Suggested by EnigmaJ
The Grinch (Dr Seuss) from the How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Movie going up against Shrek. In order to prevent the Grinch from stealing Christmas from his son, Shrek is dead-set on stopping his plans.
Both of them are in-character, but determined to stop the other.
Who wins?
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I’m wanting to lean towards Shrek winning, though Grinch does have a tech advantage I think Shrek is someone he’d underestimate as dumb muscle when Shrek can be pretty clever when he wants to and sets his mind to something. Course it also depends on if Grinch uses his normal MO, then again isn’t current Grinch pro Christmas? So In character means he wouldn’t steal Christmas. Or do we take him before change of heart.
dont see shrek stopping the grinch from stealing christmas
Shrek rips off his legs then proceeds to create another mediocre movie and a sequel to the spin off.
If we are using current Grinch, he has a rather serious heart condition that I think would enable Shrek to win.
Couldn’t Shrek just overpower Grinch, and if he really had to, I suppose he could kill the Grinch or something.
Does the Grinch have access to his enlarged heart and Strength of Ten Grinches Plus Two?
really? well i guess the only thing to say is SLUNK!
All I know, is even the FactPile rules wont stop Donkey from sticking his nose in this.
Shrek is a fairly good brawler with ogre strength. We know he’s many times stronger than an adult human male.
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If the Grinch has the strength he used to lift his giganto sleigh, I’d say he definitely has this. If not, he was still able to lift a Christmas tree above his head and throw it a good distance as a little boy. He had no problem with lifting Cindy by the leg with one arm outstretched, little girl that she is. His strength would still be under Shrek’s, I suppose. I can’t think of any other displays of strength, besides him breaking the giant monkey.
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His durability was enough to survive a high-speed crash into a wall. He eats glass. That’s all I know in that regard. But he’s also quite acrobatic, going by that chimney-diving scene. Various scenes show him as agile.
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I think Shrek’s biggest strength is his determination. The Grinch is very resourceful, though. I think he wins via weapons. He could even ram Shrek with his sleigh, although Hero’s Miracle Dodge might come into play there. Grinch doesn’t seem to have that, since he got hit by a tiny car’s explosion, a wall, and a cat two times.
Wait a moment… isn’t the Grinch a LOT smaller then a snowflake?
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I think Shrek is going to do pretty well in this fight.
oh…right Whoville is on a snowflake isn’t it……what’s he going to do to Shreks son again……tickle the inside of a blood cell?
“oh…right Whoville is on a snowflake isn’t it……what’s he going to do to Shreks son again……tickle the inside of a blood cell?”
He shall give him the “and his hart grew two(?) sizes that day” disease.
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”oh…right Whoville is on a snowflake isn’t it……what’s he going to do to Shreks son again……tickle the inside of a blood cell?”
No wonder why Shrek is looking down at him in the picture.
So this is actually “The Grinch Vs Shrek kids white blood cells”.
Dang Dr. Suess and his ubertiny worlds on snowflakes and dust specks!
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But they have snow in Whoville as well, so perhaps the snowflake was simply gigantic. I guess we’ll never know.
It is snowing in Whoville but a Snowflake is ice crystals, maybe pieces of the crystal chip off into Whoville?
Anyway, fun aside, anyone planing to change this to an actual fight?
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As is Shrek’s to big for the Grinch to actually do anything to(up to and including see), but the Grinch is to small for Shrek to do anything to(up to and including see), so… This doesn’t even count as a stomp, as they can’t even actually fight.
Whats stopping Shrek from accidentally stomping on
the grinch*
Well, I’m quite certain the Grinch was meant to be human-sized. You think we can assume that? It’s an easily-forgotten detail, after all.
@GuardianAngel1911
“Whats stopping Shrek from accidentally stomping on the Grinch”
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Ever tried stomping on a flee? That, only a million times worse.
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The Grinch could walk for years in one of the pores in Shrek’s skin, and never be able to get out of it.
Yeah, ignore the size difference.
been a while since I saw the grinch, that it was awful, but didn’t the grinch roll around in radioactive waste unprotected? Or was it simply biohazard? either way access and immunity to that kind of material might be a bit much for shrek to handle.
Shrek absolutely dominates this one. He is just so much stronger and bigger than the Grinch, I just really cant see anyway for the Grinch to harm Shrek.
What about that bit about him holding that huge sleigh back from falling over the mountain? That sleigh was loaded down with ALL of Who-ville’s Christmas–decor, presents, trees, food, EVERYTHING. And then when he finds the strength of “ten grinches plus two,” he lifts the whole bloody thing with ease. Grinch is a good deal stronger than Shrek, who can’t fight off a dozen knights piling on him.
Grinch’s claws are sharp enough to slice through glass.
But that was when he was good,in this scenario it seems he is still trying to still christmas .
……..Seriously? Welp I guess I’ll chip in my opinion..I’ll go with the guy who takes out a who ship with one glass bottle.
*steal
@Amm0vamp1r3
So……Basically the Grinch minus his best strength feat(lifting that huge a$$ sleigh)?Yeah sherk probably stomps.
I mean idk what the match poster intended but if grinch is still trying to steal christmas he has got the heart condition that gave him super strength.
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Not saying he is weak because as a kid he did toss a tree.
@Amm0vamp1r3
With such a small hearth hes not gonna bne pumping enough blood hence not gonna preform very well at all in this fight. He needs his heart that breaks the scales if he want to fight a monster who sunck a ship with a glass bottle and near stalemates 60-100 ft long dragons.
It needs to be determined whether The Grinch is in his “Christmas-stealing” phase. If he is, then he doesn’t have the strength to lift the sleigh. I think he held it from falling off of the cliff, but he couldn’t lift it until he got Christmas spirit. At least, I think that’s what happened.
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Even if it is save-X-mas spirit Grinch, though, Shrek still might be able to pull this out. He fights smart, like against the dragon. He knows a direct attack will fail, so he tries to save the princess first.
@Aelfinn
To me it seems the bigger heart gave him much more strength and energy.
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Shrek might* only be equal to christmas saving Grinch’s in strength but agility is all shreks via him dodging all thoughs projectiles & out maneuvering a dragon in shrek’s fourth movie.
“With such a small hearth hes not gonna bne pumping enough blood hence not gonna preform very well at all in this fight.”
-He’ll perform just fine. He’s agile, acrobatic, capable of leaping off a cliff and grabbing a treetop to deposit him on the ground, and surviving a rocket-powered crash into a wall. He’s quite athletic and fully capable.
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“…and near stalemates 60-100 ft long dragons.”
-I call bull. Shrek grabbed the dragon’s tail, irritated her, and got flung into a tower. It was nowhere near a stalemate.
I think shrek has the skill over grinch,he beat a bunch of guards in the wrestling match that one time while grinch doesnt really fight if i remeber correctly.
@Soulerous
“He’ll perform just fine.”
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^What I stated is hes got far better feats as a Christmas saver then stealer
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“rocket-powered crash into a wall. ”
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^Please never bring up that bad movie again.
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“I call bull”
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^Swore he was pulling it sligjhly in the firt movie and shrek and his wife had their chains shared with the beast or the chain her up with theirs. Still doesn’t debunk shrek sinking an entire ship with a single bottle.
Definitely shrek on this one guys
“What I stated is hes got far better feats as a Christmas saver then stealer”
-You stated “With such a small hearth hes not gonna bne pumping enough blood hence not gonna preform very well at all in this fight.” and I was only saying that he is perfectly capable with his small heart. He stole Christmas with it, in fact.
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“Please never bring up that bad movie again.”
-Hey, I like that movie. And it happens to be what we’re drawing feats from, so it must be brought up.
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“Still doesn’t debunk shrek sinking an entire ship with a single bottle.”
-And yet he can be subdued by a small multitude of foot soldiers and is unable to break chains, so his strength isn’t overwhelming. And considering he was being beaten by a cat until Donkey dropped him with a kick, I’d say he won’t deal with Grinch’s glass-cutting claws very well at all.
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The Grinch has the resources and technological advantage in addition, so I don’t see him losing. Plus, Jim Carrey.