Suggested by Pondering Fool
The “Grandfather” of FactPile, Master Chief (Halo) is facing off against Martian Manhunter (DC Comics) making his debut on the site.
For this fight, MC has access to a flame-thrower and also has 2 plasma grenades along with his standard load-out.
The fight takes place on Barsoom.
Who wins?
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This must have been suggested ages ago….
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Anyways Martian Manhunter rapes /thread
“This must have been suggested ages ago….”
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One could only hope. And I agree.
Hey! DC finally beat Marvel!
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Sorry for the double post, though.
MM mind rapes MC or just physically tears him a new one like Superman did.
Next match please, seriously, this better not be the only match today.
@Doughiest Treat
what do you mean DC beat Marvel?
Isn’t this guy like just afraid of fire because Mars doesn’t have any? But he’s not actually weak against it, or maybe I’m thinking of someone else.
GuardianAngel,
MC was featured in some, or a, Marvel comic. So this will be one of those rare times that DC actually beat something from Marvel.
/Obvious Marvel bias
“Next match please, seriously, this better not be the only match today.”
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I hope we get another match today….
@Combine
I think he’s mostly over that but not sure. Even if he still has that I doubt MC is going to go straight for the flamethrower, he’s probably going to say forget this I’m sticking with my ranged aimable weapons. MM doesn’t need to get close though, he rapes Master Chiefs mind and makes him relive Superman vs Master Chief for the rest of eternity.
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@Doughiest
Okay just wanted to clarify on that one.
Marvel still has better stories, just saying.
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also hasn’t Manhunter been on the site before? Or is this just his solo debut?
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and since this match is over faster than the Flashes trip around the world….how about Borderlands 2?
Yeah, this is Manhunter’s first solo match, but he was featured in a Justice League vs the Heralds of Galactus match.
Ah, well he stomps so good for him I guess.
DC things can Beat Marvel things.
superherouniverse.com/articles/fights/superman-vs-thor.jpg
it’s just you can’t beat a universe with Squirrel girl and Franklin Richards in it.
“Suggested by Pondering Fool”
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Admin must have been scrolling down the archives.
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Anyway, Martian Manhunter defeats the Chief.
@itisburgers
When Odin makes exceptions anyway
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MM is basiclly Superman with Mind rape powers.
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I didn’t even know that they still did Mc vs…
Supes and Thor are Refering to when Superman led the charge against Krona weilding Mjolnior and caps shield not when he caught it.
Hadn’t MC suffered enough?
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He’s been stomped on this site more times than I care to recall, and once even pitted against an omnipotent…
“once even pitted against an omnipotent…”
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Which one was that?
Obviously, this would be a stomp if MC had a splazor.
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SpLAzoRs FTW!!!11!!11!!! Lololol kekeke
You know it’s funny, Solid Snake’s Railgun has sort of become the Yin to MC’s Spartan Laser’s Yang. You know… without all the wanking.
*fixed
RaILgUn FTW!!1!!1!!1 Lololo kekeke
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There, now we have a railgun wanker.
“There, now we have a railgun wanker.”
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If you could prove it, but I know you can’t. You aren’t good enough for that. *pats on head*
I not unnerstand…
@Itis
eh, was more just random, I figured it wasn’t that soon after but was an interesting scan and I had it.
yea your scan is from two issues after my scan its referencing this tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/8/e8161_ORIG-SupermanHammer.jpg
sounded like he was overdosing or something, I know Thor’s powers are about equal to his in most areas so that must have been suddenly doubling all of his physical abilities.
oh and I checked it’s 2 nigh omnipotents that MC has fought (Dr. Manhattan and Q)
This match is no good
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MM stomp
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End of story
Yeah that’s why no one is actually discussing it.
Can’t you just feel the nostalgia?
Been ages since I have posted on this site. Can’t believe this is what brought me back. Anyhow, I had put many a suggestions, never thought this would make it. Anyhow, this is a stump on so many levels (I myself admit it). I would rather have had the Martian Manhunter against Thor or something akin to that.
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master chief v.s. oscar the grouch
Is there a way to get a match posted without paying anything
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(yes, I’m cheap)
“Is there a way to get a match posted without paying anything”
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Oh you don’t have to pay at all if you don’t want to. Just that payed matches usually take priority.
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www.factpile.com/2561-battle-requests-2/
Wow, having Pondering Fool comeback to comment, an unexpected surprise.
Ma$TuR Ch3!F useS dah Haloz and kilz ‘em.
@Messenger OriginalA
NO, HE USES SCARAB GUNS!!!!!
But in all seriousness aside, welcome back to the match suggestor!
@Pondering Fool
Glorious to have you with us once more, 1st AHEM returns to the site, now you reappear after all these years.
Pleased to meet you in person, sir.
Pondering Fool returns, this is an unexpected surprise
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Welcome back PF
I too must agree with commander cross. i’ve heard good things about you Pondering Fool.
Dang. Master chief just can’t catch a break on this site lol:tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
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Poor guy. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.
“MM is basiclly Superman with Mind rape powers”
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Meh, currently he seems to be less invulnerable relying more on shapeshifting/intangiblility.
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Anyway MM mind rapes this.
Also what with the chief stomp, I thought FP had gotten past that?
Must have been suggested a long ass time ago
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Plus I thought Kratos was the whipping boy now
I thought it was dresden (not whipping boy per say) but he does show up alot
No, Kratos is the whipping boy seeing as he’s lost alot of matches recently due to fantards making him look bad
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Dresden gets more positive attention
Some blowk’s “butthurt” lol
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Swore lara croft is the new one. after losing to the chief…..
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We need to have a tribute to mc and his similarities to kenny of southpark.
ahhhh ok i get , yea the ghost of sparta does seem to get alot of matches he seems to lose.
“Swore lara croft is the new one. after losing to the chief…..”
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“Some blowk’s “butthurt” lol”
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Prove it then (good job at spelling bloke, genius)
“ahhhh ok i get , yea the ghost of sparta does seem to get alot of matches he seems to lose.”
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Yeah, FP has had several whipping boys:
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Master Chief, Xena, Dante, Lara Croft, Kratos (this is in order btw)
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i love slowpoke :3
yea lara croft vs an unarmed space marine……
“yea lara croft vs an unarmed space marine”
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And vs Link, vs MC, vs Samus and vs Tetsuo (horrid psonic rape btw)
What ever sheila
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Yeah laras the main buttmonkey of the site now while mcgrath,harry and sephy are like the few with few or no losses yet.
no matter what the fact pile match is it ends up StealthRanger v.s. Rhododendron i say we cut out the middle man and send this match in to factpile
“What ever sheila”
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How old are you 10?
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P.S: You never answered my question, way to prove my point that you always change the subject in a debate
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“sephy”
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Sephy has lost several times on this site, easily
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“Yeah laras the main buttmonkey of the site now”
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Uh… that was 2011, what time are you living in?
@ka-tet19
Meh hes/she’s the troll aggressor. I’m just the fan boy guy who decides to sometimes play along.
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I’m still surprised he hasn’t been banned.
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Anyway I’m going for a movie soon so ill not be debating much longer today.
“Meh hes/she’s the troll aggressor. I’m just the fan boy guy who decides to sometimes play along.”
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You cannot play the victim any longer gendrons. Especially when its as much your fault as anyones
Well I’m in a different time then you sort of. I’m in fall and your in spring(Why not go and hit the beach).
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Naw the 10 year old was the guy with an iq of over 5000
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Sorry then replace sephy with megas
@Rhodo
are you actually Australian or just using some terminology from Australia’s unique English and English Slang? Honestly curious since I rarely see people use those terms.
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honestly I’m not sure who the current butt monkey of the site is, MC may make a come back if this isn’t careful, Dresden’s been winning or deadlocking against most his opponents, Kratos is somewhat in bad shape with mutiple losses and a stomp or two against him.
“Well I’m in a different time then you sort of. I’m in fall and your in spring”
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We’re in different seasons, not different years
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“(Why not go and hit the beach).”
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I live in an inland city and its fairly cold
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“honestly I’m not sure who the current butt monkey of the site is”
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Kratos is. First MC,then Xena, then Dante, then Lara now Kratos. Remember?
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“Kratos is somewhat in bad shape with mutiple losses and a stomp or two against him.”
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At least 3 or 4 were stomps afaik. Only 2 were legit
“You cannot play the victim any longer ”
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^admits their the aggressor in this petty feud.
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” when its as much your fault ”
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^shifts blame after admitting they’re the main aggressor. Ah so hypocritical . So funny
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Nice new gravitar btw . New flavor of the month?
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@Back on topic
We need to have a match about mc getting revenge on his loses (maybe give him temporary reality warping)
“admits their the aggressor in this petty feud.”
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Strawman, and I was calling you out for pretending to be the victim
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“shifts blame after admitting they’re the main aggressor”
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I meant as much your fault as it is mine or anyones, yet another strawman, where have I not seen that before
MC vs Charlie Brown and friends? that vengeance enough?
lol lets do a what if of if masterchief actually was strong enough to win all the fights he got put in on factpile
@GuardianAngel1911
“are you actually Australian or just using some terminology from Australia’s unique English and English Slang? Honestly curious since I rarely see people use those terms.”
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^Nope the troll I’m chatting with is Australian. I’m just teasing him for releasing such personal info and for what he did to the dbz fan(What im doing’s a lot nicer then him calling other “fucktards” in my opinion).
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@others
Different days too. so yeah I am in a “different time” but not to such a high degree.
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I personally prefer winter. snows the best weather imo.
@ka-tet19
Yeas that would be fun
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I think mc may need to become neigh omnipotent for that lol. (mc vs pc superman)
@ka-tet
He’d be more powerful than Superman Doctor Manhattan and Q
@Rhodo
okay was just curious like I said don’t see the nation specific words of Australia used often.
@Ka-tet19
That could work.
“I’m just teasing”
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>pretends to be the victim
>admits to teasing
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Contradiction much? Plus you admitted you were Canadian once on one thread so yeah
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“what he did to the dbz fan”
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No matter how many times you bring that or anything else up it doesn’t even matter because, well,it blew over fast, hell almost nobody even *cares*
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But you, you’re the reason so many people have either been commenting alot less than they’d like to, retiring to FPT or jumping ship and moving to other sites (I think other vets have mentioned you), because your an idiot, nothing more
@GuardianAngel1911
It’s okay. I don’t mind the curriosity. I never used such terms in my 9 months anyway.
lol imagine playing halo with a master chief that powerful
“lol lets do a what if of if masterchief actually was strong enough to win all the fights he got put in on factpile”
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A dreadfully boring scenario that would only be left to assumptions.
“A dreadfully boring scenario that would only be left to assumptions.”
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Petty much this
Nope I’m not the victim(never stated that mate
). but the bystander who’s decided to intervene every now and then. My teasing is very light hearted. your insults to others are not.
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So? Their aren’t many insult’s to the #1 best country to live in….
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P.S love how you decided to siphoned through months and months of posts for that lol.
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Funny the dbz fan made it to fpt. and so have you.(Ive read a few threads). They seem not to much care weather I’d join or not. Honestly I won’t though. because that would be a waste of more of my time and I got plans for today/the year.
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Yeah a few people note you as a troll buddy. And for some reason you REALLY crave my attention(I don’t know why or much care.)
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Any way sheila this chats been fun, But I gotta run to see a new movie (hope it ain’t sold out)
@ka-tet19
I think that games called asuras wrath…..
i never played that but i heard you literally just have to button mash the entire game
“Nope I’m not the victim”
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“Meh hes/she’s the troll aggressor. I’m just the fan boy guy who decides to sometimes play along.”
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I’m sorry, whats that again?
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“#1 best country to live in”
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Subjective
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“love how you decided to siphoned through months and months of posts for that lol”
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It’s called memory, I just happened to remember that seeing as I was somewhat involved in that thread
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“Funny the dbz fan made it to fpt. and so have you”
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Your point?
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“because that would be a waste of more of my time”
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You sound like DReager1, I’m calling you DReager2 from now on
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“Yeah a few people note you as a troll buddy”
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Yeah, a few, against a majority who despise you
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“And for some reason you REALLY crave my attention”
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Even if that is true, you always seem to give it to me everytime
“Been ages since I have posted on this site. Can’t believe this is what brought me back. Anyhow, I had put many a suggestions, never thought this would make it. Anyhow, this is a stump on so many levels (I myself admit it). I would rather have had the Martian Manhunter against Thor or something akin to that.”
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We would love to see you on more.
Is that a guy in a Master Chief costume?
“Is that a guy in a Master Chief costume?”
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Indeed it is.
Swore they did a study of litteracy,capital per person etc and canada ranked #1 in liveability. It’s also supposedly the seventh most peacfull country and second ‘happiest’. due to a few other studies.
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I know what I wrote. I never called my self the victim. just that I sometimes choose to ‘play along’.
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Awww. We have pet names
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Bull. We both know teens have short attention spans. It’s adorable you study all my posts so well though.
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So thats why your feelings were hurt for me calling you a waste of my time. I’m sorry but long distance relationships get WAY too complicated.
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@On-topic
Great to see some if the vets returning
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Anyway lets ‘try’ and suggest a match for mc that isn’t a stomp for either side.
MC and noble team vs both teams from borderlands (if dont right maybe it isnt a stomp for either side)
Showing off a nation’s prosperity is rather boorish.
“I never called my self the victim”
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No, but you strongly implied you were by saying i’m the aggressor
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“just that I sometimes choose to ‘play along’.”
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Actions speak louder than words
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Amirite Mr. “He’s the one engaging me!”?
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“Awww. We have pet names”
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No, just you DReager2
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“We both know teens have short attention spans”
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I’m not a teen. And I said long term memory, not attention spans fucktard
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“So thats why your feelings were hurt for me calling you a waste of my time”
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That was a joke you retard, at your original (and failed) attempt at ignoring me
@TheSorrow
Now that you mention it your right. Sorry about that…
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Well is their any one chief can fight that wont turn into a stomp for either side?
“Well is their any one chief can fight that wont turn into a stomp for either side?”
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Sam Gideon?
Dresden stomps MC….
Kratos probably stomps him…..
a Space Marine would stomp him……
maybe a dozen or so stormtroopers….
Implied=subjective
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A little up front are we?
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I did call you ‘shelia’ more then once . So yeah.
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So the account info for ya on naruto forums that nz posted on link vs carnifex is a lie now?
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Yeah you stated it twice and messed up the second time(I just checked the posts). showing somthing a little more then a joke.
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Getting flustered are we?
@lowk
I don’t know who that is care to elaborate
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@gaurdianangel
Yeah mc can’t catch a break on site. I’m starting to feel bad for him.
“Implied=subjective”
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Anyone with half a brain could see through your attempts at playing victim
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“So the account info for ya on naruto forums that nz posted on link vs carnifex is a lie now?”
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Changing the subject again are we now? *sigh* Classic gendrons tactic
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“Yeah you stated it twice and messed up the second time(I just checked the posts). showing somthing a little more then a joke.”
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Someone doesn’t get the meaning of a joke…. why am I not shocked……
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By the way, doesn’t change the fact that even IF I did crave your attention, you seem to give it to me everytime, which you’re just attempting to shift the goal posts….. again
Sheila we both know your the one who was actually flaming. Me being the ‘nice guy’ actually tries to be supportive of newbies via teaching them right off the bat the rules(instead of calling them ‘fucktards’ and other stuff that clogs up threads and can be easily cleared up negating further miss understandings)
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Lol I gottcha their didn’t I?
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If you didn’t ‘care’ about my attention why were you trying so hard?(also love how you brought it up again prooving you did actually have you feelings hurt. hecj you even hada rant about me on mario v sonic v crash v spyro after I started ignoring you)
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No Im not shifting goals I’m just pointing stuff out I’ve noticed tis all.
Also I give it because I’m a nice guy and decided to throw you a bone once in a while.
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on topic:Seriously we should give mc the ‘bravery’ award. Look at the opponents he fights and just keeps comming for more lol.
Has MC fought the guy from section 8 or vanquish ?
“I don’t know who that is care to elaborate”
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Scientist.
Gun turns into different weapons.
Suit provides enhanced speed, strength, and mobility.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rC5seWAGyY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Guess it’d be sort of like a “Tech vs Soldier” kind of thing.
“Has MC fought the guy from section 8 or vanquish ?”
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Section 8 guy was in a group match.
@lowk
I’ll check it as soon as I’m on my pc. I just finished a movie and using a mobile device that doesn’t support html5….
“we both know your the one who was actually flaming”
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Attempt at playing the victim, again
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“Me being the ‘nice guy’ actually tries to be supportive of newbies via teaching them right off the bat the rules”
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Watch out guys, we got a badass over here!
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“instead of calling them ‘fucktards’ and other stuff”
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I’m just an aggressive anaylist, detesting stupidity as I see fit, like Cypher or Sorrow
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“hecj you even hada rant about me on mario v sonic v crash v spyro after I started ignoring you”
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No, just informing newbies that you hope are so gullible to buy your empty stories about you
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“If you didn’t ‘care’ about my attention why were you trying so hard?”
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Who said anything about trying anything?
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“also love how you brought it up again”
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As in getting the point into your head. You got that yet? Fucktard?
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“prooving you did actually have you feelings hurt”
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Proves how? (nice job as spelling “proves” btw, genius)
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“No Im not shifting goals”
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Please, everyone ’round here knows that shifting goal posts is your M.O.
so this is basically the new save MC from more stomps thread? ironic with it being a stomp.
Meh, I don’t care, MC is lame, there are better characters out there
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Just that MC getting stomped was so 3 years ago
yeah, planning a Luke Skywalker vs Starkiller match should be badass if done right.
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also thinking of South Park vs Family Guy universe match.