Red & Blue Vs Edward & Jacob

Red & Blue Vs Edward & Jacob

Suggested by NEGATIVE-ZERO

Well, if history has to pick a day where FactPile officially started to change, this might be the match.

ANYWAYS –

Red & Blue arrive from Dick Figures and the get to face off against Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from Twilight.

For this match Edward and Jacob have been informed that Red and Blue killed Bella. While Red and Blue have been informed that Edward and Jacob have stolen all the burritos from their refrigerator.

Which team wins?

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724 Comments on "Red & Blue Vs Edward & Jacob"

  1. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 17, 2011 at 9:47 pm -      #301

    “If they’re gay they wouldn’t tap Bella… But rather each other…”
    That’s why I said wait.

  2. Dr. Lowk McNinja December 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm -      #302

    lol twilight hate still exist. I thought people would have forgotten about it and just let it fade in to obscurity. Someone clearly wants to keep it alive, not sure why though.
    -
    Anyway going through by www.factpile.com/5789-underworld-vs-twilight/ and this www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=518725
    Speed seems to be somewhere in 100+ mph to getting into supersonic. Though Reds recent Shotgun feet seems to put him into dodging supersonic projectiles at a very short range so he should be fine.
    Don’t recall Blue being quite so fast so it might be possible to take him out before his is capable of using his powers.
    ===
    That said what do R&B(heh) have in the way of tearing Edward apart and setting him on fire in terms of standard equipment? I believe that was the requirement to take down a twi-vamp.
    ===
    Also Red vs Blue team would likely need the freelancers to take on Red and Blue.

  3. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 18, 2011 at 12:35 pm -      #303

    “That said what do R&B(heh) have in the way of tearing Edward apart and setting him on fire in terms of standard equipment? I believe that was the requirement to take down a twi-vamp.”
    Red is capable of lifting an entire warehouse as well as benchpress thousands of pounds worth of weights. He also has a gun from the future that fires a high intensity beam that completely popped a t-rex like a balloon.

  4. Commander Cross December 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm -      #304

    @Doc Lowk

    Apparently you can chalk it up to a huge list of scumbags in the series, that should have been wiped across the floor with, by now.

    This is probably the ONLY time i will say anything aloud about any series, please pray that i don’t have to add another to the list.

    Meantime, to the onslaught at hand?

  5. Soulerous December 18, 2011 at 4:53 pm -      #305

    Red is capable of lifting an entire warehouse as well as benchpress thousands of pounds worth of weights.
    -Warehouse, yes, but didn’t he lift those weights in the ‘manly story’ he told? Things from those stories are not usable feats, as per rules, because even though we “saw” it, it was just them telling a story that was probably made up. If it were a part of the episode’s actual narrative, it would be usable. But we can’t use anything characters simply say they can do as feats, especially under such circumstances as Red trying to tell the manliest story.
    He also has a gun from the future that fires a high intensity beam that completely popped a t-rex like a balloon.
    -Which he cannot use in this match, because he used it only once, in a very unusual situation, and it is definitely not a part of his normal equipment. I don’t think it would help him, anyway. Edward could dodge the blast just as easily as Blue’s depressing energy.
    =
    Anyway, here are some quotes to illustrate the movement and reaction speed of Edward, as well as his mind-reading capabilities during battle and his ability to remain calm and analytical under intense and stressing circumstances:
    “That’s all you ever were to him, though. Silly to waste so much energy avenging someone who had less affection for you than a hunter for his mount. You were never more than a convenience to him. I would know.”
    Edward’s lips pulled up on one side as he tapped his temple.
    ” -Eclipse, pg 317.
    =
    “Riley,” Edward said in a soft, pleading voice.
    The blond boy froze, his red eyes widening.
    “She’s lying to you, Riley,” Edward told him. “Listen to me. She’s lying to you just like she lied to the others who are dying now in the clearing. You know that she’s lied to them, that she had you lie to them, that neither of you were ever going to help them. Is it so hard to believe that she’s lied to you, too?”
    Confusion swept across Riley’s face.
    Edward shifted a few inches to the side, and Riley automatically compensated with an adjustment of his own.
    “She doesn’t love you, Riley.” Edward’s soft voice was compelling, almost hypnotic. “She never has. She loved someone named James, and you’re no more than a tool to her.”
    When he said James’s name, Victoria’s lips pulled back in a teeth-baring grimace. Her eyes stayed locked on me.
    Riley cast a frantic glance in her direction.
    “Riley?” Edward said.
    Riley automatically refocused on Edward.
    “She knows that I will kill you, Riley. She wants you to die so that she doesn’t have to keep up the pretense anymore. Yes — you’ve seen that, haven’t you? You’ve read the reluctance in her eyes, suspected a false note in her promises. You were right. She’s never wanted you. Every kiss, every touch was a lie.”
    Edward moved again, moved a few inches toward the boy, a few inches away from me.
    Victoria’s gaze zeroed in on the gap between us. It would take her less than a second to kill me — she only needed the tiniest margin of opportunity.
    ” –Eclipse, pg 315
    =
    Only a few yards away from that fight, Edward and Victoria were dancing.
    Not quite circling, because Edward was not allowing her to position herself closer to me. She sashayed back, moving from side to side, trying to find a hole in his defense. He shadowed her footwork lithely, stalking her with perfect concentration. He began to move just a fraction of a second before she moved, reading her intentions in her thoughts.
    ” –Eclipse, pg 316
    =
    The dance increased in tempo. It was like Alice and Jasper in the meadow, a blurred spiraling of movement, only this dance was not as perfectly choreographed. Sharp crunches and crackings reverberated off the cliff face whenever someone slipped in their formation. But they were moving too fast for me to see who was making the mistakes. . . .” –Eclipse, pg 318
    =
    In that same short second, the dance broke violently apart. It happened so quickly that it was over before I could follow the sequence of events. I tried to catch up in my head.
    Victoria had flown out of the blurred formation and smashed into a tall spruce about halfway up the tree. She dropped back to the earth already crouched to spring. Simultaneously, Edward — all but invisible with speed — had twisted backward and caught the unsuspecting Riley by the arm. It had looked like Edward planted his foot against Riley’s back, and heaved —
    The little campsite was filled with Riley’s piercing shriek of agony.
    At the same time, Seth leaped to his feet, cutting off most of my view.
    But I could still see Victoria. And, though she looked oddly deformed — as if she were unable to
    straighten up completely — I could see the smile I’d been dreaming of flash across her wild face.
    She coiled and sprang. Something small and white whistled through the air and collided with her mid-flight. The impact sounded like an explosion, and it threw her against another tree — this one snapped in half. She landed on her feet again, crouched and ready, but Edward was already in place. Relief swelled in my heart when I saw that he stood straight and perfect.
    ” –Eclipse, pg 319.
    =
    If it had been the Volturi, we were both dead. But with Victoria, it didn’t have to be both.
    Edward could survive this. He was a good fighter, as good as Jasper. If she didn’t bring too many others, he could fight his way out, back to his family. Edward was faster than anyone. He could make it.
    ” Eclipse, pg 313. Just a bit of flavor.
    =
    Alice stood straight, deceptively motionless. Her style seemed to be stealth rather than an intimidating windup. She held the ball in both hands at her waist, and then, like the strike of a cobra, her right hand flicked out and the ball smacked into Jasper’s hand.
    “Was that a strike?” I whispered to Esme.
    “If they don’t hit it, it’s a strike,” she told me.
    Jasper hurled the ball back to Alice’s waiting hand. She permitted herself a brief grin. And then her hand spun out again. This time the bat somehow made it around in time to smash into the invisible ball. The crack of impact was shattering, thunderous; it echoed off the mountains — I immediately understood the necessity of the thunderstorm. The ball shot like a meteor above the field, flying deep into the surrounding forest.
    “Home run,” I murmured.
    “Wait,” Esme cautioned, listening intently, one hand raised. Emmett was a blur around the bases, Carlisle shadowing him. I realized Edward was missing.
    “Out!” Esme cried in a clear voice. I stared in disbelief as Edward sprang from the fringe of the trees, ball in his upraised hand, his wide grin visible even to me.
    “Emmett hits the hardest,” Esme explained, “but Edward runs the fastest.”

    =
    Personally, I believe the Twilight character would win this match with all the gravity of a rhinoceros trampling a rabbit. Red’s bullet-timing would be a problem for a bit, but wouldn’t save him, because Edward’s run speed and reflexes are both tremendous, while Red has only shown the reflexes.

  6. Commander Cross December 18, 2011 at 5:01 pm -      #306

    Edward would still be dead, sooner or later, though.
    Be glad that this fight’s still more worthwhile than the one with the sea fleets, alright?(The one that Murder suggested?)

  7. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 18, 2011 at 11:26 pm -      #307

    “but didn’t he lift those weights in the ‘manly story’ he told?”
    He lifted the weights in Fang Angles. C-c-c-corrected!!!!!
    -
    “Which he cannot use in this match, because he used it only once, in a very unusual situation, and it is definitely not a part of his normal equipment.”
    You must have missed the post where I gave Red and Blue every weapon they’ve used. C-c-c-corrected!!!!!
    -
    “because Edward’s run speed and reflexes are both tremendous, while Red has only shown the reflexes.”
    Are you implying Edward runs faster then a bullet?
    -
    Anyway, like I said, the Twifags get decimated by 2 cartoon stick people.

  8. StealthRanger December 18, 2011 at 11:27 pm -      #308

    Toonforce=insta-win
    -
    /thread

  9. Commander Cross December 18, 2011 at 11:29 pm -      #309

    @StealthRanger

    Don’t forget that Red and Blue continue to evolve more rapidly than Ed and Jacob would, really. :cool:

  10. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 18, 2011 at 11:34 pm -      #310

    @CC
    Exactly, Dick Figures is still an ongoing series and the characters and universe are always getting new feats. I wouldn’t be shocked if Red and Blue become universal threats before the series is over (hopefully it will last for years though).

  11. StealthRanger December 18, 2011 at 11:35 pm -      #311

    @NZ
    Or defeat the Pre-Retcon Beyonder lol 8)

  12. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 18, 2011 at 11:39 pm -      #312

    “@NZ
    Or defeat the Pre-Retcon Beyonder lol ”
    That would be hilarious.
    -
    Hell, in the Modern Flame War 3 episode, Red shows he’s at least a threat to a big chunk of the planet.

  13. Commander Cross December 18, 2011 at 11:44 pm -      #313

    @Officer N.Z

    How is it that Red and Blue have the potential to be greater than Ed and Jacob in terms of combat potential, actually?

  14. StealthRanger December 18, 2011 at 11:52 pm -      #314

    @CC
    The series is still expanding like NZ says

  15. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 19, 2011 at 12:01 am -      #315

    Exactly, it’s still expanding. Hell, Red and Blue are very formidable fighters as it is.

  16. Commander Cross December 19, 2011 at 12:09 am -      #316

    @StealthRanger and Officer N.Z

    I know that much, these two may even have the potential for worthwhile factpile fights in the long run of things, as well.
    Now if i know my eagerness to await the preparations for one of my intended fights is paying off…

  17. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 19, 2011 at 12:26 am -      #317

    @CC
    You mean the 3 vs 3 universe battle (1 side being the HST)?

  18. Soulerous December 19, 2011 at 7:01 pm -      #318

    Hey, I did miss the post where Red and Blue were enabled the use off all the weapons they’ve used. I’ve been corrected. Thanks.
    =
    Are you implying Edward runs faster then a bullet?
    -No. I’m implying that he can run faster than Red and Blue. How did you miss that?
    =
    Toonforce=insta-win
    -That’s pretty ignorant. And wrong.
    =
    Alright, I’m not going to push. I just want someone to tell me how Edward gets killed.

  19. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 20, 2011 at 8:20 pm -      #319

    “-No. I’m implying that he can run faster than Red and Blue. How did you miss that?”
    Bullet speed>Edward’s speed, Red=bullet timer. Red can dodge Edward’s attacks.
    -
    “I just want someone to tell me how Edward gets killed.”
    Red’s thousands of pounds worth of strength should do nicely. Plus, Red has Kitty Amazing.

  20. Turtle Commando December 20, 2011 at 10:35 pm -      #320

    Kitty amazing would kill Edward with a single look and a meow. Unless Edward is prone to fighting blind he’d be dead before he knew it.

  21. Commander Cross December 20, 2011 at 10:39 pm -      #321

    @T.C

    My User!-namesake knows a comrade at arms who’s prune to fighting blind, because he literally is blind, if you are wondering anything.
    Still, Red and Blue take this even with just the skin of their teeth.

  22. StealthRanger December 21, 2011 at 9:27 pm -      #322

    @Soulerous
    “-That’s pretty ignorant. And wrong.”
    -
    That wasn’t even a serious comment, i don’t even give a shit about this debate really

  23. Commander Cross December 21, 2011 at 10:27 pm -      #323

    @StealthRanger

    At least this fight’s still more acceptable than the big 3 that i did not…let’s just say i have too many words to say about those 3, and none of them are good, alright?

  24. StealthRanger December 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm -      #324

    @Cross
    Well it was a joke thread, which i honestly don’t mind, but yeah it was better than those 3

  25. bardian-Spam_bot's_bane! December 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm -      #325

    Why is this thread still alive? :lol:

  26. StealthRanger December 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm -      #326

    @bardian
    Because its a joke thread 8)

  27. Commander Cross December 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm -      #327

    @StealthRanger

    You sure you don’t need a rundown as to which particular 3 i really didn’t enjoy at all?

    Although Super Robot Wars vs Warhammer 40K’s starting to become workable, as so far we’re testing the waters for now until the complete list of stipulations can be established when mentioned to Officer AkumaTh.

  28. StealthRanger December 21, 2011 at 10:32 pm -      #328

    @Cross
    Which ones were they?

  29. Commander Cross December 21, 2011 at 10:33 pm -      #329

    @StealthRanger

    Get back to the civil war fight and i’ll say their names aloud, i’d rather not say them aloud here, alright?

  30. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 21, 2011 at 10:49 pm -      #330

    This wasn’t a joke thread, more like a method of test really.

  31. StealthRanger December 21, 2011 at 10:51 pm -      #331

    @NZ
    Meh, kinda both sorta considering Twilight is weaker than Naruto 8)

  32. NEGATIVE-ZERO December 21, 2011 at 10:54 pm -      #332

    My middle finger solos Twilight and Naruto.

  33. Commander Cross December 21, 2011 at 10:54 pm -      #333

    @StealthRanger

    Which at the individual level, is generally saying something, but what the intended ‘something’ is, i have no idea.
    So far i am still waiting as to let the Turtle Commando know the news so he can respond to my plans, actually.

  34. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 4:53 pm -      #334

    Red and Blue for the FP award.

  35. Commander Cross January 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm -      #335

    @Officer

    Backing that vote up. 1+ 1 = 2+

  36. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 5:26 pm -      #336

    Red and Blue for the FP Award +1
    -
    Kratos for the FP Award over Aang next Sunday

  37. Commander Cross January 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm -      #337

    3+ for Red and Blue!

  38. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 6:00 pm -      #338

    Any other nominations?
    -
    Ganondorf should also get his award over Voldemort.

  39. Commander Cross January 4, 2012 at 6:06 pm -      #339

    @Officer N.Z

    Agreed, you already got me and T.C for this match.

    As for the latter, at least it was worthwhile, was it not?(Good thing there’s also the Armies’ aspect of the fighting to be discussed in the Alternate Battles section!)

  40. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm -      #340

    “Ganondorf should also get his award over Voldemort.”
    -
    He has 4 nominations already as it is
    -
    And the Tyranids should get an award over ST races
    -
    Megaman X should get his award over Samus

  41. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 6:18 pm -      #341

    Hawke for kicking the shit out of Harry Poter

    Justice League for beating Watchmen.

    Supes for his Sentry fight if that one’s over.

  42. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 6:19 pm -      #342

    Potter*

    Also, Lobo for beating Dante.

  43. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 6:45 pm -      #343

    “As for the latter, at least it was worthwhile, was it not?”
    Apart from Ladidildo and Sloth, yeah it was a fun debate.
    -
    “(Good thing there’s also the Armies’ aspect of the fighting to be discussed in the Alternate Battles section!)”
    I posted some more videos for you to watch there.

  44. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:06 pm -      #344

    And Link vs Kratos needs a rematch

  45. Rorschach January 4, 2012 at 7:09 pm -      #345

    @Sparks aka Mister Teal
    While we’re at it then, let’s give Forerunners Vs Galactic Empire a rematch.

  46. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:15 pm -      #346

    @Rorschach
    Eh Link vs Kratos and MC vs Snake deserve rematches
    -
    Kratos, Megaman X and Tyranids deserve awards over Aang, Samus and ST races

  47. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm -      #347

    “And Link vs Kratos needs a rematch”
    No, it doesn’t.

  48. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:24 pm -      #348

    “No, it doesn’t.”
    -
    Yes it does

  49. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 7:24 pm -      #349

    @Rorschach
    -
    I don’t know what those are, but go for it.

  50. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm -      #350

    @Mr Teal
    Forerunner vs GE? The most commented match on the site? Come on man!

  51. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 7:27 pm -      #351

    Wasn’t composite Link(s) used for that fight?

  52. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 7:27 pm -      #352

    “Yes it does”
    No, it really doesn’t.

  53. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 7:28 pm -      #353

    @stealth
    -
    I mean I don’t know what thoae guys are from or what not

  54. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm -      #354

    “Wasn’t composite Link(s) used for that fight?”
    -
    Yeah it was, whil Kratos was only allowed items from one game
    -
    “No, it really doesn’t”
    -
    Yes it really doe-
    -
    Ok i can see where this’ll go, so, why do you think it doesn’t?

  55. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm -      #355

    “Wasn’t composite Link(s) used for that fight?”
    Some people saw it that way. However at the time the match was posted WW/PH Link was the most current and won because of the time stopping Phantom Sword and various other magic.

  56. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm -      #356

    @Mr Teal
    Forerunner are from Halo and the GE from Star Wars
    -
    Does that answer it?

  57. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 7:30 pm -      #357

    “Ok i can see where this’ll go, so, why do you think it doesn’t?”
    Why do you think it does?

  58. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 7:31 pm -      #358

    Yeah, I don’t know why that got brought up to me specifically though. I don’t think I commented on that thread, not even a joke post.

  59. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 7:33 pm -      #359

    I was talking about forerunner match. On phone, so slow respobses.

  60. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:33 pm -      #360

    “Why do you think it does?”
    -
    Links abilities at the time were taken out of context/hyped. Kratos was unfairly represented and hes far stronger, more durable, got greater stamina, has his own invulnerability, thus Links would be nothing special and hes got more skill at melee and they’re equal in speed somewhat, but lets take it to CIDEs Link vs Krato rematch thread

  61. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 7:38 pm -      #361

    “Links abilities at the time were taken out of context/hyped.”
    In what way?
    -
    “and hes got more skill at melee”
    I wouldn’t say that….

  62. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm -      #362

    “In what way?”
    -
    That his ploymorhing was limited to lesser enemies and they said it could work on Kratos who is NOT a lesser enemy and his time stop requires a biased battlefield and all
    -
    I think there were others but i’ll check

  63. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 7:50 pm -      #363

    “That his ploymorhing was limited to lesser enemies and they said it could work on Kratos who is NOT a lesser enemy”
    Game mechanics dude.
    -
    “and his time stop requires a biased battlefield and all”
    Kratos’ time stop required a bias battlefield, Link’s didn’t.

  64. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 8:21 pm -      #364

    “Game mechanics dude”
    -
    ANd saying Link’s polymorh works on anyone is a NLF
    -
    “Kratos’ time stop required a bias battlefield, Link’s didn’t.”
    -
    It did to use more than once. And it required outside help IIRC. Dryn said that in Link vs Kratos

  65. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 8:31 pm -      #365

    Link’s polymorph works if he can get the move off, and the target doesn’t have any relatable resistances to it within their own canon, be it specific resistance to shapeshifting or a broad established defense against magic in general (Doc Strange for example comes to mind)

  66. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 8:32 pm -      #366

    @Mr Teal
    Which is about Links only real shot at victory or else he loses
    -
    Skill means nothing when you’re physically outclassed

  67. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 8:33 pm -      #367

    Any move works like that obviously, was just taking Link’s polymorph as the example. No quantified defense or method of avoiding = combatant takes a hit.

  68. Mister Teal January 4, 2012 at 8:34 pm -      #368

    @Stealth
    -
    I guess, I don’t know the ins and outs of either guy, just talking in general.

  69. StealthRanger January 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm -      #369

    @Mr Teal
    Fair enough
    -
    I wonder if Link vs Aang is award worthy tho

  70. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 4, 2012 at 11:50 pm -      #370

    “ANd saying Link’s polymorh works on anyone is a NLF”
    And saying it never works period is any better? Link’s polymorph magics (from any game) tend to usually have an effect on human sized targets or smaller. Kratos=human sized target.
    -
    “It did to use more than once. And it required outside help IIRC. Dryn said that in Link vs Kratos”
    The Phantom Sword has 3 time stopping charges already in it. It takes outside help to REFILL, not to use.

  71. StealthRanger January 5, 2012 at 12:07 am -      #371

    “And saying it never works period is any better? Link’s polymorph magics (from any game) tend to usually have an effect on human sized targets or smaller. Kratos=human sized target.”
    -
    Still avoidable even if it works, Kratos w/ the Boots of Hermes is fast enough to dodge it
    -
    Although i admit you got me at time stop
    -
    But its always current incarnations in battles unless said otherwise so its SS Link vs GoW 3 Kratos

  72. Commander Cross January 5, 2012 at 12:21 am -      #372

    @Agent

    Not a chance in Tartarus, otherwise have Hawke against Mephiston, please?

    @Officer N.Z

    With you, sir.

  73. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 5, 2012 at 12:53 am -      #373

    “Still avoidable even if it works, Kratos w/ the Boots of Hermes is fast enough to dodge it”
    All of the spells from Adventure of Link activated instantly. Kratos would have no time to react.
    -
    “But its always current incarnations in battles unless said otherwise so its SS Link vs GoW 3 Kratos”
    SS Link aquired the entire Triforce…….

  74. Commander Cross January 5, 2012 at 12:55 am -      #374

    @Officer N.Z

    How good is SS Link with Sky-based Races?
    I’d like to have him in a race or two for a vs match, actually.

  75. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 5, 2012 at 1:09 am -      #375

    “How good is SS Link with Sky-based Races?”
    Ecxellent. He rides a bird after all.

  76. Mister Teal January 5, 2012 at 1:10 am -      #376

    @Cross
    “Not a chance in Tartarus.”

    What is this a response to?

    “have Hawke against Mephiston”

    I’m not following, who is Mephiston and what do they have to do with anything lol

  77. Soulerous January 5, 2012 at 1:13 am -      #377

    Wait, wait, wait. If Red and Blue do in fact stomp the Twilight team as you believe they will, then they are undeserving of a Factpile Award. If they are unable to kill Edward, as I believe they are, then no one should get the award.
    Red’s thousands of pounds worth of strength should do nicely. Plus, Red has Kitty Amazing.
    -How many thousands of pounds of strength are we talking about? Because Edward also has “thousands” of pounds of strength. Also, how would that strength benefit Red if he is unable to catch Edward and thus apply it? And why would Edward ever look at Kitty amazing if he knows it would kill him? These are the questions.

  78. Commander Cross January 5, 2012 at 1:16 am -      #378

    (Is feeling silently urged to plot out Ryou Misaki/Haseo vs The World, a satire/parody of Scott Pilgrim vs The World, except with Endrance as the Cool Gay Roommate, Zelkova as Michael Comeau, and Tabby as Knives Chau, among other things like Alkaid being Kim Pine!)

    What? :twisted:
    I have fun idea ephiphanies, right about now.

  79. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 5, 2012 at 1:18 am -      #379

    “Wait, wait, wait. If Red and Blue do in fact stomp the Twilight team as you believe they will, then they are undeserving of a Factpile Award”
    Look whose bitching about the fight being unfair now……
    -
    “-How many thousands of pounds of strength are we talking about? Because Edward also has “thousands” of pounds of strength.”
    Strong enough to lift a building and a weightset with 20,000 pounds of weight (if I remember right).
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    “Also, how would that strength benefit Red if he is unable to catch Edward and thus apply it?”
    Edward would need to get close to Red and Red can react to bullets. Red waits for Edward to come to him.
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    “And why would Edward ever look at Kitty amazing if he knows it would kill him?”
    He DOESN’T know though. What the FUCK made you assume Edward would know Kitty Amazing is a killing machine?
    -
    “These are the questions.”
    Those are your answers.

  80. Commander Cross January 5, 2012 at 1:22 am -      #380

    Is there a Dick Figures 300 Trailer?
    Or even a Dick Figures Scott Pilgrim trailer, for that matter? :cool: :ugeek:

  81. Mister Teal January 5, 2012 at 1:41 am -      #381

    Hawke’s only been in 2 matches. Mage Hawke turned Harry Potter inside out like a sock of gore and Warrior Hawke got taken down by Dova (I beilieve that was consensus anyway)
    -
    So who is Mephiston?

  82. Mister Teal January 5, 2012 at 1:44 am -      #382

    Also Mephiston has 2 matches as well, I can’t find one vs Hawke though

  83. StealthRanger January 5, 2012 at 8:12 am -      #383

    @NZ
    “All of the spells from Adventure of Link activated instantly. Kratos would have no time to react.”
    -
    IIRC they needed a few motions to execute
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    “SS Link aquired the entire Triforce…….”
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    Which is lacking feats, and has he USED it before or was it a one time thing like in LttP?
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    Anyways I am curious to know how Darth Vader ‘lost’ to Sephiroth

  84. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 5, 2012 at 9:03 am -      #384

    “He DOESN’T know though. What the FUCK made you assume Edward would know Kitty Amazing is a killing machine?”
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    Isn’t mind reading one of Edward’s abilities?
    ===
    “Edward would need to get close to Red and Red can react to bullets. Red waits for Edward to come to him.”
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    Well that good for Red but what about Blue?
    Also wouldn’t there be some problem actually hitting E since even if he does get close and red is fast enough to react couldn’t Cullen just move out of the way of the attack(like backpedaling or sidestepping) Red has the reflexes but not the actual movement speed right?

  85. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 5, 2012 at 9:05 am -      #385

    ““All of the spells from Adventure of Link activated instantly. Kratos would have no time to react.”
    “IIRC they needed a few motions to execute”
    -
    Actually I think they were activated by words/voice.

  86. Commander Cross January 5, 2012 at 9:09 am -      #386

    Mephiston is the guy who had a go against Luke Skywalker before one of the Eldar leaders did, and in case you asked, the only thing that can save Luke is a Quick-draw session, sadly speaking. :sad:
    But if you wanna find more fights for Mage!-Hawke, have him against a .hack-verse Doppelganger or a Dresden!-verse skinwalker(Sorcerer Type!) then we get to see how hardcore he REALLY is supposed to be, in that case.

  87. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 5, 2012 at 9:53 am -      #387

    “Not a chance in Tartarus, otherwise have Hawke against Mephiston, please?”
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    So a guy from Warhammer… against a regular human mage? Are you going be this way for Ed Elric if he manages to beat Potter to or do you just have a fixation on Hawke.

  88. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 5, 2012 at 11:20 am -      #388

    “Is there a Dick Figures 300 Trailer?
    Or even a Dick Figures Scott Pilgrim trailer, for that matter? :ugeek:”
    Not that I know of.
    -
    “IIRC they needed a few motions to execute”
    Not in Adventure of Link. I think the wizards that tought Link the spells said they were voice activated. Either way, once the spell is cast, it’s instant.
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    “Which is lacking feats, and has he USED it before or was it a one time thing like in LttP?”
    Lacking feats? It grants ANY wish the user makes. Anyway unlike ALttP (where Link get’s the Triforce at the very last possible second without even touching it) SS Link goes and assembles the Triforce piece by piece.
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    “Anyways I am curious to know how Darth Vader ‘lost’ to Sephiroth”
    ME TOO. The first few pages were about how Vader would beat that pussy black and blue and then…..something happened.
    -
    “Isn’t mind reading one of Edward’s abilities?”
    Reds not exactly the thinking type.
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    “Also wouldn’t there be some problem actually hitting E since even if he does get close and red is fast enough to react couldn’t Cullen just move out of the way of the attack”
    Red just needs to grab him and tear him apart or hold him long enough for Blue to use his superpowers or. Speaking of powers, Red can also fly.

  89. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 5, 2012 at 11:41 am -      #389

    “Red just needs to grab him and tear him apart”
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    But Edward both reacts and move at superspeed where as Red only has fast reflexes. So wouldn’t that mean Ed has both the reflexes to keep up with red to keep from getting grabbed as well as the overall movement speed to circle around him and hit him from behind?… ugh, I just realized I’m arguing for a series I don’t even care about again.
    ===
    “Speaking of powers, Red can also fly.”
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    He’s also batman with hyperhearing, energyblast, and eyebeams. I have added to the opposing side, balance is restored.

  90. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 5, 2012 at 11:54 am -      #390

    “But Edward both reacts and move at superspeed where as Red only has fast reflexes. So wouldn’t that mean Ed has both the reflexes to keep up with red to keep from getting grabbed as well as the overall movement speed to circle around him and hit him from behind”
    Isn’t Edward slower then an actual bullet? Red waits for Edward to get close, grabs him, and then eye laser to the face.

  91. Dr. Lowk McNinja January 5, 2012 at 12:03 pm -      #391

    “Isn’t Edward slower then an actual bullet?”
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    Thought he was supersonic or am I thinking of something else….
    ===
    “Red waits for Edward to get close, grabs him, and then eye laser to the face.”
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    Well I concede, I just can’t argue with eye lasers to the face here.

  92. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm -      #392

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=w39ApNuOg3g
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    New episode. Looks like Blue’s body is durable enough to survive being ran over by a car.

  93. Soldier's Shadow January 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm -      #393

    @Stealth Ranger

    ===

    Vader lost to Sephiroth because he was greatly outclassed physically and Sephy’s magic powers worked wonders against Vader. It wasn’t a stomp or anything since Vader could kill Sephiroth if he kept him at long range or if he even hit him. CIDE and Pyre also showed Sephiroth wasn’t a totally physical being that wasn’t hindered against Force Crush.

    ===

    Take it to the thread.

  94. Mister Teal January 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm -      #394

    “But if you wanna find more fights for Mage!-Hawke, have him against a .hack-verse Doppelganger or a Dresden!-verse skinwalker(Sorcerer Type!) then we get to see how hardcore he REALLY is supposed to be, in that case.”

    lol Hawke stinks — he can’t be hardcore, he doesn’t have a well of quantifiable feats to pull from either. He just happened to shit-kick Harry because Potter is even worse than he is.

  95. StealthRanger January 5, 2012 at 7:06 pm -      #395

    @Negative Zero
    “Lacking feats? It grants ANY wish the user makes. Anyway unlike ALttP (where Link get’s the Triforce at the very last possible second without even touching it) SS Link goes and assembles the Triforce piece by piece.”
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    I thought there were only 3 peices. Then again i haven’t played the game yet and it is a prequel to OoT so yeah
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    “ME TOO. The first few pages were about how Vader would beat that pussy black and blue and then…..something happened.”
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    Yeah i kinda figured. Basically from what i saw it was argued Vader would one shot him with Force Crush or something before Sephiroth got close and it looked Vader was winning but then suddenly Sephiroth ‘won’

  96. Soulerous January 5, 2012 at 7:21 pm -      #396

    Reds not exactly the thinking type.
    -Are you serious? Unless you have proof that Red doesn’t think like everyone else, then Edward can read his mind and will know not to look at Kitty Amazing the instant Red decides to use him, as well as react to Red’s moves a split-second before Red actually takes action. It’s in the quotes!
    =
    If Blue dies a moment after the match begins, how will Red be able to survive both Edward and Jacob?
    =
    Also, why are you being so crabby? Can’t we debate without you accusing me of “bitching about the fight being unfair”? That statement… it’s just so wrong.

  97. tau43 January 5, 2012 at 7:31 pm -      #397

    “Are you serious? Unless you have proof that Red doesn’t think like everyone else”
    -If it doesn’t involve sex, drugs, or alcohol he does put much thought at all into anything.

  98. Commander Cross January 5, 2012 at 8:27 pm -      #398

    Take it to the judge, by that logic Skywalker’s an even worse fighter than Mephiston of the Blood Angels is. -_-’

    @StealthRanger

    I’m siding with Red and Blue, here.

  99. StealthRanger January 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm -      #399

    @Commander Cross
    Me too

  100. tau43 January 5, 2012 at 8:33 pm -      #400

    @C.C.&Ranger
    -How could you not support R&B?

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