Suggested by The_Assassin711
Round 1: Who in general is more unfortunate?
Round 2: Who is more capable of supporting their family?
Round 3: Which of the two is better at descision making and quick thinking? -(The winner of this round loses the round.)
Round 4: How do their families treat each of them and which is treated worse?
Round 5 (Tie-breaker): Which would last longer in a Boxing match against Butterbean.
May laughter ensue.