Suggested by jacob pearson
Here we have the first political entry on FactPile. President Barack Obama faces off in a ring against Mitt Romney in a no holds barred fight.
Who wins?
Suggested by jacob pearson
Here we have the first political entry on FactPile. President Barack Obama faces off in a ring against Mitt Romney in a no holds barred fight.
Who wins?
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Oh look, its one of those matches that will get very little attention
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ZZZZZ…..
Due to the fact that the youtubes doesn’t know how to stop beating me over the head with the fact that Mitt Romney is an avid holocaust supporter who likes to murder babies while playing football with puppies, sleep with underaged prostitutes, sell drugs to children, shut of power to hospitals and orphanages, kill police officers, paramedics, and firemen and enjoys loitering outside retirement homes dressed as the Grim Reaper. I’m going to have to say that between Mitt and Obama that Cthulhu wins this hands down.
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A word of wisdom to all you stupid muthafuckas. Why vote “the lesser of two evils” when you can just go balls to the wall crazy and vote for the most evil thing out there
Obama hands down. Mitt is the Republic equivalent of Ker-.. oh what was his name? He was so boring I don’t even remember.
@Lancer
This is why this site needs a rep system.
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Amazing post.
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You win all the internets.
MR is a bloodthirsty veteran who hate atheists, gay, low class worker, asian, Russian, so yeah, in a brawl fight, he gonna win.
No way, he’s so boring, he couldn’t win a fist fight with a puppy. He’d just lock it to the roof of his car.
Oh wait.. I just realized that in comparison.. I can’t think of any crazy ass shit on Obama. Maybe he is the more boring one.
Do we have any feats for either of them? Is anyone ftl or what? I heard that Obama can destroy solar systems. But that might be hyperbole since Mitt only said he can.
@Zol
depends on if you believe the antichrist rumors that were floating around during the last election.
Barry all day. Mitt would be to busy pandering to Obama, talking about how he has always been an avid fan of Kenya, he than has Usain Bolt come out and take a lap with the Kenyan flag, Mitt doesn’t realize this ceremony makes no sense, Mitt seems even more out of touch than he currently appears.
This guy is unreal.
Isn’t Mitt has some sort of time travel, or far seeing ability ? Cause he claimed that he will shut down the America embassy in Iran, something that didn’t exist ?
Depends, can Mitt pay for a trained body double who knows Kung Fu?
Obama vs Bush: the man who can swat any fly vs the man who can dodge any shoe.
Mitt Romney seems like a better choice for the elections.
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However, Obama seems like those one of those charismatic people who can lie to you with a straight face AND convince you that he’s right. And he plays basketball. But in a straight up fight, bitch slapping isn’t too effective. But apparently he’s the antichrist, so he’s got something, right?
“Do we have any feats for either of them? Is anyone ftl or what? I heard that Obama can destroy solar systems. But that might be hyperbole since Mitt only said he can.”
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Mitt Romney has the power of chromosome manipulation this allows him to make people autistic/deformed so he can make fun of them easier
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Also shame on you for forgetting the bone-claw wolverine thread vs. Dante (I may be wrong) where we discovered that EVERYTHING is FTL
@Lancer
I know everything’s FTL, right?
Scott Pilgrim’s FTL, 300 is FTL, even WE are FTL!!!
@Lancer
I wasn’t part of that. So yeah… FTL is a stupid concept.
@zolanius
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Fine be that way but remember Cthulhu 2012!
I’m sorry?
I do believe that Obama has ftl feats, and I think in one particular comic he managed to lift the white house with his pinkie.
I thought that was only a dream sequence. A spell used to distract him from the economy.
Neither.
…. This may be stereotypical but on average black genetic make up (there is no PC way to say this so meh) they trend to produce more muscle fibers. Coupled with the fact that we know he plays basketball, even if in recreation, would give him some stamina. Romney I can’t debate as I know nothing. So how’s that for a post on them fighting that doesn’t involve lolmarvel esque phrases. FTL….
Neither of them seem like they would be particularly good fighters…
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They’d probably just come up with some ridiculous “Pen is mightier than the sword” bit while fighting eachother and decide to settle the fight with words… at which point we tun off the program and go back to watching matches with fictional characters (although some people might consider Obama to be a fictional character….)
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This would be a boring fight to watch regardless of how it goes… (Unless we throw in weapons Thunderdome-style…. or have them fight in the Thunderdome… I like that idea…)
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At any rate, on the political side of things… well… lets see our options from a better perspective…
www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154584/lets-get-out-and-vote-music-montage#tab=related
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Oh and, don’t forget your obliged to choose….
www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104400/vote-or-die#tab=related
I will say this…
Obama has youth on Romney.
I think.
Fuck Mitt Romney. He was caught in so many lies that even the Republicans don”t want to fuck with him. Obama is going to win this election again hands down. And I’m perfectly ok with that. He did give me more money towards my tuition and more money to my Grandmas SSI.
^They are dead even in recent polls.
Is that Obama picture real?
@NZ Yeah, it’s from when he was in college.
“@NZ Yeah, it’s from when he was in college.”
Lol.
BTW, that’s a joint he’s smoking in case you couldn’t tell.
“BTW, that’s a joint he’s smoking in case you couldn’t tell.”
I know.
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He’s running our country, everybody……
He’s better than Mitt The Twit…
He’s running our country, everybody……
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Judging him for shit he has done when he was in college isn’t really fair. College is when all the experimenting happens. If someone told me they never at least smoked weed and banged a minimum of 10 women while in college I’d be surprised. That’s what’s college is all about. Learn in the day time. Party at night. Go to class with the meanest hangover the next day. Drink a redbull with some aspirin and do it again. Repeat said process every week for the first 2 years.
Besides that the man is 50 years old meaning that pic must have been taken at least 30 years ago. Oh shit that means Barack grew up in the Seventies. He must have been getting high as a kite.
Also, if we’re bringing up stupid things the candidates did when they were younger, Romney and his friends attacked a gay kid and cut his hair against his will in high school.
“Also, if we’re bringing up stupid things the candidates did when they were younger, Romney and his friends attacked a gay kid and cut his hair against his will in high school.”
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Exactly. Besides that weed isn’t even that serious. Its not like he smoked PCP or some shit. They probably gonna make weed legal within the next 5-10 years. We have a black President so I’m convinced anything concerning politics is possible now.
Obama uses lightsaber,he wins.
@Darthgrim
I think we should have a rep system.
Im inclined to go with the black guy because of my instincts
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“He’s running our country, everybody……”
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George bush did coke tho
ReDruM is MurDeR backwards.
I knew this before watching The Shining.
Actually Obama is in the Air Gear manga, and he can fight pretty well and can use a gun pretty effectively.
@crimson sentry
Link?
“ReDruM is MurDeR backwards.
I knew this before watching The Shining.”
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Yep. Red Rum is also used in some of my spell work. Rum is a great alcohol. Good for drinks, spells, cooking, and cakes.
Byaukuya vs marluxia
“Yep. Red Rum is also used in some of my spell work. Rum is a great alcohol. Good for drinks, spells, cooking, and cakes.”
I meant it as it could mean that you are Murder.
“I meant it as it could mean that you are Murder”
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He’s midnite
Is EU allowed? Because there is a game where Obama fights aliens.
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Obama probably has an endurance advantage, given his basketball skills. However he does (or did) smoke. Romney may be able to exploit this. Barack, though, has an advantage in speed (as far as I’ve seen). He’s a fly-timer. Any one got a speed-feat for Romney.
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Does anyone have a durability feat for either one?
If we’re going by EU there’s a comic in which Obama is quite literally Superman…
I bet that if Mitt become the president, he’ll start at least another war, not little one like Libya bombardment, but an all-out war like Iraq.
I can’t find out how much they weigh, but apparently Mitt Romney stands one inch taller than Barack at 6’2″. He also looks more heavily built (without being fat), but is less athletic than Obama, I believe.
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Barack is younger too, so may very well give him an edge. But really, it could go either way.
“Mitt Romney seems like a better choice for the elections.
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However, Obama seems like those one of those charismatic people who can lie to you with a straight face AND convince you that he’s right. And he plays basketball. But in a straight up fight, bitch slapping isn’t too effective. But apparently he’s the antichrist, so he’s got something, right?”
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Umm. No Romney isn’t the better choice for the elections. He royally fucked Massachusetts. My family there who are republicans are voting against him.
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“Also, if we’re bringing up stupid things the candidates did when they were younger, Romney and his friends attacked a gay kid and cut his hair against his will in high school.”
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And stuck his dog to the roof of his car during a trip from Boston to Ontario.
Yeah, this election is….not one with a wide variety, I’m hoping there will be a good third party candidate, not getting my hopes too high but I’d rather hope for it.
Umm…Jack, if I recalled right, the True Antichrist in question has to be born naturally blind in one-eye, instead of having gone blind or one of the eyes was removed in kombat.
look up president of the US in air gear manga on google
@Crimson
Was he blind in just one eye, though?
well he switched bodies with a little girl lol, but no he didn’t go blind in one eye if I can remember correctly.
@Crimson Sentry
Since he wasn’t born blind in one-eye, he can’t be the AntiChrist so much as the worst that could happen is that he’d be the next worst thing.
That’s just worst case scenario(or at least worst ‘known’ case scenario) to contend with, though, pray it doesn’t happen.
Didn’t Obama get a higher level of secret service than any other president? So does that count as standard load out?
“I meant it as it could mean that you are Murder.”
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SHUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS FACE BITCH!
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I always read the name Re DruM due to capitalization.
“I always read the name Re DruM due to capitalization.”
-Same here.
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As far as Romney’s impact on Massachusetts, I think this article is correct.
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Not that it has any impact on the fight at hand. I think the point of this is to forget all that political stuff and ease our pent-up frustration by imagining Romney and Obama brawling. Which I’m hoping we have the capacity to do.
www.cracked.com/article_18892_5-insane-barack-obama-comic-books-you-wont-believe-are-real.html
“Since he wasn’t born blind in one-eye, he can’t be the AntiChrist”
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CC, I posted that Obama is supposedly the antichrist due to what some republicans said back in 2008. Remember? i.e. sarcasm
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Hermit, I’m glad to see that someone else also uses Cracked. Most people use 9GAG today.
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Jackn8r, I’m so sorry for having an opinion on whom I’d prefer as the next U.S President. Please accept this oh so sincere apology.
I have a feeling that this debate will lead to some “Obama fact” and “Mitt fact”
” However, Obama seems like those one of those charismatic people who can lie to you with a straight face AND convince you that he’s right. ”
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That is the definition of a politician. It is a necessary job skill not only in politics, but also for lawyers and used car salesman.
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With both congress and the house deadlocked like it has been for the last four years or so it is possible that neither one would be able to get much done, but just in case I would vote for Obama since he is reasonably forward thinking and seems to have a solid sense of reality while Rommney seems to be stuck somewhere in the last century and cannot tell the difference between reality and realty.
“As far as Romney’s impact on Massachusetts, I think this article is correct.”
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That only covered a small portion of his impact: thinkprogress.org/progress-report/five-facts-about-mitt-romneys-massachusetts-economy/
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“Jackn8r, I’m so sorry for having an opinion on whom I’d prefer as the next U.S President. Please accept this oh so sincere apology.”
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I was just pointing out that I wouldn’t prefer him. I gave reasons why though.
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@CC
Lol
“I was just pointing out that I wouldn’t prefer him. I gave reasons why though.”
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You stated something, but you didn’t really show anything to substantiate your claims.
@Doughiest Treat
What would I need then? I explained why I didn’t really like him as a person and said after what he did to Massachusetts I wouldn’t want him running a country. I posted a link with a couple examples why.
Sorry for double post.
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To add to that^^
I didn’t make any claims, I stated my opinion. (Not denying you yours) How are you sayin I didn’t substantiate anything when I did more than you?
I don’t think political views count as speed or strength feats, guys.
That’s what I was saying. But this thread has died, anyway.
Do we count Jib Jab as canon for Barack Obama? If so:
www.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama
There’s an actual poll. 58% say Obama, 22% Romney. Obama wins.
polls out there have flipped now, Romney’s ahead.
So.. if we award FPA’s to football teams for winning superbowl matches, why hasn’t Obama gotten his FPA for winning a much bigger match than some ball game?
@Sauro
well I suppose he deserves it since it was a close race.
I’d call it average, to be honest, with the media attempting to make it look like it was close, and Fox attempting to make it look like it’d be heavily in Romney’s favor, which further gave the impression that Barry was riding on a wire thin margin at best. Polls (well, not “unskewed polls” LOL) suggested otherwise of course, and then the polls turns out to be right.