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How would you react?
Would you try to make friends with him or call a government agency?
How would your family/friends/etc react to this, and etc?
What If…A non-hostile Elite suddenly appeared in your House?
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Uh, exactly like the picture?
He must’ve got lost in a wormhole and somehow went back (time) 100odd years.
Then I’ll know Halo comes to pass o_O
Everyone I know would be freaked the Hell out. And, really, short of rolling tanks down my street, the government can’t take him. How’ll they hurt him? But, I do live two blocks from DC, soo…
Hide your Halo games so he doesn’t get offended.
ask him: So… Evil dead or Dracula?
…Hm.. Well, I’ve always been a fan of trying new foods.
“How would you react?”
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First like “Holy Shit!”, then as I calm down, I’d probably be thinking this is the coolest thing ever. I’d hope it was Henry, one of the coolest Elites out there.
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“Would you try to make friends with him or call a government agency?”
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Definately friends. It would be like ET, except instead of calling home, he’d being playing Xbox with me, and instead of being a defensless toad, he has super strength and agility. Need help moving furniture? Henry’s your man.
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“How would your family/friends/etc react to this, and etc?”
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Friends would probably think its awesome, but I probably wouldn’t give word of Henry to my family, especially my mom’s side of things (and from there, especially my mother, she works in township government with ties to state government, and she never shuts her mouth). That would be pretty easy now though. I live something like 2,000 miles away from them anyways.
i would play halo with him
I smell sitcom!
Um, have him read me bedtime stories, obviously
“I smell sitcom!”
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Implying that the government decided not to “interrogate” it.
they can try to interrogate him!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
50 x red dots = Elite doesn’t have much of a choice
“except instead of calling home, he’d being playing Xbox with me”
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Don’t let him play halo.
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Help hide him. I mean hes non hostile and he basically as far away from home as he’ll get no need to go all alien conspiracy on him and get government involved.
Just to note If they needed to I pretty sure the government could take him one one elite. Probably wouldn’t go down easily but they do hav the resources.
Th fact that he comes from a popular game could also help either to hide(guy cos-playing or for a movie) or get help from others who wouldn’t freak out.
He’d be my bodyguard xD
“I smell sitcom!”
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Make it happen.
“I smell sitcom!”
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And now back to My Covenant Roommate!
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But seriously, I would make friends with him in an instant. I would also try to learn as much as possible from him. Fuck no I wouldn’t call the feds. We would chill out, play some PS3, and party together. My friends would be excited too.
he shows me the needeler “you know ho to use one of these?” i hand him a blunt “you know how to use one of these?”
He can work, you know?
Somewhere?
He could put on some clothe and a hat, call himself chavez or rodriges because nobody knows what his talking about.
Is try to learn as much of his/her/its technology as I could, barring language difficulties. Even if it were inapplicable today my progeny could user it to better mankind and get rich lol
Cloths for an 8+ foot tall humanoid alien? Who has that kind of clothing in their house lol? Even if you did dress him up, how many steps outside your house is he going to take before someone sees him, realizes that he has goat legs, a split mouth, Grey skin, and screams or calls the cops, or both?
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Btw, how are you going to feed him? He may be from another world, but he still needs to eat. I don’t think his poor mandibles will be able to keep food like cereal from falling out.
I would name him Fluffy, the alien who loves!
Cookie for reference.
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But we would be the best of friends.
I would probably freak out then find the closest scientist/mechanic and try to reverse engineer his stuff. While having fun playing Xbox of course.
Brain him while he’s still dazed from impact with a pruning hook, then skin and gut him and consume his flesh to obtain his powers.
Well, as long as he is non-hostile, I guess I’d let him stay with me.
And who knows? He could become America’s secret weapon in the wars, lol.
But first things first: I would need to find him a girlfriend!
@Hitman
Red vs. Blue right?
What Tails? His/her hand isn’t good enough fot him/her? Plenty of teenagers and lonely people survive off of it!
@Reaper
Here is your cookie as promised! (::)
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I will give you a hug if you remember who.
I would let him bite me once, just so i understand the concept otherwise i just have him to flip cars during roadrage.
“he shows me the needeler “you know ho to use one of these?” i hand him a blunt “you know how to use one of these?”” best idea on all the internets, be like hey dealer give me a QP or get turned to dogfood by my alien.
@Turtle
Lawl!
“Btw, how are you going to feed him?”
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It seems in Halo that most creatures can eat the same food. Grunts eat a high-nutrient (Probably cheap and horrible tasting) sludge, and occasionally humans (suggesting that they share somewhat of a similar diet). Jackals eat human-harvested fruits, and occasionally humans. Brutes eat meat, and I’m guessing elites won’t break the “we can eat each others food” trend.
If he spoke English, then I’d play some Halo with him.
@Hitman
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Ummmm, shit I don’t remember that part…..hug anyway?
The moment when a sensitive friend walks in
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“How would you react”
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Afraid, or confused.
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“Would you try to make friends with him or call a government agency?”
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Knowing my friends and the people around me, no to both.
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The hard part for me is communication, what he wants, and how I’m going to hide him.
“The hard part for me is communication”
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He knows basic Shakespearian English…
*as do all Elites from Halo*
I’m afraid of ending up like Tucker from RvsB.
LOL, probably the first Alien contact on earth and the first human to make contact got pregnant, I don’t like that at all, so seperate beds it is.
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It would be funny to see him talk while playing Halo, probably saying things like “Demon armor is not that strong” or get mad and flip the sofa, the table or the TV.
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And you just can’t leave him alone, next time you get back home he could be breaking the walls, breaking your plates, domesticating your pets (oreat them), he could kick open your doors if he doesn’t know how to pen them.
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With an elite as a friend, comes great responsibility.
“He knows basic Shakespearian English…
*as do all Elites from Halo*”
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That’s not what I meant by communication.
How do I tell him he is from the future or a fiction universe?
How do I keep him a hidden when he doesn’t understand what are the consequences of what might happen? etc.
Telling him might make him confused, in denial, or angry. It could lead to panic.
It could also lead to problems and conflict, I should add.
We will get into a Taxi, and be taken to a bar, and drink it. Then we are going to start a fight with 10 men, and win. Then we will make use of a truly staggering amount of whores, some of whom, we may have been married to. Then we will buy drugs. In fact we will each show them a large pillow case and tell them to fill them with drugs.
Tau43 has the idea.
I’d make him my friend. Play Xbox and keep him safe.
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Next I’d reverse engineer his tech. I’d create a replica of his armor for myself. I’d slowly create a band of followers and take over the world!!!
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Probably not just play Xbox and make a lot of cool crap. Though it’d be hard to hide him from my parents.
“I smell sitcom!”
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Can the ultimate Illegal Alien survive in the Deep American South? Find out in this week’s episode of E.T. The Extra-Texan.
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I would probably just take him to either Witch Mountain or Devil’s Tower and hope for the best.
I make friends with him
I’d probably try to kill him… So i could go down in history as the first (and possibly only) human to ever be responsible for a galactic incident. But that could just be the drugs talking… drugs? what drugs? i dunno, but i must have taken some, because i am seeing an alien in my fucking house o_O
“how would you react”
at first holy shit an elite after that i would beg him to teach me his language and show me every thing he knows
“how would your family/friends/etc react to this”
i would probably explain the situation to my family (they are very understanding) and my friends would probably be jealous
suffice to say i would keep him in my house and learn what i can from him, maybe use covenant cloak tech to sneak in to a few places.
“Cookie for reference.”
Red vs Bl– Dangit I-REAPER-I beat me to it….
“I will give you a hug if you remember who.”
Caboose!
1. I would ask if the Elite would teach me Elite martial arts.
2. I’d see if I could find someone to reverse engineer it’s tech and see if they can fix the problems(range, muzzle velocity, etc) and see if I can enhance myself to superhuman capacity.
3. Once I have the Elite’s tech and skills, become a mercenary with it and become rich.
4. Once I’ve gotten enough money, retire and write a book about my adventures with the Elite.
5. Get book turned into movie.
6. Get a reality TV show with the Elite.
“We will get into a Taxi, and be taken to a bar, and drink it. Then we are going to start a fight with 10 men, and win. Then we will make use of a truly staggering amount of whores, some of whom, we may have been married to. Then we will buy drugs. In fact we will each show them a large pillow case and tell them to fill them with drugs.”
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“Tau43 has the idea.”
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And then we shall continue to board a private Phantom to Vegas, and proceed to redefine the term “Sin City”. Then as we leave, with twin show girls on each hip, we burn it down.
I can keep going with misadventures if you want.
I would hang out with him so hard.
SO HARD
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I-I’m afraid to ask..
i would show him the joys of pot couse who can say they smoked pot w/ an alien O_o
Tau keep going man
I guess I’d give him a place to stay (provided he pays rent). You know until hes back on his feet via getting him a job i guess at a desk job. Then I could relax knowing I helped turn him into a functional member of society.
I would feed him, and bathe him, and love him forevers and name him Carlos.We goin to need a lot of newspaper.
@|-REAPER-|
You can’t play ps3 with him. He’s an Xbox exclusive b***ch!! We play halo on Xbox. Yes.
“Tau keep going man”
-Alrighty then.
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Then before our livers give out we make a quick stop to have our blood detoxed. We then leave Earth, and meet up with a Covenant cruiser. We were sucked into a rift in reality, and stuck there…until we learned to control it. We then surfed every future and reality, sampling fine drinks, women…women of other races, and technology.
That’s right. Interdimensional pimps.
That Elite looks like a moocher. I bet it doesn’t even pay rent on time.
Sorry Reaper but CH1C4N0444 got it right…
*Hugs CH1C4N0444 *
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Fine you can have a hug too Reaper!
I could see him drinking from the toilet when he gets thirsty.
@TheSorrow
Yeah your probably right. If he doesn’t give rent ill give him my own personal eviction notice and a strongly worded letter. i figure id be lenient enough to let him pay double next month…
Wounder what his reaction to me being a Sony fan would be??? Oh well hes already broken the forth wall once
dude his kind are killed in an Xbox game how do u think he’ed feel
“dude his kind are killed in an Xbox game how do u think he’ed feel”
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um.. Grand Theft Auto?
@jhud
Right guess I’d be one of the lucky ones in that case. I do not envy though’s who wanna play halo with him…..
An instinct honed from years of Halo games would force my hand to stab him in the eye with a knife and again in the neck. Sell the armor on ebay, keep weapons for myself, shed single tear on what could have been a great friendship. oh and dump the body on my neighbors lawn. I dont want the media frenzy that would come from a murdered alien found on earth.
@Hitman H94 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs8VzJEMljQ&feature=BFa&list=ELB7KY3TBxJ3w 2:40 What do I get for finding the episode that you referenced?
I’d kick his ass at Metroid Prime 2 multiplayer.
I would first probably scream and go for the nearest nerf gun in my house. Later then I would probably calm down and then teach him english unless he already can like in halo 3/ ending of 2.
Then, if he had a really long name like grhugiekn dhfggnridhion or whatever the elites names are, I would give him a short and easy nick name, like Derpasaurus or somthing. Later, I would introduce him to everyone I know, teach him the rules of the internet, buy him a t-shirt that says, “I am friends with a human and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” (classic xD), and I would get him a map and a skype so we can talk when he leaves and he can find his way back to reunite and visit.
if it was a girl=3 humans 1 alien foursome.
guy=2 guys 1 alien 1 woman foursome.
i am of course one of the men involved.
@ToasterBoxx
Elite names usually aren’t too long or hard to pronounce; some examples being Thel Vadam, Rtas Vadam, Usze Taham, Fal Chavamee, and so on.
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@cdowg
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@columbine
what?
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You are one ridiculously horny person xD
its not my falt that the adult art on newgrounds.com is filled with dicks tits and shits amoung otherthings,although is do like t and e rated games\movies and ocaisonaly m if its just for voilence and not saxual countants.
damn you sha_man and other users especialy ones with lots of dickgirls!DAMN YOU!
the underscore was to keep it anonymous who he is,also it might actualy be sha_ master,i forget.
or bribe him for fake id and get cool gadgets by offering id that says he is a human with a rare phyiscal disorder and stuff
this is so important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tbh i probably just sit there for like 10 mins staring. then i’d just be like wanna play halo -_-
It depends on whether his motives were to be truly non-hostile or just pacified toward me and my family. I would do one of these three things; a) get him to teach me all there is to know about spacefaring and Covenant tech, b) play Halo with him just for the irony of owning him in a Forge match, c) just sit back and wait for the Chief to arrive.