What If…You Could Pick A Weapon…

What If...You Could Pick A Weapon

Suggested by Sauroposeidon

A. Sonic Screwdriver (Dr.Who)
B. Lancer Assault Rifle (GoW)
C. Light Saber (SW)
D. Portal Gun (Portal)
E. Gunblade (Final Fantasy)
F. Needler (Halo)
G. Power Fist (WH40k)
H. Wand (Harry Potter)
I. Pokeball (with any one non-legendary)
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This is not asking which would win in a battle against others using these devices, but which you would personally take and why. Perhaps you think a Lancer would look beautiful on your wall, maybe you want a wand to give you X-Ray vision next time you pass cheer leaders’ locker room. Maybe that portal gun makes getting to the fridge just that much faster. The reasons DON’T have to be combat or survival related.. or, maybe they could be.

ALSO: If you were in a Zombie Apocalypse, which would you chose?

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219 Comments on "What If…You Could Pick A Weapon…"

  1. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 7:57 am -      #1

    First!
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    Sonic Screwdriver for its versatility

  2. Reaper273 December 30, 2011 at 8:09 am -      #2

    Wand, that way I can use Expelliarmus to take your Sonic Screwdriver StealthRanger!

  3. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 8:18 am -      #3

    My Sonic Screwdriver still has more versatility!
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    Heres a few of its many uses i found on the Sonic Screwdriver vs Gravity Gun thread:
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    “▪ Cracking the code for an aerodynamic shuttle.
    ▪ Opening up hatches, panels and control panels.
    ▪ For cutting through a section of a wall.
    ▪ To remotely open his workshop.
    ▪ Booby trap detector in the Master’s TARDIS.
    ▪ Remote detection and detonation of land mines.
    ▪ To open an electronic door.
    ▪ Undoing wrist clamps.
    ▪ Creation of a spark of fire and igniting swamp gas.
    ▪ Open electronic locks.
    ▪ Remotely detonating mines.
    ▪ Cutting locks.
    ▪ Fixing a circle of transmat refractors.
    ▪ Breaching a force field.
    ▪ Shutting down Styre’s Robot.
    ▪ Sabotaging a two-way radio.
    ▪ Creating a temporary hole in Gallifrey’s force feild above the Citidel.
    ▪ Returning The Doctor and Ernestina Stott to normal size.
    ▪ Opening doors on Ribos.
    ▪ Unlocking multi-levered interlocks to the Ribos crown jewels casket
    ▪ Opening the door to the real Queen Xanxia’s camber.
    ▪ Blowing up a Dalek bomb.
    ▪ To lock the casket containing the Master’s remains. (DW: Doctor Who)
    ▪ To destroy the controls of an elevator.
    ▪ Detecting and stopping telepathic signals.
    ▪ Interfacing with a computer.
    ▪ To control an elevator.
    ▪ As a medical scanner and diagnostic tool.
    ▪ Obtaining money from a cash machine.
    ▪ Battery charging.
    ▪ Completely corroding thin metal so that it crumbles into rust.
    ▪ Re-connecting barbed wire.
    ▪ Unlocking handcuffs.
    ▪ Setting up a resonation pattern in concrete.
    ▪ Reversing teleport devices.
    ▪ To destroy a television camera.
    ▪ Dematerialising the TARDIS and initialising TARDIS processes.
    ▪ Blowing up a remote control Christmas tree.
    ▪ To transfer its powers to a remote control.
    ▪ To create small flames.
    ▪ To make the Cybermen turn away from the Doctor’s direction.
    ▪ To cut rope.
    ▪ Locking / unlocking a hatch in Cybus Industries
    ▪ To threaten the Wire.
    ▪ To partially reverse the Abzorbaloff’s absorption of Ursula Blake.
    ▪ Partially cracking glass so it can be smashed with the push of a finger.
    ▪ Detonation of an explosive device.
    ▪ Get money from cash machine, at extra-high rates of ejection.
    ▪ To unlock a taxi door and window.
    ▪ Scan a lifeform for information, specifically Donna Noble.
    ▪ To detonate the head of a roboform.
    ▪ Search a phone for an app or a feature.
    ▪ Hacking into the HC Clements website.
    ▪ Bypass the key needed to access the secret basement in HC Clements.
    ▪ Able to summon the Tardis using Huon particles.
    ▪ To cut a spider web.
    ▪ To destroy the Robot Santas with sound.
    ▪ To increase the radiation output of a device such as an x-ray scanner.
    ▪ Opening air tight seals.
    ▪ Trying to strip off pieces of Dalekanium.
    ▪ Bypassing and turning off security systems.
    ▪ In conjunction with a pipe organ, it produced hypersonic sound waves.
    ▪ Scanning for the transformed Lazarus creature.
    ▪ Locking the TARDIS navigational systems.
    ▪ Fixing a decades-broken Vortex Manipulator.
    ▪ To destroy a security camera.
    ▪ As a soldering iron to make perception filters using TARDIS keys.
    ▪ Uncorking a wine bottle.
    ▪ Controlling a cable cart.
    ▪ Breaking into a silo on the Ood-Sphere.
    ▪ Disabling a Sontaran teleport.
    ▪ Scanning shadows for the presence of Vashta Nerada.
    ▪ Showing a hologram of Donna Noble.
    ▪ Tinting a Helmet Visor.
    ▪ Disabling the Crusader 50′s entertainment system.
    ▪ Checking Crusader 50′s control console for faults.
    ▪ Teleporting a Graske to the other side of the universe.
    ▪ As a Sonic Toothbrush.
    ▪ Tickling a lion with sonic waves.
    ▪ Tinting the Doctor’s glasses.
    ▪ Opening bus doors.
    ▪ Unlocking handcuffs.
    ▪ Cracking ice.
    ▪ Detecting time traces.
    ▪ Disabling a Shimmer.
    ▪ Switching the Hesperus’ power off.
    ▪ Changing the course of the TARDIS.
    ▪ Opening a “crack” in space-time.
    ▪ Overloading all technology in an area.
    ▪ Scanning Starship UK’s engine room.
    ▪ As a torch.
    ▪ To force a Star Whale to regurgitate by overloading its chemo-receptors.
    ▪ Making a Star Whale’s voice audible to the human ear.
    ▪ Amplifying an electrical beam.
    ▪ Opening the chest plate of an Android’s controls.
    ▪ To increase a signal strength.
    ▪ To scan Father Octavian’s computer.
    ▪ Opening the entrance hatch of a space ship.
    ▪ Isolating the lighting so that the Weeping Angels could not drain the power.
    ▪ Redirecting all the power to the doors in order to open them.
    ▪ Determining the nature of the cracks throughout time and space.
    ▪ To send a signal through to Amy’s communicator.
    ▪ Uploading software.
    ▪ Simultaneously healing and analysing wounds.
    ▪ Sealing doors.
    ▪ To open gates.
    ▪ Block out the effects of perception filters.
    ▪ Detecting where lights are.
    ▪ Exploding lightbulbs.
    ▪ Scanning lifeforms.
    ▪ Scanning piles of dust for traces of children.
    ▪ Unlocking padlocks.
    ▪ Hacking into computer records.
    ▪ Displaying energy barricades which are usually invisible to the naked eye.
    ▪ Activating Bio-programmed soil.
    ▪ Scanning for heat signatures.
    ▪ Disabling Silurian weapons.
    ▪ Scanning an infection.
    ▪ Locking the TARDIS doors.
    ▪ Opening the gate to the London Underground.
    ▪ Opening up a discarded Dalek dome.
    ▪ Bypassing Dalek security seals.
    ▪ Opening up control panels in Kaalann.
    ▪ Accessing the Visuliser eye.
    ▪ Tampering with The Dalek Emperor’s casing.
    ▪ Activating a Dalek console trap.
    ▪ Restoring the Visuliser eye’s power.
    ▪ Constructing a Dalek Vision Disruptor.
    ▪ Opening Kaalann doors.
    ▪ Unsuccessfully attempting to stun the Krafayis.
    ▪ Opening the door to the Attempted TARDIS.
    ▪ Scanning Stonehenge.
    ▪ Lighting flaming torches.
    ▪ Activating and disabling gravity platforms.
    ▪ Fixing light bulbs.
    ▪ STORING THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF A HUMAN BEING.
    ▪ Increasing mesh densities to over 800%.”
    -Josh McFace
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    Therefore i can teleport your wand to the other side of the universe, or reverse the effects on you. HAHA! 8)

  4. darthgrim December 30, 2011 at 8:22 am -      #4

    Gonna go with the Power Fist so that my punches might actually damage someone for once.

  5. OriginalA December 30, 2011 at 8:26 am -      #5

    Sonic Screwdriver, Portal Gun, or Lightsaber.
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    The Sonic Screwdriver is just so darn useful in so many situations.
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    Lightsabers are… well… lightsabers.
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    And the Portal Gun is pretty sweet.
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    Probably the Sonic Screwdriver, since of my top three choices it is the least likely to get me killed.
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    … Or the Master Sword. I would love to have that.

  6. Reaper273 December 30, 2011 at 8:32 am -      #6

    @StealthRanger
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    It has a lot of features to be sure but not much use to you if I have already taken it off of you!
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    Besides unless it can act as a personal shield that can deflect magic then you can’t really do much to me before I either a) use the aformentioned disarming spell to take it b) stun you c) kill you d) render you incapably of moving e) killing you again f) disintegrating you. And so on and so on!
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    Wand is just better :P

  7. Hermit December 30, 2011 at 8:44 am -      #7

    Cool, I choose a lightsaber, the one I think could be the most easily reproduced.

  8. ZomBroadway December 30, 2011 at 9:12 am -      #8

    “Besides unless it can act as a personal shield that can deflect magic then you can’t really do much to me before I either a) use the aformentioned disarming spell to take it b) stun you c) kill you d) render you incapably of moving e) killing you again f) disintegrating you. And so on and so on!”
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    Let’s quote admin’s original post “This is not asking which would win in a battle against others using these devices,”
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    In the modern world as driven by technology as it is, I have to go with the Sonic Screwdriver. It can do whatever the hell is needed at the time.Though I was tempted to go with the lightsaber for the fact that I could have some of the best liquor store robberies ever. And the portal gun to get places faster, but not many places on Earth are covered in moon dust.

  9. SgCombine December 30, 2011 at 9:22 am -      #9

    Although I would like Power Fist to be my first choice, it probably weighs as much as a small car. So I think I’ll have to go with the Sonic Screwdriver :)
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    (I can never pick something from potter verse, even if the alt. were a water pistol)

  10. Dr. Lowk McNinja December 30, 2011 at 9:24 am -      #10

    Well since omnitool/blade isn’t an option I’ll go with sonic screwdriver. I like my weapons to have multiple functions other then point and hurt things.
    Portal gun edges out lightsaber for 2nd due to the risk of wielding one.

  11. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 9:31 am -      #11

    Pokeball with a Lv 100 Salamence, obviously.

  12. ptaine December 30, 2011 at 9:40 am -      #12

    Most definitely the portal gun. It would probably take me a long time before I stop using it for mischief.
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    A close second that isn’t on the list would be the crowbar, and I would definitely hold that thing in front of me like Half-Life and run around. My enemies would be laughing at the absurdity of it while I hit them over the head.
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    I’m pretty sure if I had both of those I could take over the world.

  13. Asger December 30, 2011 at 9:46 am -      #13

    Sonic Screwdriver for reasons listed above. Only thing more versatile I can think of is a GL ring.

  14. Sauroposeidon December 30, 2011 at 10:09 am -      #14

    I sometimes feel that many of my match suggestions are mediocre, admin, and often times regret making them.. but this one was definitely my favorite suggestion. Thank you for putting it up. =)

  15. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 10:11 am -      #15

    If i had a Salamence i could do so many things…

  16. Sauroposeidon December 30, 2011 at 10:20 am -      #16

    Oh, please, Xeno. Stop deluding yourself. You wouldn’t get jack done. Because I’d have a pokeball too, with a level 100 ice type. I’d do some ridiculous rhyme while pretending to be debonair and then steal your precious Salamence!

  17. Sauroposeidon December 30, 2011 at 10:25 am -      #17

    @ ZomB
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    I should note that Admin doesn’t always do introductions for matches, at least not any more. He hasn’t altered any of my suggestions at all to put his two-cents in. I very carefully word my suggestions from now on to try and provide a complete scenario or give the details that are really needed.

  18. Eric Gigliotti December 30, 2011 at 10:39 am -      #18

    Lightsaber or portal gun… Probably going with the portal gun.

  19. Reaper273 December 30, 2011 at 11:07 am -      #19

    @ZomB
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    “Let’s quote admin’s original post “This is not asking which would win in a battle against others using these devices,”
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    True. But he also said:
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    “The reasons DON’T have to be combat or survival related.. or, maybe they could be.”
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    “In the modern world as driven by technology as it is, I have to go with the Sonic Screwdriver. It can do whatever the hell is needed at the time.Though I was tempted to go with the lightsaber for the fact that I could have some of the best liquor store robberies ever. And the portal gun to get places faster, but not many places on Earth are covered in moon dust.”
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    The Sonic Screwdriver though very useful in a large range of situations has it’s limitations. Magic is limited by far fewer things so therefore is more useful
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    Which is why I would take the wand over everything else, for it comes out on top in combat and utility functions.

  20. the_man_with The_Answers December 30, 2011 at 11:28 am -      #20

    Sonic Screwdriver for sure. Though in a zombie apocolypse(if I had unlimited ammo) I would take the Needler. Fear the pink mist………

  21. MrTBSC December 30, 2011 at 12:14 pm -      #21

    … ok i just join my previous speakers and take the sonic screw driver … even i don´t know nothing about it … choice 2 and 3 would be portal gun and light saber …
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    non existend option 4 would be
    a armorcombination between:
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    iron man extremis armor (primary for mobility)
    nanosuit (for better melee … i guess)
    fully upgrated variasuit from supermetroid till other m (yet stuff like morphball and spacejump doesn´t fit to me … god my poor back O_o´)
    + predator shoulderguns and triplelaserpointer in green … (simply badass)
    armor color in black and blue
    (drolldrolldrolldrolldrolldroll … etc. … droll)

  22. Crimson Sentry December 30, 2011 at 12:24 pm -      #22

    Simon’s Spiral Drill (the one he hangs around his neck) from Gurren Lagann. I could just probability bend like a faggot all day; and shoot one liner’s out my ass and become the most op being in the universe.

  23. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 12:56 pm -      #23

    1. Sonic Screwdriver, can do WAAAAAAY more things than something should be able to do.
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    2. Power fist (assuming I get the strength to lift it as it weighs something like 70kg at miniumum) as I could smash up anything on the planet.
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    3. I would have a wand but Iwould seem very fruity waving it around. If I could pimp it out or say…hide it in another similar shaped item all would be good.
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    4. Lightsaber or Portal Gun, bot hare awesome. (would have picked Pokeball but I would feel way too ridiculous)

  24. Commander Cross December 30, 2011 at 1:01 pm -      #24

    If only they added in any particular variant of the Dual Guns from the .hack universe(since the G.U era onwards) as the guns even allow for proper close-quarters combat capabilities to be utilized as if you were using Twin-Bladed weapons. :cool:
    Alas, since beggers can’t be choosers, tough call between Wand, Sonic Screwdrivers and Lightsabers, really.

  25. Crimson Sentry December 30, 2011 at 1:05 pm -      #25

    ^umm @Deus & C.C
    Simon’s Spiral Drill ftw, unless it’s too op and I need to pick something else.

  26. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 1:17 pm -      #26

    @Crimson Sentry I somehow don’t think yo ucould use it lol, I assume that you can’t use spiral energy?

  27. jamesisawesome December 30, 2011 at 1:42 pm -      #27

    Well, let’s think about boththe combat applications and practical uses of all these weapons. The straight up weapons only have combat uses, but the others give you all sorts of abilities. And thus, I’m going with the portal gun.

  28. Gluttonous-Behemoth December 30, 2011 at 1:46 pm -      #28

    Legionary Grand Destroyer Array.

  29. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm -      #29

    Oh I forgot, for zombie apocalypse, I would pick either the power fist (assuming I can actually use it, and that I have power cells to recharge it.
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    The lightsaber, as it lasts pretty much forever, and slices nicely.
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    Or the portal gun.

  30. Super tater-tot Z December 30, 2011 at 1:54 pm -      #30

    sonic screwdriver or powerfist or pokeball with a venasaur or houndoom or gliscor in it

    im thinking id go with the pokeball with venasaur :)

  31. Mister Teal December 30, 2011 at 2:00 pm -      #31

    For everyday use, I’ll go either wand or screwdriver (I don’t know what it is, but everyone says how useful it’d be lol) or possibly the portal gun, but that’d be third.

    For Zombie outbreak, probably gunblade, especially if I could do charged shots and what not.

  32. ZomBroadway December 30, 2011 at 2:06 pm -      #32

    Zombie outbreak for me would have to be lightsaber. I’d go all Jedi on they zombie asses.

  33. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 2:19 pm -      #33

    Actually, come to think of it, I couldn’t really use the lightsaber without being a Jedi (or Boba Fett) as it would do it’s weird pulsating thing and slice me.

  34. Dr. Lowk McNinja December 30, 2011 at 2:19 pm -      #34

    “Which is why I would take the wand over everything else, for it comes out on top in combat and utility functions.”
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    Isn’t that copletely reliant on youknowing/remembering the right the spells… or can you get some kind of book with it?
    Do spells backfire if done incorrectly in harry Potter like magic tend to do in other fictions?

  35. Mister Teal December 30, 2011 at 2:21 pm -      #35

    Only need to remember the death spell. I’d kill everything. EVERYTHING.

  36. Mister Teal December 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm -      #36

    That’s how I’d tip my waiters even.

  37. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 2:27 pm -      #37

    “Alright Mister Teal, that’ll be $47.50″
    “AVADA KEDAVRA!”

  38. Mister Teal December 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm -      #38

    47.50? I’ll stab them with the wand, right in the nuts.

  39. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 2:45 pm -      #39

    It’s a waitress.

  40. Mister Teal December 30, 2011 at 2:53 pm -      #40

    I said waiters. I tip waitresses in proportion to their bust size.

  41. Whatthecell December 30, 2011 at 2:54 pm -      #41

    I take my sonic screwdriver (magic plotwand). Since it has a setting for every single possible situation that could occur.
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    tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_screwdriver
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    Just read all of the uses.

  42. Deus Ex Machina December 30, 2011 at 2:55 pm -      #42

    @Mister teal you sir win 5 Internets.

  43. pimpscastle December 30, 2011 at 3:03 pm -      #43

    the light saber is the kewlist wepon ever seatch your feeling you know this to be true

  44. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 3:16 pm -      #44

    Walking around is overrated. I’ll fly around on my Salamence….

  45. Dr. Lowk McNinja December 30, 2011 at 3:25 pm -      #45

    Question, do we gain knowledge on how to use the devices or would be a ‘learn as you use it’ situation?
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    “47.50? I’ll stab them with the wand, right in the nuts.”
    “It’s a waitress.”
    “I said waiters. I tip waitresses in proportion to their bust size.”
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    It’s like your programmed to give lolworthy retorts by default.

  46. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 4:27 pm -      #46

    “Sonic Screwdriver for reasons listed above. Only thing more versatile I can think of is a GL ring.”
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    Yeah pretty much
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    Anyways as i said before i’d easily take the Sonic Screwdriver due to its massive versatility
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    Wand has some versatility going for it, but not as much as the Sonic Screwdriver
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    Lightsabers are cool, but for some reason only force users can ‘properly’ use them. Not sure how it works, but i do know that after reading the Darth Bane novels
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    Power Fists are cool weapons, but they are very heavy and without the strength level of a Space Marine, it would be hard to lift
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    Portal Gun is a good device in terms of teleportation, thus a good way to get around (short distances
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    But yeah for the reasons i (well actually credit goes to Josh McFace) listed on post #3, Sonic Screwdriver ftw!

  47. sgtNACHO December 30, 2011 at 4:31 pm -      #47

    I think we should actually have to have the know how and or the strength to use the items.
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    meaning that a lightsaber would be extremely difficult,
    -a wand is useless as none of us are wizards,
    -the powerfist is friggin heavy beyond belief, however IG officers use them a lot, so it does seem usable by ordinary humans.
    -the lancer has no stock, alot of recoil, and a friggin chainsaw on it that can cut through all sorts of stuff, I would not feel safe at all trying to use it.
    - not sure about the sonic screwdriver, although it seems to be the swiss army knife of time and space
    - pokeball would be fun, especially with an Alakazam, Dragonite, tyranitar, Dugtrio, etc. all fun times
    - The Portal Gun is loads of fun! Also very useful for tricks, and lawbreaking, however one must not forget that without the animatronic prosthetic things attached to your legs, you will DIE if your not paying attention.
    - IDK much about the gunblade, but from what ive seen it looks really awkward to shoot and use effectively
    -The needler is probably heavy, but otherwise simple enough. Just dont touch the pink spines and make sure anyone your ‘splodin doesn’t get too close or have grenades.
    =
    in all? The Pokeball and sonic screwdriver are most likely the most easily used weapons that wont kill you too.
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    Poke’ball is more helpful in a zombie apocalypse than a sonic screwdriver, and it also can carry a wide variety of super powerful little monsters.
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    My choice? Poke’ball

  48. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 4:44 pm -      #48

    @Nacho
    What pokemon? I have a Salamence.

  49. Mister Teal December 30, 2011 at 4:51 pm -      #49

    To clarify my gunsword pick vs the zombies, I’d use the one from advent children, that’s more of a gun than a sword, not Squall’s version.

  50. SgCombine December 30, 2011 at 4:51 pm -      #50

    sgtNACHO
    But I saw The 9th Doctor instantly vaporize an entire wall with the sonic screwdriver…
    (it was the episode during the Blitz IIRC)

  51. SgCombine December 30, 2011 at 4:53 pm -      #51

    My point being, I could vaporize lotsa Zombys with it >:D

  52. sgtNACHO December 30, 2011 at 4:53 pm -      #52

    something that can Fly, shoot beams of death, keep me safe, and looks awesome. So im in the Charizard, Dragonite, area.
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    But I pose a question, if they were level 100, wouldn’t we need all the Gym badges to control them? 0.0

  53. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 4:55 pm -      #53

    @Nacho
    Easily solved. We easily stomp all the gyms.

  54. Dr. Lowk McNinja December 30, 2011 at 4:58 pm -      #54

    “Portal Gun is a good device in terms of teleportation, thus a good way to get around (short distances”
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    It’s not a short as you think if the ending of portal 2 is anything to go by.

  55. OriginalA December 30, 2011 at 5:03 pm -      #55

    “It’s not a short as you think if the ending of portal 2 is anything to go by.”
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    Without the leg attachments, small falls become serious obstacles. With a far ranged portal, and portals can only appear on some surfaces (moon rock being one of the more suitable ones). For the most part you are going to be looking at severely limited use.

  56. Commander Cross December 30, 2011 at 5:04 pm -      #56

    With Dual Guns, i can do anything, even apply plenty of Cheat Codes until i can get 200 shots from each of my guns before needing to reload, in fact. :cool:
    What? :twisted:

  57. Dr. Lowk McNinja December 30, 2011 at 5:14 pm -      #57

    “For the most part you are going to be looking at severely limited use.”
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    Shoot wall beside me, add scope, shoot wall a mile away, and sell car. That could work out right?

  58. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 30, 2011 at 5:15 pm -      #58

    Definitely the Sonic Screwdriver or the Light Saber.

  59. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 5:17 pm -      #59

    “Definitely the Sonic Screwdriver or the Light Saber.”
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    I’d take the Sonic Screwdriver over any ol’ lightsaber for it’s versatility :D

  60. TheAlphaLegion December 30, 2011 at 6:04 pm -      #60

    Lancer here due to taste, but on a sidenote. Why has Broly, the Legandary Super sayin, not gotten a duel or mention here? I mean come on hes AMAZING! Put a duel for him ANYTHING *Angel from EvanGellion cough cough* he needs his mention is all im…….sayin

  61. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 6:24 pm -      #61

    @TheAlphaLegion
    If you want you could suggest a match with Broly in it. Im currently trying to get Eldrad Ulthran onto the pile in a match against Luke Skywalker
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    www.factpile.com/2561-battle-requests-2/
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    Request your stuff there

  62. TheAlphaLegion December 30, 2011 at 6:48 pm -      #62

    Put a what if idea up, seemed pretty legit but no idea because cant see what otehrs are sugessting. At least it would add a new face (and likely millions more corpses) to factpile if put up.

  63. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 6:49 pm -      #63

    @TheAlphaLegion
    The ideas of everyone are appreciated here. Also what was your idea?

  64. TheAlphaLegion December 30, 2011 at 6:52 pm -      #64

    Well, for those of you have seen Broly second comming, what if he landed on a differant planet instead of the DBZ earth, he landed on one far differant, and had giant robots piloted by 14 years olds that are quite mentally unstable, oh and he has amensia. And cast lead charcter finds said Sayin ship and wakes up Broly?

  65. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm -      #65

    @TheAlphaLegion
    lol, nice idea
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    What do you think of my Eldrad Ulthran vs Luke Skywalker idea?

  66. TheAlphaLegion December 30, 2011 at 7:02 pm -      #66

    @ StealthRanger

    Thats a good one, I dont know much about Eldrad or EU Skywalker, but seems like a pretty legit idea to me, btoh are skilled sowrdsmen and powerful pysckers, although I think the Eldar farseer is going to win, 40k tends to win although ive seen those 3000 comment posts were it loses, and not getting involved in that

  67. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm -      #67

    @TheAlphaLegion
    Very well
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    If you’re refering to 40k vs Stargate, 40k lost because the Greater Daemons/Primarchs, etc were excluded and 40k greatly nerfed in general while Stargate was allowed every technological asset as so it could be ‘fair’ for Stargate. Not that i really care about that match anyways
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    And Kratos sorely needs his award over Aang, Kharn deserves his over Grievous and Durge, the Necrons deserve their award over the Borg and the Space Marine deserves his award over Master Chief

  68. The Geek Lord December 30, 2011 at 7:15 pm -      #68

    Lemme break this down:
    For everyday use: Portal Gun
    For malicious (and maybe perverted) intents: Wand (is it the elder wand, or just a wand?)
    For the zombie apocalypse: You bet your ass it’s a lightsaber.
    …Fuck it, that’s too much work. Gunblade.

  69. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 7:16 pm -      #69

    Sonic Screwdriver. ’nuff said

  70. CIDE December 30, 2011 at 7:40 pm -      #70

    J. None of the above.
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    I either don’t know enough about a particular weapon or the ones I do know about I simply do not like.

  71. Michael50210 December 30, 2011 at 7:57 pm -      #71

    Sonic Screwdriver, because I can use it for just about anything

  72. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 7:59 pm -      #72

    Salamence, use Draco Meteor! Lol

  73. AkumaTh December 30, 2011 at 8:24 pm -      #73
  74. Draco December 30, 2011 at 8:34 pm -      #74

    @Akuma
    you would do all that?…
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    I would have the Gunblade for a zombie apocalypse… just for practical reasons… then the Pokeball just cause… GIVE ME MY REGICE… or just my Gligar.

  75. TheSorrow December 30, 2011 at 8:46 pm -      #75

    I would say portal gun, but I would want to be sure to by those surgically implanted leg braces so I do fracture all my bones from high speed impacts.

  76. TheSorrow December 30, 2011 at 8:48 pm -      #76

    *don’t fracture all my bones

  77. Hac148 December 30, 2011 at 9:08 pm -      #77

    i would have to take into account theives. so something easily concealable would be nice.

    id think lightsaber would be pretty fun for just day to day useage.

    if i were to enter a fight however, i doubt i have the training to avoid losing an arm.

    id say pokeball then. small, easily concealable. and a wide variety of possible uses depending on what ud pick. personally id favor the psychic types like alakazam

  78. Hac148 December 30, 2011 at 9:09 pm -      #78

    someone should add zanpakuto to the list.

  79. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 9:18 pm -      #79

    Oh, missed the Zombie Apocalypse part. If that were the case, Gunblade for sure. Range and Melee are covered that way

  80. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 9:30 pm -      #80

    I still win in a zombie apocalypse. Draco Meteor!

  81. AkumaTh December 30, 2011 at 10:29 pm -      #81

    @Draco: Everything except the last part.

  82. Laharl December 30, 2011 at 10:30 pm -      #82

    level 100 dragonite.
    hyperbeam all day and night.

  83. GuardianAngel1911 December 30, 2011 at 10:36 pm -      #83

    Sonic Screwdriver for me, versatile, great for getting out of jams and can break everyone elses toys if on the right frequency

  84. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 10:38 pm -      #84

    @GA1911
    Yup, Sonic Screwdriver ftw, if you’ve read post #3 (even though not all the credit goes to me), you’ll see what it can do and why its the best

  85. GuardianAngel1911 December 30, 2011 at 10:43 pm -      #85

    @StealthRanger
    Oh I know what it can do, plus as my avatar shows proudly I’m into the show. With everything I’ve seen the Doctor do with it, there are no limits to it.
    Plus short of the wand and possibly the pokeball the Sonic Screwdriver can deactivate all the other weapons.

  86. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 10:54 pm -      #86

    @GA1911
    Can’t believe people have said otherwise tbh
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    Oh and David Tennant’s my favorite Doctor too btw

  87. GuardianAngel1911 December 30, 2011 at 10:58 pm -      #87

    @StealthRanger
    Some people prefer more combat ready weapons, personally I’d rather think my way out of my situations, the Doctor has faced worse than Sithlords and one the day with just his Sonic Screwdriver and some clever friends.

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    Yep, I have to admit though Matt Smith is doing a good job in his seasons.

  88. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 11:02 pm -      #88

    @GA1911
    Yeah, i’d prefer a more versatile tool and wits. Like the Doctor
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    “Yep, I have to admit though Matt Smith is doing a good job in his seasons.”
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    Agreed, Matt Smith is pretty good too

  89. GuardianAngel1911 December 30, 2011 at 11:10 pm -      #89

    @StealthRanger
    plus the fact that you get to make your opponent look like a fool while they try and get a now unworkable weapon to work is just too priceless.

  90. GuardianAngel1911 December 30, 2011 at 11:10 pm -      #90

    @StealthRanger
    Also speaking of Matt’s seasons did you catch the latest Christmas Special?

  91. Xeno Dimentio December 30, 2011 at 11:18 pm -      #91

    Iμ τιγεδ

  92. Sauroposeidon December 30, 2011 at 11:39 pm -      #92

    *answers for Ranger* It was nice to see a christmas special where I didn’t have to watch somebody die… despite that, I still liked the Cybermen one more. Buuut I’m a big steampunk fan.

  93. StealthRanger December 30, 2011 at 11:49 pm -      #93

    Thank you Sauro >.>

  94. Sauroposeidon December 30, 2011 at 11:57 pm -      #94

    XD Sorry, just dont get to talk about Who very often. None of my friends or family are fellow Whovians.

  95. StealthRanger December 31, 2011 at 12:03 am -      #95

    Oh no its fine lol
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    Anyways I hope my Eldrad Ulthran vs Luke SKywalker match get posted soon
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    And Kratos should get his award over Avatar Aang that he deserved like a year ago

  96. GuardianAngel1911 December 31, 2011 at 12:07 am -      #96

    @StealthRanger and Sauro
    I know its hard to find places to talk about Doctor Who with people that really enjoy it.

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    I think a lot of us have matches we’re hoping to get posted soon and it just got overloaded.

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    speaking of Aang I suggested a match for him and a character that would be getting his debut a while back and am waiting on it to get posted.

  97. StealthRanger December 31, 2011 at 12:11 am -      #97

    @GA1911
    Yeah, not a great deal of Dr.Who fans out there
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    Yeah i know, i just think it’ll be a decent match after all the lolworthy matches
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    Who did you have Aang against for your suggestion? And Kratos should get the award over him

  98. GuardianAngel1911 December 31, 2011 at 12:21 am -      #98

    @StealthRanger
    true, a few good forums here and there but not many.

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    True, it sounds interesting thats for sure

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    Tavi of the Codex Alera series, a elemental controling roman captian turned emperor who’s tactical mind surpasses that of the great Julius Caesar and he’s still in his late teens early 20′s

  99. StealthRanger December 31, 2011 at 12:28 am -      #99

    @GA1911
    “true, a few good forums here and there but not many.”
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    indeed
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    “True, it sounds interesting thats for sure”
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    Yeah it does given both are somewhat similar
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    “Tavi of the Codex Alera series, a elemental controling roman captian turned emperor who’s tactical mind surpasses that of the great Julius Caesar and he’s still in his late teens early 20′s”
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    Sounds like a good match. Like mine
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    And Kratos deserves that award against Aang from a year ago. It was hard fought for 1300+ comments and Kratos has 16+ votes

  100. Broadwine December 31, 2011 at 12:37 am -      #100

    I’m with the other guys picking the pokeball. And my Pokemon would be Ampharos. I’ve been transferring my same Ampharos from Pokemon XD, to sapphire, to pearl, to that wii one… Then I gave up Pokemon. I miss you Ampharos. You and all your thunder punching

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