Suggested by PwNaGE TraiN
Here we have the Jupiter 2 (Lost in Space) making it’s debut on FactPile up against one of the most famous ships known to man – the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars.
For this battle, they encounter each other at the Deep Space Nine outpost.
Which ship would you want to be on?





















The millenium Falcon. mainly cause of me not knowing what the other ship is.
im totally with The millenium Falcon
the millenium falcon
because Han shot first (:
and also jupiter 2 doesnt have as many weapon feats as the falcon
Yea…millenium falcon stomps considering jupiter 2 has no weapons :/
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why would you even suggest a battle between a ship that has lasers torpedoes and tons of other crap and a ship that has not offensive capabilities whatsoever
i think the Defiant wins this match once deep space nine notices whats goign on
This proves that factpile is running out of ideas…
But through out the Lost in Space show the Jupiter two can take many more astroids than the Millenium Falcon, and is able to dodge objects fairly easily. I think they can maybe take more damage from asteroids, so if they could lead the millenium falcon into an asteroid field they might have a chance.
Isn’t the Jupiter 2 a colony pod with… no weapons? As far as I know, when the Jupiter 2 was being built humans have not encountered any aliens, so there was no need to equip any weapons on an exploration craft. This isn’t even a match.
Umm…is this supposed to be a race between the two, or an actual fight? Cuz, you know, the Jupiter 2 only has suicidal ramming as a battle option…
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If this was a race, who would be flying the Falcon? Methinks victory would be dependent on the pilot.
” I think they can maybe take more damage from asteroids, so if they could lead the millenium falcon into an asteroid field they might have a chance.”
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Yeah, there are no asteroid fields in the Bajoran system where DS9 is…
The Millenium Falcon and The Defiant get into a drag race.
I think Jupiter wins because in SW they can’t hurt anything that is good. The crew has kids and stuff so the Falcon will have technical issues and they will have to abandon the ship.
@Murder
don’t forget we ignore that CIS and PIS here, so they don’t know the Jupiter has kids on it. Plus unless the Jupiter does a suicide bombing they can’t hurt the falcon
I read up on the Jupiter 2 and she is a beast! She has some rifles on board capable of 500 KW of eye searing, bread toasting power. With these kinds of numbers I don’t think the Falcon stands a chance.
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FP award for the Jupiter?
@ Murder
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Where did you get that information from? I likewise read up on the Jupiter and found no mention of weapons outside of personal self-defense.
www.alphacontrol.org/wiki/index.php?title=Jupiter_2
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Defensive Weapons
A variety of offensive and defensive weapons were included on board the Jupiter 2 in case the new planet was inhabited by hostile life forms. Two subcontractors each produced a hand-held laser pistol capable of a sustained 100 kilowatt discharge for twenty minutes. Ten pistols were included in the spacecraft’s complement. Four more powerful 500 kilowatt laser rifles were also included. All laser weapons are fully rechargeable. In addition to their obvious use as weapons, the laser devices were also intended to facilitate the clearing of land for colonization. A supply of 50 grenades, each having a charge. equivalent to one-half of a stick of dynamite, were provided for protection and to ease in the removal of larger geological features. In addition, the environmental control robot has an electro-force beam capability, and the Chariot has two neutron guns.
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Boom. Give that FP award to the Jupiter; she’s a planet buster.
um…Kilowatt has nothing on the gigawatt power of the Falcon’s quad-cannons. Jupiter’s getting vaporized.
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“Boom. Give that FP award to the Jupiter; she’s a planet buster.”
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See above. BTW, Death Star is a planet buster; Jupiter would get roflstomped by a single TIE fighter.
Clearly you didn’t see that they have grenades as powerful as a stick of dynamite. 50 of them! You dont no read very good dun ya?
Oh Murder, you silly goose. There are better debates to be had. This one is a flop.
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I was really going to try to argue something for the Jupiter 2, but… I simply cannot. At the most, they could get away with their hyper-jump capabilities and wait for Chewie and Han to die from old age, seeing as they have kids. But wookiees are very long-lived, so even that wouldn’t work.
They have cryopods so they can sleep forever. So… they can win by just waiting them out. FP award!
I guess I am sorry I suggested this one everybody, it wasn’t that good of a match. I really did it to get the Jupiter 2 on FP somewhere, that is my favorite show. Anyway I wasn’t really expecting it to get posted, so sorry if I ruined anybodies factpile day. There is always tomorrow!
Fuck you.
lol
Oh well PwNaGE, at least you didn’t pay for your bad match match like some asshole users named Murder in this topic have.
I pay to contribute to the site. Unlike you you deadbeat.
No, you pay to tarnish the site’s reputation, and I have paid for matches in the past you backwoods retard.
Lies, nothing but lies. None of my matches tarnish the site in fact I would say they raise the bar here. And your racism offends me.
Unless backwoods retard somehow became a race when I wasn’t looking, my post wasn’t racial in any way.
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I fact, I’d accuse YOU of being racist because you automatically assume that my post is racial.
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Goddamn hate monger…
In your last post you insulted: Poor, uneducated rural people, the mentally challenged, and Christians.
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Who is the hateful, vile prick here?
hmmm, I don’t see any race in that…
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Or are you saying that everyone who is poor, mentally challenged, and a Christian all belong to one race!?!?!?
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RACIST!!!!!!!!!!
I find this spat really funny, but it should probably stop.
You’re so hateful you don’t even consider any race being a part of those groups! You in your ivory castle, looking down at all of us little folks as if you’re better than everyone….
@Murder: I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE!! Do you have any idea how many elephants I had to kill to build my ivory tower? I had to kill them myself too! What have you ever done in your life except wallow in the dirt and moan about us successful people?
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@Soulerous: Who do you think you are to tell Murder what we can and can’t do, or do you think you’re somehow on a pedestal above us all?
It’s actually more like a shaft of light that illuminates me gloriously.
@Soulerous
Nice
So let me get this right….
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An unarmed RV Vs An armed delivery truck?
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In space…..
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……………….Yeah.
“So let me get this right….
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An unarmed RV Vs An armed delivery truck?
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In space…..
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……………….Yeah. ”
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It could have been worse. There could have been a yappy little dog in there somewhere.
“It could have been worse. There could have been a yappy little dog in there somewhere.”
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Quick PwNaGE state that english bulldogs are piloting both ships. It’s the only way to make the match fair.
@Lowk
no.
Millennium Falcon: Armour plating from one of the Star Destroyers, high quality stuff. Warship-grade shielding, I’ll leave it to people with more experience then me to determine what grade of warship we’d be looking at in terms of power generation. High level sensors and jamming capacity. Light turboblasters, apparently benefiting a ‘MC80 Star Cruiser’. Overcompensating? Nevah. And in the version I’m looking at, it has a Lightning Gun, which apparently managed to take out a AT-AT during an Imperial Attack on Alderaan by itself.
BTW for everyone even considering the firepower on board of the Jupiter, you realize its all hand held which means diddly in space so yea just think about that lol
@ Crimson
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That, and they are all more than six orders of magnitude below anything the Falcon dishes out in a single shot. They wouldn’t even be able to dent the Falcon’s shielding, even supposing the guns could be mounted somehow.
@Murder
I have to do this….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I couldnt help it. When complete and total idiots show themselves to be idiots in spectacularly retarded ways i have to laugh.
@Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair)
I get the reference in your name.
@pawnge train
Which one?
There’s three.
@Awesome Assasin (with kung fu grip action and life like hair)
The with Kung Fu Grip and Life Like Hair, isn’t that from the newest god awful GI JOE movie?
no its from the original gijoe action figures from the 70s and 80s
Thats was how theyd advertise on the box
also the awesome assasin part of the name is from the tobuscus literal trailer of assasins creed brotherhood
and yes i agree with you the new movies suck
@Awesome Assassin
Yeh, I’ll probably end up watching the new GI JOE 2 anyway, solely because it has Bruce Willis, and he is my favorite actor so…yeh I’ll see how it is. Although it will probably end up sucking anyway though.
@pawnage train
me too ill watch it to just to say i did and just to know what happens on it but the first one was kinda lame so..
also this match wasnt that bad and it is cool to have at least one match include something from Lost in Space
“It could have been worse. There could have been a yappy little dog in there somewhere.”
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I see what you did there
@Awesome Assasin
It was my favorite show as a kid, I still own every single episode on tape and watch them ever once in awhile.
@pawnage train
The movie would have been better if it had tanks with ludicrous payloads and people running around yelling COBRA! And than the gi joes yelling YO JOE! When they win a battle.
It was one of my favorite shows as a kid as well.i own them all on DVD
Lost in space movie wasn’t good though
They weren’t anything like the show
If they were on the ground there might have been a sliver of a chance for the J2 people, but a laser rifle or the Robot’s electrical discharge from an airlock just wont cut it against the Falcon.
I agree the movie, while it had its (few) good points was just a string of fads and cameos and not as good as the old series was even with the limitations of budget and technology it had back in the ’60s.
Millennium Falcom FTW.