Admin’s Note: When I am asked what makes FactPile unique, this is one of those items I send them to. It’s with great anticipation that I present the following:
“What the fuck is this?”, you may be asking yourself. Who the fuck am I, for that matter? To all the noobs around the place, I am the great and venerated Baron Somebody.
About a year ago, I used to create comics using primarily Star Wars action figures that would depict Factpilers in common picaresque scenarios. Alas, times have altered over such a course and many figures were lost due to careless fuckers who ran the first “treatment center” I was at (aka jail for those who are pussies) and I have been unable to replicate such masterpieces. Ah, but as the Slayer song “Evil Has no Boundaries” put it best, “Surviving the slaughters and killing with lust, then we return from the dead. Attacking once more now with twice as much strength, we conquer then move on ahead.”
That is exactly what I plan on enacting, not in the form of bloodshed but I hope through a revamped series of comics I can return Factpile to its former self as a place reveled in merriment. I have around 65 figures, most badass so if you would like to appear in one just comment below and I’ll pick one especially suited to the personality of those enquiring.
To all ancient members of the Pile the majority of everyone’s figures remain with teh exception of Durge, Airborne Trooper and Swamp Trooper. May their souls reside in the sepulchre of eternal exaltion. That’s all I’ve got until the actual comic gets posted. Until then, when that day comes, I hope you find your effigial deaths exciting.