Suggested by J.M.YB
Here we have Hall of Fame winner Master Chief (Halo) up against FactPile newcomer GIR from the Invader ZIM series.
The two meet outside a Taco Bell and Waffle Hut.
So, GIR must decide between taking on the armored foe in front of him, or go get some tacos.
What would transpire?
Does Gir have an off switch?
^ no, and he doesn’t have brakes, either.
So he’d probably steamroll MC to get to those tacos.
Gir would throw muffins, taquitos, biscuits, and other assorted foods at mc
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At what speed? Are the foods made of something dense? Going by his picture, this GIR guy probably has toon force. Just looking at his pic sends shivers down my spine.
Gir is toonforce, he kills Chief simply in the backlash of accidental destruct left in the wake of him getting tacos, and then waffles or vice versa
*destruction
GIR like all cartoon characters has access to Toonforce which outs him on a power level that lets him step on the toes of Omnipotents.
Which means Master Chief dies horribly.
GIR like all cartoon characters has access to Toonforce which *puts* him on a power level that lets him step on the toes of Omnipotents.
Which means Master Chief dies horribly.
EDIT:SHOULD SAY PUTS NOT OUTS…
He’s not Bugs Bunny level of toonforce, though. I think MC can win here. What kinda weapons and stuff does GIR have? Because he certainly isn’t smarter than MC.
The Fox has spoken
You fool! The Aelfinn are the snake-people!
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But I do appreciate the respect, even if I wonder why you act like I am the Lord of Factpile.
Gir has no weapons……
The only time he was full functioning threat was when he got smarter and went crazy IIRC. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have that intelligence anymore.
From a few clips I’ve seen, GIR doesn’t have what it takes.
@aelfinn
That’s WTF always bothered me!!! I am fail. Even though on another thread you claimed you feared not iron, fire nor music
I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow
“I am fail.”
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Indeed you are. I expect such a fantastic misstep will not happen again?
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“I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow”
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You will do well to more than just respect me! If you wish to receive immortality, you will bow to my every whim!
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In all seriousness, that’s good to hear. Thanks, man.
@aelfinn
How about every other whim?
God I hate Invader Zim.
@aelfinn
I noticed where you glossed over the fire, iron, music thing lol
Really? I loved that show.But to each his own.
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But when Gir got serious he wasnt any different danger wise imo and he didnt stay serious to long
Yeh I really only don’t like it because it annoys me, for some reason.
” Indeed you are. I expect such a fantastic misstep will not happen again?”
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You do remember I accidentally started that whole fat Kerrigan thing right? Lol
“I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow”
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Never show respect to TheSorrow, he views this as a weakness, and will eat your heart and devour your soul.
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“You do remember I accidentally started that whole fat Kerrigan thing right? Lol”
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You… you brought it up again? Oh gods, let us hope Cross doesn’t find this thread…
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MC again? I’m hoping Gir can kill the stupid marine >.>
Whats a Fat Kerrigan?
*looks at ammo’s post*
My work here is done
*maniacal laughter*
Seriously though Kerrigan vs star killer
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@Ruliya
Nice to see you again m’dear. TheSorrow and I are cool so no consumption need be feared.
And in regards to ammo’s post : s’what I do
@Primus
I’m always about sweetie, just most matches don’t interest me too much.
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Watch TheSorrow ;P He’s a crafty one xD
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“Whats a Fat Kerrigan?”
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Trust me sweets, you’re best off not knowing the answer to that.
Ima take you word for it
@ruliya
I know you ghost in and out to matches that appeal to you, and yeah I always have an eye on him. Lately haven’t seen him though.
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@ammo
It’s funny but up to you. Taking the blue pill or red?
I fogot which one does which sooooooo,red pill
“I fogot which one does which sooooooo,red pill”
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Red Pill means you check it out ^^ Enjoy ;P
Ahh curse red for being my favorite color
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Ok hit me
Red is my favorite colour too ^^. I’d make a comment about it being the colour of blood… but I’ve learnt that’s not always a good thing on the internet >.> while being a girl…
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www.factpile.com/8029-starkiller-vs-the-queen-blades/
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Post 27 onwards ^^
Thank you for the link
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And red is dope because it is the color of blood,true fact is true
@ruliya
That’s because BOYS can’t handle that. Hang out with MEN. (so says a nerd on a fictional debate site. Oh the humor)
“That’s because BOYS can’t handle that. Hang out with MEN. (so says a nerd on a fictional debate site. Oh the humor)”
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At least you’re acknowledging girls exist on the internet ;P That’s a new one xD
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In all seriousness, is this even a debate? I notice it went OT a lot faster than most. Who is Gir anyway?
Ok so i read throught that,its funny your typo created one of the funniest images on factpile.
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Its not really a debate imo,Gir is from invader Zim so he has toon force,but not bugs bunny like toon force.So Chief can kill him and i think a bullet or so should do,but i dont remember him tanking anything heavy in the show.+ he is stupid until he gets serious
“So, GIR must decide between taking on the armored foe in front of him, or go get some tacos.
What would transpire?”
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Does Gir like food then? How about he goes and gets his Taco’s and the Chief fucks off? (hopefully from the site)
“How about every other whim?”
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Then you are immortal for half as long.
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“I noticed where you glossed over the fire, iron, music thing lol”
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Please make on-topic statements, ok?
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“Whats a Fat Kerrigan?”
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Classic typo. PrimusxPilus wanted to say that it didn’t matter how fast Kerrigan was, but he made a mistake. I still love this pic someone made, though:
browse.deviantart.com/#/d3hiv2p
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“At least you’re acknowledging girls exist on the internet ;P”
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That’s because they don’t. I’m on to you.
On topic
No feats presented for speed or durability. As of now chief caps him in the head
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Off topic
Yeah fire, music, iron are not your friends. Lol and how long does half immortality get me? Half of forever/infinity? Still sounds good and I get some freedom.
Alright children have a great weekend
“That’s because they don’t. I’m on to you.”
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I’m saddened by this response. Up until now this site had seemed progressive and welcoming.
YAY!!! TACOS!!!!
“I’m saddened by this response. Up until now this site had seemed progressive and welcoming.”
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I have no problem with women. I just know that you are not one. Rule 37 and all that jazz.
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I’m joking of course. Don’t feel sad.
Rule 37?
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You made me google Rule 37… aaaaaand now I feel silly >.>
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I’m not actually that sad, I love you Aelfinn ^^ You’re helping kick ass on ST vs SW, I hate SW fantards always nay-saying Trek! Weaksauce my sexy ass!
“WAFFFFLLLLEEEESSSSSSSSSS ” screamed Gir….. Nuff said
GIR completely ignores MC for the tacos…..
“I’m not actually that sad, I love you Aelfinn ^^ You’re helping kick ass on ST vs SW,”
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Just doin what I do best. Rightin’ the wrongs I see.
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“Weaksauce my sexy ass!”
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…Pics?…
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I kid, I kid. Perhaps it isn’t the…best course of action to act like a douche. Especially with someone helping out in ST vs SW.
GIR: “TACOoOsSS!”
Chief: “Would you like a Taco?”
*GIR nods his head*
Chief: “Ok, here you go”
*Places active grenade in taco*
Chief: “Enjoy…”
Gir has weapons 3:01
Operates without a head 3:26
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Bhbf4tT0dio
For whatever use that will actually do for a robot whose brain runs on a paper clip and some pocket lint.
Gir uses SANDWICH
wait wrong one
Damn you youtube.
Anyway Sandwich seems like the most powerful thing Stupid Gir has that I remember.
Did that video… have a… a nyan pig…
Sorry, to clarify, after 2 short vids (that seem to play automatically) it played one called “Doom Gir” Which had the aforementioned … nyan… pig.
“Did that video… have a… a nyan pig…”
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lol it does, I had skipped that one…. Now it’s etched into my brain forever.
Yea it had nyan pig,i saw that also
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And what was that sandwich made out of?
“Now it’s etched into my brain forever.”
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Yours and mine both sweetie …*shudders*
GIR: “TACOoOsSS!”
Chief: “Would you like a Taco?”
*GIR nods his head*
Chief: “Ok, here you go”
*Places active grenade in taco*
Chief: “Enjoy…”
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That is actually a viable scenario.
Fat Kerrigan. Good memories, that.
“Because he certainly isn’t smarter than MC.” Oh but you are wrong at his prime several million MC’s are no match for him.
“That is actually a viable scenario.”
He’d only make gir get indigestion.
This is an example of one of the battles I hate out of princliple. It’s simply impposible. Incompatible. The characters are from completely different genres with completley different moods and rules.
P.S. – how big is the battle to-do list (paid for battles that have yet to be done and are late) on this site anyway? Something tells me that the texts on the battle request page should be changed if the battle can’t be guaranteed in X days.
“how big is the battle to-do list”
Bigger than your mother and that’s saying something.
“Bigger than your mother and that’s saying something.”
That’s not big at all.
She’s like 4 foot nothig. FYI, I’m a midget. But my schlong is still 5 times bigger than yours Laharl.
Invader Zim himself would have been a better match for Master Chief.
I think chief is over used,Billy From Billy and mandy vs Gir would have been better
@Amm0
but then it would turn into a fight over the last taco…
GIR sings the Doom Song, and Chief starts clawing at his ears in agony.
People forget that Spartans never die, they respawn with more experience and won’t make the same mistake as before.
Fight over the last taco would be intense
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chicken Ball Z billy vs Serious Gir
Sorry, but It doesn’t take 30 seconds for M.C. to fill with GIR with lead. GIR will probably need to be constantly singing that. Also, can’t M.C. just filter sound?
Taco Bell is Fried Chicken Restaurants, not Taco Restaurant
“Sorry, but It doesn’t take 30 seconds for M.C. to fill with GIR with lead.”
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Gir can survive without a head. Doubt bullets whether they make holes or not is going to stop Gir from being mind numbingly annoying.
I seem to remember Gir displaying a shit ton of weapons momentarily when Zim ordered him to attack.
Let’s make biscuits…..
So the dude can shoot a normal sammich fast enough to send someone through a wall
Yea,it was whole wheat
Here’s how I see it going down.
Chief shoot Gif. Gir does something painfully annoying. this goes on for a bit, Chief says “just go get your damn taco, I don’t got time for this”. He leaves, Gir eats a taco. THE END.
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“So the dude can shoot a normal sammich fast enough to send someone through a wall”
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his head also has hammerspace
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-uL6uy9sCk
So he’s probably got like a shitton of sammich space.
^Except where his navigation chip is, that only has muffin space.
Gir has alot of firepower at his disposal. In Invader Zim his head opens up and dozens of rockets and death rays pop out.
Gir can fly!
Gir can disguise himself as a cooked turkey for hours!
When configured (in)correctly Gir can emit “Deadly Waves of Stupidity” which reverts people to newborn baby level intellect/coordination.
Gir can eject a sammich from his head with enough force to put someone through a wall.
Gir is also dangerously unpredictable.
“Gir is also dangerously unpredictable.”
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Dangerously unpredictable is right, not to mention his still-unbroken streak of ridiculusly good luck. He has the combined traits of Jack Sparrow (never know what he’s going to do next) and Inspecter Clouseau (ability to win through sheer luck, despite stupidity). As the Monarch put it in Venture Bros., he has a rare combination of expendability and invincablity.
Sorry, just adding the match to my email-alert thingy…
By the way, Lowk, how do you embed videos like that?
“By the way, Lowk, how do you embed videos like that?”
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I honestly have no idea. That just happens sometimes. Admin might know.
I just respect you as a competent debater, like theSorrow
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Heh thanks for the compliments.
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Never show respect to TheSorrow, he views this as a weakness, and will eat your heart and devour your soul.
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Nuh uhhh, I only devour the souls of the weak minded. I might just devour yours for being sassy.
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Watch TheSorrow ;P He’s a crafty one xD
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<..> *slips back into the shadows*
“Gir can disguise himself as a cooked turkey for hours!”
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And here’s the video:
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