Master Chief Vs GIR

Master Chief Vs GIR

Suggested by J.M.YB

Here we have Hall of Fame winner Master Chief (Halo) up against FactPile newcomer GIR from the Invader ZIM series.

The two meet outside a Taco Bell and Waffle Hut.

So, GIR must decide between taking on the armored foe in front of him, or go get some tacos.

What would transpire?

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84 Comments on "Master Chief Vs GIR"

  1. Hermit January 4, 2013 at 7:35 am -      #1

    Does Gir have an off switch?

  2. Obyron January 4, 2013 at 9:13 am -      #2

    ^ no, and he doesn’t have brakes, either.

    So he’d probably steamroll MC to get to those tacos.

  3. icanhazchzbrugr January 4, 2013 at 12:03 pm -      #3

    Gir would throw muffins, taquitos, biscuits, and other assorted foods at mc

  4. SgCombine January 4, 2013 at 12:11 pm -      #4

    ^
    At what speed? Are the foods made of something dense? Going by his picture, this GIR guy probably has toon force. Just looking at his pic sends shivers down my spine.

  5. TopaztheSpaz January 4, 2013 at 12:40 pm -      #5

    Gir is toonforce, he kills Chief simply in the backlash of accidental destruct left in the wake of him getting tacos, and then waffles or vice versa

  6. TopaztheSpaz January 4, 2013 at 12:40 pm -      #6

    *destruction

  7. Richard Rider January 4, 2013 at 1:17 pm -      #7

    GIR like all cartoon characters has access to Toonforce which outs him on a power level that lets him step on the toes of Omnipotents.
    Which means Master Chief dies horribly.

  8. Richard Rider January 4, 2013 at 1:19 pm -      #8

    GIR like all cartoon characters has access to Toonforce which *puts* him on a power level that lets him step on the toes of Omnipotents.
    Which means Master Chief dies horribly.
    EDIT:SHOULD SAY PUTS NOT OUTS…

  9. Aelfinn January 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm -      #9

    He’s not Bugs Bunny level of toonforce, though. I think MC can win here. What kinda weapons and stuff does GIR have? Because he certainly isn’t smarter than MC.

  10. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 4:08 pm -      #10

    The Fox has spoken

  11. Aelfinn January 4, 2013 at 4:12 pm -      #11

    You fool! The Aelfinn are the snake-people!
    -
    But I do appreciate the respect, even if I wonder why you act like I am the Lord of Factpile.

  12. Alpha or Omega January 4, 2013 at 4:13 pm -      #12

    Gir has no weapons……
    The only time he was full functioning threat was when he got smarter and went crazy IIRC. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have that intelligence anymore.
    From a few clips I’ve seen, GIR doesn’t have what it takes.

  13. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 4:21 pm -      #13

    @aelfinn
    That’s WTF always bothered me!!! I am fail. Even though on another thread you claimed you feared not iron, fire nor music :-P
    I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow

  14. Aelfinn January 4, 2013 at 4:45 pm -      #14

    “I am fail.”
    -
    Indeed you are. I expect such a fantastic misstep will not happen again?
    -
    “I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow”
    -
    You will do well to more than just respect me! If you wish to receive immortality, you will bow to my every whim!
    -
    In all seriousness, that’s good to hear. Thanks, man.

  15. Knukails January 4, 2013 at 5:44 pm -      #15

    @aelfinn
    How about every other whim?

  16. PwNaGE TraiN January 4, 2013 at 5:55 pm -      #16

    God I hate Invader Zim.

  17. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 5:59 pm -      #17

    @aelfinn
    I noticed where you glossed over the fire, iron, music thing lol

  18. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 5:59 pm -      #18

    Really? I loved that show.But to each his own.
    -
    But when Gir got serious he wasnt any different danger wise imo and he didnt stay serious to long

  19. PwNaGE TraiN January 4, 2013 at 6:06 pm -      #19

    Yeh I really only don’t like it because it annoys me, for some reason.

  20. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm -      #20

    ” Indeed you are. I expect such a fantastic misstep will not happen again?”
    -
    You do remember I accidentally started that whole fat Kerrigan thing right? Lol

  21. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 6:44 pm -      #21

    “I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow”
    __
    Never show respect to TheSorrow, he views this as a weakness, and will eat your heart and devour your soul.
    __
    “You do remember I accidentally started that whole fat Kerrigan thing right? Lol”
    _
    You… you brought it up again? Oh gods, let us hope Cross doesn’t find this thread…
    __
    MC again? I’m hoping Gir can kill the stupid marine >.>

  22. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 6:52 pm -      #22

    Whats a Fat Kerrigan?

  23. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 6:58 pm -      #23

    *looks at ammo’s post*
    My work here is done
    *maniacal laughter*
    Seriously though Kerrigan vs star killer
    -
    @Ruliya
    Nice to see you again m’dear. TheSorrow and I are cool so no consumption need be feared.
    And in regards to ammo’s post : s’what I do

  24. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 7:09 pm -      #24

    @Primus
    I’m always about sweetie, just most matches don’t interest me too much.
    __
    Watch TheSorrow ;P He’s a crafty one xD
    __
    “Whats a Fat Kerrigan?”
    __
    Trust me sweets, you’re best off not knowing the answer to that.

  25. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 7:20 pm -      #25

    Ima take you word for it

  26. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 7:24 pm -      #26

    @ruliya
    I know you ghost in and out to matches that appeal to you, and yeah I always have an eye on him. Lately haven’t seen him though.
    -
    @ammo
    It’s funny but up to you. Taking the blue pill or red?

  27. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 7:41 pm -      #27

    I fogot which one does which sooooooo,red pill

  28. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 7:42 pm -      #28

    “I fogot which one does which sooooooo,red pill”
    __
    Red Pill means you check it out ^^ Enjoy ;P

  29. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 7:45 pm -      #29

    Ahh curse red for being my favorite color
    -
    Ok hit me

  30. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 7:54 pm -      #30

    Red is my favorite colour too ^^. I’d make a comment about it being the colour of blood… but I’ve learnt that’s not always a good thing on the internet >.> while being a girl…
    __
    www.factpile.com/8029-starkiller-vs-the-queen-blades/
    __
    Post 27 onwards ^^

  31. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 7:58 pm -      #31

    Thank you for the link
    -
    And red is dope because it is the color of blood,true fact is true

  32. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 7:58 pm -      #32

    @ruliya
    That’s because BOYS can’t handle that. Hang out with MEN. (so says a nerd on a fictional debate site. Oh the humor)

  33. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 8:09 pm -      #33

    “That’s because BOYS can’t handle that. Hang out with MEN. (so says a nerd on a fictional debate site. Oh the humor)”
    __
    At least you’re acknowledging girls exist on the internet ;P That’s a new one xD
    __
    In all seriousness, is this even a debate? I notice it went OT a lot faster than most. Who is Gir anyway?

  34. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 8:13 pm -      #34

    Ok so i read throught that,its funny your typo created one of the funniest images on factpile.
    -
    Its not really a debate imo,Gir is from invader Zim so he has toon force,but not bugs bunny like toon force.So Chief can kill him and i think a bullet or so should do,but i dont remember him tanking anything heavy in the show.+ he is stupid until he gets serious

  35. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 8:16 pm -      #35

    “So, GIR must decide between taking on the armored foe in front of him, or go get some tacos.

    What would transpire?”
    __
    Does Gir like food then? How about he goes and gets his Taco’s and the Chief fucks off? (hopefully from the site)

  36. Aelfinn January 4, 2013 at 8:19 pm -      #36

    “How about every other whim?”
    -
    Then you are immortal for half as long.
    -
    “I noticed where you glossed over the fire, iron, music thing lol”
    -
    Please make on-topic statements, ok?
    -
    “Whats a Fat Kerrigan?”
    -
    Classic typo. PrimusxPilus wanted to say that it didn’t matter how fast Kerrigan was, but he made a mistake. I still love this pic someone made, though:
    browse.deviantart.com/#/d3hiv2p
    -
    “At least you’re acknowledging girls exist on the internet ;P”
    -
    That’s because they don’t. I’m on to you.

  37. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 8:28 pm -      #37

    On topic
    No feats presented for speed or durability. As of now chief caps him in the head
    -
    Off topic
    Yeah fire, music, iron are not your friends. Lol and how long does half immortality get me? Half of forever/infinity? Still sounds good and I get some freedom.

  38. PrimusxPilus January 4, 2013 at 8:29 pm -      #38

    Alright children have a great weekend

  39. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 8:35 pm -      #39

    “That’s because they don’t. I’m on to you.”
    __
    I’m saddened by this response. Up until now this site had seemed progressive and welcoming.

  40. Jared January 4, 2013 at 8:35 pm -      #40

    YAY!!! TACOS!!!! :D

  41. Aelfinn January 4, 2013 at 8:46 pm -      #41

    “I’m saddened by this response. Up until now this site had seemed progressive and welcoming.”
    -
    I have no problem with women. I just know that you are not one. Rule 37 and all that jazz.
    -
    I’m joking of course. Don’t feel sad.

  42. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 8:58 pm -      #42

    Rule 37?
    __
    You made me google Rule 37… aaaaaand now I feel silly >.>
    __
    I’m not actually that sad, I love you Aelfinn ^^ You’re helping kick ass on ST vs SW, I hate SW fantards always nay-saying Trek! Weaksauce my sexy ass!

  43. Fire grot tim January 4, 2013 at 9:10 pm -      #43

    “WAFFFFLLLLEEEESSSSSSSSSS ” screamed Gir….. Nuff said

  44. J.M.YB January 4, 2013 at 9:12 pm -      #44

    GIR completely ignores MC for the tacos…..

  45. Aelfinn January 4, 2013 at 9:23 pm -      #45

    “I’m not actually that sad, I love you Aelfinn ^^ You’re helping kick ass on ST vs SW,”
    -
    Just doin what I do best. Rightin’ the wrongs I see.
    -
    “Weaksauce my sexy ass!”
    -
    …Pics?…
    -
    I kid, I kid. Perhaps it isn’t the…best course of action to act like a douche. Especially with someone helping out in ST vs SW.

  46. the_man_with The_Answers January 4, 2013 at 9:23 pm -      #46

    GIR: “TACOoOsSS!”
    Chief: “Would you like a Taco?”
    *GIR nods his head*
    Chief: “Ok, here you go”
    *Places active grenade in taco*
    Chief: “Enjoy…”

  47. Lowk, puncher of faces January 4, 2013 at 9:32 pm -      #47

    Gir has weapons 3:01
    Operates without a head 3:26
    www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Bhbf4tT0dio
    For whatever use that will actually do for a robot whose brain runs on a paper clip and some pocket lint.

  48. Lowk, puncher of faces January 4, 2013 at 9:40 pm -      #48

    Gir uses SANDWICH

  49. Lowk, puncher of faces January 4, 2013 at 9:42 pm -      #49

    wait wrong one

  50. Lowk, puncher of faces January 4, 2013 at 9:44 pm -      #50

    Damn you youtube.
    Anyway Sandwich seems like the most powerful thing Stupid Gir has that I remember.

  51. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 9:50 pm -      #51

    Did that video… have a… a nyan pig…

  52. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 9:52 pm -      #52

    Sorry, to clarify, after 2 short vids (that seem to play automatically) it played one called “Doom Gir” Which had the aforementioned … nyan… pig.

  53. Lowk, puncher of faces January 4, 2013 at 9:58 pm -      #53

    “Did that video… have a… a nyan pig…”
    -
    lol it does, I had skipped that one…. Now it’s etched into my brain forever.

  54. Amm0vamp1r3 January 4, 2013 at 9:59 pm -      #54

    Yea it had nyan pig,i saw that also
    -
    And what was that sandwich made out of?

  55. Ruliya January 4, 2013 at 10:02 pm -      #55

    “Now it’s etched into my brain forever.”
    __
    Yours and mine both sweetie …*shudders*

  56. Hermit January 4, 2013 at 10:28 pm -      #56

    GIR: “TACOoOsSS!”
    Chief: “Would you like a Taco?”
    *GIR nods his head*
    Chief: “Ok, here you go”
    *Places active grenade in taco*
    Chief: “Enjoy…”

    -
    That is actually a viable scenario.

  57. Gluttonous-Behemoth January 5, 2013 at 12:38 am -      #57

    Fat Kerrigan. Good memories, that.

  58. Laharl January 5, 2013 at 4:23 am -      #58

    “Because he certainly isn’t smarter than MC.” Oh but you are wrong at his prime several million MC’s are no match for him.

  59. Laharl January 5, 2013 at 4:24 am -      #59

    “That is actually a viable scenario.”
    He’d only make gir get indigestion.

  60. TrashMan January 5, 2013 at 5:08 am -      #60

    This is an example of one of the battles I hate out of princliple. It’s simply impposible. Incompatible. The characters are from completely different genres with completley different moods and rules.

    P.S. – how big is the battle to-do list (paid for battles that have yet to be done and are late) on this site anyway? Something tells me that the texts on the battle request page should be changed if the battle can’t be guaranteed in X days.

  61. Laharl January 5, 2013 at 5:52 am -      #61

    “how big is the battle to-do list”
    Bigger than your mother and that’s saying something.

  62. TrashMan January 5, 2013 at 11:45 am -      #62

    “Bigger than your mother and that’s saying something.”

    That’s not big at all.
    She’s like 4 foot nothig. FYI, I’m a midget. But my schlong is still 5 times bigger than yours Laharl.

  63. Richard Rider January 5, 2013 at 2:39 pm -      #63

    Invader Zim himself would have been a better match for Master Chief.

  64. Amm0vamp1r3 January 5, 2013 at 2:42 pm -      #64

    I think chief is over used,Billy From Billy and mandy vs Gir would have been better

  65. Obyron January 6, 2013 at 10:32 am -      #65

    @Amm0
    but then it would turn into a fight over the last taco…

  66. Praetor Prefect (I Wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool) January 6, 2013 at 11:59 am -      #66

    GIR sings the Doom Song, and Chief starts clawing at his ears in agony.

  67. OMEGAMI January 6, 2013 at 7:36 pm -      #67

    People forget that Spartans never die, they respawn with more experience and won’t make the same mistake as before.

  68. Amm0vamp1r3 January 6, 2013 at 7:42 pm -      #68

    Fight over the last taco would be intense
    -
    chicken Ball Z billy vs Serious Gir

  69. Alpha or Omega January 6, 2013 at 9:07 pm -      #69

    Sorry, but It doesn’t take 30 seconds for M.C. to fill with GIR with lead. GIR will probably need to be constantly singing that. Also, can’t M.C. just filter sound?

  70. Masonicon January 6, 2013 at 10:03 pm -      #70

    Taco Bell is Fried Chicken Restaurants, not Taco Restaurant

  71. Lowk, puncher of faces January 6, 2013 at 11:11 pm -      #71

    “Sorry, but It doesn’t take 30 seconds for M.C. to fill with GIR with lead.”
    -
    Gir can survive without a head. Doubt bullets whether they make holes or not is going to stop Gir from being mind numbingly annoying.

  72. I-REAPER-I January 7, 2013 at 2:28 am -      #72

    I seem to remember Gir displaying a shit ton of weapons momentarily when Zim ordered him to attack.

    Let’s make biscuits…..

  73. Runeblue January 7, 2013 at 4:12 am -      #73

    So the dude can shoot a normal sammich fast enough to send someone through a wall

  74. Amm0vamp1r3 January 7, 2013 at 4:24 am -      #74

    Yea,it was whole wheat

  75. Lowk, puncher of faces January 7, 2013 at 4:28 am -      #75

    Here’s how I see it going down.
    Chief shoot Gif. Gir does something painfully annoying. this goes on for a bit, Chief says “just go get your damn taco, I don’t got time for this”. He leaves, Gir eats a taco. THE END.
    ===
    “So the dude can shoot a normal sammich fast enough to send someone through a wall”
    -
    his head also has hammerspace
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-uL6uy9sCk
    So he’s probably got like a shitton of sammich space.

  76. Obyron January 11, 2013 at 8:26 am -      #76

    ^Except where his navigation chip is, that only has muffin space.

  77. Cautiosly Pessimistic January 11, 2013 at 11:41 pm -      #77

    Gir has alot of firepower at his disposal. In Invader Zim his head opens up and dozens of rockets and death rays pop out.

    Gir can fly!

    Gir can disguise himself as a cooked turkey for hours!

    When configured (in)correctly Gir can emit “Deadly Waves of Stupidity” which reverts people to newborn baby level intellect/coordination.

    Gir can eject a sammich from his head with enough force to put someone through a wall.

    Gir is also dangerously unpredictable.

  78. GabrielusPrime January 17, 2013 at 3:07 am -      #78

    “Gir is also dangerously unpredictable.”
    -
    Dangerously unpredictable is right, not to mention his still-unbroken streak of ridiculusly good luck. He has the combined traits of Jack Sparrow (never know what he’s going to do next) and Inspecter Clouseau (ability to win through sheer luck, despite stupidity). As the Monarch put it in Venture Bros., he has a rare combination of expendability and invincablity.

  79. GabrielusPrime January 17, 2013 at 3:24 am -      #79

    Sorry, just adding the match to my email-alert thingy…

  80. GabrielusPrime January 30, 2013 at 7:09 pm -      #80

    By the way, Lowk, how do you embed videos like that?

  81. Professor ParaLowk January 30, 2013 at 7:28 pm -      #81

    “By the way, Lowk, how do you embed videos like that?”
    -
    I honestly have no idea. That just happens sometimes. Admin might know.

  82. TheSorrow January 30, 2013 at 7:33 pm -      #82

    I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow
    -
    Heh thanks for the compliments.
    -
    Never show respect to TheSorrow, he views this as a weakness, and will eat your heart and devour your soul.
    -
    Nuh uhhh, I only devour the souls of the weak minded. I might just devour yours for being sassy.
    -
    Watch TheSorrow ;P He’s a crafty one xD
    -
    <..> *slips back into the shadows*

  83. GabrielusPrime February 1, 2013 at 1:01 am -      #83

    “Gir can disguise himself as a cooked turkey for hours!”
    -
    And here’s the video:
    -

  84. Z115 May 31, 2013 at 5:08 pm -      #84

    Well, from what I’ve seen, SIR units do seem to have quite the armory…

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