4chan%20and%20Demotivators/deadpool.jpg
    .
    I love that guy! :P

  62. sadot06 March 17, 2013 at 7:19 pm -      #62

    Just for the lulz, here’s Deadpool carrying a conversation with three blades impaling his brain lengthwise-
    1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSs3pxBmGUE/S-OSvx_IIvI/AAAAAAAAAQM/h-2lqmUjYog/s1600/150.jpg
    .
    And also this-
    i43.photobucket.com/albums/e388/blazefenix/4chan%20and%20Demotivators/deadpool.jpg
    .
    I love that guy! :P

    _____________________
    Deadpool is amazing at life.

    So wait if his Katanas work then he has a shot.

  63. Galorian March 17, 2013 at 8:04 pm -      #63

    Yeah. If he has Adamantium Katanas he’s got a very good chance of winning here. If not his chances of victory drop considerably though he still has some options left (like teleporting away and setting up an ambush with his sheep cannon).
    .
    Either way he’s not going to lose since he literally can’t die.
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    As to whether or not his Katanas are Adamantium you’d have to ask someone more up to date on him, as I’ve stopped following Marvel comics at around 2008.

  64. Amm0vamp1r3 March 17, 2013 at 8:13 pm -      #64

    How long can Kharn fight for without subcoming to hunger,fatigue etc etc?
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    Same for deadpool?

  65. SgCombine March 17, 2013 at 10:55 pm -      #65

    @Amm0
    I don’t think Chaos Marines eat, sleep, or get tired, or maybe thats the daemonic possessed marines. Kharn though, has some pretty good endurance, casually killing thousands of cultists and dozens of his fellow Chaos Marines then feeling disappointed that there aren’t more opponents to kill. I think the plasma pistol would be Kharns best bet, though using it in an enclosed room isn’t a great idea. How big is Admin’s office btw?

  66. Dark God of Chaos March 17, 2013 at 11:42 pm -      #66

    “Locking his axe with one of DP’s blades leaves Kharn open to the second one.”
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    Kharn’s fast enough to keep deflecting since he’s stronger and faster. Plus again, its likely that Deadpool blocking Kharn’s attacks would result in his swords flying out of his hands, if they are adamantium
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    Also as for teleportation, its possible Kharn could destroy his teleportation device with his axe or pistol
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    Either way this’ll prolly go on forever

  67. Sauroposeidon March 18, 2013 at 12:26 am -      #67

    Kharn has lost to opponents on this site which are definitely much slower than him. Namely, a far cooler chaos marine of green hue with a kick ass scythe. I don’t think speed is that important of a factor to begin with. What we should be asking is, will Kharn be striking the swords fast enough and hard enough that regardless of deadpool’s strength, he’ll be delivering the energy he needs for the swords to cut all on his own?

  68. Dark God of Chaos March 18, 2013 at 12:36 am -      #68

    “Kharn has lost to opponents on this site which are definitely much slower than him. ”
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    Let me guess, you’re going to bring up vs Juggernaut aren’t you? That wouldn’t surprise me if you did
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    “Namely, a far cooler chaos marine of green hue with a kick ass scythe”
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    Oh, well thats a bad generalisation since Typhus is durable enough to tank Kharn’s attacks and can infect him with the Destroyer Hive just by being around him, since it was able to subdue Mortarion
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    Plus was that even a clear consensus? Don’t think it was /shrug
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    “I don’t think speed is that important of a factor to begin with”
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    Don’t be silly, of course speed is a factor, if you’re stronger and faster, you’re going to overwhelm your opponent in melee
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    “will Kharn be striking the swords fast enough and hard enough that regardless of deadpool’s strength, he’ll be delivering the energy he needs for the swords to cut all on his own?”
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    Since he can stalemate Argel Tal, who can cut several bullets out of the air one after the other with his sword, then yes he would be striking fairly fast
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    Once again, if the swords are adamantium, blocking will cause the swords the swat out of Deadpools hands, or if he holds up, send him careening into a wall
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    Plus Kharn can just decapitate him and Deadpool needs outside help to regen his head (by putting it in the right place)

  69. Sauroposeidon March 18, 2013 at 12:48 am -      #69

    “Let me guess, you’re going to bring up vs Juggernaut aren’t you? That wouldn’t surprise me if you did”
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    No, but you figured out where I was going with it anyways.
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    “Plus was that even a clear consensus? Don’t think it was /shrug”
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    You sort of just brought it to a clear conclusion, with the only lacking in a consensus being due to the obscene amount of Kharn wank that happens on this site. Remember, they were saying he stood a chance against Hulk and Superman at some point in the paste. There was even talk about him tanking Boba’s disintegrator and Link’s Golden Arrow. He got wanked HAAAARD back in the day.
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    “Don’t be silly, of course speed is a factor, if you’re stronger and faster, you’re going to overwhelm your opponent in melee”
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    I never said speed is not a factor, did I. I said it was not as important of a factor. It only becomes a serious issue when it gets to the point where it disallows the other side to really act or react. Otherwise, it’s only a minor advantage compared to power, durability, and skill. I feel that many people, in many fights across factpile, regardless of characters, put too much emphasis on speed. In real life, speed is rarely a major factor.
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    “Since he can stalemate Argel Tal, who can cut several bullets out of the air one after the other with his sword, then yes he would be striking fairly fast”
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    So the answer being “Yes” suggests that we are wasting tie debating whether Deadpool can hit hard enough on his own. Kharn’s own actions to deflect or block the swords should carry sufficient kinetic energy that the adamantium blades carve through his armor and meat like a wrecking ball through tissue paper.
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    “Plus Kharn can just decapitate him and Deadpool needs outside help to regen his head (by putting it in the right place)”
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    This is really more about Deadpool being fucking insane. His powers are comparable to Logan, who can definitely regen from that. Deadpool may just be very.. attached.. to his body.

  70. jhud March 18, 2013 at 12:58 am -      #70

    hey it was more of a joke, due to the admin’s ability to send characters to match limbo

  71. Marcel March 18, 2013 at 12:59 am -      #71

    The match scenario borders on blasphemy, though. Admin needing PROTECTION?! I would have to wonder who is protecting who here…

  72. Dark God of Chaos March 18, 2013 at 1:06 am -      #72

    “No, but you figured out where I was going with it anyways.”
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    Yes, but saying Kharn lost to Typhus so that means he loses to anyone slower than him is a hasty generalisation, ie. Flash being hit by Solomon Grundy meaning he can be tagged by anyone slower
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    “carry sufficient kinetic energy that the adamantium blades carve through his armor and meat like a wrecking ball through tissue paper.”
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    Still waiting for where it states adamantium katanas are standard equipment
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    “His powers are comparable to Logan, who can definitely regen from that”
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    Pretty sure that Logan can die from regeneration (in the sense he couldn’t move since he’d be detached from the rest of his central nervous system) as stated by Professor X, Apocalypse among others
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    Still doesn’t negate the fact that Kharn can just keep distance from Deadpool’s head and the rest of his body
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    “Otherwise, it’s only a minor advantage compared to power, durability, and skill.”
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    Well it can be overcome if you’re slower but durable enough to tank your opponents hits anyways, intangible, incorporeal, have auto defenses like Dr Strange’s shields, etc

  73. Sauroposeidon March 18, 2013 at 1:15 am -      #73

    “Yes, but saying Kharn lost to Typhus so that means he loses to anyone slower than him is a hasty generalisation, ie. Flash being hit by Solomon Grundy meaning he can be tagged by anyone slower”
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    I don’t know how you get to these conclusions…
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    Quit jumping around, laddie.
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    “Still waiting for where it states adamantium katanas are standard equipment”
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    I never claimed that. I jumped in on the conversation of what would happen should they be adamantium. Not on if they are adamantium.
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    “Pretty sure that Logan can die from regeneration (in the sense he couldn’t move since he’d be detached from the rest of his central nervous system) as stated by Professor X, Apocalypse among others”
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    You can apparently dissolve his brain, or burn it to ash, and he’ll still come back. This has been gone over in other matches.
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    “Still doesn’t negate the fact that Kharn can just keep distance from Deadpool’s head and the rest of his body”
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    I was suggesting that he might just grow a new one in a few minutes.
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    “Well it can be overcome if you’re slower but durable enough to tank your opponents hits anyways, intangible, incorporeal, have auto defenses like Dr Strange’s shields, etc”
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    Or if you’re a super glass cannon. Consider this. We have mobile artillery which can’t out run, out maneuver, or out armor main battle tanks, but these self propelled guns still have a use, and can be deadly threats to a tank. Being slower doesn’t mean you also have to be a good tank… although in my case, because I favor defense so heavily, it often results in such when it comes to my play style in games, or character preferences.

  74. Dark God of Chaos March 18, 2013 at 1:24 am -      #74

    “Quit jumping around, laddie.”
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    Nevermind >.>
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    “I never claimed that. I jumped in on the conversation of what would happen should they be adamantium. Not on if they are adamantium.”
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    I know, but if they’re not standard, then the conversation is redundant
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    Like I said, they’d only be lethal if they could hit
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    “You can apparently dissolve his brain, or burn it to ash, and he’ll still come back. This has been gone over in other matches.”
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    Hence why I did say “in the sense he couldn’t move since he’d be detached from the rest of his central nervous system”, his brain would be incapable of sending signals to the rest of his body
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    “I was suggesting that he might just grow a new one in a few minutes.”
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    Deadpool had to have his head reattached by someone else after he was decapitated, make of that what you will

  75. Marcel March 18, 2013 at 1:25 am -      #75

    …Is Deadpool allowed to break the fourth wall in this fight? Him cutting through the pages of his own comic to resolve his own story was hilarious XD

  76. Darthgrim March 18, 2013 at 2:02 am -      #77

    “Marvel Adamantium blades canonically cut through lesser materials with extreme ease.”
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    Scans of this?
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    Not saying Deadpool’s blades can’t cut through like butter, but that’d be because they’re sharp, not some inherent property of Admanantium.

  77. Galorian March 18, 2013 at 3:43 am -      #78

    Wiki:
    “It is almost impossible to destroy or fracture in this state and when crafted to a razor edge it can penetrate most lesser materials with minimal application of strength”
    .
    Marvel Wikia:
    “A pure blade of Adamantium is capable of cutting almost any known substance, with the known exceptions of Adamantium itself and Captain America’s shield.”

  78. Dark God of Chaos March 18, 2013 at 4:04 am -      #79

    ^Like Darthgrim said, its ability to cut through things would be due to its sharp edges of a blade, not due to durability by itself, hence:
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    “when crafted to a razor edge it can penetrate most lesser materials with minimal application of strength”
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    and
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    “A pure blade of Adamantium”

  79. Galorian March 18, 2013 at 4:12 am -      #80

    By the way, Deadpool has strength on par with Wolverine (by Marvel terms it’s slightly superhuman, but Marvel peak human is superhuman by realworld standards so that’s not saying much).

  80. Commander Cross March 18, 2013 at 5:35 pm -      #81

    @Lizard God at #69

    Was that Cain Marko’s Juggernaut or Collisunaut who fought Kharn?

    If I recall correctly, Kharn could only dodge Link’s Silver or Golden Arrows, if he got hit by those things he may as well be dead, you can’t kill what you can’t hit after all.

    To name examples that haven’t happened yet, for parts where Speed wouldn’t matter, you can just look at Grandmaster Luke Skywalker vs either Dr. Strange or Original!-Tenchi Masaki, As Sorcerer Supreme and Post-OVA #3 incarnations respectively and bar Eternity Infusements or the Kami!-form, on one hand at least with the former, the GM could just go and attempt to Fold Space either of the two and see if that could work, on the other hand either of the two could just apply Supernatural Overkill before Skywalker could react, ranging from Obscene amounts of Guns out of nowhere to having too many defensive fields around to being unable to take away the sources of either one’s Auto-Shielding in time.

    Not to mention it wouldn’t matter how fast you are if your enemy has Auto-Shields and you suddenly neglect to grab Dimension-cutting weaponry for whatever reason, that’s a surefire way to get tossed into the meat-grinder unless your opponent is neither FTL nor has Auto-Shielding against FTLers.

    Original!-Tenchi(Post OVA #3 incarnations but same thing barred as above) vs. Dr. Strange(Sorcerer Supreme, 616!-version but Eternity Infusements barred!) on the other hand…Speed will matter in there, no questions asked.

    So if Deadpool doesn’t immediately drive Kharn boinkers first, decapitation on Kharn’s not out of the question altogether, right?

  81. Sauroposeidon March 18, 2013 at 5:44 pm -      #82

    “Was that Cain Marko’s Juggernaut or Collisunaut who fought Kharn?”
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    I don’t remember. Juggs is kind of a butt monkey character so I never paid much attention to him.
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    “If I recall correctly, Kharn could only dodge Link’s Silver or Golden Arrows, if he got hit by those things he may as well be dead, you can’t kill what you can’t hit after all.”
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    There was talk about him tanking a number of link’s arrows, if I remember, but I don’t care enough to check.
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    “So if Deadpool doesn’t immediately drive Kharn boinkers first, decapitation on Kharn’s not out of the question altogether, right?”
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    I kind of see Kharn swinging and chopping his own weapons and limbs off as Deadpool raises his blades to protect himself, due to Kharn’s strength and speed. Why? Because with Deadpool it seems the funniest, most ridiculous shit is the shit that usually happens. The power of plot is a good one to have.

  82. Commander Cross March 18, 2013 at 5:52 pm -      #83

    @Lizard God at #82

    I recalled the difference between Classic Juggernaunt and Collisunaut, the latter’s Collisus of the X-men.

    So you are not alone in suspecting that there was Kharn wank amuck, right?
    The idea of Kharn tanking Golden Arrows would be like saying a Wheel of Time Myrddraal would tank Potter-world AKs, when they can be killed if they got hit, to begin with in fact.
    (Except thankfully I don’t see the latter having have happened, thank the mods!)

    You don’t say, good thing that Deadpool mutilates the 4th wall at his own discretion, isn’t it?
    When will there be a free-for-all for who can mutilate the 4th wall with the most casual ease?

  83. ReDruM March 18, 2013 at 10:37 pm -      #84

    “Pretty sure that Logan can die from regeneration (in the sense he couldn’t move since he’d be detached from the rest of his central nervous system) as stated by Professor X, Apocalypse among others”
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    Incorrect. Logan can and has came back from beheading and incineration.
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    “Not saying Deadpool’s blades can’t cut through like butter, but that’d be because they’re sharp, not some inherent property of Admanantium.”
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    I don’t have the scans for it at the moment but one of the reasons why adamantium can cut through objects so well is that due to its durability it can be fashioned down to a monomolecular edge while still being indestructible. Another reason is its vibranium heritage.
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    But what’s the purpose of this match? Kharn is protecting admin but is there a time limit for Deadpool or is it until one of the two fighters dies? If its a time limit for Deadpool I’m going with Kharn. Deadpool’s teleportation is unreliable and Kharn is fast enough, strong enough, better, and big enough to protect the admin for a long time. His pistol would dust Deadpool relieving him of his swords which Kharn can throw away or hide. Then he wouldn’t have much left to take him with unless we allow his spontaneous hammerspace which isn’t something we can really use as a feat since we don’t know just what he would pull out.

  84. Dark God of Chaos March 18, 2013 at 11:22 pm -      #85

    “Incorrect. Logan can and has came back from beheading and incineration.”
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    I concede on that point. Of course by “die” I meant Logan technically would since his head wouldn’t be connected to the rest of his body, by extension his brain from his central nervous system ;)

  85. Alpha or Omega March 18, 2013 at 11:26 pm -      #86

    ……Didn’t Evil Deadpool turn out to be alive and then proceeded to shoot Deadpool’s teleporting device?

  86. FactPile God March 18, 2013 at 11:26 pm -      #87

    “Incorrect. Logan can and has came back from beheading”
    ==
    Only ultimate wolverine

  87. Alpha or Omega March 18, 2013 at 11:55 pm -      #88

    …..If recall correctly, only Thor could dent Wolverine?
    Who could have been powerful enough to trump Thor’s strength?

  88. Obyron March 19, 2013 at 9:16 am -      #89

    ^Hulk, Hulk could trump Thor in the strength department. Not constantly, but it happens.

  89. LittleEpp dual wielding triple-bladed lightsabers March 20, 2013 at 6:29 am -      #90

    For the adamantium blades cutting through Kharn’s armor like butter, I seem to remember Wolverine being unable to penetrate Hulk’s skin, only his eyes in World War Hulk. I remember on the Kharn vs Luke Skywalker thread, someone brought up Kharn’s armor resisting some molecular-level cuts-atoms-in-two blade or something similar, and agreed it could stop a lightsaber fairly easily, I’ll try to find that.

  90. Galorian March 20, 2013 at 7:31 am -      #91

    You did not just compare Kharn to the f**king Hulk

  91. LittleEpp dual wielding triple-bladed lightsabers March 20, 2013 at 8:41 am -      #92

    No, I compared his armor to the Hulk’s skin. Hulk would utterly crush Kharn, but, though I may be completely wrong, I believe his armor is of somewhat similar durability, probably lower, but Deadpool’s not going to just cut through it with ease. Wow, thatwas a huge run-on.

  92. The Melancholy Of Fallstar Thief March 20, 2013 at 8:44 am -      #93

    “Will Kharn protect the Admin or will Deadpool take out the greatest warrior on FactPile, and its ruler? ”
    Admin solos
    and Kharn FP’s greatest warrior? Lolno.

  93. Commander Cross March 20, 2013 at 9:14 am -      #94

    @Fallstar(don’t know the new rank yet, too early for that) at #93

    If we’re talking about guys who are already on the site who are better-suited nominees, I’ll bring Asura from Asura’s Wrath, Sol Badguy, Vampire Hunter D or Original!-Tenchi Masaki to the standing area.

    If we’re talkingn about guys who aren’t yet on the site, I’ll name more.

  94. Galorian March 20, 2013 at 9:26 am -      #95

    “No, I compared his armor to the Hulk’s skin. Hulk would utterly crush Kharn, but, though I may be completely wrong, I believe his armor is of somewhat similar durability, probably lower, but Deadpool’s not going to just cut through it with ease. Wow, thatwas a huge run-on.”
    .
    Hulk’s skin tanks attacks from guys who can bench press planets.
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    I assure you that Kharn’s armor does not.

  95. SgCombine March 20, 2013 at 9:43 am -      #96

    So how is the mono molecular adamantium blade sharper than a mono molecular blade that every space marine carries, I’d really like to know.

  96. Obyron March 20, 2013 at 9:50 am -      #97

    It isn’t. More durable? Yes. But they have the same sharpness.

  97. SgCombine March 20, 2013 at 10:01 am -      #98

    That’s what I thought.

  98. Galorian March 20, 2013 at 11:37 am -      #99
  99. Galorian March 20, 2013 at 11:40 am -      #100

    That’s Thanos by the way.
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    And anyone here who thinks Kharn’s armor is tougher than Thanos deserves a solid smack atop the head.

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