It’s been a while since anything from Legend of the Seeker or Sword of Truth has appeared on the site, so it’s time. For this fight it’s Cara going up against Bayonetta in a fight to the death.
The fight takes place in a wooded acre, a small stream that runs through it and they are both aware of each other, and their intent.
Who lives?
I would love to say Cara has a chance, but I just don’t think she does.
*I sense much money being spent*
I would have to say Cara, because as a Mord-sith she is practically immune to pain and her agiel will mess up most things
“…and their intent.”
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They intend to do what? Hanky Panky?
What. The. Fuck??? Who the hell suggested this one?
“What. The. Fuck??? Who the hell suggested this one?” – Yours Truly
I will go with the one who has guns.
@Admin
Oh, you…
“I will go with the one who has guns.”
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This.
As someone famous once said: “It’s good to be the King!”
Isn’t it though, Admin? Hahaha.
“I will go with the one who has guns.”
Bayonetta also has pistols.
So Bayo got guns, superspeed, superstrength, and timeslow. That’s a pretty hard combo to beat. What does Cara have?
“What does Cara have?”
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A colorful baton to spank Bayonetta’s ass.
@Grand General
As ever, one of these days we may as well hear of a Death-Match between Richard Rahl(armed with his standard equipment plus an Indestructible Shield of some sort) vs Mage!-Garrett Hawke(from Dragon Age 2), and while I might PERSONALLY enjoy the idea of watching such a match, I’m not in a rush to hear of it getting posted any time soon, alright?
P.S: I’ll just consider the idea being a last-resort kind of thing, really.
Witch Time + Cara = Bayo stomp.
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Bayonetta’s hard to find match-ups for with or without the Witch Time….
Can’t bayo punch things the length of solar systems and stop time? I don’t think this is a match.
“Bayonetta’s hard to find match-ups for with or without the Witch Time….”
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What about one of the dog duo from Okami?
“A colorful baton to spank Bayonetta’s ass.”
2P2XFNOXiFw
“What about one of the dog duo from Okami?” Sounds like a proper match unlike the megaman one.
Bayonetta vs Alien X, then?
Amaterasu vs Bayonetta may end up coming down to who pulls the time stop first from what I understand and that seems pretty boring.
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If their excluded, what does Ammy have against Bayo’s guns, intangibility and superhuman physical attributes?
Bad match is bad
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How ’bout Bayonetta vs Sephiroth?
@S.R
Composite Class!-Garrett Hawke vs Bayonetta?
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
“Amaterasu vs Bayonetta may end up coming down to who pulls the time stop first from what I understand and that seems pretty boring.”
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didn’t OA show in the megaman match that even during a time stop the doggods could still use their abilities.
““Bayonetta’s hard to find match-ups for with or without the Witch Time….””
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Dante owns her with witch time….just thought I would say that
““Bayonetta’s hard to find match-ups for with or without the Witch Time….””
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Dante owns her without witch time….just thought I would say that
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“Dante owns her without witch time….just thought I would say that”
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Oh look, here comes Chuck Inglish expressing one of his wet dreams on a totally unrelated thread
“Dante owns her without witch time….just thought I would say that”
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Bayonetta has equal speed and strength if not better. Dante would lose against Bayo if we take away time stops from both.
Wolverine>Dante
Link>>>Link, enough said.
But seriously, you all, how does Cara fare against Bayo?
She gets stomped by Bayo
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Strength, speed, durability, RT, ranged weapons, time stopping, likely magic all lie in her favor
“Bayonetta has equal speed and strength if not better. Dante would lose against Bayo if we take away time stops from both.”
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where’d you hear that at? Dante is faster but they’re equal in the strength department but Dante has better damage soak though
“where’d you hear that at? Dante is faster but they’re equal in the strength department but Dante has better damage soak though”
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My gravatar rapes them both. There, stop arguing an unrelated topic and take it to the appropriate topic if you intend to discuss this further
@Soilder Shadow
hey suggest bayo vs sephiroth. I ask you because you matches are always posted
@SR
hey didn’t kratos own your gravatar on factpile already
“hey didn’t kratos own your gravatar on factpile already”
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Other way round, Skarbrand raped Kratos
“I will go with the one who has guns.”
“Bayonetta also has pistols.”
Nobody got this?
“Other way round, Skarbrand raped Kratos”
I bet lowk’s gravatar owns skarbrand
“I bet lowk’s gravatar owns skarbrand”
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And my gravatar>Your gravatar>Kratos 8)
Wow, a whose avatar has the biggest penis contest… This is totally relevant to the thread.
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btw, my avatar wins…
“Wow, a whose avatar has the biggest penis contest”
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Was that even called for?
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and my gravatar>everyone elses gravatars
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And Skarbrand sodomised Kratos. FACT
“and my gravatar>everyone elses gravatars”
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once agian, lowk’s gravatar owns
“I will go with the one who has guns.”
“Bayonetta also has pistols.”
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
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“Nobody got this?”
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I got it.
“once agian, lowk’s gravatar owns”
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Meh, Asura would sodomise Dante too
“Was that even called for?”
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Is arguing about who has the best avatar called for?
“My gravatar rapes them both. There, stop arguing an unrelated topic and take it to the appropriate topic if you intend to discuss this further”
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I bet Dante and Bayo together could take him…
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“hey suggest bayo vs sephiroth. I ask you because you matches are always posted”
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Why those two against each other if I may ask? Also, if you want your matches posted quicker, try sending them with images as admin said that increases the chances of it being posted hence why I do it.
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“and my gravatar>everyone elses gravatars”
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ZomB’s WTFstomps yours first off and second, need I bring back Spawn?
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“Wow, a whose avatar has the biggest penis contest… This is totally relevant to the thread.”
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Absolutely!
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“Meh, Asura would sodomise Dante too”
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Asura has feats outside a trailer?
“Is arguing about who has the best avatar called for?”
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I did said Skarbrand would beat both Dante and Bayonetta (FACT) in an attempt to stop this from turning this into a Dante vs Bayonetta topic. But it turned into a gravatar war
My Gravatar, with the Powers of the other Morganna Factors…well, factored in, would do fine against most of everyone else until he runs into Vampire Hunter D or Legion!-Level Spawn(As Al Simmons) in which case, he’s definitely boned for sure!
Although against Skilgannon….he’d have a whole lot of problems to worry about.
“Asura has feats outside a trailer?”
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Demo staring two early parts.
“Asura has feats outside a trailer?”
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Apparently his demo is out
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“try sending them with images as admin said that increases the chances of it being posted hence why I do it”
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I did just that and they’ve been in waiting for a month
“I bet Dante and Bayo together could take him…”
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Maybe, but my gravatar would beat either one in 1v1 combat
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Anyways ontopic, theres nothing left to be said. Bayo floors Cara, quickly, Bayonetta for the FP Award, before Mike comes!
“Why those two against each other if I may ask”
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cause witch time wouldn’t work on seph
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“Asura has feats outside a trailer?”
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reacting to a country sized finger the going at releavitsic speeds and lifting said finger and punching it to bits
“I got it.”
Thank God.
“Demo staring two early parts.”
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Really? Awesome, need to try it.
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“I did just that and they’ve been in waiting for a month”
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That’s why I re-suggest mine every two weeks or so.
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“reacting to a country sized finger the going at releavitsic speeds and lifting said finger and punching it to bits”
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Intriguing… Sounds like he already stomps Kratos.
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“cause witch time wouldn’t work on seph”
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I hear ya then.
“Intriguing… Sounds like he already stomps Stealthrangers gravatar”
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This is the way I see this going down.
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They both enter the arena starring each other down. Neither is willing to let the other have the satisfaction of seeing the other blink or turn away. Then they both turn and blink. They enter into a debate about the righteousness of their quests. Eventually, after many hours of thoughtful debate, they decide that they are both equally righteous.
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Then they go bar hopping. The End.
@Messenger OriginalA
What’s Bar Hopping for, again?
For them to get drunk and engage in inebriated acts of coitus for your personal viewing pleasure of Course! Why Else commander?
Not many times before has a thread so richly deserved someone coming in simply saying “Men” and then leaving.
“Not many times before has a thread so richly deserved someone coming in simply saying “Men” and then leaving.”
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It’s not that bad….. Okay maybe GB’s “inebriated acts of coitus” sentence was a little much.
“Not many times before has a thread so richly deserved someone coming in simply saying “Men” and then leaving.”
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dude your name is kiva.. I’m chilling tho
“{It’s not that bad….. Okay maybe GB’s “inebriated acts of coitus” sentence was a little much.”
lol I don’t know, ‘coitus’ makes it just sounds so official, like it’s a business. XD
“dude your name is kiva.. I’m chilling tho”
Not sure what this is supposed to mean.
Bean-flicking battle.
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Probably Bayo, but I’ve never heard of the other lady.
Bayonetta for the FP Award
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Quickly everyone! Before Mike comes in here! HURRY!!!!
“Intriguing… Sounds like he already stomps Kratos and Dante at the same time”
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Bayonetta for the FP Award
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Quickly everyone! Before Mike comes in here! HURRY!!!!
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Stomps don’t get awards dude, and what could Mike possibly do to change the fact Bayo stomps Cara in every way?
any nonbias person that has debated with me knows i am not unreasonable. cara does not win this one. stomps don’t get awards.
Dante solos
“any nonbias person that has debated with me knows i am not unreasonable”
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The truth, no less.
So can anyone tell me why stomps don’t get awards? It seems a bit of an odd policy for a vs site.
“So can anyone tell me why stomps don’t get awards? It seems a bit of an odd policy for a vs site.”
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Didn’t Samus get an award for beating Lara? Also zertual, samus, and superman got one for beating MC as well. So it’s not like they don’t, they’re just… rare?
No, those are old matches, doesn’t happen anymore. I think its seriously retarded to give stomp matches awards, people would be spamming shit matches like…. Bulldog vs Deathstar. Would you like that to get an award?
“Didn’t Samus get an award for beating Lara”
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That was to ward off a fanboy
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“Also zertual”
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If it was for beating MC that was given in haste. Not that it matters as Zeratul would floor MC
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“samus”
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Given before the FPA guidelines and was the second HoF Winner ever
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“superman got one for beating MC as well.”
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Ditto the above save for the ‘second HoF’ part
@Doc
They’re supposed to be unavailable except to prevent $hitstorms from breaking out, actually.
Merely Hopeless Boss Fights, on the other hand, are a whole nother walk in the park.
We’re at a much more advanced stage in FP history where we’ve gone past giving awards such as Xena vs Darth Maul and Chief vs Superman awards. I mean, we already weakened the sci-fi triumvirate (Halo, Star Wars, 40K) from their overhyped positions back two years ago among other feats.
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No stomp awards as Mike and other have said.
Also, who is Asura? The name’s pretty common in Eastern works. Without clarification it could mean anything from a minor Hindu/Buddhist god to the creator god of Zoroastrianism.
Asura from the upcoming game ‘Asuras Wrath’
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asura's_Wrath
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There
Well hot damn seems like Buddhism just got the God of War treatment… or rather, what God of War should have been.
“Bayonetta’s hard to find match-ups for with or without the Witch Time….”
Her versus Alucard? That’s one I’ve been wanting to see.
Bayonetta did headbutt a skyscaper thrown to her back at her attacker.
During the fight they realize they love eachother and get it on, while I’m recording in the bushes.
“Im going with the one with the guns”
Lmao