Jupiter 2 Vs Millenium Falcon

Jupiter 2 Vs Millenium Falcon

Suggested by PwNaGE TraiN

Here we have the Jupiter 2 (Lost in Space) making it’s debut on FactPile up against one of the most famous ships known to man – the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars.

For this battle, they encounter each other at the Deep Space Nine outpost.

Which ship would you want to be on?

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58 Comments on "Jupiter 2 Vs Millenium Falcon"

  1. Housecracker March 6, 2013 at 8:36 am -      #1

    The millenium Falcon. mainly cause of me not knowing what the other ship is.

  2. The Expert March 6, 2013 at 9:20 am -      #2

    im totally with The millenium Falcon

  3. LinuxNinja March 6, 2013 at 9:35 am -      #3

    the millenium falcon

    because Han shot first (:

    and also jupiter 2 doesnt have as many weapon feats as the falcon

  4. Crimson Sentry March 6, 2013 at 10:03 am -      #4

    Yea…millenium falcon stomps considering jupiter 2 has no weapons :/

  5. LinuxNinja March 6, 2013 at 10:29 am -      #6

    why would you even suggest a battle between a ship that has lasers torpedoes and tons of other crap and a ship that has not offensive capabilities whatsoever

  6. LinuxNinja March 6, 2013 at 10:30 am -      #7

    i think the Defiant wins this match once deep space nine notices whats goign on

  7. Praetor Prefect (who knows where his towel is) March 6, 2013 at 11:04 am -      #8

    This proves that factpile is running out of ideas…

  8. PwNaGE TraiN March 6, 2013 at 11:15 am -      #9

    But through out the Lost in Space show the Jupiter two can take many more astroids than the Millenium Falcon, and is able to dodge objects fairly easily. I think they can maybe take more damage from asteroids, so if they could lead the millenium falcon into an asteroid field they might have a chance.

  9. FlameStrike March 6, 2013 at 11:32 am -      #10

    Isn’t the Jupiter 2 a colony pod with… no weapons? As far as I know, when the Jupiter 2 was being built humans have not encountered any aliens, so there was no need to equip any weapons on an exploration craft. This isn’t even a match.

  10. Marcel March 6, 2013 at 11:46 am -      #11

    Umm…is this supposed to be a race between the two, or an actual fight? Cuz, you know, the Jupiter 2 only has suicidal ramming as a battle option…
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    If this was a race, who would be flying the Falcon? Methinks victory would be dependent on the pilot.

  11. itcheyness March 6, 2013 at 11:48 am -      #12

    ” I think they can maybe take more damage from asteroids, so if they could lead the millenium falcon into an asteroid field they might have a chance.”
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    Yeah, there are no asteroid fields in the Bajoran system where DS9 is…

  12. Richard Rider March 6, 2013 at 12:19 pm -      #13

    The Millenium Falcon and The Defiant get into a drag race.

  13. Murder March 6, 2013 at 1:30 pm -      #14

    I think Jupiter wins because in SW they can’t hurt anything that is good. The crew has kids and stuff so the Falcon will have technical issues and they will have to abandon the ship.

  14. The Guardian in the TARDIS March 6, 2013 at 1:46 pm -      #15

    @Murder
    don’t forget we ignore that CIS and PIS here, so they don’t know the Jupiter has kids on it. Plus unless the Jupiter does a suicide bombing they can’t hurt the falcon

  15. Murder March 6, 2013 at 3:24 pm -      #16

    I read up on the Jupiter 2 and she is a beast! She has some rifles on board capable of 500 KW of eye searing, bread toasting power. With these kinds of numbers I don’t think the Falcon stands a chance.

    FP award for the Jupiter?

  16. Marcel March 6, 2013 at 3:54 pm -      #17

    @ Murder
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    Where did you get that information from? I likewise read up on the Jupiter and found no mention of weapons outside of personal self-defense.

  17. Murder March 6, 2013 at 4:06 pm -      #18

    www.alphacontrol.org/wiki/index.php?title=Jupiter_2
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    Defensive Weapons

    A variety of offensive and defensive weapons were included on board the Jupiter 2 in case the new planet was inhabited by hostile life forms. Two subcontractors each produced a hand-held laser pistol capable of a sustained 100 kilowatt discharge for twenty minutes. Ten pistols were included in the spacecraft’s complement. Four more powerful 500 kilowatt laser rifles were also included. All laser weapons are fully rechargeable. In addition to their obvious use as weapons, the laser devices were also intended to facilitate the clearing of land for colonization. A supply of 50 grenades, each having a charge. equivalent to one-half of a stick of dynamite, were provided for protection and to ease in the removal of larger geological features. In addition, the environmental control robot has an electro-force beam capability, and the Chariot has two neutron guns.
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    Boom. Give that FP award to the Jupiter; she’s a planet buster.

  18. Marcel March 6, 2013 at 4:26 pm -      #19

    um…Kilowatt has nothing on the gigawatt power of the Falcon’s quad-cannons. Jupiter’s getting vaporized.
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    “Boom. Give that FP award to the Jupiter; she’s a planet buster.”
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    See above. BTW, Death Star is a planet buster; Jupiter would get roflstomped by a single TIE fighter.

  19. Murder March 6, 2013 at 4:48 pm -      #20

    Clearly you didn’t see that they have grenades as powerful as a stick of dynamite. 50 of them! You dont no read very good dun ya?

  20. Soulerous March 6, 2013 at 5:01 pm -      #21

    Oh Murder, you silly goose. There are better debates to be had. This one is a flop.
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    I was really going to try to argue something for the Jupiter 2, but… I simply cannot. At the most, they could get away with their hyper-jump capabilities and wait for Chewie and Han to die from old age, seeing as they have kids. But wookiees are very long-lived, so even that wouldn’t work.

  21. Murder March 6, 2013 at 5:05 pm -      #22

    They have cryopods so they can sleep forever. So… they can win by just waiting them out. FP award!

  22. PwNaGE TraiN March 6, 2013 at 5:11 pm -      #23

    I guess I am sorry I suggested this one everybody, it wasn’t that good of a match. I really did it to get the Jupiter 2 on FP somewhere, that is my favorite show. Anyway I wasn’t really expecting it to get posted, so sorry if I ruined anybodies factpile day. There is always tomorrow!

  23. Murder March 6, 2013 at 5:23 pm -      #24

    Fuck you.

  24. BillDing March 6, 2013 at 5:32 pm -      #25

    lol

  25. itcheyness March 6, 2013 at 5:33 pm -      #26

    Oh well PwNaGE, at least you didn’t pay for your bad match match like some asshole users named Murder in this topic have.

  26. Murder March 6, 2013 at 5:39 pm -      #27

    I pay to contribute to the site. Unlike you you deadbeat.

  27. itcheyness March 6, 2013 at 5:41 pm -      #28

    No, you pay to tarnish the site’s reputation, and I have paid for matches in the past you backwoods retard.

  28. Murder March 6, 2013 at 5:44 pm -      #29

    Lies, nothing but lies. None of my matches tarnish the site in fact I would say they raise the bar here. And your racism offends me.

  29. itcheyness March 6, 2013 at 5:47 pm -      #30

    Unless backwoods retard somehow became a race when I wasn’t looking, my post wasn’t racial in any way.
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    I fact, I’d accuse YOU of being racist because you automatically assume that my post is racial.
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    Goddamn hate monger…

  30. Murder March 6, 2013 at 5:51 pm -      #31

    In your last post you insulted: Poor, uneducated rural people, the mentally challenged, and Christians.

    Who is the hateful, vile prick here?

  31. itcheyness March 6, 2013 at 5:54 pm -      #32

    hmmm, I don’t see any race in that…
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    Or are you saying that everyone who is poor, mentally challenged, and a Christian all belong to one race!?!?!?
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    RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Soulerous March 6, 2013 at 6:00 pm -      #33

    I find this spat really funny, but it should probably stop.

  33. Murder March 6, 2013 at 6:00 pm -      #34

    You’re so hateful you don’t even consider any race being a part of those groups! You in your ivory castle, looking down at all of us little folks as if you’re better than everyone….

  34. itcheyness March 6, 2013 at 6:21 pm -      #35

    @Murder: I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE!! Do you have any idea how many elephants I had to kill to build my ivory tower? I had to kill them myself too! What have you ever done in your life except wallow in the dirt and moan about us successful people?
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    @Soulerous: Who do you think you are to tell Murder what we can and can’t do, or do you think you’re somehow on a pedestal above us all?

  35. Soulerous March 6, 2013 at 6:35 pm -      #36

    It’s actually more like a shaft of light that illuminates me gloriously.

  36. PwNaGE TraiN March 6, 2013 at 6:41 pm -      #37

    @Soulerous
    Nice

  37. Shgon Dunstan March 6, 2013 at 7:27 pm -      #38

    So let me get this right….
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    An unarmed RV Vs An armed delivery truck?
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    In space…..
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    ……………….Yeah. :?

  38. TheBoss March 6, 2013 at 7:38 pm -      #39

    “So let me get this right….
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    An unarmed RV Vs An armed delivery truck?
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    In space…..
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    ……………….Yeah. ”
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    It could have been worse. There could have been a yappy little dog in there somewhere.

  39. Professor ParaLowk March 6, 2013 at 8:40 pm -      #40

    “It could have been worse. There could have been a yappy little dog in there somewhere.”
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    Quick PwNaGE state that english bulldogs are piloting both ships. It’s the only way to make the match fair.

  40. The Guardian in the TARDIS March 6, 2013 at 9:14 pm -      #41

    @Lowk
    no.

  41. Aubrey March 6, 2013 at 9:52 pm -      #42

    Millennium Falcon: Armour plating from one of the Star Destroyers, high quality stuff. Warship-grade shielding, I’ll leave it to people with more experience then me to determine what grade of warship we’d be looking at in terms of power generation. High level sensors and jamming capacity. Light turboblasters, apparently benefiting a ‘MC80 Star Cruiser’. Overcompensating? Nevah. And in the version I’m looking at, it has a Lightning Gun, which apparently managed to take out a AT-AT during an Imperial Attack on Alderaan by itself.

  42. Crimson Sentry March 6, 2013 at 10:24 pm -      #43

    BTW for everyone even considering the firepower on board of the Jupiter, you realize its all hand held which means diddly in space so yea just think about that lol

  43. Marcel March 6, 2013 at 11:12 pm -      #44

    @ Crimson
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    That, and they are all more than six orders of magnitude below anything the Falcon dishes out in a single shot. They wouldn’t even be able to dent the Falcon’s shielding, even supposing the guns could be mounted somehow.

  44. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 7, 2013 at 1:35 pm -      #45

    @Murder

    I have to do this….

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I couldnt help it. When complete and total idiots show themselves to be idiots in spectacularly retarded ways i have to laugh.

  45. PwNaGE TraiN March 7, 2013 at 4:08 pm -      #46

    @Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair)
    I get the reference in your name.

  46. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 7, 2013 at 6:25 pm -      #47

    @pawnge train

    Which one?

    There’s three.

  47. PwNaGE TraiN March 8, 2013 at 7:08 am -      #48

    @Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair)
    The with Kung Fu Grip and Life Like Hair, isn’t that from the newest god awful GI JOE movie?

  48. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 8, 2013 at 9:02 am -      #49

    no its from the original gijoe action figures from the 70s and 80s

    Thats was how theyd advertise on the box

    also the awesome assasin part of the name is from the tobuscus literal trailer of assasins creed brotherhood

  49. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 8, 2013 at 9:03 am -      #50

    and yes i agree with you the new movies suck

  50. PwNaGE TraiN March 8, 2013 at 11:10 am -      #51

    @Awesome Assassin
    Yeh, I’ll probably end up watching the new GI JOE 2 anyway, solely because it has Bruce Willis, and he is my favorite actor so…yeh I’ll see how it is. Although it will probably end up sucking anyway though.

  51. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 8, 2013 at 11:36 am -      #52

    @pawnage train

    me too ill watch it to just to say i did and just to know what happens on it but the first one was kinda lame so..

    also this match wasnt that bad and it is cool to have at least one match include something from Lost in Space

  52. Dark God of Chaos March 8, 2013 at 8:40 pm -      #53

    “It could have been worse. There could have been a yappy little dog in there somewhere.”
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    I see what you did there

  53. PwNaGE TraiN March 8, 2013 at 10:03 pm -      #54

    @Awesome Assasin
    It was my favorite show as a kid, I still own every single episode on tape and watch them ever once in awhile.

  54. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 9, 2013 at 9:28 am -      #55

    @pawnage train

    The movie would have been better if it had tanks with ludicrous payloads and people running around yelling COBRA! And than the gi joes yelling YO JOE! When they win a battle.

    It was one of my favorite shows as a kid as well.i own them all on DVD

  55. Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair) March 9, 2013 at 9:29 am -      #56

    Lost in space movie wasn’t good though
    They weren’t anything like the show

  56. BC March 12, 2013 at 2:17 pm -      #57

    If they were on the ground there might have been a sliver of a chance for the J2 people, but a laser rifle or the Robot’s electrical discharge from an airlock just wont cut it against the Falcon.

    I agree the movie, while it had its (few) good points was just a string of fads and cameos and not as good as the old series was even with the limitations of budget and technology it had back in the ’60s.

  57. Traveler March 13, 2013 at 9:39 am -      #58

    Millennium Falcom FTW.

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