Holidays coming up means more time for me to work on some stuff. I am hoping to get the comment number back, and some other things that should help.
If you like using the Internet:
Read This
Expert & Lowk
Master Grief
Lowk
TV Cat
Siri Argument
Assassin Creed Rap
Skyim’s customization
Complete Megaman 2 strategy guide
Brush with Death
NEGATIVE-ZERO
Dick Figures: Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
I’m not seeing a link after the “if you like internet” bit
Can you share with us more about the tales of the banning of DRAGON and Srece21, sir?
Also can you please lock down yesterday’s match?
@Grand General Admin
Did you note how many votes yesterday’s match had, for thread lockdown, sir?
If your happy and you know it suck my dick!
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I’m SO FUCKING GLAD there’s finally a recent recap that isn’t crawling with that disgracful pony shit.
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@CC
What are you talking about? Admins only banned 1 guy…..EVER.
@Officer N.Z
I could have sworn that another person was also banned.
Also care to vote on thread lockdown for yesterday’s match?
@CC
I personally couldn’t care less about yesterday’s match. Sure, the scenario could have been done better, but it still had an interesting concept.
@Officer N.Z
Sir, why didn’t they have a band of Medieval Knights engaging Post-Medieval era Samurai, then? T_T’
I feel the concept got wasted, there.
I certainly wasnt banned…
@Captain
Neither am i, i hope it stays that way.
But still we gotta vote for the lockdown on yesterday’s match.
Also, did you hear on the Cartoon Network Civil War fight that i found someone who knows how to write scenarios and is prepared to provide aid, sir?
Ok….. I did not….
Just get back to the civil war fight at hand, and i’ll show you a guy who can help you out if/when he accepts, really, alright?(I promise!)
@NZ:
You realize, of course, that there are people that are equally irritated at the dick figures videos that you continually post as you are of My Little Ponies do you not? I, for one, did not miss those videos while you were away from Factpile.
yeah negative nerd Im gonna have to agree with the original asshole on this one, your dick figure videos are in fact lame
@Chuck
Actually yesterday’s vs fight that Murder Suggested was the lamest factpile fight, ever, in fact it even managed to make both yours and Officer N.Z’s fights(that one with the Shonen Trinity and the one with Red and Blue) look like badass incarnate even at the worst possible levels, in terms of equal entertainment value(which is saying a lot!)
“You realize, of course, that there are people that are equally irritated at the dick figures videos that you continually post as you are of My Little Ponies do you not? I, for one, did not miss those videos while you were away from Factpile.”
Well that’s fine and fucking dandy. Good for you.
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“yeah negative nerd Im gonna have to agree with the original asshole on this one, your dick figure videos are in fact lame”
And since when has your opinion ever matter on this site Charlie?
“And since when has your opinion ever matter on this site Charlie?”
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Since never.
@Krazy
Did you too vote out for thread lockdown upon Murder’s 2nd posted match, as well?
The more the merrier if we want to see Nodoka Miyazaki vs Hinata Hyuuga like we should be seeing, by now, agreed?
@Krazy
Correct.
@ CC
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That fight did not interest me, so I did not participate.
I don’t see the point of locking it. It’s a stomp match, so what? So is a vast majority of other matches on this site, some that vastly out stomp that stomp. Superman vs Master Chief anyone? It’ll just be forgotten about in a few days at most, so just leave it be.
@Veteran Random Guy
Normal circumstances-wise, i’d tend to do that(that or when the match goes into wall-banging idiocy territory!) but special circumstances/special rules are essentially in play, here, as Murder intends to suggest more atrocious matches to the site per day, and he’s paying for it!!!
@Random
Murder was trying to ‘prove a point’ or something as wasn’t he getting money off it or something? Money he wants to use to create more gay matches such as JB vs some other celebrity. Yeah Aircraft Carrier vs Spanish Armada has to be locked
@Grand General Admin
You may have to raise the bar to how many matches per day, like say 2 per day, get posted, otherwise there may be riots aimed at Murder with just cause to get rid of him and all that jazz.
Besides, we should be having Garrett Hawke vs Haseo to suggest to Officer AkumaTh, later on, in fact, we just gotta write out the scenario for the match based on the stipulations i listed out.
@Grand General Admin
Would it be alright if you can please raise up the amount of matches posted per day in a regular amount, since 1 match a day clearly won’t cut it, here?
“And since when has your opinion ever matter on this site Charlie?”
just stating the obvious
@Cross & Stealth
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I see, we already have enough spite stomp matches being posted by several people every now and then, we don’t need another person to add stomp after stomp just because. Very well, in the words of SuperKamiGuru: Kill it like the rest.
@Veteran Random Guy
Thank you.
So in the meantime, if/when Garrett Hawke vs Haseo’s finally ready, will you see to it that its not an outright Spite!-fest of a match and can still be an entertaining fight for more than just the combat-values?
@Random
I hear you, after all Lobo vs Wonder Woman, Killy vs Kharn, Voldemort vs Ganondorf, Dante, Alucard, Vampire Hunter D, Ryu Hayabusa and Kratos vs Holy Shonen Trinity and Commander Shepherd vs Boba Fett speak for that
@Veteran Random Guy
Let’s not go with how much the debates ShadowRanger listed actually slaughtered Murder’s 2nd posted match, agreed?
Here’s hoping that Garrett Hawke vs Haseo will be much better than the ones listed above, though, just to be on the safe side.
“just stating the obvious”
So was I. Nobody gives a shit about your opinions and nobody gives a shit about you. Nobody gives a shit about Dante solos. Nobody would give a shit if you just left this site for good. You’ve been here for a year and a half and you’re still just as much of an insufferable douchbag as the day you squirted your first post onto this site. So yeah, I’m just stating the obvious.
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“I hear you, after all Lobo vs Wonder Woman, Killy vs Kharn, Voldemort vs Ganondorf, Dante, Alucard, Vampire Hunter D, Ryu Hayabusa and Kratos vs Holy Shonen Trinity and Commander Shepherd vs Boba Fett speak for that”
Actually Voldemort vs Ganondorf (despite it being a spite match) had some heavy debating done for both sides asnd Ganondorf STILL won despite the odds favoring Voldemort.
@NZ
lol, yeah i know, it was funny ’cause ladi tried to change the rules at any turn to ensure Voldemorts victory. Its funny because giving Voldemort weapons of Evils Bane would be equally as fatal to him because Ganondorf is vastly superior in durability to Voldemort
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Also knowing Ganondorf, yeah Voldemort doesn’t have a prayer
@Officer N.Z and ShadowRanger
Be honest with me, barring the regards to my intense desires to see that a certain vs fight between two people finally gets a scenario prepared(other than Percy Jackson vs WindWaker!/Phantom Hourglass!-Link) i haven’t done anything wrong to downright alienate your sensibilities outright when for the most part, i wanted to be the best factpiler i can be, have i?
“So was I. Nobody gives a shit about your opinions and nobody gives a shit about you. Nobody gives a shit about Dante solos. Nobody would give a shit if you just left this site for good. You’ve been here for a year and a half and you’re still just as much of an insufferable douchbag as the day you squirted your first post onto this site. So yeah, I’m just stating the obvious.”
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WhoHurtYou? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrjm_UW32qI&feature=related
“lol, yeah i know, it was funny ’cause ladi tried to change the rules at any turn to ensure Voldemorts victory. Its funny because giving Voldemort weapons of Evils Bane would be equally as fatal to him because Ganondorf is vastly superior in durability to Voldemort
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Also knowing Ganondorf, yeah Voldemort doesn’t have a prayer”
Yeah, G-Dorf needs his award there. Also, I don’t think I’ve seen you there. How long you been on this site?
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@Ultimate Warrior
Also, nobody gives a shit about your overwhelming need to create an army of alt accounts Charles.
@NZ
Agreed. I’ve been lurking this site for ages, reading the various threads before i signed up just yesterday
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Also, i agree that sockpuppeting trolls are pathetic
@Officer N.Z and StealthRanger
Still you gotta admit, Gannondorf’s armies vs the Armies of Voldemort’s lot would have been an epic sight to see, really.
Sounds like a good debate for another time, at the risk of ladidala returning o_o
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Sounds pretty good tho
is dante ever going to get that award against kharn? I think by this point they’re just repeating the same stuff over and over
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camp dante: he can knock a giant statue over and *insert dante feat here*
camp kharn: game mechanics get proof
camp dante: *provides proof*
camp kharn: not a good enough source
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from what I can tell dante won a while ago and it’s just being dragged out by kharn fans
Wrong thread. Plus i think thats still a stalemate due to Dante getting the representation he deserves in Pyre
@StealthRanger
Chuck has at least as many alt accounts as he has people that find him to be an annoying twat. Also, ladidildo probably left because I left this site for a month just recently.
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@CC
I could always post the armies battle on FPtopia if you want.
“from what I can tell dante won a while ago and it’s just being dragged out by kharn fans”
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I can guarantee it is not nearly as bad as Rand al’Thor vs Richard Rahl or Wheel of Time vs Sword of Truth. Each of those have had the same argument for the past 1000+ comments.
@Officer N.Z
Please do that, i gotta go and see it for myself so i can see how to discuss it in a professional manner, actually.
@NZ
Yes i saw his antics on Dante vs Alucard and Dante vs Wolverine. He’s not a very good sockpuppet either
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Plus hes also a 12 year old who tries to act like a tough guy over the internets judging by his antics
@krazy
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there’s alot of threads here that have the same 4 arguments for hundreds of posts
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that being said
ADMIN Y U NO POST PONIES THIS WEEK?
@Krazy
So Mike of Truth vs Murder being a viable vs match is in order?
(J.K or am I?)
Still in all seriousness, you’d think by now, fairly decent fights like Nodoka vs Hinata would get posted by now, rather than the rubbish that was Murder’s 2nd suggested match, actually.
What gives?
P.S: Is that gravatar really your head, or is it just a new image?
Also i miss TheObserver so badly, these days.
@CC
I’ll get to it then.
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@Stealth
Yeah, he’s been on the ass end of a good deal of jokes on this site ever since he joined. Hell, he thinks people actually give a shit if he’s the first guy to post in a thread.
That and Chucks stained his reputation even further due to every single match hes suggested being a spite thread/victory for his butt buddy Dante
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Hell even hotshots his superior
Every match isn’t complete unless it has the post “Dante solos” in it lol.
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Whose his superior?
“Also, nobody gives a shit about your overwhelming need to create an army of alt accounts Charles.”
#WhoHurtYou
@Officer N.Z
Thanks.
@StealthRanger
What if i go bad, especially if/when the .hack universe gets another chance to be represented on the site?
You would most likely have to either stop me via talking me out of a stance or destroy me, in fact.
Hotshot was the site whipping boy back in the days of the Triumvirate. Hotshot gained this title due to his bad grammar, his refusal to concede the point and his lack of debating ability. He was most known for posting in Halo threads. After the Triumvirate (L-W, Mata and Alpha) constantly ass-raped him in the Star Wars vs Halo debates, they labelled him the resident troll and compared him to noobs all the time. He’s probably the reason why Halo has the bad rap it gets around here.
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Eventually he did at least cite his claims (FR vs GE and Necrons vs FR) but he still took them out of context. He eventually left after Necrons vs FR due to ‘FPers ignoring the stuff from Cryptum’ and fled to SpaceBattles where he begun blasting FP along with X-on, a former factpiler, now currently a hater of FP.
@CC
Um.. okay then
@ CC
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Yes, that is really me. Well, before I got my hair cut off. Now it is really short, and will take me about a year and a half to grow it back to that length.
@StealthRanger
I want to know that i’ll always be able to love the site for its honesty in trying to set up entertaining and well-done matches, from which the very best of them have a lot of heart and thought placed into the making of such matches, although i also credit cases with Red and Blue in terms of always making me wonder how they rapidly develop whole new abilities, actually.
@Charlie Horse
Wonderful comeback there.
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@CC
I posted it now.
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@Stealth
I don’t remember much about Hotshot. I’ve only been on this site for a year and a half. I do know that X-On posts on those shitty spacebattles forums. You’ve lurked a lot so I’m just curious, how much do you know about ME?
@Negative Nerd
I dont need a comeback for your dumbass cause you’re already making a fool out of yourself by throwing a little temper tantrum over the internet like a little bitch
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” Plus i think thats still a stalemate due to Dante getting the representation he deserves in Pyre”
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nope dante is currently winning thanks to both me and pyre go read the current comments Kharn is outclassed in both speed and strength
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“Yes i saw his antics on Dante vs Alucard and Dante vs Wolverine.”
dante outclasses both meaning the award was Giving to logan and alucard thanks to thier HAX
alucard’s schrodinger ability and Logans cheap skeleton in my most recent match i took away his adamantium to make sure the people of factpile knew who was really superior between the two Hell, even with the adamantium logan still wouldn’t be able to kill dante sames goes for alucard if you think otherwise we can take it to the threads if you prefer
@Krazy*awesome*Crismore
How come i still can’t see your face, though?
In any rate, if things don’t improve, we can always suggest Nodoka vs Hinata to Officer AkumaTh to see to it that it gets posted, alright?
Although i am hoping that Garrett Hawke(Cousin to the Human Mage Warden Candidate from Dragon Age Origins!) vs Haseo(the Terror of Death/Former Terror of Death) gets posted when the scenario’s fully prepared, as well, agreed?
“I dont need a comeback for your dumbass cause you’re already making a fool out of yourself by throwing a little temper tantrum over the internet like a little bitch”
*admitting he didn’t have a comeback*
WhoHurtYou? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrjm_UW32qI&feature=related
@ CC
I have my hair in my face on purpose for that picture. Was just seeing if I could cover my entire face with it, and liked the picture. I don’t really know AkumaTH, so maybe you should be the one to ask him.
@ NZ
Don’t be so hard on Charles. He has to take pride in the few fights that Dante can win without them being suggested by himself. I mean a 10 year old boy destroyed Dante in their match.
“WhoHurtYou? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrjm_UW32qI&feature=related”
lol major fail at trying to steal my joke
” I mean a 10 year old boy destroyed Dante in their match.”
last i checked dante won via quicksilver
“last i checked dante won via quicksilver”
Considering that quicksilver only halves the speed of his opponents, he is still outmatched by far in speed, regen, reaction time, and durability. Scans aren’t clear on Negi’s strength feats.
@Krazy*Awesome*Crismore
He’s the guy who posted up the Cartoon Network Civil War, last month ago, and he also has a factpiletopia account as well, in case either of us wish to P.M to him the match-up, actually.
Its worth a shot in case Murder abuses the one-match-a-day rule since the Grand General has yet to modify the rule to be 2 matches a day for the rest of the month(at least), really, therefore leaving us with a sucky holiday weekend.
As for the picture…i could have sworn it was either just the head, or a fraction of the Thing from the Addams family(no ill offense, of course) really.
“lol major fail at trying to steal my joke”
Which you in turn stole from a youtube video.
@Grand General Admin
Would it be alright if you can post up an Incarnation Battle Royale for Santa Claus, really?
I want to be able to say that Santa Claus>>> Santa Claus, complete with Magic Knight!-variations of him, to boot!
“Which you in turn stole from a youtube video.”
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no nerd believe it or not i coined that phrase when i was tired of saying “U mad” and it just so happened i found a video to go with it
#coolstorychuck
@Chuck
I’m going to write a story for you.
“nope dante is currently winning thanks to both me and pyre go read the current comments Kharn is outclassed in both speed and strength”
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Yeah you can thank Pyre for that
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“dante outclasses both meaning the award was Giving to logan and alucard thanks to thier HAX”
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Dante lost because he had no way to win against either
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“i took away his adamantium to make sure the people of factpile knew who was really superior between the two”
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No you did that because you got butthurt over Wolverines victory, like how you got butthurt over WW’s victory against Dante and put her against Lobo
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“even with the adamantium logan still wouldn’t be able to kill dante”
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*Bzzt* Dante’s regen fails the more he fights in prolonged engagements (losing stamina) and theres no proof he can regen from dismemberment (and don’t pull that instant regen with me), thus Logan will kill him, it would just take a long time
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“sames goes for alucard”
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVUOGUmxJI&feature=related
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Alucard won in attrition and the Jackal would one-shot Dante last i checked and like with Logan, Dante will tire out and Alucard can dismember him. I do wonder if the ‘Dante and Vampire Hunter D vs Alucard and Alucard’ was a spite thread to score a victory for Dante against Alucard after Dante lost twice
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“we can take it to the threads if you prefer”
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Those debates are done with established winner, unless you have any arguments of merit
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Now if you’ll escuse me i have to get Dante his award over Bayo… Oh wait, Bayonetta won *insert cookie monster smartass face used on the OBD*
@Master Sarge
When will i ever feel happy if Camp Half-Blood’s remembered for all the right reasons on factpile in future matches, these days?
Seriously, if Murder gets another of his suggestions posted, we may as well raise the bar in how many matches per day should be allowed for the rest of the month.
@StealthRanger
I just hope i don’t get heartstabbed too deeply when my next two fights to suggest get their scenarios prepared and done to suggest to Officer AkumaTh, really.
@Cross
Which ones were those?
To the Dane vs Kharn fight — Pyre is the only Factpiler that contributed worthwhile info on Dante (I was absent for 95% of the thread since I don’t like either guy, so I’m only talking semi-recently). Charles linked some calcs from a guy on Killer Movie Forums that has a few legit calcs which worked. So you got Pyre and the KMC Kid, with Charles as the lil’ delivery boy. /NewNickName
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And that may sound condescending. But no lil’ delivery boy means you don’t get yer’ chinessssseeeee.
I still hold Pyre as Dantes main defense, but my other points still stand
“no nerd [i]believe it or not[/i] i coined that phrase when i was tired of saying “U mad” and it just so happened i found a video to go with it
#coolstorychuck”
I choose not.
HEY, HEY YOU! YOU BETTER NOT FORGET MY WONTONS NEXT TIME YOU LITTLE BUGGER! I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE!
“Yeah you can thank Pyre for that”
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haters gonna hate
“Dante lost because he had no way to win against either”
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true same goes with the other people who them
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“No you did that because you got butthurt over Wolverines victory, like how you got butthurt over WW’s victory against Dante and put her against Lobo”
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buthurt? no no no you got it all wrong see i posted that match to prove the the people of factpile that dante is superior to logan and that he only got that award due to him being HAX
“*Bzzt* Dante’s regen fails the more he fights in prolonged engagements (losing stamina)”
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yeah only agianst opponents who are either his superior or equal sadly wolverine nor alucard qualify as either
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” no proof he can regen from dismemberment (and don’t pull that instant regen with me), thus Logan will kill him, it would just take a long time”
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never said he could heal from dismemberment and no logan wouldnt be able to dismember dante thanks to instant regen unless logan has a wide machete like sword*checks logan’s page on wiki* nope he does not have a wide machete like blade
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“Alucard won in attrition and the Jackal would one-shot Dante ”
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDvMjTGKcJk (0:42) tanks RPG
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” Dante will tire out and Alucard can dismember him”
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read above
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“Now if you’ll escuse me i have to get Dante his award over Bayo… Oh wait, Bayonetta won *insert cookie monster smartass face used on the OBD*”
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superior time powers but i could argue her feat of dodging lighting was just her dodging the aim since a light came down from the sky beforehand but i dont feel like it
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CLASS DISMISSED now get off my dick you newb
@StealthRanger
Oh Percy Jackson’s intended vs match against WindWaker/Phantom Hourglass!-Link that i am hoping will be posted before the year’s end, when a working scenario can be done, that is.(that’s one of the two matches, the other i do believe everyone on the civil war match’s latest page, including yourself, is all too aware of!Don’t say its name aloud, though!)
Meantime, here’s hoping that another of Murder’s fights won’t be posted tomorrow, otherwise begin the petitions and raise the caps of suggested factpile matches to be posted per day by multiplying it with 2 for 2 matches a day.
I love how this recap has hardly any videos but manages to have the most comments of any recap in recent memory.
“delivery boy. /NewNickName”
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cornball i prefer “the mailman”
A quick question, what color are Dante’s eyes?
@lil’ delivery boy
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This works better, to also coincide with the gay thing you’ve got going on, like two for one nickname special.
@Officer N.Z
So how did it happen, sir?
Meantime will the Grand General Admin remember to permit twice as many matches per day to be posted, actually?(One for Murder and another for the True factpilers?)
@Sockpuppet
“haters gonna hate”
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lol, i don’t even care who wins that debate
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“true same goes with the other people who them”
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And?
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“buthurt? no no no you got it all wrong see i posted that match to prove the the people of factpile that dante is superior to logan and that he only got that award due to him being HAX”
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Cool story bro
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“yeah only agianst opponents who are either his superior or equal sadly wolverine nor alucard qualify as either”
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Holds no water as he will go down before they will
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“never said he could heal from dismemberment and no logan wouldnt be able to dismember dante thanks to instant regen unless logan has a wide machete like sword*checks logan’s page on wiki* nope he does not have a wide machete like blade”
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He will once Dante tires out eventually
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“read above”
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Ditto the above
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“superior time powers but i could argue her feat of dodging lighting was just her dodging the aim since a light came down from the sky beforehand but i dont feel like it”
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And Dante’s wasn’t?
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“CLASS DISMISSED now get off my dick you newb”
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lol newb. Funny coming from the biggest Dante troll/wanker, (which is funny considering you call midnite a Logan wanker) and whos comebacks are about as bad a third grader. The Dante troll who is incapable of debating entirely and whom is a 12 year old trying to be a thug across the internets
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Hell even hotshot is a better debater than you
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“get off my dick”
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Like how you ride AHK’s dick at any given opportunity, amirite *OBD Cookie Monster smartass face*
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@NZ
For info on hotshot read the Star Wars vs Halo, MC vs Vader and MC vs Boba Fett debates, and for more lulz read the posts where L-W lambastes him epically, and Alpha too.
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TL;DR: Prepare for major lulz
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@CC
“Meantime, here’s hoping that another of Murder’s fights won’t be posted tomorrow, otherwise begin the petitions and raise the caps of suggested factpile matches to be posted per day by multiplying it with 2 for 2 matches a day.”
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Hint taken and acknowledged. As for Percy Jackson vs WW/PH Link, sounds like a good match. I have read a bit about him on the Percy Jackson vs Xena thread and i think he could give Link a run for his money
Chuck vs NZ? Didn’t realize that still happened. Maybe matches will start coming back in 2s and enter takes over the dash’s place again.
@Lowk
I hope the enter comes back, using dashes between everything’s a pain in the ass
@StealthRanger
First the epic scenario for Percy Jackson vs Windwaker/Phantom Hourglass!-Link has to be plotted out, based on the stipulations already gathered across the Topia, and even then, i still have to prepare to await scenario completion for when a segment of the intended scenario for the other of the 2 intended matches get posted, as well.(I don’t want Camp Half-Blood to get forgotten on factpile, don’t get me wrong, but the .hack universe also needs its due, as well!)
@Cross
Will do
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Plus i want to see some more Transformers and Dr Who ’round here
“So how did it happen, sir?”
Fuck if I know.
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“Like how you ride AHK’s dick at any given opportunity, amirite *OBD Cookie Monster smartass face*”
Damn, you HAVE been lurking for a long time…..back during the days of proper spacing and darker colors.
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“Chuck vs NZ? Didn’t realize that still happened.”
What can I say? I gotsta keep mah bitches in line when they forget their place and get mouthy.
@NZ
“Damn, you HAVE been lurking for a long time…..back during the days of proper spacing and darker colors”
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I liek proper spacing
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Nice gravatar btw
“Cool story bro”
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thanks
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“Holds no water as he will go down before they will”
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schrodinger alucard rapes regular alucard NO!!
hmmmm lets see dante’s stronger faster and has a better reaction time you do the math same goes for logan
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“He will once Dante tires out eventually”
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read above post mr hardhead
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“Hell even hotshot is a better debater than you”
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who?
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“Like how you ride AHK’s dick at any given opportunity, amirite *OBD Cookie Monster smartass face*”
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Hey he’s the hero of anime what can i say
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-the mail man
Forgive me if I sound like an idiot, but what is OBD?
@Krazy*Awesome*Crismore
Outskirts Battledome, and while i’d agree with SOME of the site’s conclusions, i don’t agree 100% with them, though.
That said, its still going to be really good if we get 2 matches per day, if at least one of them will be from a true piler rather than from someone like Murder, agreed?
“Forgive me if I sound like an idiot, but what is OBD?”
outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com/Character+Profile+-+Negi+Springfield
“schrodinger alucard rapes regular alucard NO!!
hmmmm lets see dante’s stronger faster and has a better reaction time you do the math same goes for logan”
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Cite where i said either comabtant was stronger than Dante. Besides all you’re arguments have no weight considering Dante can’t kill them. Yes those matches would go on for ages, Dante can’t kill Wolverine/Alucard, Wolverine/Alucard can kill Dante, simple
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“read above post mr hardhead”
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Done, anything beyond ‘hez rly stwong, hez rly fazt, he haz soopah awsumz speed biltz skilz, he haz time haxorz!’
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“who?”
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Like what i said to NZ, read the Star Wars vs Halo, MC vs Darth Vader and MC vs Boba Fett… oh *remembers your rants of ‘MC>Boba*, but yeah read those and you’ll see hotshots posts
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“Hey he’s the hero of anime what can i say”
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Simple title, like your many sockpuppet titles
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@KC
“Forgive me if I sound like an idiot, but what is OBD?”
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Outskirts Battledome
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@CC
“i don’t agree 100% with them, though.”
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Yea i agree, but i do like them because they don’t bitch about the SW EU being canon and they don’t bitch about the EU in debates, plus they’re a decent debating site
@Chuck
outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com/Character+Profile+-+Dante
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See we can get OBD pages too!
“I liek proper spacing”
Don’t we all?
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“Nice gravatar btw ”
Thanks. I like your Ghost Rider avatar as well.
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“Forgive me if I sound like an idiot, but what is OBD?”
A collection of dumbasses and weaboos.
“Don’t we all?”
Yup
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“Thanks. I like your Ghost Rider avatar as well.”
Got it off DA, Daivd Tennant is my fourite Doctor too
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“A collection of dumbasses and weaboos.”
Eh, at least they don’t bitch about the EU in SW related debates
@Chuck
This is my Gift, from me to you:
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He was awakened by the caress of gentle, but strong fingers on his cheek. Slowly, he opened his eyes; as his vision cleared from the blurriness of sleep, his heart sang with unfettered joy.
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“I didn’t think you’d come.” He said, awestruck, not noticing a line of fetid saliva that began to flow from between his lips.
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Dante smiled, the action transforming his hard, but dignified features into the model of gentleness and savage beauty. “Not all the forrrces of heaven or earrrth would keep me from sharrring this night with you, my love.”
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He almost exploded with passion at the smoothness of that voice, and he felt a Charlie Tango coming on. The angelic man before him came closer, and with every step Dante took, he felt his anticipation rise.
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His heart was hammering, and his loins were afire with the force of twelve suns as Dante crawled onto the bed, smoky gaze boring into his own as he set his body above his own.
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Nearly overcome with love, he wrapped his arms around Dante’s torso, savoring the feel of each of his twenty-pack muscles.
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Dante began to lower his face to his own, perfect lips mere inches away. Softly the man whispered, “My Prrrecious, take me now.” His face dipped, and their lips met-
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He awoke with a start, his chest heaving under the damp cloth of his bedcovers. He let his arms, sticky with sweat, still hugging the air above him, fall to his sides. He became aware of rapidly spreading warmth within his crotch area and sighed mournfully before rolling onto his side.
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The cold, dead eyes of the doll stared into his own, in a manner akin to the head of a decomposing elk carcass, gaze frozen by the ravages of winter.
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He ran his eyes over the form of his creation: From the expertly crafted twin pools of color that were his eyes, to the dolls perfectly sculpted abs, shaped with ceaseless care from congealed kitchen lard, pilfered in the name of love. Next his eyes moved to the perfectly fitted crimson jacket and deliciously form fitting trousers that adorned his frame. Sure, it might have been wrong to steal the clothing from that Church donation collection box, and somewhere a poor transient had probably frozen to death, alone and afraid, but how absolutely rrregal his creation looked in them! He hissed lustily as he gazed at the noticeable bulge within the doll’s crotch, to which he had affixed the alluring form of a Winter Rutabaga. Finally, he gazed in awe at every individual strand of snow white that crowned his noble brow, lovingly fashioned from the hairs of a neighbor’s Persian cat, gathered with extreme prejudice and many a scratch and mauling-all of which were worth it a thousandfold over.
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With a shaky hand, he reached out and ran his fingers through those silky locks, down the face crafted from a refurbished cantaloupe and the dried skin of a deceased iguana, smoothed with sandpaper, and let his fingers rest on the dolls gorgeous lips: two succulent Jimmy Dean’s breakfast sausages. Beautiful.
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It was at that moment that realization came. The horrific truth slammed into his brain like a blow from a hammer used to forge weapons; the epiphany of just what he had become, and the true nature of the abomination that lay beside him.
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A howl of desolation tore from his lips, and his hands slapped wetly against his face as he clamped his palms over his eyes, seeking to escape the truth. It was a scream not oft matched-a reverberating dirge of loneliness and shame, which shattered the night piece like the howl of fifty ewes being tossed over the edge of a bottomless chasm.
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He screamed until his lungs were emptied, then flung his arms around the meaty thing beside him and clutched the rancid sack close to his body. Tears streamed down his cheeks, and shallow, shaking sobs wracked his buttertub of a body.
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He cried long into the night, before eventually exhaustion and grief forced him into the blessed but temporary relief of unconsciousness, all the while holding desperately close his only friend.
@StealthRanger and Officer N.Z
Plus, if they suspect a fight has actual potential in being worthwhile, they’d often do their best to make sure its manageable(except for some certain cases in there that i really don’t agree with, at all, but otherwise its fine!)
“Done, anything beyond ‘hez rly stwong, hez rly fazt, he haz soopah awsumz speed biltz skilz, he haz time haxorz!’”
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“Simple title”
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He’s the hero of anime tho
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Im getting sleepy I’m done feeding you for today
@GB
Oh my god that was so fucking funny i think i burst my laughbox (10 points to those who get the reference). But srsly that was funny, and true if Chuck and Dante met IRL